"What's written in the bottle?" I have a hunch of unhappiness.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... People downstream will be happy if they pick it up! Because it's a voucher inside! ”

It's true that everyone loves money these days, but where are the vouchers? Is it from Walmart? In this barren mountain and wilderness, if you go to the Walmart supermarket, you can't even save the gas money back and forth, right?

"It's not a supermarket voucher, and if you pick up something ordinary, you won't be particularly happy!" Xiaoqin stood on a raised stone by the stream, balancing and said, "The note I put in the drifting bottle reads: Anyone who comes to attend the wedding ceremony of me and Ye Lin can redeem 5 yuan as a gift money with this coupon......

It's not used than supermarket vouchers! Now the wedding gift is at least 100! Whoever is full of food and supports it, spends 95 yuan to attend the wedding of someone you don't know!

Xiaoqin still had a dreamlike expression on her face, looking into the distance:

"I will be very happy to pick up such a precious voucher, and I can't wait for me and Ye Lin to hold a wedding sooner!"

"I really envy the person who found the drifting bottle......"

Don't be envious, I'm sure the person who picked it up must have completely ignored the handwritten voucher inside, and just sold the bottle for scrap.

In the end, it's still white garbage, and it's garbage with garbage inside.

You don't even have a time and place on your voucher, so even if the other party wants to participate, there's nowhere to find it!

The source of the creek was twenty meters below the top of the mountain, and suddenly I heard my name called from above.

"Ye Lin, where have you been? Come and help me with my work! ”

It turned out that Niu Shili wanted to move a large rock that was in the way, and he couldn't find me.

I happily ran back to the top of the mountain, manual work was originally my responsibility, and it was also a pleasure to cooperate with Niu Shili.

Besides, even if I pretend not to care on the surface, it seems to be quite psychologically happy to show myself liliang in front of many girls.

"One, two, three!"

I'm afraid that the irregular rock, which weighs nearly 200 pounds, was lifted by me and Niu Shili together, and then moved with difficulty and placed it in an unobstructed place.

The loudspeaker exclaimed on the side: "You two are so energetic, it must be easy to get married and hold the bride in the future!" ”

Zhuang Ni leaned against a tree, and fell asleep in the shade of the tree as if she were suspended from death, when she suddenly opened her eyes and said:

"I can't hold you, I have to use a crane and a jack to hold you......"

The loudspeaker glared at him: "You have no virtue in your mouth, and I won't give you delicious food for a while!" ”

Juanny smiled as she saw through the red dust, leaning her head on the trunk, unconcerned that her shawl hair might be damaged by the rough trunk.

"I don't want to eat unless the squad leader feeds me mouth-to-mouth...... Gong Caicai is also OK. ”

"You flowery lily girl!" The loudspeaker accused, "If you are a man, you must be a scumbag who is in the twilight!" ”

I sneezed for some reason, it must have been too cold at noon in the summer, right?

Zhuang Ni narrowed her eyes, revealing only her pale pupils, and said with a little chill:

"If I were a disgusting man, I would have committed suicide as early as the fertilized egg state."

At this time, Xiaoqin also walked back from the stream, and Xiong Yaoyue ran over to discuss with her how to get the most food in a while.

"This shop here, that one...... Put it in the place where Ye Lin and they moved away from the stone. ”

The squad leader instructed the girls to lay out the loudspeakers and bring many two-meter-square picnic mats from home.

Although there were other students who brought them, most of them were due to the contribution of the loudspeaker.

I always feel that the income of the big speaker's family is used to buy food and food-related equipment.

The squad leader's command was well organized, and after a while, the top of Cuisong Mountain was planned into an exclusive barbecue camp for the second (3rd) class of junior high school.

With the campfire at the center, looking down from the sky, the extensions of the three barbecue grills form an equilateral triangle, and the 12 picnic mats are arranged in a 12-sided shape further out, all 7 or 8 steps away from the barbecue grill.

It's a variant of gossip map! So symmetrical (the 13th picnic mat is hidden), so fair (no one gets any closer to the barbecue), why are you looking at the camp that looks like a cult sacrifice ceremony and showing a happy smile!

In any case, if symmetry is required, simply clone the father-in-law Cao who was roasting clothes on the bonfire in the center and put it on the opposite side!

"Optimus Prime's ......"

Suddenly, I heard a girl discussing something in a low voice next to the loudspeaker.

Big Brother Optimus Prime? How do you know about Big Brother Optimus Prime? Could it be that Xiaoqin has told you all! Do you still say that Optimus Prime is a token of love that I gave her!

Listen carefully, it turns out that it is the ignition bucket that is matched with the barbecue grill, and the ignition bucket is also the brand of Optimus Prime.

Bastard! Although this ignition barrel looks really good, and I heard that it will not deform if a person stands on it, but don't name it after Optimus Prime!

Because it won't deform, it's not Optimus Prime's big brother! Big Brother Optimus Prime is very handsome, and he can turn into a container truck with "Kuka Ka"!

And with such a thin ignition bucket, there is no place to put energy blocks at all! Without the energy block, how can Big Brother Optimus Prime fight the Decepticons!

Take 10,000 steps back, even if this ignition bucket is called Optimus Prime, Optimus Prime's big brother Weishenme is going to become a furnace! Is it for covert investigation? That kind of thing just be called bumblebee to do it!

At this time, Father-in-law Cao had already dried his clothes and put them on, and for the sake of safety and resource conservation, the squad leader proposed to temporarily extinguish the bonfire in the center of the camp.

"Let me come, let me come!" When Xiong Yaoyue heard this, she immediately couldn't sit still, "I like to put out fires the most!" ”

I just said that I like arson the most, are you the part-time firefighter in the United States who deliberately set fires to find trouble? That firefighter started the largest wildfire in Arizona history, and Zuihou was sentenced to 10 years in prison!

The theater in her mind couldn't help but show that Xiong Yaoyue failed to extinguish the mountain fire she lit, burning all the forests of the Daxing'an Mountains and Changbai Mountain, so she was imprisoned and protested by Japanese friends.

"The ashes have drifted to the Japanese archipelago, bastard!"

"I'm just too bored......" Xiong Yaoyue made a weak defense on the judgment seat, "Who made the PSP and mobile phone run out of battery......

The Chinese Forestry Administration sued Sony, demanding compensation for all the losses suffered by the Daxinganling and Changbai Mountains, on the grounds that the PSP produced by Sony was consumed too quickly, causing the dangerous Xiong Yaoyue to be bored.

Japanese netizens reacted strongly to this, and countless angry Japanese youths marched on the streets holding signs saying "Japan Interrupts Diplomatic Relations", but the Japanese dead houses did not participate, because they were still waiting to see this week's new anime.

In addition, the China Forestry Administration also sued South Korea's Samsung because Xiong Yaoyue's mobile phone was produced by the other party.

In response, the South Korean government issued a statement on behalf of Samsung, saying:

"Daxinganling and Changbai Mountain are obviously us Koreans! If you want to compensate, you will compensate us! And the whole universe belongs to Smecta in South Korea! ”

Because according to South Korean logic, Xiong Yaoyue also belonged to them, so after careful consideration, the Chinese government released Xiong Yaoyue back to South Korea to worship her ancestors (and also held the torches used to worship her ancestors), so three days later, the Korean Peninsula was burned in the flames.

"Who are we hiring!" North Korean leader Kim Sam-fat was filled with grief and indignation.

Xiong Yaoyue behind her scratched the band-aid on her face, "I'm sorry, I'm just too boring......"

Just when I was thinking nonsense, Xiong Yaoyue had already received the task of extinguishing the bonfire from the squad leader, probably because the squad leader felt that it was better to extinguish the fire than to set it on fire, and if Xiong Yaoyue's excess energy was not vented, sooner or later she would cause trouble somewhere else.

Holding the plastic basin given to her by the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue ran to the creek as well, filled a basin full of water, and then ran back at a faster speed, and half of the water was spilled on the road.

"Look at the move! Water overcomes fire! Haste as a law! ”

Xiong Yaoyue shouted some settings of Taoism and games in her mouth, and happily splashed a basin of water.

Although there was not enough water, the bonfire was completely extinguished by momentum, leaving only a little spark that flickered and dimmed.

However, the problem is that Grandpa Cao, who has just put on the dried clothes, has not had time to dodge.

So my clothes were soaked again! People suffered a flood in front of the fire, and Grandpa Cao wanted to cry without tears!

The worst thing is that the bonfire has been extinguished! If you want to dry your clothes again, you have to make a new fire! You also have to use firewood that has been soaked in water!

Father-in-law Cao spit out a mouthful of water in his mouth and snorted: "You are too fast, leave some time for people to react......"

"You're too slow!" Xiong Yaoyue threw the plastic basin on the ground, and said with her hands on her waist in disbelief, "You are a man, on such a hot day, you can cover it dry on your body!" ”

"Let's go to the barbecue grill and grill it," the squad leader looked helplessly at Xiong Yaoyue's trouble, "The charcoal fire has been lit, so it shouldn't be sick." ”

Father-in-law Cao had no choice but to take his wet half-body clothes and go to the barbecue grill to roast the fire.

Suddenly, the thief rolled his eyes and said to Xiong Yaoyue:

"Pooh, do you know I can do magic?"

"Magic? It's up to you? Xiong Yaoyue looked incredulous, "How did you change?" From fat to dead fat? ”

"Who scolded me?" A little farther away, the big horn raised vigilantly from above the barbecue.

It's really a scolding monk, and the temple has a fever. Human beings have all kinds of natural alliances in terms of size!

"Yes, magic!" Cao Gonggong nodded chiselingly, "I have a hand of magic, as long as I recite the spell in advance, and then pour water on you...... Just use this half bottle of mineral water, you won't get wet at all! ”

"Is there such a thing?" Xiong Yaoyue's brows furrowed, "The mineral water in your hand is a prop, right?" ”

"You don't care if it's a prop or not," Cao Gonggong continued, "Anyway, if my magic trick doesn't succeed, I'll lose you ten dollars." ”

As soon as she mentioned Qian, Xiong Yaoyue's eyes lit up, she stood up and said, "Then come on, I want to see how you do magic!" ”

"Don't bet on him!" Xiaoqin hurriedly reminded from the side.

But it was too late, Gonggong Cao's half bottle of water was not biased or slanted, with twelve points of malice, all splashed on Xiong Yaoyue's chest, so the white T-shirt of the class uniform that became very transparent when it was stained with water instantly outlined the shape of the internal sports bra, and Xiong Yaoyue, like Gonggong Cao, became half wet.