In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday's class essay was sent.

The title of the essay is "My Father/Mother", and now the teacher is also keeping pace with the times, taking into account the existence of students from single-parent families like me.

Although Ai Shuqiao's story may be more tortuous and bizarre, it is simply a Sino-US cooperation blockbuster, business war and house fight, murder and lust are all in one! It must be super eye-catching in the street tabloids. However, it is impossible for me to write about her.

So, I began by writing:

"My father, Ye Yuanfeng, is a noble person, a person who has escaped from low-level interests......"

Don't say that opening an adult product store is inherently low-level fun! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the republic is half that of the police, and half of us! We don't care that the state wants to subsidize, it's already noble!

But the parents of other classmates must have a normal job, even if they sell cool skin, they feel better than my father's work (I don't mean to look down on selling cool skin, there is a student in the third grade whose parents are selling cool skin, and he goes to the Maldives with his parents every summer for vacation).

Do I want to write, my father operates in good faith, never shoddy, like what to replace the imported motor of the Japanese A'V rod with a domestic one, etc., I have never done it, even the lubricating oil and condoms that come with the gift, there are no fake and shoddy products, or futures.

It's super embarrassing to write it! In the second (3rd) class of junior high school, probably only Xiaoqin and Grandpa Cao know what my family sells! Most of the other people have heard that my family has an online store!

And if the Chinese teacher Zhang who has always had opinions about me knows, he will definitely despise me even more! I've been despised a lot because of the ugliness of my handwriting!

So I decided to play freely, and what I do best is play freely in my composition.

I took up the pen and wrote:

"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10, and the Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton acceleration cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, quark spiral cannons, forgiveness cannons of the goddess of dawn, and ...... of the Vientiane Sky and Earth Explosion Sky and Star Cannon."

"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent female spies to infiltrate China, trying to seduce my father to steal secrets......

"My father protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang, and now the neighbors call my father General Ye......"

"So Young Master Ben is the general's son, if I don't get a high score in my essay, I may do the same thing as Li Tianyi......"

"Anyway, my dad is great, the number of words is enough, and that's the end of it......"

Come to think of it, I really messed up yesterday's composition! Sure enough, it was because I accidentally gave the bikini thong to the squad leader, which greatly reduced my favorability, so I vented it in my composition? What kind of criticism will I get for this kind of composition!

Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big × at the end of the article, and commented:

"Nonsense, lies!"

"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has nothing to do with your father, or is he your father?"

"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general, there are no civilian generals in China, don't listen to misinformation in society, you little hairy child."

"zuihou, 'Dawning Goddess Forgiveness' is a low-level mistake made by the translator of the early "Saint Seiya", the correct translation of 'AuroraExecution' should be 'Aurora Execution', and this is the end if you don't study hard when you are a child!"

old man, you're against the sky! An essay of less than 400 words corrected so many mistakes for me! It's okay with the previous ones, how do you know this stalk of Saint Seiya! Could it be that your child has asked you this question? And you're a Chinese teacher, so why are you correcting my English mistakes! Or can anyone correct my English mistakes?

I don't know if I'm the only one who brags about it in the essay, anyway, Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they look like in the eyes of their children.

What a fool! Fortunately, I didn't write that my dad is an invincible superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that my father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10, it should be easier for my father who is confused on weekdays to trick him into signing it, right?

I saw that Xiaoqin at the next table was also frowning, so I glanced at her composition paper.

On the manuscript paper it was written:

"My dad is a very famous movie actor......"

Huh? Is Qin's dad a movie actor? I never knew it before! But I did hear that Aunt Ren only embarked on the road of martial arts instruction after she got married!

Isn't it different from me, even if my parents are divorced, Xiaoqin's relationship with her father is better? Generally speaking, isn't this kind of essay supposed to be written about a mother who has been living with herself?

The next line reads:

"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, and her pen name is Ms. Shui Cress......"

Nima didn't write it from her own point of view! It's written from the perspective of our future children!

I don't have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, but I don't think you can become a manga artist anyway! Looks like I'll have to work hard, or the family of three will go hungry!

"My dad and mom were so loving that they couldn't help but hug each other when they were watching TV on the couch, cooking in the kitchen, or watching the scenery on the balcony, and then I was driven to the study to study, and I don't know what they did afterwards......"

me, after I got married, is this the image! Is it possible to estrus at any time 24 hours a day!

"Because I was driven to study very often, I accidentally finished reading a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13......"

Is it because of the prodigy created by the parents who are too yin'? I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of this kind of child!

"In addition to using comics to make readers miserable, my mother's biggest hobby is to hold my hand, go to the police station to find a big sister with dark and long hair, ask me to call her aunt, and always ask her, 'When are you going to get married?' ”

Do you deliberately show off in front of the squad leader! Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally said my true thoughts!

"In addition, yesterday my father pushed my mother down on the dinner table, and I had to go to the study halfway through the meal, and I may have to add a younger brother or sister......

Bastard! Just teach your child by word and deed! What should I do if it has a bad impact on my child's growth? It's not enough to have one, but to have two? will be punished by the Jihua Fertility Committee! You really think my dad is a general!

Ahh Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! I used to have so hard to raise a dog, let alone raise a child!

Wait, why were you affected by one of Xiaoqin's essays! Even she was worried about how to go home and get her mother to sign it!

Old man Zhang's red pen comment is even more eye-catching:

"It's a disease, and it needs to be cured."

I'll rub the old man, you have a discerning eye! Although I don't know who the title "Teacher Cress" refers to, I can see that Xiaoqin is sick with a sharp eye! I'm also in favor of sending Xiaoqin to the Abnormal Human Research Center for treatment! When the time comes, the squad leader and I will go to see her on holidays!

"Alas," Qin sighed, "it seems that I have to put this essay in the time machine in the drawer, hoping that my future mother will sign it for me......"

Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If there is a time machine, please go back in time first and warn yourself when you were a child not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be the fierce face I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for your childhood sweetheart to become my wife!

Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was depressed, and she didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that needed to be signed.

It was easier for my essay to get my dad's signature, but we had to move around, calling him to come home, and going to his dad's hotel by himself.

After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my father's hotel, and not notify him beforehand, to surprise him, and second, to make a surprise check to see if he was drinking indiscriminately while I was not around.

When I went home to organize the things I was going to bring, I accidentally found the black sunglasses that Amy gave me last time.

According to Captain Guo Songtao's analysis, the main crux of my scary appearance is between my eyebrows, I have become a habit of frowning, as if I am angry at any time, and the four words "death to those who offend me" are always clearly engraved in my eyes.

So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, I might be able to mislead people into thinking I'm a good person!

Anyway, there is nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see how it works!

I was wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag on the corner of the street to get a taxi when an old man came up trembling.

"Young man, how do you get to Putai South Street?"

Yes...... Someone asked me for directions!? A white-haired, frail old man didn't avoid me, but asked me for directions!!

Ever since I became what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!

The only time was because it was too dark, and a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet café at the base, but after seeing my face clearly, he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy!

It's been at least two years, right? I haven't been asked for directions in two years!

Will I be able to enjoy the treatment of being asked for directions one day? God exists! I'm so excited, I'm so sad, I'm so sad, I'm in tears!

The old man saw two lines of hot tears flowing from under my sunglasses, and he was almost frightened to rejuvenate himself, and jumped back three feet away.

Since then, there has been a story about Aiqing about Putai South Street in Dongshan City, the content of the story is varied, only the ending is exactly the same, it is: when the young man heard the words "Putai South Street" from the mouth of the way-seeker again, he shed sad tears......

Sad for your sister! There are only love pet hospitals, island cafes, and homeinns on Putai South Street!

I was sad and cried, was it because I didn't take advantage of the class leader's good opinion of me to take her to Homeinn to open a house!

Then it is not a tear that can be forgiven! The price of doing so is to be shot in the eyebrows, and then blood and tears will be shed from the seven orifices of the whole body!