After the class meeting, Xiaoqin showed me the class uniform she designed and drew on paper.

There is no suspense about potatoes again! There is a "3" written on the surface of the smooth potato! It will definitely make others mistakenly think that we are preparatory students for agricultural reclamation!

"That's too corny, isn't it?" I commented, "The crown at least looks a little more domineering......"

Hearing my words, Xiao Qin immediately added two strokes to the paper and drew a rudimentary crown above the potato.

"This time it's domineering!" Xiaoqin waited for my affirmation with anticipation.

Is it a rigid copy! What does it mean to put a crown on a potato? Potato King? He must also have an eggplant prime minister, the two of them never give up, and they have been wandering under your pen, right!

"Cut, you have so many ideas, why didn't you say it when you had a class meeting just now?"

"Because, because there are too many boys in the class! I'm embarrassed to draw on the blackboard in front of so many boys, and if I upload the drawings on a small piece of paper, I'm worried that people won't understand the profound meaning of my design......

Connotation your sister! Promote the connotation of potato cultivation jishu? Besides, the crown and "3" are all obtained by you picking up people's teeth, only the element of potatoes is your original! In the final analysis, Mr. Cress's painting style can be summed up in potatoes! Add eggplant at most! The shocking "vegetable stream" is you! If you are willing to go on TV to hype it, maybe there will be people who hold stinky feet and respect you as a generation of grandmasters!

During the lunch break, I wanted to talk to Gong Caicai alone and ask her not to tell the class leader about my kissing with Xiaoqin, but Gong Caicai always walked with other girls, and as soon as I got close, I made a very scared look, so I didn't find a chance, so I had to give up for the time being.

This thing can't be done, so I have to do another thing.

Another thing is to tell Xiong Yaoyue that Shen Shaoyi, the first handsome guy in the twenty-eighth middle school, wants to soak her.

It seems a bit obscene to say that, but it's concise, and she won't mind.

When I found her, she had taken off her left sock because of sand in her sneakers, and was flushing her feet next to the sink in the back playground.

"The water is fucking cold!" Xiong Yaoyue muttered to herself.

"Because Dongshan City uses deep groundwater!" I walked over and picked up Xiong Yaoyue's words.

"It's you, it scared me!" Xiong Yaoyue said, "I thought it was the dean of teaching!" If she catches me flushing my feet in the sink, it's time to criticize me again! ”

"Being notified and criticized is a trivial matter, but if our class is deducted points, the small class should be on fire! My ears will suffer again! ”

Calling the squad leader "Xiaobanban" behind his back, take advantage of her! Since you're afraid of being pulled in the ears, don't rush your feet here! This is a special place for a group of big men to rush their feet! It's quite indecent for you to wash a girl here barefoot!

And if you look closely, although most of your skin has been sunburned by the sun, do your feet still basically maintain their original skin color? Although it's not as white as Gong Caicai, squad leader, and Xiaoqin, it's whiter than me!

There is a black and white dividing line at the ankle, and it looks like a black and white chocolate fillet! It turns out that Xiong Yaoyue is not born with dark chocolate!

"Are you looking for me?"

Xiong Yaoyue didn't care at all, I stared at her feet for a long time.

Of course there is! I'm here to tell Shen Shaoyi about asking you out! Otherwise, I still came to see you rushing your feet!

"Little Bear, you know what? Shen Shaoyi, he ......"

Halfway through my words, Xiong Yaoyue got up.

"I know, I know! hahahaha, this matter has been spread all over the girls! There is a boring senior sister who wants to print this matter in the supplement of the school newspaper, with the title "Shen Shaoyi's relationship problems are revealed, and he fell in love with someone he shouldn't love", which makes me laugh to death! ”

Huh? Did you leak the news? Was it because I was talking to Shen Shaoyi that I was too loud and was listened to by his female fans? But you don't have to laugh so much, do you? The person Shen Shaoyi likes is you! Even if you are not interested in dating Shen Shaoyi, you will become the target of half of the girls in the twenty-eighth middle school! Why don't you have a heart and lungs to be silly!

"Little Bear, be serious, people are planning to have a very serious relationship!"

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue had already washed away the sand on her feet, put back her shoes and socks, she jumped on the ground a few times, and said idly:

"Don't waste time! I'm going to run two laps on the track and field, so if you have anything to say, just tell me as you run! ”

I had no choice but to run side by side with Xiong Yaoyue at medium and high speeds, risking the possibility of choking after dinner, and said as I ran:

"Little Bear, since you know everything, whether it works or not, you have to give someone an answer!"

Xiong Yaoyue looked very happy in the exercise, and while she continued to accelerate, she shouted loudly against the wind:

"From now on—you—call me Pooh!"

"What?"

"Because the name Pooh is high-end and foreign, it's more handsome than Little Bear or Big Bear! I'm going to try to make everyone call me that! ”

Is it not what is answered? I can understand how the class leader felt on the podium! What I'm asking is if you agree to go out on a date with Shen Shaoyi!

"Okay, I'll call you Pooh, but you'll have to give me honest answers." I surrendered, "What are you going to do about Shen Shaoyi?" ”

"Huh? What does Shen Shaoyi have to do with me! ”

Xiong Yaoyue's eyes widened in surprise.

"You...... You're going to me off! Didn't you say that you knew all about Shen Shaoyi's emotional problems! Now that you know everything, I'll give someone a reply! ”

"Weishenme, do you want me to call him back?"

Do you want to ignore him? Do you want to play Shen Shaoyi? Didn't expect Xiong Yaoyue to do this? The public lover Shen Shaoyi is about to suffer an unprecedented cold reception!

After all, Shen Shaoyi is one of the eighteen arhats in the basketball team, and I decided to work hard for him.

"Pooh, Shen Shaoyi has already made it very clear, you are at least ......"

"Huh? Ye Lin, what's the matter with you! It's as if I have something to do with Shen Shaoyi......"

"It's true that you're okay now, but maybe you'll ...... later."

"It won't matter in the future! I hate the way he shakes his hair! Sister is not interested in the little white face! And isn't he your man! ”

"What? Wait, Pooh, what are you talking about? ”

Xiong Yaoyue stopped near the sand pit and looked back at me strangely.

"Ye Lin, you're really not simple! Even the school newspaper knows about it, and they have to keep it from me, it's really not enough buddy! ”

I was accused for no reason, and I didn't know what Xiong Yaoyue was talking about with a blink of an eye.

Seeing that I looked aggrieved, Xiong Yaoyue ran back and patted me on the shoulder to show comfort.

"Forget it, I guess you're also shy! Sister Pooh forgive you! ”

Who are you? Again, I'm older than you!

"I used to guess that your fellow ** was a ...... from our school I didn't expect it to be Shen Shaoyi! No wonder so many girls show favor to Shen Shaoyi, but he doesn't pay attention to anyone! It turns out that he and you are a couple! On weekdays, when I see you fighting with each other on the basketball court, it turns out that you are flirting and scolding! ”

Nima, I'm vomiting blood! What did you say? Shen Shaoyi likes you! Even if he wants to do it, he is still with Captain Guo Songtao! It won't be my turn anyway! Did the rumors you hear come from PHS? And it only took one noon to spread throughout the school!? Sure enough, the girls like to talk about gossip at the dinner table!

Xiong Yaoyue did a twist exercise to stretch her muscles, and said in wonder:

"But listening to those girls, you seem to be attacking! Didn't you know you had been exposed before? Can you take it all? ”

The liver is about to explode! Anyone can attack it! Who the hell is spreading irresponsible rumors! said it so happily, as if he wanted to support me and Shen Shaoyi to become a couple, not like a masterpiece of PHS! PHS obviously supports "Tao Yilian"!

I finally calmed down a little and said to Xiong Yaoyue:

"You...... What a mistake! It's Shen Shaoyi who likes you and asked me to match you up! ”

Xiong Yaoyue seemed to have heard the funniest joke on Shijie, and even her stomach was about to burst with laughter.

"Wow hahahahaha—how could that little white face like me! I don't know him well! ”

It's just that I don't know you well to like you! Don't you understand what it means to be beautiful from distance! Xiaoqin and I couldn't be more ripe, so familiar that we went to the men's toilet together and squatted in the adjacent cubicle! But I don't like the guy who goes to the toilet early, crawls into my cubicle, and snatches my toilet paper! I'll never say what I zuihou used to wipe my ass!

I relayed Shen Shaoyi's words several times in a row, until Xiong Yaoyue felt that I wasn't joking.

"What's going on? Isn't he your lover? Weishenme is going to send you to date me? ”

"I'm not gay, how many times do I have to say it before you understand!"

"I see!" Xiong Yaoyue clapped her hands together in a sudden realization, "Is Shen Shaoyi going to abandon you!" ”

You understand what! Where did you come to that strange conclusion?

"Isn't it obvious! What a shameless betrayal it is to let your lover help you match with others! How sad you should be when you are forced to be a matchmaker! ”

No, you're too worried, I'm not sad at all, but I'm dead set on your IQ.

Xiong Yaoyue clenched her fists indignantly and scolded fiercely:

"Shen Shaoyi is too much of a thing! I obviously like men, but I want to get rid of you under the pretext of chasing me! Sure enough, the little white face has a black heart! ”

"Don't say I don't like him, even if I like him, I will never betray my best friend! You tell me Shen Shaoyi, he saw the wrong person! I'm not going to dig into the corners of my girlfriends! ”

Her reassuring hand was clapped on my shoulder again.

"Don't be sad, even if you are unlucky and run into a scumbag, you will definitely meet your true love in the future! I will always have your back! ”

"That...... Actually, I'm the captain of the 'Steppenwolf team', and I'm a very personable man, do you want me to introduce you to you? ”

No need, xiexie your kindness, my heart is so tired, I feel like I won't love it anymore.

I returned home and informed Shen Shaoyi of the bad news that Xiong Yaoyue sternly refused.

“weishenme？” Shen Shaoyi clenched his fists, "Weishenme won't even give me a chance!?" ”

"Mourning and change......," I advised, "actually Pooh has a misunderstanding about you......"

"Pooh? Who is Pooh? Shen Shaoyi frowned.

"Ah, it's Little Bear, she's been falling in love with this nickname lately...... I'm telling you, the reason why she rejected you was because of a misunderstanding, you like men......"

Shen Shaoyi's facial features are about to shift! He kicked the basketball hoop next to him hard, "I don't like men!" It's all shameless rumors! I have nothing to do with Captain Guo Songtao! ”

No, no, no, the latest rumors have put you and me together, but I don't have the face to tell you.

"Anyway, until you clear up the misunderstanding that you like men, Pooh won't pay attention to you...... The first priority is to prove that you are not a......"

"How do you prove it?" Shen Shaoyi asked.

"That...... I don't know how to prove it...... Why don't you promise a female suitor to try it out in front of Pooh......"

"You can think of this bad idea! In that case, even if Pooh no longer thinks I'm a, he'll think I'm a playboy! ”

The two of us who are masters on the basketball court spend an afternoon worrying about how to prove that we are not gay.