Chapter 643: The Birth of a Family (6)
The camera pans to a desolate countryside in winter, where two young men and women, a man and a woman, are staring at each other with big eyes and two triangular hoes in their hands. If you use the form of comics or animations to express it, not only will there be countless black lines and large beads of sweat on the heads of the two people, but there will definitely be a few flying in the sky and shouting "Fool... Fool... Fools".
"Yun'a! Don't you know what kind of shepherd's cabbage is? Zixi pointed to several wild vegetables clinging to the ground, and asked Yun'er, who was also at a loss.
Yun'er blinked her beautiful big eyes and said innocently, "How do I know the Dao?" I thought OPPA knew the truth. ”
Zixi and Yuna are not the kind of people who are not diligent in their limbs and do not distinguish between grains and grains, but unfortunately they both have one thing in common--- carnivores. It's really true: it's not that a family doesn't enter the door. The love of meat makes them all ignore the attention to wild vegetables at the same time, let alone pick wild wild vegetables in the wild. So they stood in the wilderness, facing wild plants that looked similar, and they were dumbfounded on the spot.
"You don't know how to call me to come with you?" Zixi glanced at Yun'a, who was pouting.
"People just don't want to come out with you to pick wild vegetables, but OPPA still doesn't know anything." Yun'er pouted, pointed to several similar wild vegetables on the ground and said, "Why don't we pick some and go back?" ”
"Not all wild vegetables are edible." Zixi knocked on Yun'er's little head, turned to the film crew who was watching their jokes, and asked the smiling camera director for help, "Brother director, are those shepherd's cabbages?" ”
The camera director was really speechless for this pair of handsome men and beauties, from the time they came to the field for more than half an hour, they didn't do anything, and the big bamboo basket was still empty, it turned out that they couldn't tell which kind of camellia wassley.
After the guidance of the camera director, Zixi and Yuna finally found the kind of pursed cabbage. Shepherd's cabbage is a long petiole plant with an arrow-shaped stem at the base, rosette-shaped, and notched or serrated edges. It is said that the nutritional value is very high, and there are various ways to eat it, and it has the effect of harmonizing the spleen, diluting water, stopping bleeding, and brightening the eye, and is often used to treat symptoms such as postpartum hemorrhage, dysentery, edema, enteritis, gastric ulcer, cold and fever, and eye redness and pain.
Shepherd's cabbage generally grows in spring, summer and autumn, and the wild shepherd's cabbage in winter is relatively small, buried in many dead grasses or mixed with some other wild vegetables, and it is really difficult to find for a while. Zixi and Yun'er took the triangular hoe, slowly pulled out the weeds, compared the comparison given to them by the camera director, and soon picked a small half basket of shepherd's cabbage, and the two of them could finally return with a full load.
"OPPA, I'm tired." Yuna stood there with a triangular hoe and said coquettishly to Zixi who picked up the basket.
"If you're tired, take a break and go back, right?" Seeing that the sky had turned dark, Zixi said, "Just rest for a while, don't let them wait for us in Brother Shi." ”
“OPPA…!” Yun'er deliberately stretched her glutinous voice and said coquettishly: "OPPA carried me back." ”
"Carry you back?" Looking at the small village in the distance a few hundred meters away, Zixi swallowed his saliva and said, "It's better not to, right?" If you're tired, just rest and go back, I don't think they will eat all the meat in Brother Shi. ”
Zixi wanted to divert Yun'er's attention through the attraction of meat, but unfortunately Yun'er didn't eat him, and when Zixi turned around, she jumped on his back at once, wrapped her hands tightly around Zixi's neck, and didn't let go, and shouted in her mouth: "If you don't carry me, I won't leave." ”
"Alas!" was attacked by Yun'er so suddenly, Zixi was caught off guard, almost stumbled and fell to the ground, slapped Yun'er's buttocks with her backhand, and scolded angrily: "Dead girl, you will mess around." "That's what he said, but Zixi didn't do anything to Yun'er, let alone pull her down.
"Hee-hee! I knew that OPPA was the best. Yun'er took the bamboo basket handed over behind Zixi, raised the triangular hoe and waved it forward, shouting, "Drive... Let's go! ”
"Yikes! You really think I'm a horse! Zixi shook Yun'er who was crazy angrily.
The writer and camera director behind them now truly feel Zixi's love for Girls' Generation. The female writer asked enviously, "Zixi, is your relationship with all the members of Girls' Generation so good?" ”
"Hmm!" Zixi nodded and smiled: "I have younger brothers and younger sisters at home, but because of study and work, I rarely get together with them. When I saw the members of Girls' Generation, I felt that they were as close as my sisters, and the more I interacted with them, the more I became familiar with them. ”
Yuna asked joisterily, "So which of us do you like the most OPPA?" ”
"I like them all."
Now Zi Yun'er is unwilling, this answer is not what she wants. Regardless of the fact that he was still on Zixi's back, he twisted and shook his body vigorously, causing both of them to stumble and almost not fall.
"Yikes! Beware of falling. Zixi couldn't help but wrap her slender legs and jump a few times, "Ah... Don't, don't jump. Frightened, Yun'er lay on his back and screamed, not only moving.
Shocked for a moment, Yuna continued the question just now, "OPPA, there must be your favorite one and the least favorite one, right?" Tell me about it. ”
It's rare to have such a good topic, and the writer also instigated: "Yes! Everyone says that you are close to Girls' Generation, but among the nine people, there will definitely be close relatives or slightly more estranged ones, so you can talk about it. ”
Zixi knows that variety shows must take the initiative to provoke topics, or topics that the audience is interested in and like. Especially in the wild variety show outdoors for video, when you are alone, even if you talk to yourself in front of the camera, you can't let yourself be silent, otherwise all the shots will be edited, and the broadcast weight will not be guaranteed. These are the secrets taught by Jiang Hudong himself after participating in the previous two days and one night.
"The closest ones should be Yuna, Xiaoxian, and Pani, because they are the most common to meet." Zixi thought about it seriously and said: "If you say that the relationship is more estranged, there is really none, they are treated equally, even if they buy gifts, they will never miss anyone." ”
"Uh-huh!" Yun'er nodded and said: "Every time OPPA goes abroad to film, if we encounter something interesting or a small gift, we will buy one of us back, and several times Zirui has said that her own sister is not as close as we are to her brother!" ”
The writer continued to ask: "Recently, it has been rumored that Zixi has participated in variety shows on three major TV stations in a row, is it a plan to fully return to Han Guo's entertainment industry with variety shows?" ”
"Writers' sisters can all be journalists." Zixi replied with a smile, but still said frankly: "It will be impossible for a long time in the future, because the second part of [Twilight] is about to start filming, and it is said that the third part is also being prepared." In addition, Paramount and director Michael Bay have also started the filming of [Transformers 3], but because there is no consensus on funding or whether to use 3D shooting, the details have not been implemented. ”
"Oh!" The writer asked with great interest: "So have these Hollywood blockbusters confirmed Zixi as the leading actor?" ”
"Because the [Twilight] series is signed for the entire series, the characters are already fixed. But [Transformers 3] is not clear, after all, whether it is Paramount or Michael Bay, director has the right to change roles. ”
"Wouldn't that be a pity?"
Zixi smiled lightly and said confidently: "Hollywood is an important producer of commercial blockbusters in the world, and they pay attention to the commercial value of actors. ”
Zixi really didn't boast about this, since he participated in the Hollywood blockbuster "Pirates of the Caribbean" series as a supporting role, and then became the leading actor in the "Transformers" and "Twilight" series, each of which brought enough box office benefits to the producer. In the United States, especially in Hollywood, which is a vanity fair, it is natural that many film companies will be obscure.
As they spoke, the group had returned to their home for the day. Yuna sniffed hard and exclaimed, "OPPA, I smell barbecue, it must be in Shi OPPA and Xiao Li Oni that they stole all the meat." Hurry, hurry back, or the meat will be gone. Speaking of meat, Yun'er got carried away and shook Zixi's neck vigorously and shouted. If she were given a whip now, she would probably be able to ride her horse.
"Dead girl! Get down on your own. Zixi was almost out of breath by Yun'er, let go of her hands, and let Yun'er go to the ground, but this girl didn't care about it, and rushed into the house as soon as she slipped away.
Zixi said helplessly to the camera: "Yun'er, this girl is like this, she can ignore anything when it comes to eating." Among the members of Girls' Generation, she and Xiuying are the most persistent in eating. ”
Before Zixi entered the house, she heard Yuna accusing Yoo Jae-seok, "Jae-seok OPPA, how can you do this?" A big chunk of meat is missing. ”
"Yikes! Yuna! I'm not the only one who eats this meat. Liu Zaishi was still chewing on a piece of meat that had not been swallowed, and pointed to several accomplices as he ate, trying to alleviate his guilt. The whole small courtyard was filled with the smell of barbecued meat, and there were several pieces of meat that were not fully cooked on the grilling net. Kim so-ro, Yoon Chung-shin and Dae-sung on the side turned their heads, but from their constantly trembling side faces, they knew that they were chewing hard, only Lee Hyo-ri sat there with an honest face, as if he had nothing to do with her.
Seeing Zixi coming in, Yun'er came over and took his hand and complained: "OPPA, look at Zaishi OPPA and Dacheng, they stole all the meat." ”
Dacheng hurriedly turned around, and without even wiping the oil stains on his mouth, he explained: "Yun'er! It's none of my business, it's all instigated by Brother Shi and Brother Faithful. ”
Jin Xiulu also joined in, shamelessly dissociated the relationship, and said, "Yes! Yuna! All are in stone and faithfulness to deceive us. I ate a little bit, just a few tiny pieces. In order to increase the persuasiveness of his language, Jin Xiulu pointed to a few pieces of meat that had not yet been cooked on the grill net.
"Yikes! Dacheng! How can you treat brother like this? I'm your brother! Liu Zaishi looked pitiful and had no way to complain, but under Yun'er's cute appearance of pouting and long-mouthed, he could only be defeated, and helplessly apologized: "Yun'er, I'm sorry!" ”
Yin Zhongxin was a bit of a scoundrel, continued to turn the barbecue, and then handed a piece of barbecued meat that had been cooked to Yun'er, and said with a smile: "Yun'er! This meat is really delicious, you taste it. ”
Faced with the attraction of meat, Yun'er swallowed her saliva, but she still couldn't hold back, she opened her mouth and bit off the barbecue full of fat, chewed it vigorously, and kept nodding her head and praised: "It's delicious, it tastes so good." ”
When Liu Zaishi saw Yun'er eating it, he immediately picked up a piece and handed it to Zixi, who had just come in, and said, "Zixi also taste it, these Korean beef and pork belly taste delicious." ”
It is obviously a water ghost behavior, as long as more people are pulled into the water, then more people will share the crime of stealing barbecue, and Kim Jong Kook, Park Ye Jin and Lee Tian Hee will come back, so there is no need to worry that they will only pursue themselves. Although Yuna and Zixi are also aware of this, who can stand the barbecue meat that keeps making a "sizzling" sound on the grill net and exudes aroma?