The squad leader pressed his chest, temporarily stopped the hiccups, and instructed Shu Zhe to pour some homemade sour plum soup from the refrigerator for us to drink. That uncontrollable, somewhat panicked expression is quite cute.

Shu Zhe, who was too lazy, had just finished brushing the bowl, reluctantly opened the refrigerator door, and poured me a cup of sour plum soup first, and then a cup for Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin originally took it and drank it with a smile on her face, but she only drank half of it, and suddenly put down the cup like a dream, and said to herself:

"Not good! Sister Xiaozhe is also the second female person after all, and I made a big mistake by accepting the enemy's drink! ”

The squad leader who kept hiccuping couldn't figure out who was the "sister Xiaozhe" and who was the "female number two", but he saw Xiaoqin suddenly cover her stomach, and the whole person fell over on the carpet, first from left to right, and then from right to left, and at the same time shouted in a voice that made people cry and laugh, and was so cute that it was boundless:

"Poisonous! Poisonous!! ”

Poisonous fart! Don't you see me drinking too? You're psychological!

Seeing Xiaoqin rolling around on the carpet, Shu Zhe leaned over to me in fear and whispered:

"Brother Ye Lin, it turns out that your childhood sweetheart is a brain-dead!"

I don't need you to remind me! On a hot day, you can give me a cool place to rest!

After being fooled around by Xiaoqin, the squad leader's hiccups healed without medicine.

The squad leader left us to eat some more fruit after dinner, and I was worried that Xiaoqin would make a mess again, so I got up and said goodbye under the pretext that I wanted to go home to do my homework.

"That, there is still a question on the back of the Chinese paper, don't forget to write it."

The squad leader said goodbye with a sentence that was very in line with the identity of the class cadre, but I always felt that the focus of the squad leader's sentence was not on the "language paper", but on "you".

Do you care more about what happens after we leave?

Despite the boss's reluctance, Shu Zhe sent us downstairs instead of his sister. I thought about it for a while, and took out 300 yuan to him, and he immediately became vigorous when he was in low spirits.

"This ...... Brother Ye Lin, are you going to give me a bonus? ”

"You can just think of it as a bonus for you." I said, "But you can't spend this money yourself, it's for your sister to buy new sneakers......

Shu Zhe lost interest all of a sudden, "What kind of bonus can I only give to my sister!" ”

I gave him a chestnut chisel, "Are you and your sister a family?" Don't talk nonsense if you're a family! Take the money and take your sister to buy a new pair of sneakers that fit. But don't say it's money from me, just say it's from your usual pocket money! That way your sister will be a little happier! Got it? ”

"Cut," Shu Zhe covered the bag on his head, still very disdainful, "Three hundred yuan can't buy good sneakers, and I have to accompany Xiaoli out on Saturday ......"

"Then accompany your sister on Sunday!" I decided for him non-negotiable, "If three hundred yuan is not enough, you should put it on first, and in short, you must buy a pair of comfortable shoes - is it so difficult to return the favor to my sister once in a while?" ”

Under my various coercion and temptation, Shu Zhe promised to accompany his sister to the mall and try to persuade her to buy a new pair of shoes.

After explaining this matter to Shu Zhe, I plan to go home directly and let Xiaoqin walk back to the subway station by herself (I'm a scumbag, right?). But Xiaoqin overheard our conversation, and as soon as Shu Zhe left, she hugged my arm:

"I want shoes too! Ye Lin actually bought shoes for the class president, or in front of my girlfriend...... It's too much! It's just too much! I don't care! Even if I am regarded as a cheap woman by Ye Lin, I will wear the shoes that Ye Lin bought for me today! Put it on at least a day earlier than the squad leader! ”

"Where's the early day?" I smiled and said, "Today is Friday, Shu Zhe will only take the squad leader to buy shoes on Sunday, and you will wear them two days earlier today!" ”

"Huh?" Xiaoqin showed a happy smile on her face, "Classmate Ye Lin said this, it seems that he promised to buy me shoes!" That...... Is the money enough? If it's not enough, I've got ...... here."

The funds are still relatively abundant, and the big order of "coriander stuffed buns" with a profit of 1,000 yuan has not faded from my happiness yet. Because the main contributor to this business is Shu Zhe, I don't think I gave a pair of shoes to the class leader, but I just want to teach Shu Zhe how to be filial to my sister.

Looking at the medical tape on Xiaoqin's knees, I sighed at her IQ, and at the same time felt that if I didn't keep this girl by my side, there would always be a concern in my chest, and I don't know where she would be and what stupid things she would do.

Let's start by buying her a pair of shoes, quality haode shoes will at least reduce her chance of falling.

As I led her to the subway station, I asked:

"Got you a pair of sneakers, too?"

Xiaoqin watched me carefully for a while, and made sure that there was no sarcasm on my face, and that I really wanted to buy her shoes, she covered her mouth and laughed a few times, and said:

"I don't want sneakers! It is said that girls run too fast in sneakers, and their boyfriends will not be able to catch up! Just buy me a pair of shoes that are inconvenient to walk! ”

What kind of shoes are they? Shoes are meant to be used for walking, and shoes that are inconvenient to walk are putting the cart before the horse!

Do you mean - high heels! You are childish, you are not suitable for high heels at all! And what if you break yourself because of your high heels!

So ignoring Xiaoqin's objections, he bought her a pair of sneakers in the end.

After coming out of the specialty store on the street, Xiaoqin stared blankly at the brand-new sneakers in her handbag, as if she had forgotten that she had just asked the clerk to raise the heel, which made the clerk look embarrassed, and she didn't believe that she had really gotten a pair of shoes.

She wiped her eyes with the back of her hand, and when she saw that her shoes had not turned into quicksand, she happily hugged the handbag in her arms.

"It's rare that Ye Lin bought me such haode sneakers...... "Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Although I have been frail and sickly since I was a child, I still say hello to the teacher and participate in physical education class as much as I can in the future!" ”

Frail and sickly your sister! You should have taken a gym class in the first place! First use your "instantaneous step" to break the 100-meter record in 28, and then throw the shot put at the third cosmic velocity to break through the earth's gravity to say hello to the aliens!

Early on Saturday morning, I went to Dongshan Lake to find the old man to practice boxing, but I found from a distance that the old man had his back to me, holding the bench with both hands, and maintained a rather special posture without moving, as if he was practicing some strange martial arts.

This...... Is it the trick to "get strong"? Is it the old man who refuses to teach me, the offensive tricks in the hands of Yin and Yangsan? Isn't this a good opportunity to steal from school?