According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "Fa Jin" and the other is "Hua Jin", which are used in attack and defense. Because of the rules of the ancestors, Yin and Yang Sanshou should not have been passed on to me, an outsider, only to teach me to "turn strength" and not teach me to "make energy", according to the words of a monk, it is already a great blessing.

But people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, I don't learn martial arts to blindly defend, I'm good at being beaten, in the final analysis, I still want to win against others.

So when I saw the old man in a strange posture leaning on the bench to practice, I had the idea of stealing from school.

However, the old man's practice posture today is inevitably too strange!

The old man bowed his head and held the bench in his hands, his shoulders were tense, his back was parallel to the ground, he pouted, motionless, his face was flushed, and his sweat was down.

Is this kind of miraculous skill so physically demanding? It seems that the old man himself is a little unbearable!

Waiting suspiciously for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move.

It dawned on me.

Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don't Lang Fei old man's hard work! The old man deliberately made a vigorous posture to show you, so that you can learn secretly!

At this time, I would have found the old man to practice boxing together, and although I am now hiding behind the woods more than twenty steps away, the old man must have guessed that I was here!

I don't want to go against the teachings of my ancestors, and I hope that Yin and Yang can be passed on completely, so I deliberately showed it to me, so that I could understand it myself after I learned it!

What a noble deed, what a noble wish!

Don't worry, old man! I have received your wishes! I'm sure I'll keep my eyes wide open and keep that energetic posture in mind!

In fact, this posture is a bit indecent!

It's a bit like farting at someone else, and pouting your cheeks so high, does it really help to kill the enemy?

No matter! This is the kindness of the old man, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, what am I waiting for, learn it immediately!

So I put my hand on the trunk and pouted my buttocks.

Well...... It's a little ashamed, but fortunately no one else saw it.

I tried to keep this position and press into the trunk, but it felt quite awkward, and I couldn't even get three points out of ten points.

This...... I understand! This is not the posture when you hit someone, but the posture when you exercise! Just like the turtle immortals ask their apprentices to wear turtle shells, they usually exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, and if they really fight, they can be a hundred times more powerful!

Excited, I shook the trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't blush like the old man, and sweat flowed down my sideburns into my beard, giving people a sense of tension of great achievement.

It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Zixia Divine Skill", his face was also purple, did he have to practice his face purple like the old man in order to be qualified?

I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I didn't have to look in the mirror to know that it was in vain.

While pouting his cheeks and making a constipated expression, the shame of this miracle skill rose again.

No, I can't be anxious, the old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve today's achievements, so that his face can be purple and sweaty, I must persist every day and practice hard to practice the magic to the highest level like the old man!

Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes, as soon as I stretch out my hand, the tree in front of me will have to fall down for me!!

Hahahahaha - Invincible in the world is just around the corner! I'm about to upgrade according to the route of "Boxer→ Great Boxer→ Giant Boxer→ Super Boxer→ Holy Boxer→ Divine Boxer"!

Maybe I was too excited in my heart, and the action of shaking the trunk was seen by the old man.

I guess I saw it, right? But the old man's two pupils were extremely focused, as if he was disturbed by the incomparable force in his body, and even if he was facing my direction, he didn't recognize me.

What a considerate old man! Pretending not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some kung fu these days?

Seeing that the old man's miraculous skills were quite physically demanding, I felt that my talent was too low, and I might not be able to comprehend it if I watched it for a while, so I walked up to the old man and asked him to collect his skills and at least rest for a while.

The old man saw me walking slowly from behind the tree, with a smile of admiration + emotion on his face, his face turned even purple, his eyes glared, and scolded me:

"the little leaf, you SB! Since you came early and saw me flashing to the waist and couldn't move, why didn't you help me!? ”

What??? Flashing to the waist??? Isn't it a miracle??? Doesn't the redness of the face mean that the internal force is majestic??? Doesn't sweating on your face mean luck??? I've been moved for a long time, and I've been imitating for a long time!!

helped the old man change his posture and let him lie on his side on the bench, the old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was not purple and sweaty, he hummed:

"This old bone really can't do it! It seems that I am also half buried in the loess, maybe one day I will burp! ”

I have great respect for the old man, so in order not to look down on the old man and speak, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:

"How can it be? Old man, you just flashed to your waist by accident, with your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of generations! ”

The old man spat on the ground.

"Jianghu? Where did the rivers and lakes come from! The older generation is almost dead, the new generation is not doing their jobs, and all the kung fu will be lost sooner or later! ”

I said in my heart, "Break the vows and give me the complete hands of yin and yang, won't you have to lose it?" But I felt that the atmosphere in front of me was not right, so I couldn't help but say nothing.

The old man covered his waist and sighed:

"I'm 81 years old this year, and when I was 24 years old, I just gave birth to a son when I got married late......"

Getting married at the age of 24 is of course too late in the past, but if you put it now, you don't even have the qualifications to become a magician!

"After having a son, I went out to explore the rivers and lakes with peace of mind and learned martial arts from martial arts masters......"

It is said that it is a martial arts competition, but it is actually a desperate effort! Otherwise, weishenme will have to stay for a while before going out! You must not want to cut off the incense, right?

"There are a lot of villains who play despicable tricks on the rivers and lakes, and there are not many real masters, but I have a great understanding of competing with those masters, it's worth it! Twenty years of wandering the rivers and lakes are worth it! ”

Twenty years!? Haven't been home for twenty years! What about the wife in the family! The women of the past really adhered to the women's way, if you change to the current woman, you go on a business trip for two months, maybe the red apricot will be out of the wall!

"I used to be ill-informed, many villagers thought I was dead, but after I came back, my family was so happy that I invited the troupe, and celebrated in the village for three days, which was really lively......

At this time, the old man's eyes were deep, as if he was immersed in memories of the past.

"Later, my wife added another daughter to me, but unfortunately, she did not have a blessed life, and not long after giving birth to her daughter, she died of a sudden illness......"

"The masters I knew when I was in the rivers and lakes, and most of them were martial arts idiots like me, but they didn't survive until the end of their lives. Some overturned boats in the gutter and planted under the hands of villains, themselves to death; Some of them went crazy in practice and were killed by lightning; Some were deceived by cults into being protectors of the Fa, but as a result, they were given the Fa-rectification by the people's government; Some stopped the Red guards from beating people during the Cultural Revolution and were shot in a daze; It's the lowest martial arts, everyone doesn't want to pay attention to his one, changed his name and surname to the monk's temple to become the abbot, and now he has a good life of speculating in stocks all day long......"

The old man sighed:

"Alas, I don't think there are as many relatives and friends in the world as there are in the underworld! Maybe I'll be summoned soon! ”

This scene is a little sad! It's not suitable for an undisciplined old man like you! Didn't you have a good time touching porcelain two days ago!

So I didn't care about the numbness in my legs, and continued to squat and say to the old man:

"Master......"

"Don't call me master!" The old man blew his beard and glared, "Didn't I say that I can't accept you as an apprentice!" ”

"Okay," I said, "old man, your magic skills are world-renowned, and it's a big deal to flash your waist once in a while!" Young people like us often flash to our waists when playing basketball! Just take two days off, just two days off! ”

"It's better like this, I'll still come to Dongshan Lake for a run in the past two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of your ...... at home In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running, and I happened to be lazy for two days......"

The old man said angrily: "Bastard! Those who practice martial arts can't have the idea of being lazy! I can rest, you can't! ”

Then he reached into his arms and touched it, and took out an egg for me.

I stretched out my hand to take it, and hurriedly thanked the old man:

"Old man, you are so good to me! Actually bought me eggs to eat early......"

"You SB!" The old man gave me a chestnut chisel, "It's raw!" ”

"Huh?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat raw?" ”

"It's not for you! It's for you to practice! The old man snorted angrily and said, "I felt weak when I came out in the morning, so I took this with me...... Listen, I'm going to rest for a few days, and during this time, whether you go to school or leave school, eat and, you will bring me this raw egg with you! Don't break it! ”

"Huh? Do you have it in your pants pocket? ”

"You can put it anywhere! Put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist is healed in two days, you have to return the eggs in good condition! ”

"This ...... How does carrying an egg with you help you practice yin and yang? ”

The old man looked at me with a gaze of "contempt + you shut up", and I didn't dare to speak.

"Let me tell you, it is said that practicing martial arts and practicing martial arts, but in fact, it is not people practicing martial arts, but martial arts practicing people! If you want to exercise your body as you like, you must develop the habit of automatically attacking without going through your brain! Anyway, this egg is good for you, treat me with care, in case you break it......"

Oops, isn't this a common episode in martial arts novels? I was immediately anxious.

"Huh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I won't be able to practice yin and yang again!? ”

The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, you'll ...... Buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs are four pieces and seventy-one pounds!! ”