Chapter 27: Picnic (4)
Xiahou Zhongying walked over to Zheng Xiuyan, almost scaring Zheng Xiuyan's heart to jump out.
"Y-What are you going to do?" Zheng Xiuyan blushed with shame and lack of energy, as if she was emboldened for herself. I felt like I was lifting a stone to shoot myself in the foot, and I was vaguely looking forward to it.
Xiahou Zhongying stared at Zheng Xiuyan and smiled, laughing until she was annoyed and ready to go crazy, she suddenly turned her head, looked at Zheng Xiujing beside Zheng Xiuyan and said, "Xiujing, ......"
Zheng Xiujing was looking at Xiahou Zhongying with a smile and preparing to confess to her sister, with a look of excitement on her face. Now I finally sold my sister, and I deserve to say good things about my sister by my brother's side, and I finally don't have to be controlled in the future, and I can't wait to raise my arms and shout "free ......"
Unexpectedly, the situation suddenly made a 180-degree turn, and Xiahou Zhongying pointed the gun at himself. Before Xiahou Zhongying finished speaking, he let out a scream of more than 100 decibels, as if a fighter plane suddenly flew by, which frightened everyone so much that their faces turned pale and they almost fell to the ground.
"Brother, no, I'm only 10 years old, and I can't be your girlfriend." Zheng Xiujing's face was flushed, and her eyes flashed and said, "Why don't you confess to your sister first, and then confess to me five years later." ”
Xiahou Zhongying almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what are these words. The crowd was almost thundered.
"Die, you wretched fellow." Zheng Xiuyan kicked Xiahou Zhongying's thigh and scolded fiercely: "Xiujing is so small, you can do it, you are still not human." ”
Zheng Xiuyan was really angry this time, she was tricked twice in a row without saying anything, and she confessed to her sister that Xiujing was only 10 years old.
"Games, games." Xiahou Zhongying was kicked on the thigh by Zheng Xiuyan, and his feet were weak in pain, and his body fell to the ground, wailing as he fell.
Xiahou Zhongying can be said to have poured blood berries for eight lifetimes, and originally wanted to play Zheng Xiuyan, and then confess to Zheng Xiujing to deal with the past. Needless to say, Zheng Xiujing is young, and everyone won't take it seriously, and he can't take it seriously, right? He came to see Zheng Xiujing as his sister.
I didn't expect Zheng Xiuyan to react so violently, I don't know if she was venting her anger or really misunderstood, but now it's in the game, and the punishment has not been completed yet, so he was kicked first, so he has nowhere to say about his suffering.
Xiahou Zhongying was kicked to the ground, looking miserable and pitiful, and her lips trembled with grief and indignation, making everyone laugh and fall.
After hearing Xiahou Zhongying's miserable shouting "game", Sister Zheng Xiuyan also understood that she was too deep in the play and overreacted.
This is also to blame Xiahou Zhongying himself, if he hadn't looked at all the women first, made them extremely nervous, and directly found someone to confess, this would not have happened. Even if she found Zheng Xiujing at the beginning, it just made her feel funny, why did she have so many things, he deserved to be unlucky.
"Forget it, hehe......" Zheng Xiuyan laughed dryly, she was also embarrassed, looked at Xiahou Zhongying who fell to the ground and looked at her resentfully, quickly turned her head to avoid his murderous eyes and continued: "Go on, you continue to ......"
Zheng Xiujing also knew that she had overreacted just now, so she quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, brother, you continue, now that I know, I won't misunderstand you again." ”
Xiahou Zhongying burst into tears, looking at the sky speechlessly, what kind of energy did he continue to have.
Xiahou Zhongying wanted to run, but he didn't run away, and as soon as he showed this sign, he was held down by Zheng Xiuyan, Lin Yuna, Huang Meiying and Kwon Yoo-ri.
If he really wants to struggle, the four women can't hold him down, but they are all girls, and Xiahou Zhongying doesn't dare to push too hard, after all, men and women are different, and it is really not good to scuffle together.
In the end, Zheng Xiujing, who was pressed by the four girls and looked at her with a smile, had to kneel down on one knee, holding a dog tail flower instead of a rose in her hand.
What's even more excessive is that Zheng Xiuyan still has to take a DV camera to film the process of his confession.
"Xiujing, I fell in love with you when I first met you. A girl like you, no matter where you go, is like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. With your amazing nose, you can always smell distinctive and delicious snacks; The black heart can always make me willing to be pitted by you; A foodie's mouth always takes me to taste all the food in Seoul. This qiē fascinated me deeply. So please accept my love for you, take this dog tail flower representing love from me, and be my sister. ”
Before Xiahou Zhongying's crying confession was finished, everyone was already laughing, and when the final confession was finished, everyone fell to the ground laughing and burst into tears, including Zheng Xiujing.
"It's a lie." Lin Yun'er laughed breathlessly, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "Brother, you are too scoundrel, how can this be regarded as a confession, you are accepting your sister." ”
"Yes." Everyone unanimously objected, including Zheng Xiujing, who also angrily objected, shouting "Brother, you have to really confess, you have to really ......"
Xiahou Zhongying was killed and didn't want to continue, and the scoundrel said that it was a love confession at the beginning, as long as it was a confession, and the brother and sister confession was also a confession.
Everyone was helpless, this time Xiahou Zhongying was prepared, and without waiting for the girls to react, he jumped away a distance, and he couldn't catch up if he wanted to, so he had to give up.
The game continues, and the next punishment can be described as bizarre, with everything, but there is no longer a bridge for men to confess to women. Let the three ponies who secretly prepared confession lines and then deliberately lost burst into tears, and it was in vain.
In this round, except for the three ponies who deliberately lost, none of the other seven girls passed the test. Everyone has the same mind, such a fun punishment rule, naturally unwilling to let anyone go. Those who have been punished want to take revenge, and those who haven't had their turn want to see other people's jokes, but everyone is desperately holding back their laughter, and they have to be performed by the person who tells the joke.
As a result, Kim Taeyeon was asked to perform a poor woman abandoned by her boyfriend, and Hwang Mi-young was asked to choose a woman from among the many women to have a mother-daughter relationship.
Hwang Mi-young chose Kim Taeyeon, the performance of the two is really good, Kim Taeyeon's mother is very good, and since then she has had the nickname of Taeyeon's mother.
Zheng Xiuyan is a spicy teacher, Lin Yuna is a little sister, and the roles in her individual performances are different. The audience kept laughing and laughing, which provoked people who were also outing here in the distance to look at this side curiously.
One of the more embarrassing things is that Xu Zhuxian, a quiet girl, asked to perform a fight between two jealous women, and the partner she found was Lin Yun'er, and the performance of the two almost didn't make people laugh to death, and Xu Zhuxian was about to cry in embarrassment.
The saddest thing is the fat man and the thin man, the two of them are going to perform a gay couple. was dodged by Xiahou Zhongying just now, and that was because his reaction was too intense. But the two horses didn't have the courage to refuse the girl's request, so they had to play with grief and anger.
The two of them, who are fat and thin, have a huge difference in body shape, and before they started, they made everyone laugh first, and then coupled with the flawed performance techniques and bridges of the two, it can be said that it is the most laughable team combination today, and it can almost kill a qiē comedy in seconds.
After this round of performances, everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt, and they all shouted that they couldn't do it anymore, and they had to rest before they could continue, and this was the end.
During the break, everyone is divided into several groups according to their relationship and does what they like.
Seo Joo-hyun dragged Lim Yoon-a to pick flowers, and Hwang Mi-young liked her personality very much because she cooperated with Kim Taeyeon just now, and also dragged her to take a walk along the lake.
Not far away, a family who came out for an outing was flying kites, and Jung so-yeon and Kwon Yoo-ri ran to them to watch. Even with the good impression left when dancing, he borrowed a kite from the family to come over and play.
Xiahou Zhongying was also dragged away by Zheng Xiujing, who was sticking to him, and took the DV machine to shoot everywhere.
In the end, the remaining three horses were left unattended, and the three of them burst into tears, hugging each other and crying.
Happy times always pass quickly, and before I know it, it has been four o'clock in the afternoon, and Uncle Jin is also driving a car to pick up people, and everyone still feels that they are not enjoying themselves, and they ask to continue to play when they are free in the future.
After packing up everything and putting it in the car, and taking the garbage with them, everyone got into the car. After arriving in the car, I felt a little tired, I laughed too hard today, and now I feel a little groggy in my head, and after a while, many people sat on the seat and fell asleep.
An hour later, Uncle Jin dragged the people back to the city, sent the girls and the three horses home or to the drop-off location they requested, and finally sent the Zheng sisters back to the Zheng family. After arriving at Zheng's house, Xiahou Zhongying was left behind by Zheng's mother, and he was sure not to go home, so Uncle Jin drove back to the company.
When Xiahou Zhongying and Zheng Xiuyan sisters arrived home, it was already dark, and Zheng's mother had already prepared dinner, so she was waiting for a few people to come back for dinner.
Zheng Xiujing excitedly told her parents about the interesting things that happened today while eating, which made Zheng's father and Zheng's mother also happy to listen. If it weren't for my parents to stop me, I wouldn't even want to eat, so I wanted to show my parents the video taken with DV today.
After dinner, Zheng Xiujing didn't even rest for a second, and couldn't wait to copy the video in the DV to the computer, and then show it to her parents to watch, and laughed while watching.
Zheng's father and Zheng's mother didn't expect so many interesting things to happen in the video, when they saw the paragraph that Xiahou Zhongying expressed to Zheng Xiujing, the humorous language, and the funny scenes, plus the dog's tail flower, almost made them faint from laughing, and tears flowed down with laughter.
There is also a video of the two daughters fighting for the wind, humming the two generals and the gay bridge, all of which are classics among the classics, although the acting skills of the two horses in the back are really poor, but the plot is fun. They couldn't stop laughing, and they sighed in their hearts that these children were so good at playing and being too good at tidying.