Chapter 26: Picnic (3)

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When Xiahou Zhongying was dancing with Zheng Xiuyan and others, he took a DV camera and faithfully recorded the whole process. After the girls got off the scene, he played the recorded video from the beginning, laughing as he played, his fingers trembling and pointing at a fat and a thin two horses, laughing crookedly, tears came out of his eyes.

Zheng Xiuyan, Lin Yuna and others were also curious about the video of themselves dancing just now, and gathered around to watch it. Seeing the two hard-pressed men paddling the water, I was also very happy.

Because the screen is small, it is inconvenient to watch, and besides, it is still in Xiahou Zhongying's hands, so it is not good to put your head on him.

Zheng Xiuyan played a domineering and exposed style again, and very unceremoniously snatched the DV machine, beckoning a group of girls to watch it in a bunch.

Seeing the girls laughing and watching, and occasionally looking back at the fat man and the thin man, it made the two horses ashamed to be pig's liver color, and they wanted to die headlonging, which was too embarrassing.

After the break, the girls' interest is still undiminished, and it's still early, so you can't just sit and chat, it's not a thing. When it comes to playing games, the loser has to perform a show, and it still has to be a program designated by everyone.

Acting is the strength of the girls, but it hurts the four men, and they look sad.

A group of people argued about what game to play. The requirements of the game are not ordinary difficulties, such as being interesting, being able to participate with all people, and not being monotonous. A group of people thought about it sadly for a while, and finally Xiahou Zhongying proposed to tell jokes, which had to make everyone laugh in order to pass the test, as long as one person didn't laugh, they had to perform.

It's funny, jokes can make people feel good, and it's not usually difficult to make the audience laugh. And even if you don't laugh, you can watch the show, right? As soon as Xiahou Zhongying proposed it, most of the people agreed, and only a few people who had no stock in their stomachs were depressed.

Since the idea was proposed by Xiahou Zhongying first, everyone also agreed to let him come first, Xiahou Zhongying was not afraid, since he dared to propose such a game rule, how could it be possible without some inventory.

Xiahou Zhongying thought for two seconds, coughed twice and began to say: "Christmas is coming, a little boy wants a bicycle, so he asks his mother, and his mother asks him to make a wish to God. The boy was distressed because he was a dishonest boy and would not take care of him even if God heard about him, so he decided to go to church and confess. However, when he arrived at the church, he immediately changed his mind. When the priest of the church came to the church the next day, he found that the statue of the Virgin Mary was missing, and a letter was left in the place where the statue had been placed. The pastor opened the letter and saw that it read: Dear God, your mother is now in my hands, if you want to redeem your mother, please exchange a bicycle for the night of the letter, thank you! You know my home address. ”

Before Xiahou Zhongying finished speaking, some people began to laugh, and when they finished speaking, everyone laughed. Zheng Xiuyan originally wanted to desperately hold back her reluctance to laugh, but in the end, she couldn't help it, burst out laughing, and scolded Xiahou Zhongying with a glance: "I know it's not a good thing, even the jokes told are kidnapping for ransom." ”

Xiahou Zhongying laughed straight, as long as he passed the test, it didn't matter what kind of joke it was.

Kim Taeyeon sat on the right hand side of Hahou Joong-young and began to say that it was okay to rotate in an anti-clockwise direction, and then it would be her turn. After thinking about it for a long time and telling a joke, I couldn't make everyone laugh, so I had to accept everyone's request to sing a song.

Kim Taeyeon smiled, took the guitar she had on her back, and sang while playing it, singing a kiss group because it was a woman. This song can be called the most touching in history, known as the tear-jerking classic with the highest tear index, once it was launched in 2002, it caused a storm, and also set a record of full traffic jams on the Internet, and is also known as the best healing song for pursuing girlfriends and falling out of love.

Kim Tae-yeon's voice is a little low and hoarse, but it is very clear. Because it is a sad song, with Kim Taeyeon's unique voice, it makes people feel a sense of brightness, and then she is slowly brought into the artistic conception of the song.

After singing the song, even Jung so-yeon couldn't help but admire Kim Tae-yeon's singing skills, but she didn't expect this junior who had just arrived to be very powerful. However, when she saw Xiahou Zhongying looking dumbfounded, looking at Kim Taeyeon in a daze, and didn't even react when it was over, she suddenly lost her anger and kicked over and scolded: "Look, your eyes are bulging out, look at you with a dead look, don't you be ashamed." ”

Jung so-yeon's words made Kim Tae-yeon blush, and she lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Xiahou Zhongying, but the others showed an expression of watching a joke and laughed.

"Hey, Zheng Xiuyan, are you a lady, you are a girl, be careful that you can't marry in the future." Xiahou Zhongying was indignant, he was kicked for no reason, and it was strange that he could still be happy.

"I want you to care if I marry or not, who are you?" Jung so-yeon was furious.

"I'm your brother." Xiahou Zhongying said with a smile, and one sentence made Zheng Xiuyan very light, and secretly resentful.

The two fought for a while and were persuaded by everyone, otherwise the game would not be able to be played.

Then continue to rotate, some people pass the test, some people want to perform the show, and so on.

After one round, almost all of this round is singing and dancing, Zheng Xiuyan didn't feel enjoyable, so she proposed to change the punishment specifications, such as learning to bark a dog, learning to jump a frog, or casually performing a plot designated by everyone.

All the girls applauded unanimously, and the four men looked at each other, now they have to be played, the opposition is invalid, and the minority obeys the majority.

It was Xiahou Zhongying's turn again, Zheng Xiuyan sneered, the mention she had just now was specially prepared for Xiahou Zhongying, and she was unwilling not to play tricks on him. Don't hurry to plug her ears with two paper balls, so that she is not afraid of hearing Xiahou Zhongying's jokes, and then thinking about a lot of things that make her angry, it's good not to show her anger, and it's strange that she can laugh.

When Xiahou Zhongying saw Zheng Xiuyan's appearance, she immediately shouted angrily: "Zheng Xiuyan, you are a laipi, don't bring this." ”

The vindictive appearance of the two made the others roll on the floor with laughter, but fortunately there was grass underneath, and they laid another layer of mats, so they didn't worry about getting dirty clothes.

Everyone here, except for Xiahou Zhongying, either performed before the game started, and there was also Song Zhenhuan who couldn't pass the last round and performed, and now there is only one Xiahou Zhongying who has never been on stage, and everyone also wants to see him perform, and they are even on Zheng Xiuyan's side to fight against him.

There are so many unfavorable factors, no matter how good Xiahou Zhongying told this round of jokes, some people couldn't bear the corners of their mouths, and they had to hold back their laughter. In the end, he did not escape the fate of acting.

"I mention that the punishment this time is that you have to make a confession to one of the boys present, haha......" Zheng Xiuyan burst out laughing before she could finish speaking, falling to the ground with her right hand and slapping the ground.

The other six girls burst into laughter and fell into a ball.

The four boys were pale and colorless.

"No, you can't do this to death, ...... vomit" Thinking of that scene, Xiahou Zhongying couldn't help but roll her stomach and retched.

"Sister Xiuyan, this is indeed too embarrassing, why don't you change it." Seeing Xiahou Zhongying's retching and uncomfortable look, Lin Yun'er couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but persuade.

"yes, yes......" The other girls also persuaded.

"Okay then." Zheng Xiuyan finally came up with a good idea to fix Xiahou Zhongying, but he didn't expect it to start, so he retched uncomfortably and was depressed. After thinking about it for a while, he was still very unwilling in his heart, so he said fiercely: "The man can't do it, the woman is always good, there are seven here, no, among the six of them, you choose one to confess, haha......"

The other six girls suddenly quit, why can they only choose the six of them, and Zheng Xiuyan is not counted in it, either they will be counted together, or they will choose the others.

"Well, I'll count as one, too." Zheng Xiuyan thought about it, and with the hatred between herself and Xiahou Zhongying, she shouldn't have chosen herself, so she agreed.

"It's time to start choosing." The other six girls all looked at Xiahou Zhongying with interest, wanting to see who he would choose in the end and how he would confess.

The three horses were also secretly excited, this kind of good thing is good, will his punishment be the same later, thinking that he must lose when it is his turn.

Knowing that she couldn't hide, Xiahou Zhongying stood up helplessly, first glanced at Xu Zhuxian on the left, frightened her to the point that her little face turned white, and she hid behind Lin Yun'er beside her and hurriedly said, "Brother, I can't do it." ”

Xiahou Zhongying withdrew her gaze from Xu Zhuxian and put it on Lin Yun'er, Lin Yun'er was very excited, such an exciting game, she didn't care about being a heroine once, stared at Xiahou Zhongying with wide eyes and said, "Brother, do you want to choose me?" I haven't received a confession from a boy yet, it's all love letters, I don't feel like it's fun, come on. ”

Lin Yun'er's words almost made Xiahou Zhongying spurt out a mouthful of blood, this ...... Why is it so weird, and quickly looked over to the next Kwon Yoo-ri.

After Xiahou Zhongying's eyes were removed, Lin Yun'er regretted it for a while, and muttered: "I thought I could receive the first boy's confession in my life today, but it seems that there is no chance today." ”

Lin Yun'er's voice was not small, which made everyone cry and laugh.

Quan Yuli looked at Xiahou Zhongying with a smile, she was not frightened by him, and she didn't care that he chose her, it was a game anyway.

Next, Xiahou Zhongying directly skipped the 10-year-old Zheng Xiujing and stared at Zheng Xiuyan beside her for a long time.

Zheng Xiuyan didn't care at first, but after seeing Xiahou Zhongying staring at her for a long time and not taking her eyes away, she was immediately frightened, secretly thinking that this bastard wouldn't choose me, angry and at the same time seemed to be a little expectant.

Just after everyone thought that Xiahou Zhongying would set the target on Zheng Xiuyan, he didn't expect him to look away again, which made Zheng Xiuyan secretly relieved, and at the same time, she gritted her teeth in anger. It's just that I don't know if I'm angry because I didn't choose myself, or because I'm angry because I played with myself.

Glancing at Hwang Mi-young, who was also smiling, Xiahou Joong-young moved his gaze to the last person, Kim Tae-yeon.

Kim Taeyeon saw that Xiahou Zhongying didn't choose after seeing all of them, and suddenly blushed and didn't dare to look up, staring at the ground tightly, her heart beating faster, making her feel like her heart was almost jumping out of her chest.

After Xiahou Zhongying glanced at everyone, he closed his eyes and made the women so angry that they wanted to hang him up and beat him hard.

After Xiahou Zhongying closed his eyes for two seconds, he opened them, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and walked towards the middle of the field......

(Next, who will Xiahou Zhongying choose?) You might as well guess, hehe)