Asked by the class leader when she would go to school, Zhuang Ni yawned and folded the class uniform she had just received.

The loudspeaker soon discovered that it was not the folding method for storing clothes, but the folding method of paper airplanes.

"Hey, hey!" The loudspeaker slammed into the window, "That's the class uniform that the squad leader paid for you, even if you don't like it, you can't throw it away in front of us!" ”

"I can't ......," Juanny repeated in a low voice.

"That's right! You can't ...... in the first place," the loudspeaker was excited.

"I can't throw away my uniforms because you're too fat......," Juanny said bluntly, "and you've blocked the whole window......"

"What do you say! How dare you laugh at me! The loudspeaker grabbed Zhuang Ni's collar, "I'm fat and I'm proud!" If I were in the Tang Dynasty, I would be Yang Guifei! ”

Like a puppet, Juanny did not resist and let the loudspeaker dangle around.

"Geng Yuhong, don't do this," the squad leader stopped, "Zhuang Ni is a patient after all. ”

"I don't think she's sick at all! Even if there is, it is psychotic! ”

Zhuang Ni raised her head slightly to the squad leader under the pull of the loudspeaker.

"Fat man, she's right, I do have mental illness ......"

"Don't call me fat!" The loudspeaker protested.

"Lovesickness, to be exact."

The squad leader and the loudspeaker immediately quieted down, and when the girls talked about this kind of topic, there was always a quiet effect.

"From the beginning of junior high school, I fell in love with one of my classmates, but the two of us were destined to be fruitless, and I was discouraged and disappointed, so I cut my wrists......"

This is the first time Zhuang Ni mentioned the reason why she cut her wrists, the indoor temperature dropped by 20 degrees all of a sudden, and she didn't even need to turn on the air conditioner.

I vaguely recalled Zhuang Ni's appearance, and my deepest impression of her in the first year of junior high school was that she was the only girl in the 28th middle school who dared to violate the school rules and openly wear black stockings to school. When the dean stopped her and asked, she explained without blushing and without a beat:

"My thighs are so allergic to the sun that I had to have my leg amputated without black stockings to block the sun."

Of course, the director of education did not believe it, and ordered her to take off her stockings by the next day at the latest, but she did not expect that Zhuang Ni would run to the roof of the teaching building at noon that day, and swayed to jump from it.

At that time, all the teachers were scared of her, and the head teacher Yu begged for help, and finally begged her to come down, and later the school leaders thought that Zhuang Ni had no problem with her thighs, but there was something wrong with her brain, and she might be killed if she was not allowed to wear stockings, so she was given a special case of wearing stockings to school on the grounds of "mental illness".

In addition, the roof of the school building was not equipped with barbed wire in order to save money, and after Zhuang Ni threatened to jump off the building, the school honestly installed barbed wire on the roof.

If you ignore this background, Zhuang Ni looks a little fresh at first, and she seems to be the kind of girl who often mixes with Douban. Her eyes are always melancholy, her nose is slightly upturned, her skin is a little sickly, her long hair is over her shoulders, and she has a little oblique bangs on her forehead (of course, it also violates the school rules, but she says that if she cuts her bangs, she will die, and the director of education can't do anything about her).

But if you get in touch with it a little bit, you will find that although Zhuang Ni is really mixed with Douban, her comments will only be left to the movie where all the people are dead in the finale, because she often looks at the shijie around her from a dark perspective, so that she is jokingly called "dark blood" by netizens, and she is a dark creature accidentally born in the sun.

Even if it's not online, Zhuang Ni rarely notices the good in others, and the only opportunity she has to communicate with her classmates is basically sarcastic.

The literary committee member was forced by the class leader to do it, as if the class leader forced Gong Caicai to be a study committee, but Zhuang Ni is also happy to give full play to her talent in painting, although the blackboard newspaper always has some weird elements mixed in it, but it also adds a lot to the second (3) class of junior high school.

Zhuang Ni doesn't have many friends in the class, and no one dares to be an enemy with her, so I'm afraid she will not hesitate to kill herself if she has nothing to do, and kill others.

She almost never spoke to me, and I didn't dare to provoke her, and mental illness and murder are not punished by law, and it would be a loss if I were stabbed to death by her with a utility knife.

Once, in a computer class, I sat next to her, and it felt like I was sitting next to an ice sculpture during the whole class, and if I didn't look closely with my eyes, I always felt that she was covered in white snow all over her body, including her hair.

Hearing that Zhuang Ni cut her wrists because of lovesickness, the squad leader and the loudspeaker were very surprised.

"Johnny...... You...... Don't think so. The class leader cautiously advised, "We are just junior high school students, this kind of thing is harmful to study and life, if you do have someone you like, at least wait until you go to high school......"

"I have leukemia and probably won't make it past to go to high school." Juanny said in a terminally ill tone.

"You've got leukemia with wool!" The loudspeaker yelled, "Your body is much stronger than PHS!" ”

Zhuang Ni looked at the loudspeaker with pity:

"Fatty, if you don't lower some cholesterol, you may die in front of me."

Big Horn wants to strangle Zhuang Ni to death with his lobster claws to fulfill her prophecy that she won't live to high school, but he can't do that in front of the class president.

"Johnny, the one you like...... Have you confessed to him? The squad leader pulled the topic back.

"No...... He's too tall to climb, and I don't have confidence. ”

"Is there a boy like that in our class?" The loudspeaker expressed suspicion, "The person you like can't be the school grass Shen Shaoyi, right?" ”

"Who is Shen Shaoyi?"

"Forget it, when I didn't ask."

The squad leader pondered for a moment and then said, "If that person is indeed from our class, I can convey your meaning on your behalf." Although puppy love is not good, but if it affects school and endangers your life, I can't let you continue to be miserable, as long as you agree to come to school normally......"

"The man was sitting in a row of zuihou in the classroom......" Juanny said to herself, looking at the ceiling.

The squad leader frowned slightly, and the big horn said in surprise:

"Zhuangni, your taste is quite unique! The only boys in the row of Zuihou are Ye Lin, Niu Shili and 'Chameleon', which one do you like? ”

Here it is necessary to mention who the chameleon is, since the seats of the class of 45 people are divided into 9 rows, so there are 5 people in each row, and the zuihou row is seated from the left: me, Xiaoqin, Niu Shili, chameleon, and the class leader.

The reason why I have never mentioned the chameleon's name for so long (I'm sorry I only remember the nickname and forgot his real name) is because this boy has a special ability that makes others ignore him.

For this kind of person, the name of the cute one is "little transparent", and the name of the house is "Akalin", but because the second (3) class of junior high school is based on science...... No, it's a standing class, so I gave this male classmate who would be mixed with the background color at any time, nicknamed Chameleon, to highlight that he had a protective color that was enough to make him invisible.

Generally speaking, he is a thin figure, silent, can't say a word a day, and is almost never called up by the teacher to answer questions (because he will be invisible), I remember that the most vocalized time he was because of a cold, and he sneezed a few more times.

Zhuang Ni couldn't even remember Shen Shaoyi, let alone remember the faint existence of the chameleon, she wondered:

"Who is the chameleon? Is there such a person in our class? ”

"Oh, it doesn't matter if you can't remember him," said the loudspeaker, "I'm about to forget about him—Ye Lin and Niu Shili, who do you like among the two?" ”

The squad leader's expression became even more nervous.

"Niu Shili always felt like the superman before the transformation, that is, Clark Kent, who was a journalist, but he refused to wear underwear and could not fly ......"

"Huh? Do you like Ye Lin? As a gossip expert, Da Loudspeaker's eyes lit up with excitement, but when he saw the face of the squad leader on the other side change slightly, he restrained a little.

"Ye Lin?" When Zhuang Ni mentioned my name, it was like mentioning a miscellaneous object, "Ye Lin's eyes are vicious, his legs are short, he is completely a guide dog......"

"Guide dogs?" The loudspeaker was puzzled.

"That is, only the blind will want him."

The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at the traffic light three streets away with a little anger.

"Then who do you like?" The loudspeaker hurriedly said, "There are no other boys in the Zuihou row!" ”

Zhuang Ni suddenly turned her face to the squad leader, and her hot eyes made the squad leader very uncomfortable.

"Shusha, the person I like is you."

"I didn't dare to say it before, but today I finally said it."

"Engage with me! As soon as you agree, I'll go to school right away! ”

The squad leader was so angry that he almost fainted.

"Nonsense! We're all girls! ”

"Ah...... If you refuse, I'll say we're doomed to no result...... Why don't I kill myself tonight and try to be reincarnated as a cuter girl, so the class leader will like me......"

"Hey," the loudspeaker complained, "even if it's reincarnated, you should be reincarnated as a boy, right?" In the next life or a girl, how do you stay with the class leader? ”

The conversation between the loudspeaker and Zhuang Ni made the squad leader red-eared.

Juanny replied in a knife-like tone:

"I hate men the most, they are the dirtiest and most disgusting creatures I've ever seen, squad leader, promise me, even if you can't be with me, don't marry men in the future, okay?"

"How could such a thing be promised to you!" The squad leader said angrily, "This is obviously your excuse!" You're just trying to avoid going to school in every possible way! ...... between girls and girls"

Zhuang Ni looked at the squad leader challenged, "If you are willing to kiss me mouth-to-mouth, you will know that my feelings for you are real." ”

The loudspeaker coaxed: "Okay! Anyway, it's all girls, and they don't suffer! Squad leader, you can try ......"

The squad leader silenced the loudspeaker with a frozen ray-like gaze.

"If you like me," the squad leader analyzed as calmly as he could, "I won't be so contemptuous of the uniforms I brought you, and if someone I like gives me a gift, I will never think of throwing it in the garbage, even if I don't thank you verbally......"

"That's right, too!" The loudspeaker echoed, "The class uniform is worth 35 yuan!" If you don't pay back the squad leader's money, it can only be regarded as a gift from the squad leader, and you can eat a lot of things for 35 yuan! ”

"Fatty, I advise you to start saving money from now on." Zhuang Ni said thoughtlessly.

"Why save money?"

"Save money to buy a crane."

"Crane?"

"Don't you know? After being fat to a certain extent, the crane has become an indispensable living tool, bathing, turning over, traveling, burying, without a crane, you can't do it yourself. ”

"I'll strangle you! I'll strangle you! The loudspeaker grabbed Johnny's collar again, "You wait!" When I've saved up enough, I'll hire 100 men to gang rape you!" ”

Hearing the threat of the loudspeaker, Zhuangny's pupils edged like the edge of a utility knife, and her frighteningly cold expression seemed to indicate that if so many men really wanted to touch her body, she would not hesitate to scratch her face and cut her throat, leaving only an ugly corpse.

Zhuang Ni turned her face back to the squad leader, "I am very happy with the class uniform you gave me, I have no choice but to make a promise, as long as you sleep with me for one night, you will know that my feelings for you are true." ”

Zhuang Ni, who pretended to be weak and sat up straight from the bed, not only grabbed the squad leader's hand, but also had a tendency to pull the squad leader to bed.

"I'll be gentle with you." Zhuang Ni assured.

The squad leader angrily shook off Zhuang Ni's hand, beckoned to the loudspeaker and said, "It's time for us to go!" My brother is still waiting for me to come home and cook! ”

The big horn, who was looking forward to watching a good show, was a little hesitant, "That...... Don't continue to persuade Juanny to go back to school? ”

"As long as you associate with me, I'll go back to school." Zhuang Ni said with a stitch.

"I don't care!" The squad leader rarely announced that he would give up, "Zhuang Ni is so nonsense, who knows what she will do when she returns to the class?" ”

"I'll be careful not to let the dean find out about our relationship." Juanny assured.

"Who has a love affair with you!" The squad leader said angrily, "Anyway, I'm leaving, you let Geng Yuhong stay with you!" If you make a promise or something, you can just look for her......"

"I'm not going to do it!" The loudspeaker said.

"My bed won't agree," Juanny muttered, "it's not wide enough, it's not strong enough......"

"Do you want to die! I'll kill you! ”

"I can't ask for it, please be smart when you start."

The squad leader, who was teased by Zhuang Ni, couldn't fight back because the other party was a classmate + patient, so he held his breath and said goodbye to Zhuang Ni's mother.

"Auntie, let's go, if Zhuang Ni's condition improves, I hope to send her to school."

Zhuang Ni's mother is a full-time housewife, and she has a very fashionable wave hair, but her face is sad, and Zhuang Ni's affairs make her very worried.

"Oh, xiexie, you came to see my daughter, she painted some horrible pictures the other day, and I was worried."

"That's not a horror painting!" Juanny's voice came through the bedroom door, "That's the entrails of a cow!" ”

Zhuang Ni's mother, the squad leader, and the loudspeaker all had black lines on their faces.

Because she had just been confessed by a girl yesterday, today's class president sat in her seat with deep brows, she tasted deep frustration from Zhuang Ni, and she was helpless.

Xiaoqin went over to greet the squad leader very affectionately: "Squad leader, since Zhuang Ni, a member of the literary and art committee, has not come to school for a long time...... Why don't you let me be the new literary and art commissioner! I draw beautifully! ”