Regarding Xiaoqin's self-recommendation to be a member of the literary and art committee and draw a board report for the second (3rd) class of junior high school, the squad leader sighed.

"Xiaoqin, I don't mean to hit you, but I've seen the paintings you drew in the exercise book, those paintings are really beyond the appreciation level of normal human beings, I think Ye Lin's paintings are better than you...... Moreover, the reason why she has to vacate the position of the literary committee is also to hope that Zhuang Ni knows that the class still needs her ......"

What the squad leader said was reasonable, but Xiaoqin covered her face with her hands and ran over to me crying.

She didn't rain when she was thundering, and she was super aggrieved, "I don't want to live anymore".

"Woo woo woo ~~~~~ squad leader bullying me! The squad leader said my painting was ugly! The squad leader also wants me to make Zhuang Ni sick! Then she can come back and be a member of the Literature and Art Committee! ”

People are originally literary and artistic committees, okay! And when did the squad leader say that he wanted you to get sick for Zhuang Ni? If the class leader is soft-hearted and asks you to be in charge of the blackboard newspaper of the second (3rd) class, our class will become the laughing stock of the whole school!

During recess, I called my father, who was at the hotel.

Briefly speaking, Su Qiao may have to live at home for half a month, of course, I didn't mention the relationship between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao, I only said that she is a friend's sister, and suddenly has difficulties in housing, so I will buffer it.

"Of course it's haode to be able to help someone," my dad said on the phone, "but how old is the other person?" Is it convenient to live with you, the opposite sex? ”

"She's 18 years old," I said the age on Su Qiao's ID card, "I wouldn't be bothered by a girl who is 4 years older than me, Dad, you ......can rest assured."

"Not necessarily!" Dad was deeply skeptical, "I'm at your age, and it's the time to like mature women!" ”

Nonsense! You were born to be a sister! I remember a certain undisciplined guest in "Qiang Qiang Threesome", and he even admitted that he once jerked off to the portrait of Queen Elizabeth! Don't apply the standards of your royal sisters to me!

"Is she a beauty?" Dad asked again.

Although Su Qiao lacks self-confidence and humbly says that Shu Zhe in women's clothing is several times more beautiful than herself, she will still get 7.5 points out of 10. And although I don't want to admit it, the women's Shu Zhe ≈ squad leader are all up to 9 points.

As for 10 points, among all the three-dimensional creatures I've seen, only Amy can get 10 points, right? However, her beauty is a bit too much, and there is no pyrotechnics, which always makes people feel untouchable. In addition, if not from the perspective of my brother, but from the perspective of an ordinary man, Amy's temper is really terrible, and I have to re-educate her so that she will not be able to marry in the future, or will be driven back by her husband after marrying.

Speaking of which, some of you might wonder what Celery's score is - I refuse to rate her! Even if it's an evaluation, you have to include your boobs in your total score! I have to make her the last one!

To my father's question about whether Su Qiao is a beauty, I replied:

"People are actors, and they should be about the same level as the female student who wanted to have a teacher-student relationship with you before."

"Yo, when ordinary people marry such a daughter-in-law, they will be satisfied......"

In that case, weishenme, you didn't agree to come down back then! Whoever is my stepmother is better than Ai Shuqiao! And I like that schoolgirl a lot, she gave me a lot of candy to eat!

"Xiaolin, you live with a beautiful big sister, don't you be unable to control ......"

"Dad, you don't have a crow's mouth! We haven't lived together yet! ”

"Although the temptation of my sister is hard to resist......

I'm not a royal sister! I don't need you to give me a vaccination! In other words, the matter between you and Aunt Ren is what I care more about!

"Dad, did you find any clues about the necklace that Aunt Ren lost?"

"No, your Aunt Ren seems to be in a hurry, but she doesn't have a clue at all."

After chatting with my dad for a few more words, the class bell rang, and I hung up the phone.

I suddenly remembered that yesterday Grandpa Cao said that Director Cao had something to ask me, and in my spare time, I asked Grandpa Cao what was the matter, but he told me that the situation was changing, and it would not be too late to tell me when there was a conclusion.

I always feel that it is not a good thing.

The afternoon was cloudy, but it didn't rain, and the first PE class was still going to be attended as usual.

When I came back from dinner, I saw Xiaoqin sleeping on the table, she changed into sportswear, put the pair of sneakers I bought for her under the stool, and seemed to just wait for the class bell to ring, and then directly changed into sneakers and went to physical education class (although only by the sidelines).

But I found that next to the sneakers, a box of thumbtacks was placed very discordantly, and a big arrow was drawn with chalk on the floor, pointing in the direction of the thumbtack, for fear that others would not see it, and two big words "thumbtack" were specially written.

At first glance, it is Xiaoqin's handiwork! It's the same as when I marked croton in the kitchen before! What are you doing? Are you waiting for the squad leader to come and harm you! Do you think that with this convenience, the squad leader will sneak over and put a thumbtack inside your sneakers with a grin!

Xiaoqin, who was pretending to be asleep, heard footsteps, opened one eye and peeked at it, and found that it was me, and closed her eyes in disappointment.

"Why doesn't the second female kill people...... If she doesn't come to harm me, how can I marry Ye Lin......"

Xiao Qin muttered.

I patted her on the head and called her up and asked:

"The squad leader came to harm you, what does it have to do with marriage or something?"

Xiaoqin raised her fingers seriously, "According to the logic of the girl's comics, first, the female No. 2 framed the female protagonist, and then the male protagonist misunderstood the female protagonist, and the female No. 2 took advantage of the situation and launched an offensive against the male protagonist, but the misunderstanding was finally clarified, the truth was revealed, and the harmful female No. 2 was tragically abandoned, and the male and female protagonists finally became married...... Bang Bang! What a perfect ending! ”

I know she still hasn't finished speaking.

"But、But the squad leader didn't come to harm me for a long time.,How to promote the plot! If the comic plot progresses too slowly, you may be cut in half by the magazine! ”

Is everything premised on the squad leader framing you! This kind of comic that doesn't even have a premise, hurry up and cut it in half, die early and be reincarnated!

I followed her logic and asked, "Xiaoqin, have you ever thought that you may not be the heroine?" ”

"Huh? How can it be? Xiao Qin's misty eyes couldn't help but widen.

I wrenched my fingers with her.

"Look, first of all, you bought a Death Note and wrote the squad leader's name on it."

Xiaoqin pursed her mouth very seriously and nodded subconsciously.

"Secondly, you were at the squad leader's house again, desperately letting the squad leader eat the chicken stew and mushrooms you made, and almost broke her."

Xiaoqin nodded again.

"Also, every time you see Gong Caicai, you bully her."

"Don't blame me!" Xiaoqin pleaded, "That's the anger of the poor middle peasants against the landlords!" ”

I waved my hand to silence Xiaoqin and continued to count her crimes:

"Not to mention that yesterday in Chinese class, you gave Pooh ...... Shame on the public. In short, if you think about it carefully, is there any girl comic that the heroine is so bad? ”

Qin blinked, thinking about it with a worried expression.

"But it's all because the squad leader didn't frame me, so there was no ...... to promote the plot"

She argued.

"Don't be hard-mouthed! Can you hurt others to advance the plot!? I slapped the table and startled Xiaoqin, "Let me ask you, what is the biggest characteristic of the female number two?" ”

"Isn't it just jealous of the heroine, and then hurt people!" Xiao Qin replied unconcernedly.

I poked my fingers hard at the table, hoping to wake up Celery.

"Based on your definition of female number two, and your recent behavior - don't you think you're the female number two!"

Xiaoqin trembled, then held her head in her hands, and a shocked expression of lightning struck on her face.

"Ahh How so! I did those things before I knew it! What should I do now? ”

"There's nothing to do," I gloated, "and you just admit that you're the number two!" ”

Xiaoqin, who was dazed and anxious, didn't go to physical education class, but by the time I returned, she had regained her composure, and even had a smile on her lips.

"I won't let the heroine's throne be taken away!" Qin announced, "I'm going to add new attributes to myself!" ”

"Huh?" I raised my eyebrows.

"The class leader's attribute is 'Righteous Demon', and the chances of expecting her to do bad things are too small! Since she doesn't want to do it, I'll show my fearless spirit, sacrifice my small self to achieve my big self, and in order not to be cut in half for this comic, let me do bad things! ”

To put it bluntly, you actually like to do bad things! But isn't it the patent of the female number two to do bad things! Are you willing to be the number two female?

"Nope! It's just the standard that the heroine can't do bad things.,New comics in recent years.,There are not a few heroines who like pranks.,As long as you have a good heart! ”

What you lack most is a kind heart! You say you want to add new attributes, do you want to add a kind heart to yourself! Where do you find a good heart? Do you want to dig out the squad leader's heart!

The swoon girl manga has become a horror comic! If I have the ability of the predecessors in martial arts novels, I must abolish your martial arts as soon as possible! You use "pranks" to kill people!

"Ye Lin, my new attribute is 'cat', please remember."

"What?"

"I hate it~~~ Do you want me to tell you again in cat language?" Xiaoqin covered her cheeks and made a shy appearance, "Meow meow meow woo mi~~~~ Do you understand?" ”

"I understand your sister! Wasn't your last attribute still a 'manga girl'! Why did the attribute become 'cat' this time! Can this cross-species attribute be added casually? ”

Xiaoqin held her chin and thought seriously, "All the cute attributes are mine, new attributes have been added, and the old attributes can't be given up!" From now on, I'm a 'manga cat girl'! ”

"Is it a girl or a cat! Tell me clearly! ”

Xiaoqin put her hands on the top of her head as ears, and said cutely: "It's both a cat and a girl, and she can draw comics!" ”

I've never seen a cat that can hold a pen! If you're a cat, grow a thumbs up before you become a cartoonist!

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