"I hate it~~~" Xiaoqin pretended to be angry and said, "Let me call my brother today, and let me call my father tomorrow!" ”

"Huh?" I didn't even react to my last words.

Xiao Qin's hands raised in front of her chest were put together, and her ten fingers were twisted back and forth.

"Pooh is right, Ye Lin is really big~ perverted! Maybe it's Shijie's first pervert! ”

Who's shijie's first pervert.,Don't seem to be very proud to say this kind of thing!

"So, as Shijie's first perverted girlfriend, it's not okay not to raise your pervert level......"

What level of perversion is it! Could it be that in addition to English level 4 and English level 6, the state also issues assessment certificates for perverted level 4 and pervert level 6!

Xiaoqin's tone became a little sad.

"Obviously, in order to please Ye Lin, I have endured the nausea and studied some super H comics downloaded from the Internet several times, but I still can't keep up with Ye Lin's perverted level...... I haven't tried hard enough! ”

Don't look at it since it's disgusting! Some super-heavy H comics,Even a masturbation boy like me can't bear it.,Not to mention a girl like you who didn't know what "blowing a trumpet" was not long ago?

Xiao Qin's hands were clenched into fists and turned into prayers, as if hoping that the following words would be heard by God.

"I will redouble my efforts so that Ye Lin's perverted needs can be fully met! So ......"

"So don't call me brother, call me dad! If Ye Lin-sensei, I heard me call you that, and I would have extra pleasure......"

Because of the grievance, tears swirled in his eyes again.

"However, I will satisfy Ye Lin in exchange for everything...... Please at least spare our future children!! ”

This request was made to me very seriously and very urgently.

Nima, I'm vomiting blood! I asked you to call my brother from a great sister's pre-death wish! Such a noble thing was actually misinterpreted by you as my perverted needs...... Who wants to crush you under you, and at the same time let you call me brother, call me father!

I like my sister, not to listen to my sister's panting in bed!

Moreover, it is further extended, thinking that I will become a "ghost father" in the future, and have perverted desires for my daughter?

"Shut up!" I said angrily, "How could I ...... to my own daughter"

"Neither can my son!" Xiaoqin interrupted me excitedly, "Although Ye Lin is bisexual, having a boy is as dangerous as giving birth to a girl...... But please Ye Lin, you must hold back! Whatever the tricks, please come for me, the man! ”

Whose mother are you? Don't look like you're already a woman! Three months ago, you didn't even have the capital to be a mother!

And are you still worried about things that far away? Aren't you determined to push me off the cliff and end my short, sinful life?

The proof is that when you raise it to the height of your chest, your hands that have not been lowered are now separated from each other, and your palms are facing outward to make a gesture of pushing people!

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin raised her hands higher, put them to her mouth in the shape of a trumpet, and shouted to the mountains in the distance with all her might:

"Ye Lin, I like you-!!"

The echo lingered in the valley for a long time, and I was stunned for a moment.

It turns out that the so-called "going to a place where no one is watching to do something shameful" refers to this? But how embarrassing it is for you to shout so loudly and be heard by other students!

"Let the mountains testify! I want to love Ye Lin for the rest of my life-!! ”

This seems to be, the bridge where shoujo manga once appeared, right? Swear to the valley or something...... Qin must think this behavior is very romantic, right?

"Not only in this life, but also in the next! If you die, you will travel together to the fairy tale Shijie! I'm a little kitten, Ye Lin, I'm a big dinosaur-!! ”

The fairy tale shijie can't tolerate you, the saber-toothed tiger! Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tom and Jerry, and Popeye!

And I'm a big dinosaur! The dinosaurs in the fairy tales must be the villains! In addition, you are a feline weishenme who wants to live with dinosaurs! Birds are the offspring of dinosaurs, and cats are the sworn enemies of birds - you are the one who plots against our offspring!

After blushing and heartbeat, panting and shouting out the above speech, Xiaoqin breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted to the mountains even more shyly:

"I decided! In order for Ye Lin to always like me, whether it is a chrysanthemum or a plum blossom, whether it is called brother or dad, I will satisfy him! As long as he is willing to carry me on his back and travel with me in the fairy tale shijie! ”

Don't talk as if fairy tale shijie really exists! And what kind of thing is plum blossoms?

"Ahh

Suddenly, a gust of mountain wind came from behind, blowing off Xiaoqin's straw hat.

Is it my delusion that Xiaoqin's short silky hair flutters in the wind? Looks like her hair has grown a little longer?

Looking at the straw hat falling down the cliff, Xiaoqin had no intention of saving her, looking at her eyes with a mixture of surprise and joy, as if thinking that this was the manifestation of the mountain god, who wanted to take away one of her belongings as a certificate, and would be responsible for supervising whether her oath was fulfilled seriously.

This kind of shameful oath with the words "chrysanthemum" and "call dad" appears, don't hand it over to the mountain god overseer! Could it be that one day ** will come back to make a vow, put his hands together and say to the mountain:

"The kind of flower I mentioned last time, I have indeed handed it over to Ye Lin without mistake, although it hurts, but Ye Lin is happy...... In addition, I found that Ye Lin prefers the way I call him 'brother' rather than 'Dad'......"

In order not to have the above vow retribution situation, I took a sitting position and grabbed the brim of my straw hat with a "snap"!

I feel scared when I catch it—this is a cliff! It's a place where I feel dizzy when I look down, and it's a fear of heights! The action of grabbing the straw hat was small, but it made me break out in a cold sweat.

"Ye Lin! I'm so impressed! "Qin jumped up, got down on her knees at the same height as my face, and hugged me crying and laughing.

"For the sake of my straw hat, I actually risked falling off the cliff!"

Well, don't be excited like this, although I'm quite scared myself, but I'm still some distance away from falling off the cliff.

However, I was wrong...... Isn't Xiaoqin going to be martyred with me, but to shout an oath to the mountains opposite? Although it was a humiliating vow in every sense, I could still appreciate the infatuation that she liked me.

Ah, it's so difficult, in the psychological struggle just now, I have already decided to treat you as a sister, how can I demote you to a "girlfriend" now?

That's right, on my psychological scale, "sister" is a level higher than "girlfriend", because what can be tolerated with my sister is probably not tolerated with my girlfriend.

Although the normal upgrade route for "girlfriend" should be "wife" → "child", right...... What's the trouble of upgrading to a "sister"? Wrong skill point, right?

Anyway, with mixed feelings, I put the straw hat back on the top of Xiaoqin's head, and patted the top of the straw hat affectionately mainly as a brother.

Xiaoqin's eyelashes trembled slightly, as if she was afraid of being beaten, and as if she was enjoying herself, she closed her eyes tightly and enjoyed my patting.

Then a butterfly followed the breeze and landed on the brim of Xiaoqin's hat.

The two wings are completely blue like the sea, and the torso is pure black, mysterious and elegant.

After landing on the brim of Xiaoqin's hat, the two wings opened and closed slightly, and I noticed that the underside of its wings was not blue, but mottled black like leaves.

It must be a camouflage color, right? When you land in the woods, you close your wings so that natural enemies are not easy to find?

If that's the case, when flying, won't the black on the lower surface of the wings and the blue on the upper surface of the wings alternate and flash?

A scientific entomological name popped into my mind.

- Blue Flash Butterfly!!

No way! There really is a blue flash butterfly in Cuisong Mountain! This is Brazil's national butterfly! I heard my dad say that it only exists in Central and South America!

But my father also said that when he came to Cuisong Mountain to play in college, he did see a species suspected of being a blue flash butterfly, and he suspected that it was a rare blue flash butterfly subspecies, which might be more valuable than the genuine blue flash butterfly.

Generally, there are flawed blue flash butterfly specimens, and 200 yuan on Taobao will be free shipping, which is not a rare and exotic product.

But this butterfly is different, first of all, it lives at a latitude that should not appear, and the color is much more gorgeous than the photos I saw on Taobao!

You must know that Taobao photos will generally go through a PS! Adjusting the color difference is the foundation of Taobao art basics!

This blue flash butterfly subspecies is so touching without being photoshopped, is it worth a lot of money as Dad guessed? Maybe the first person to catch it will go down in history as the discoverer of a rare species?

Quite possibly! Otherwise, what about the two entomologists, weishenme, who came to Cuisong Mountain again and again to catch butterflies? Even if the accommodation fee for special education schools is cheap, you can't afford to come every day every summer! There must be a reason why they should do it!

According to various intelligence analysis, to say the least, this butterfly can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan, right? It's comparable to the net profit of my online store for four months!

At this moment, this expensive butterfly, for some reason, landed on Xiaoqin's straw hat and did not leave, slowly opening and closing its wings, like a delicate headdress.

"It's beautiful......" I muttered.

"......" Xiaoqin wanted to say something, but Zuihou didn't say it with a happy face, she must have thought that the object of my praise was her.

It's not all wrong, I think this blue flash butterfly is beautiful, and it should be half because of Xiaoqin's credit, right?

Wearing a very natural straw hat, a white T-shirt and blue jeans, no matter what ridiculous vows she makes, her appearance is still pure and lovely.

On the top of the pure girl's head, a gorgeous and charming blue butterfly falls, complementing each other and complementing each other, according to the common saying of Chinese teachers, it is "symmetry brings beauty to people", right?

I didn't know what to do with the blue butterfly, just as I didn't know how to define Celery's identity.