"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"

I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of insects, and although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-star ladybug, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies or not.

"Huh? Where are butterflies? Qin looked to the side, found nothing, and then through my eyes, realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.

She blinked a little nervously and asked, "Are butterflies pretty?" ”

"Pretty," I laughed, "not your average pretty." ”

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Then I'm not afraid! If it's an ugly moth, I'm going to scream! ”

Moths are not fundamentally different from butterflies. Since your attitude towards bugs is such a look-alike association, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend! I'm not the cute Zhengtai who was bullied by you back then!

"Lalala~?" When Qin heard that a beautiful butterfly had fallen on her straw hat, she happily hummed an out-of-tune tune.

To be honest, it's a bit incomplete, Amy said that she didn't want to listen to the record she recorded, but I think that compared to Xiaoqin, Amy's songs can be regarded as a natural sound.

"Ye Lin, do you know?" After humming the song for a while, Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms and said, "It is said that 'the phoenix does not fall into the land of no treasure', and there are beautiful butterflies falling on my head, it must be my sincerity that touched the heavens, and God thinks that I am also a living treasure......

Isn't that a "living treasure"! You usually do all kinds of funny things, and you're quite proud and proud!

"It's a pity that I can't give a......" Xiaoqin said suddenly.

Hey, hey, don't throw yourself in my arms and say strange things! I hugged you because I thought you were a sister! (In addition, because I have a fear of heights, I want to find something to catch) You tease me with words, what should I do if I raise the national flag below!

"It's a pity, if I give Ye Lin a, maybe a phoenix will fall from the sky......"

For Mao! For Mao Phoenix, he wants to come to watch the two of us fight on the cliff! Does the phoenix have a voyeuristic fetish?

"Why did Ye Lin look surprised?" Xiaoqin pouted and said, "Didn't you listen to Teacher Zhang in Chinese class?" I remember that the story is that Qin Mugong's daughter Langyu is good at playing the sheng, so she married Xiao Shi, who is good at blowing the flute, after Langyu learned to blow the flute with her husband, the sound of the flute attracted the dragon and phoenix, so the husband and wife flew up on the dragon and phoenix! ”

"I must have gone to a fairy tale shijie! I really want to go with Ye Lin! ”

Scare...... Surprise me! It turns out that it is the real Xiao! When Old Man Zhang told this allusion, I must have been sleeping, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it as soon as Xiaoqin said it.

Xiao Shi and Langyu, the fairy couple, left a lot of idioms for later generations, such as "riding the dragon and fast son-in-law" (Xiao Shi as Qin Mugong's son-in-law, zuihou rode the dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix to come" (when the jade reached her husband's nine successes, it attracted the phoenix - I always felt that her husband was better at blowing the flute than her, which is worth complaining about).

Of course, although Lang Yu and Xiao Shi are married to Ming Media, they are two genuine music lovers, and they have not done anything very yellow and violent, but under the influence of Du Mu's song "Twenty-four Bridges and Bright Moon Night, Where Does Jade Teach", the word "Lane Yu" gradually has other meanings......

"That, Xiaoqin......" I said to her seriously, "don't just say things like 'give me a' in the future!" ”

"Weishenme?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't Ye Lin want to fly to the fairy tale shijie with me?" Can't I let you ride the dragon! ”

How? Are you still dominating the dragon's back and letting me ride the phoenix?

I glanced at the blue flash butterfly on Xiao Qin's straw hat, we talked for a long time, but we didn't scare it away, could it be that Xiao Qin's straw hat was bought from a stall, and it contained some strange chemical paint that attracted blue flash butterflies?

"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "do you know that girls can't just say the word ''?" Because the ancient Chinese poets were too yellow and violent, the word has the same meaning as 'blowing the trumpet'......"

Xiao Qin's face immediately flushed, she probably really didn't know about it.

"It's strange, it's no wonder that when Old Man Zhang was lecturing, there were boys laughing below, and Gonggong Cao laughed especially hard......"

Well, I can imagine that after hearing the word "", Gonggong Cao laughed upside down.

"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I also said that I would work harder on the road of perversion, but I didn't even know the true meaning of the blowjob......"

No one will blame you! Could it be like Xiong Yaoyue, looking at ** with a big grin, proficient in all male topics, proficient enough to make male teammates blush when playing games and opening voices!

Although there is no need to be as simple as a blank sheet of paper like Gong Caicai, girls still have less contact with the erotic content, besides, Xiaoqin will become my sister eight times out of ten, and giving my sister a proper education is also the responsibility that my brother should afford!

Even if it's sexual education,,Can't be completely avoided,At least let her know how to protect herself.,Don't say misleading things.,And,To gradually sweep away the toxins that H Man brought to her - believing in the content of ** will already cause family tragedy.,If you believe in the content of H Man,Don't continue the tragedy to the next generation!

So...... "I didn't think about how to speak."

"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get a straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly proposed.

"Huh? Do you want to see the butterflies on your straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat around, it may fly away! ”

Although in general, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue flash butterfly should have flown away a long time ago.

"Hmmm! I do want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and ......" Xiaoqin shyly put her index fingers together, "Ye Lin helped me hold the hat, so I can give it to Ye Lin...... Blow Blow Blow! ”

Didn't you understand what I just said! Girls can't just mention this word! And don't you already know what it means, that there will be no dragons and phoenixes to be attracted......

Wait a minute! If you know what the word means, and you still stumble to say it, it means that you want to ......

No kidding! I do think that for your unreliable sister, there should be some reliable sex education, but you can't demonstrate it yourself! You don't need to use your body as a prop on this shijie.,Brother who taught his sister a in person!

"H often says that a boy of Ye Lin's age will be tormented by the desire to mate, and he can't sleep at night......"

Don't use the word "mating"! We look like beasts!

"Although I like Ye Lin's madness, except for menstrual cramps, there is no time when I can't sleep because of physical torture...... Therefore, Ye Lin is so perverted because his desires are not satisfied, so he is very painful, right? ”

It's not as painful as you said.,When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep with a tube.,Although your heart will be very empty after masturbation......

"As Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help Ye Lin relieve his pain?"

Make your arguments as a matter of course.

"Although, although my mother strictly forbade me to mate with Ye Lin, I should be able to give a! Mom didn't explicitly say that I wasn't allowed to give Ye Lin a! As long as it can relieve Ye Lin's pain......"

Shut up! Shut me up in every sense of the word!

How could Aunt Ren list all the prohibited matters for you to see! or something, don't think about it, it's also forbidden! Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduated from high school, we would progress to kissing at most!

Kissing has already broken through, okay! If I really dare to let Xiaoqin give me a, Aunt Ren will cripple me if she finds out! Then I can participate in Special Olympics and bring glory to my country!

And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from a girlfriend to a younger sister! Although it's a righteous sister, although she took the initiative to ask for a for me, it's impossible for me as a man to be completely unmoved, but it's still not good!

That's not what siblings should do! If my sister took the initiative to ask for a for me, I agreed without refusing, so what about my sister? Amy is bent on pushing back my own brother! Am I not refused?

At this point, there's an even more important factor to take into account - it's on a cliff! My fear of heights still flares up all the time! If something goes wrong, I roll down the cliff with Qin, and when the body is found, everyone will think when they see my pants down to their knees, and there is some discordant solid or liquid in Qin's mouth!

At that time, the news headline must be "Junior High School Men and Women Fall Off the Cliff in the Field", and the relevant photos will also flow out secretly and go viral on the Internet. I can't marry my eighteenth generation ancestors!

So with superhuman willpower, I refused the service that Xiaoqin wanted to offer me.

Even though I can't help but imagine what it would be like if it really happened, I always felt that:

- At least in a less dangerous place!

"Well, don't be kidding, you get up from me first, it's too unsafe here, let's go back to the camp."

"Oh......" Xiao Qin slapped her head in disappointment (the blue flash butterfly hadn't flown away yet), "Ye Lin really still remembered...... Thinking about it, I want to give a to deal with things, Ye Lin must be laughing in his heart that I'm stupid and naïve, right? ”

"There" is "where"! Why do you say that I look like a super pervert!

After a long day's effort, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and returned to the path up the mountain with me.

I think it's time to catch the blue flash butterfly on the celery straw hat, maybe it can be sold for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins in my hand run away.

"O(∩_∩) Ohaha~ Wear the butterfly on your head, go back to the camp and show off!" Xiao Qin smiled like a peach blossom, "It must be my pure heart that attracts the beautiful butterfly!" Worthy of being a heroine! ”

Where is your heart pure? Even if there is really a pure place, most of it has been polluted, okay! I don't think you're the heroine of a girl's manga.,It's like the heroine of an H manga!

However, Xiaoqin was very proud to bring the butterfly back to the camp for everyone to see, and I didn't want to spoil her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.

I hope that the unknown chemical paint on the celery straw hat can attract blue butterflies for a while.