Chapter 163: Bullying, Jumping Clown
I only drugged her yesterday, and today I was in a hurry to summon her into the palace, although Qin Fang couldn't remember the specific events of last night, but she also understood that the queen mother and the emperor were not over yet.
Yes, along the way, she was thinking about what she might encounter, so she silently followed the eunuch into the palace and came to the queen mother's palace.
"Qing Wang's Mansion Qing Huan, I want to see the Queen Mother." Qin Fang politely begged to see her according to the etiquette in her memory-she didn't want to give someone else a handle to attack at this time.
"Lord Huijun is here, the Sprinkle family will go in and pass it on." The little eunuch standing at the door immediately spoke to her and turned around and entered the hall.
Qin Fang knelt there and waited, but who expected, he waited for more than an hour.
It was nearly noon, and the sun hung in the sky, although it was not as vicious as midsummer, but it was also hot in the sun, and this was the palace, and the shade of the trees could only be seen in the imperial garden, and there was no place to shade her.
So at this moment, Qin Fang was already sweating on his forehead, and the clothes behind him were sticky to his body.
However, she didn't raise her hand to wipe the beads of sweat, just let them drip down one by one, let alone move, she just knelt there without moving.
She knew that this was the queen mother's dismount for her, and she also remembered it, but her reason made her kneel here soberly.
Here, however, the Imperial Palace is one of the most majestic places in the world.
As long as there is a little mistake, it will be magnified for no reason and become an excuse for her to be punished, so she would rather be patient at this time, so as not to succeed in the Queen Mother's calculations. Anyway. Kneeling for a while won't kill anyone. She should be supplemented with calcium.
"How long have you been on your knees?" Behind the door of the hall, the two little eunuchs looked out from the hollow place and whispered words.
"One more moment, two hours."
"Oh my God!" When the little eunuch heard this, he stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes: "I said, my eyes are sour, it turns out that it will take two hours." ”
"We're just staring, people are kneeling!" The other eunuch couldn't help but smack his lips as he spoke: "Tsk." It's really amazing, I was stunned to kneel for so long, I didn't move, I changed it, and I lay down early. ”
"Me too." The eunuch said but shook his head: "Hey, if you want to say that the daughter of the prince is really hard-hearted, and she is kind-hearted, and she has saved a lot of people in Anle Fang, if it weren't for it...... I really want to help her...... It's a pity ......"
"It's a pity that she is the enemy of her master!"
The two eunuchs immediately glanced at each other and pouted helplessly. At this moment, a father-in-law in a brocade robe walked over: "What? Is there any patience to catch her? ”
"Father-in-law Yan, Huijun's main player has not moved since he knelt down."
"What?" Yan Gonggong raised his eyebrows: "How is it possible." It's been two hours. He said that he walked to the door of the palace in person and looked out, and saw that Lord Huijun was really kneeling, and he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
"We've been staring at her for a long time, and she hasn't moved at all, and she hasn't been impatient at all." The other eunuch also spoke softly at this time, and Gonggong Yan's eyebrows frowned and straightened up: "Keep an eye on it!" After saying that, he turned around and entered the inner room of the main hall.
"What? Is she still kneeling there? On the arhat couch in the inner room, Sheng Lanzhu was crooked on the cushion enjoying the beating of the legs of the two palace maids, and her eyes were gloomy.
"Back to the Queen Mother, Lord Huijun is still kneeling there, and the two little ones have been staring, but as a result, she hasn't moved, so the old slave hasn't ...... yet"
"Haven't moved?" Sheng Lanzhu sat up straight: "How is it possible?" ”
"Queen Mother, the old slave didn't lie, what was it like for Lord Hui to kneel down before, and now, what is it."
Sheng Lanzhu's lips pursed, and she turned her head to look at an old lady standing under the pillar of the hall: "Mama Xing, you go and serve the county lord of Xia Hui well." ”
"Yes, Queen Mother." The old lady agreed, and immediately turned around and walked out of the hall, while Sheng Lanzhu kicked away the two palace maids with one foot, waved at them, and immediately they retreated, bowing their heads.
"Go get that, please come here!" After Sheng Lanzhu finished speaking to Gonggong Yan, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the screen in the hall, and Gonggong Yan went out willingly.
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"Yo, isn't this Lord Huijun? Why are you still kneeling here? As soon as Mama Xing came out, she pretended to be surprised and said to Qin Fang, Qin Fang raised her head when she heard the voice, but when she saw the arrival, her brows frowned unconsciously, and then she called out calmly: "Mama Xing." ”
This Mama Xing is an old man next to the Queen Mother, and it is said that Sheng Lanzhu brought it in when she entered the palace that year, because she is her personal and confidant, so she has always been majestic in the palace.
The original owner didn't enter the palace many times, and he bumped into this little palace maid and the little eunuch twice, although the original owner didn't make a sound to bypass it in a low-key manner, but he also understood that this was a troublesome person, and he didn't expect that she had survived the first level, and this one would be the second level.
Sure enough, Mama Xing saw the sweat on Qin Fang's face, and immediately said: "Oh, look at the sweat on this face, such a loss of etiquette, wait for the Queen Mother to wake up, how can you ask to see it!" ”
As she spoke, she took out a handkerchief from her sleeve and was about to wipe it on Qin Fang's face, but Qin Fang was afraid of being hit again, so she hurriedly raised her hand to stop her: "Xiexie Mama Xing is compassionate, I'll just wipe it myself." ”
"Lord Hui, is this disgusting old body?" The smile on Mama Xing's face was immediately accepted, she glanced at Qin Fang with pity, and suddenly coughed up, Qin Fang suddenly felt surprised, but at this time, Mama Xing opened her mouth towards Qin Fang and said, "Bah......"
Spit on the face!
It was unbearable for anyone, and Qin Fang couldn't stand it, so she dodged and stood up without thinking about it.
Mama Xing spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm: "Eh, Lord Hui, you are so bold, who told you to get up?" ”
"Mama Xing, what you say is interesting, if I don't get up, you will spit on me, do you want the Queen Mother to punish you for being disrespectful to the county lord?"
Qin Fang deliberately emphasized the three words of the county lord, these three words, to the queen mother and the emperor. Useless. Deal with an old mamma. It's still a little bit of work.
"Instead of worrying about the old body, the county lord should worry more about himself!" Mama Xing raised her eyebrows and pointed to the ground: "Don't kneel down for me yet." ”
"Get down on your knees?" Qin Fang grabbed the handle and immediately glared: "What are you, you deserve to kneel down with me!" ”
The Queen Mother wants to disgust her, she understands, but when she releases a dog out to bite indiscriminately, she is not happy to accompany her, and the rest are restrained from kneeling here. She might as well have a good seizure so that some people can't continue to pretend to sleep!
Mama Xing was stunned for a moment when Qin Fang suddenly drank like this, and then realized that she had said the wrong thing, but it couldn't be reversed, and when her eyes rolled, she ordered the little eunuch on the side: "What are you still doing in a daze, didn't you hear that Lord Hui was disrespectful to the Queen Mother." Don't let me press down and fight! ”
"Uh......" The little eunuch looked at each other, is Lord Hui disrespectful?
But with Mama Gui's cold eyes, the little eunuch didn't dare to say much. After glancing at Qin Fang, Qi Qi rushed at her. Qin Fang took two steps back, stretched out his hand to shake off the hands of the two, let go, and shouted loudly at Mama Xing.
"I said Mama Xing, I can understand that you are old and dizzy, but you can't just open your mouth and talk nonsense! I knelt here for two hours with the sun on my head, and you still say that I am disrespectful to the Queen Mother? Do you have eyes that go up to the fart/thigh? ”
This sentence is very polite, and even the words are a little out of shape, but Qin Fang doesn't care, she doesn't need to be polite to this kind of dog that comes out to bite indiscriminately!
"You! If you don't have the order of the Queen Mother, you get up without permission, which is disrespectful to the Queen Mother. Xing Niangniang gritted her teeth and yelled back at Qin Fang.
She has been in the palace for more than twenty years, and there are more people who have been abused by her and cursed her, but none of them have scolded her like this!
"Oh, hey, it's really funny, Mama Xing, are you having your head caught by the palace gate?"
"What?" Mama Xing was a little confused when she heard this: her head was caught by the temple door? When did she get clipped?
"I just didn't kneel to you, what? You don't think that a dog next to the Queen Mother can also represent the Queen Mother, right? Qin Fang said and glanced at her with disdain, and almost took a sip on the ground.
"You, you...... You call me a dog. Mama Xing's face turned into the color of pig liver.
"Aren't you the Queen Mother's dog?" Qin Fang stared at her with a serious expression.
"You, you ......" Mama Xing shouldn't be for a while, shouldn't be and shouldn't be, and then raised her hand and threw it at Qin Fang's face in annoyance.
Hitting people, slapping people, maybe this is just an ordinary move, but the people in the palace are all playing tricks in these means.
This Mama Xing's slapping move, but she has been practicing it in the palace all year round, and she doesn't know how many palace maids' faces have been hit with this hand, and one of the times that the original owner once bumped into, he saw her slap down, and half of the palace maid's face was full of blood marks dug out by her fingernails.
Therefore, as soon as Qin Fang saw her raise her hand, she immediately grabbed it, and then threw it away, and said contemptuously: "A slave dares to shout in front of me, Mama Xing, have you forgotten, my Qinghuan is not one of those palace maids who can be manipulated by you, believe it or not, if you dare to beat this slap, I will dare to break your hand." ”
Qin Fang said and deliberately made a gesture of breaking with both hands, and immediately a trace of fear appeared on Mama Xing's face.
Just kidding, above the main hall, Lord Hui took the Sheng family's chopping knife to origami-like play, and broke one of her hands, isn't it easy?
"You, you, you ......" Mama Xing raised her hand and took it back hatefully, then looked left and right angrily, and ran towards the hall as soon as she stomped her feet, while Qin Fang looked at her back and smiled contemptuously: Jumping beam clown.
In fact, Qin Fang shouted to Xing's mother like that, the queen mother heard it clearly in the hall, and her eyes almost burst into flames, and when she saw Xing's mother coming in with tears in her eyes to complain, she immediately glared at her.
"You're really giving the mourning lady a face!" Sheng Lanzhu glanced at Gonggong Yan, who had already come back beside him: "Go, Xuan Qinghuan come in, the mourning family wants to see, after doing such stupid things last night, what face is there to teach the mourning family here!" ”
The Queen Mother sneered as she spoke, sat majestically on the big chair, and waited for Qing Huan to come in. (To be continued......)