Chapter 164: Who Do I Kiss and What Do You Have to Do with You?
As soon as Qin Fang entered the hall, he felt that the atmosphere in the hall was not right.
However, she already knew that the Queen Mother would not let her go, so she was not afraid, smiled indifferently, and knelt down calmly to ask for peace: "The courtiers and daughters are happy to see the Queen Mother, and the mother is a thousand years old." ”
Qin Fang bowed with both hands, prostrate on the ground, and his whole body was lying on the ground, doing a standard job, and once again impeccable.
"Well, excuse me!" The Queen Mother expressed her dissatisfaction in a lazy voice: "Qing Huan, the mourning family took a nap, and I actually listened to you arguing, don't you fall into the same poetry and etiquette teachings, and even boast that you are a leader in everything, so why don't you understand this rule?" ”
Qin Fang, who had just gotten up, sounded confused: when did she claim to be the best? The Queen Mother is too open to come with a buttoned hat, right?
"The Queen Mother laughed, although Qing Huan was taught by the etiquette of the crown princess, but after all, he is a person, this person always has seven emotions and six desires, and when he encounters the kind of person who dares to ruin the reputation of the queen mother, Qing Huan naturally wants to come out to teach a lesson, lest others not know that the queen mother is not strict with your majesty, and let the people around you get angry, it is not good, so I was excited for a while, and my voice was louder, and I hope the queen mother will forgive me!"
"Huh." Seeing Qin Fang say such things with a calm and shallow smile, Sheng Lanzhu felt angry in her heart, but she could only laugh dryly: "In this way, the mourning family still wants you?" ”
"The Queen Mother doesn't have to be polite, of course, if the Queen Mother wants to reward Qing Huan, Qing Huan will be very happy, after all, the Qing Palace's Mansion is lacking in everything now!" Qin Fang said with a seemingly simple smile, and Sheng Lanzhu felt even more breathless.
However, she called Qing Huan to come. It's not just to ask someone to show her color. At that moment, she stared at Qin Fang without saying a word. The atmosphere in the hall froze again.
"Qing Huan, you are guilty!" Suddenly, the Queen Mother got up abruptly and drank a word, and her hand slapped on the armrest of the big chair, and the bracelet on her wrist shook with a loud bang.
The queen mother's sudden frenzy caught everyone in the palace off guard, so all the eunuchs and palace maids knelt down. Even Gonggong Yan knelt down, but Qin Fang stood straight.
"You, why don't you kneel?" Seeing that he suddenly drank it, he didn't scare Lord Hui to kneel, Sheng Lanzhu's eyebrows frowned, and he questioned dissatisfiedly.
"Queen Mother, Qing Huan has already saluted before, and now the Queen Mother is questioning the charges, but the courtiers don't know that they are guilty, why do they kneel?"
"I don't know if I'm guilty? You're so ashamed! Last night, the mourning family set up a lantern feast. Invite the sons and daughters of the princes and ministers of the court to be present, and read that you are the identity of the county lord. I also invited you to come, but as a result, what did you do? ”
Qin Fang pursed her lower lip, and then smiled helplessly: "Last night, the Queen Mother took care of her and rewarded her with a pot of peach blossom brewing, but the wine brewed by the emperor was too delicious, and before you knew it, it seemed that she was drunk, and Zuihou had to leave the table early...... Queen Mother, is this also a crime? ”
Sheng Lanzhu looked at Qin Fang's face full of innocent expressions, and immediately raised her chin: "Of course!" During the banquet, all the guests contributed their skills to add color to the banquet, but you were the only one, and you had to leave halfway, you just didn't take the mourning family in your eyes! ”
"Queen Mother! How can I put you in my eyes, but the courtiers have you in their hearts! You blame the courtiers for not showing their skills, but the courtiers are a person who is disliked by the prince, if she is too publicized in the palace, I'm afraid it's not okay? As for leaving the table halfway, the courtier's drinking power has always been shallow, for fear that she will do something disqualified after getting drunk and make you unhappy, so she begged to leave the table! ”
Qin Fang's words, for the sake of the overall situation and for her sake, Sheng Lanzhu was choked and couldn't have a seizure, and glanced at her hatefully: "What a county lord of Hui who puts the mourning family in his heart and thinks about the mourning family everywhere!" So that's the case! Why do you make a great fuss about the feast, and how much more do you commit adultery at the feast, and make people look down on them? ”
Feast? Sexual immorality?
Qin Fang's eyes widened: Is there such a thing?
Looking at Qin Fang's uncertain eyes, Sheng Lanzhu immediately raised her hand and high-fived her when she was pretending, and Yan's father-in-law, who was kneeling on the ground, got up and went to the side, hugged some paper in an instant, and brought it to Qin Fang.
"Dive into the night with the wind, moisturize things silently."
"You don't see, the mirror is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk"
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Looking at the familiar poems on the paper, but each sentence was completely different font, Qin Fang immediately felt a memory rushing into his head.
There are Monica's images, her cheerful writing, and her disdainful words: "If I really compare, how can I have a place for you!" ”
Yes...... It turns out that I accidentally made a high profile!
Qin Fangxin sighed and smiled helplessly: "Queen Mother, Qing Huan didn't mean to embarrass everyone, in fact, after getting drunk, he was not very sober, maybe he heard something for a while, and he acted a little too excited, right?" ”
"A little? You can really say it! Sheng Lanzhu's eyes burst out with a sharp disdain: "In front of everyone's eyes, you are shameless in your dissolute deeds, so lewd/promiscuous, and shameful to everyone, you don't even have any shame, you really give your parents face!" ”
"Queen Mother!" Listening to Sheng Lanzhu's vicious words blurted out, Qin Fang immediately became a little angry: "The courtiers don't understand what the Queen Mother is talking about!" ”
She knew that the Queen Mother would find fault, but she didn't expect the Queen Mother to give her the name of lewdness/promiscuity, but this is not the point, the point is that she can tolerate the Queen Mother's behavior of finding fault, but if it comes to the Qing family, she doesn't want to bear it at all.
Because, she is the only one in the current Qingwang Mansion, who is this for? Not the Queen Mother yet!
And on the wall that will be baptized by the sun every day, the iron-clad military horses are so high-spirited!
Where the iron hoof is tread, it must be the land!
Only this part of the family's arrogance cannot be trampled on like this!
"Don't understand?" Sheng Lanzhu said with a fierce face: "You are on top of the water pavilion, you threw the distinguished guest of Gongzi Cang to the ground, and Tian shamelessly pressed himself without saying anything, and kissed wantonly, right?" You're going to tell the mourners again. It's you who get drunk. Not very sober? ”
"What?" At this time, Qin Fang's eyes were like copper bells.
Will I pounce on Cangyun? Press-down? Also, kisses?
This, how is this possible?
Qin Fang's eyes rolled wildly, but this time there was not as much memory in her head as before, and a memory vaguely popped up to make up for her, and just when she was stunned, the Queen Mother raised her hand and pointed at Qin Fang.
"Qin Fang, you are promiscuous. Bad for my reputation as a state of etiquette in Nanzhao, do you still want to say that you are not guilty? Come! Drag me out, and hit me twenty times with a staff before your temple! ”
Sheng Lanzhu gave an order, and immediately the little eunuchs in the hall got up one after another, and they were about to drag Qin Fang out, and they dragged Qin Fang's arm to pull out a distance of one meter, Qin Fang's hands flicked over, and the two eunuchs staggered and fell to the side.
"Qing Huan, do you dare to be disobedient?" Sheng Lanzhu immediately raised her voice. It was as if he wanted to find the guards in front of the palace to come in, but Qin Fang bowed towards Sheng Lanzhu at this time: "The Queen Mother misunderstood." Qing Huan didn't dare to be disobedient, but she just felt that the Queen Mother's crime was a little inappropriate. ”
"What? Do you dare to question the mourning family? Sheng Lanzhu was angry, and her face suddenly turned blue.
She is the queen mother, since the queen, what she said is Yizhi, and when she reaches the position of the queen mother, it is even more so, although she cannot send troops to participate in political affairs, but no one dares to question whether she can deal with right and wrong, and determine the result of the crime or something.
But today, Qing Huan, the girl who still has a remnant of the Qing family, actually questioned her decision, or questioned it in person, how could she not be angry?
"Queen Mother, the courtier's maiden was drunk for a while at the water pavilion banquet, it is true, but it is not intentional, according to the punishment on "Female F Fan", it should be punished in the palace for ten days, and it can't reach the point of walking in front of the palace, right? What's more, it's still as many as twenty. ”
Just kidding, the staff used in front of the palace is the kind of spine staff with a protrusion like a keel, and if you hit it hard, you can hurt your spine or shatter your hip bone, so that you will be paralyzed and become a wasted person from now on.
Even if you don't fight according to your disability, if you go down with ten canes, your skin will be opened, your bones will be cracked, and you won't have a three-month or five-month conditioning to take care of, don't think about getting out of bed.
And this one, one mouth is twenty rods, so don't you want to beat her into a life and can't take care of herself?
If Qin Fang, who has seen Mingzhu receiving a cane, still fights back for self-preservation, then if he doesn't do it today, he will have to become a vegetative person.
Because of this, she immediately chose to fight back, and the best reference is "Female Fan", which is the restriction law of the norms of women's behavior in the palace of Shijie, not only has detailed regulations to list the standards, but also about the punishments that can be obtained after violating various laws.
And the original owner had been taught by the crown princess, and he had already memorized this "Female Fan" so well that it was enough to memorize it backwards, so at that moment, Qin Fang could rely on him to question.
"Ten days of confinement? Are you kidding? Sheng Lanzhu glared at Qin Fang: "The mourning family has been in the palace for more than 20 years, and the book "Female Fan" has long been familiar with it: those who are lewd/disturbing the palace, twenty times before the palace!" Take a good look! ”
When the Queen Mother said this, Mama Xing immediately got up and looked for it in the elevated shelf on the side, and when she was young, she came to Qin Fang with a scroll of books, glanced at her fiercely, and opened it: "Lord Huijun, you can read carefully, what the Queen Mother said is word for word!" ”
Qin Fang glanced at her, and his eyes fell on the Queen Mother Sheng Lanzhu.
"The queen mother, the courtiers are not concubines in the palace, the second is not the maids in the palace, and they are not palace people at all.
Qin Fang's series of words that were not in a hurry or annoyance, what made Sheng Lanzhu angry was that after smashing his fist on the armrest, he stood up suddenly: "Don't be ashamed!" After doing such an ugly thing, there is still a face to make up words and quibbles here, Qing Huan, Qing Huan, whether it is a palace or not, we don't care for the time being, but you are above the water pavilion, how should you say that you are so profligate and promiscuous to Canggongzi? ”
"Adultery/promiscuity refers to the indulgence of the bed-to-bed relationship, more than the fornication of others, I and the prince of Cang are in love, mutual affection first, after getting drunk, for a while, from time to time around is the water pavilion, according to the feelings of the heart, the kiss of love, how can it be regarded as fornication/promiscuity?"
"What?" Sheng Lanzhu was stunned, while Qin Fang tilted her head and looked at her: "But then again, the courtiers just kissed the person they liked, do you have to take care of this?" (To be continued......)