[637] Lean Milk League
Gong Caicai not only plays idiom solitaire with ease, but also seems to intend to let me, the next family, meet better Chinese characters.
Although the word "hatred" in "hatred and hatred" is not easy to accept, we allow homophones, and it is much easier to replace them with "sorrow".
"Gloomy clouds." I received it, and because the ghost card was with Pooh, I drew one from Gong Caicai's hand.
"See the flowers in the fog!" Xiaoqin finally took the right one, and she was very proud of the way I complimented her.
I nodded at her, in fact, if I said "gloomy clouds" when I continued, Xiaoqin might not be able to think of "indifferent Mingzhi", so she had to "mourn lightly".
"Spending money is going down...... No! Under the moon before the flower! "Pooh was so careless that he almost made a mistake.
"Lower Riba Man." Gong Caicai was in an atmosphere as if learning, and her breathing gradually stabilized.
"Human-faced beast heart." I received.
"Ruthless and vicious." Xiaoqin is very suitable for me.
Pooh shook his head: "Poisonous as a jackal, tiger and leopard, he died of illness, and there is no place to bury him......"
I'm rubbing, which cross talk did you hear this set from! It's a lot of joy, but please say the idiom! Please say the four-character idiom!
"Then 'Viper and Beast'!" Pooh sadly corrected him.
"Beast, beast nature, big hair......" Gong Caicai was a little hesitant to receive it because this word was very yellow and violent to her.
"Smear the walls!" I laughed twice because no one could tell me I was using the word "dung".
"Rapist, Winnie......" Xiaoqin received with malice.
"Four-character idiom!" I reminded with a straight face.
Xiaoqin racked her brains and couldn't say it, Gong Caicai wanted to remind her, but she didn't dare to say it.
As a result, this game drew ghost cards, and Xiaoqin lost.
The next thing is naturally to play the brain, Pooh learned from me to play Gong Caicai, deliberately did not play Xiao Qin, Gong Caicai did not dare to play, and let me replace.
So I said to Xiaoqin: "Then I'll work a little harder, count the number of shares between me and Gong Caicai, and treat it twice at a time!" ”
Xiaoqin made a nymphomaniac face at me, "Please, please feel free!" Please push harder! A little harder! ”
I was very dissatisfied with the H appearance she deliberately pretended, so I really used a little force to make Xiaoqin tremble.
It's not too much to teach a lesson because my sister is too H, right?
"Mmmm...... Xiao Qin covered her forehead and groaned, "Ye Lin is so hard, people won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow......"
"It doesn't matter, right?" Gong Caicai thought that Xiaoqin was really injured, "Such as、If it's really uncomfortable, it's better to go to bed early......"
Gong Caicai didn't seem to understand the implication of Xiaoqin's "I can't get out of bed tomorrow", she was really a blank slate.
It's unfair! weishenme, I don't have such a pure sister as Gong Caicai! weishenme, whether it's a righteous sister or a real sister, they're all so H, they all think about pushing me down every day and doing discordant things with me!
"You don't need to care about me!" Xiaoqin put her hand down from her forehead and said fiercely to Gong Caicai, "If you are really a good person, hand over the secret recipe to make your breasts bigger!" ”
"This is absolutely natural and pollution-free, there is no secret recipe~~" Pooh persuaded Xiao Qin while unscrupulously patting Gong Caicai's chest.
After being eaten several times by Pooh, Gong got up from the cushion and asked me, "Well, I've wanted to go to the bathroom since just now, is that okay?" ”
Don't be so formal! Could it be that the squad leader just told Obama to tell me if he wants to go to the bathroom, so if you want to go to the toilet, ask me for leave? Why do you put yourself in the same class as Obama!
Wait a minute, strictly speaking, in Obama's eyes, I'm afraid Gong Caicai's class is not as good as himself, because just a few howls can scare the other party into crying! Gong Caicai, you are such a failure! How can you be as white and beautiful as a dog!
"You can go," I waved my hand, "you don't need to ask me for leave for this kind of thing, just talk to everyone." ”
"Thanks, xiexie!" Gong Caicai carefully stepped forward.
At this time, Xiaoqin noticed a pair of cloth slippers in the shape of a white rabbit that Gong Caicai was wearing.
"Ahh The rabbit was trampled to death by you! Xiaoqin pointed to Gong Caicai's slippers and said.
"Rabbit, rabbit is not dead!" Gong Caicai stopped as if she had been stung by a bee.
"Still saying you're not dead? The rabbits have been trampled by you! "Xiao Qin dared to win his own Gong Caicai in the ghost card, and used a heart-to-heart battle.
Gong Caicai showed a very worried expression, squatting down to stroke her cloth slippers, as if they were really two living little white rabbits.
"What are you touching when you're dead?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Because your boobs are too big, you crushed the little white rabbit to death......"
"Woo~~ The little white rabbit is not dead, it is really not dead......"
This is the stupidest and most childish reason I've ever seen to cry, but I can't blame Gong Caicai for being too kind.
Although Xiaoqin was in a bad mood because of Pooh's reversal of my deference, I felt that it was too much to put her resentment on the innocent Gong Caicai.
"Don't worry! All the little white rabbits who come to apply for the job of slippers are warriors and white rabbits who can carry the crown! I comforted Gong Caicai and said, "They won't be trampled to death by you!" Hurry up and go to the bathroom! ”
My nonsense was immediately accepted by Gong Caicai, and she calmed down, pushed the door and walked out.
During the time when Gong Caicai was waiting for Gong Caicai to return, the remaining three of us continued to play "Idiom Solitaire Draw Ghosts", and Xiaoqin actually lost again.
"Nasty! Don't play anymore! Xiaoqin threw the playing cards in her hand on the floor, "It must be that the squad leader knows that I am not good at idiom solitaire, so he deliberately came up with an idea to frame me!" Damn the female number two! She will definitely be abandoned by the male protagonist and be lonely for the rest of her life! ”
"Don't curse people!" I criticized Xiaoqin and said, "The squad leader didn't offend you." ”
"There it is!" Xiao Qin suddenly had an idea, pointed at Obama's nose and said, "Let him play ghost cards with us too!" It won't be me who loses that way! ”
Let the dogs play poker too? Although Obama has a very unnatural IQ as a dog, he is a bit reluctant to play poker, right? But maybe it will work, and you can have the upper house lay the playing cards on the ground, and Obama's front paws touch whichever is the first.
"Let Obama be my next home!" Xiaoqin said loudly, "Then, it also has to follow the rules and perform idiom solitaire!" ”
Where's your festival? Do you want to use a dog as a backrest for victory? If Obama could talk, it wouldn't have to crouch here! If you go on a tour to give a speech, there will be more people than the President of the United States!
"Why don't you just stop playing," I said as I cleaned up the poker on the floor, "it's not too early, you two can go wash up......
In the middle of the conversation, someone pushed open the door and revealed half of her body and shawl hair, but it was Zhuang Ni who came to find the squad leader.
"Haven't you come back yet?" Zhuang Ni, who had serious dark circles, swept the two beds in the room, then kicked off her slippers and lay down on the bed on the left.
"The sheets are so neatly made, it's definitely the squad leader's bed." Juanny sniffed the scent on the pillow and said, "I recognize the smell of this shampoo." ”
In fact, you only have to look at the foot of which bed Obama is tied to know which bed is the class leader.
Obama did not show any of the qualities of a loyal dog to Johnny who climbed the captain's bed without permission, and did not even dare to do the routine behavior of sticking out his tongue to beg for food.
If you feel that if you make the other person angry, will you be brutally killed with a utility knife?
"Don't be afraid," Johnny said to Obama, who was shivering under the bed, lying on her back on her back, "I won't kill you with my own hands, you're a male dog, and I must wear gloves when I kill you, or hire someone else......
"However, I may not pity the feathers of some particularly obnoxious male dogs......"
Is it an insinuation against me? Also used the allusion "the swan who pities its feathers"? Don't feel good about yourself! You black swan! You're black all over! You don't have any significant color change when you get my blood!
And the angle at which you lie on the bed...... Just in time for me to see your two long legs tightly wrapped in black stockings! Although I know you didn't mean to seduce me, the thin and well-proportioned legs, paired with translucent, shiny black silk stockings, really make men look twice!
"Strategist, are you here?" Qin greeted her allies, and then glared at Pooh narrowly, as if to say, "The one with small breasts is the one who can be trusted!" ”
Xiong Yaoyue didn't like Zhuang Ni very much, so she untied Obama's dog leash at the foot of the bed, pulled Obama back a step, and sat on Gong Caicai's bed.
"You're drawing ghost cards...... Zhuang Ni said gloomily, "Drawing ghost cards is a legendary ghost catching ritual held in ancient Europe to seal the devil, and it gradually evolved into a game. ”
As I was packing up the cards, I happened to grab the half deck of cards that Xiaoqin had thrown away, and it contained a ghost card.
Zhuang Ni continued to explain with malice: "'Joker' is the fifty-third card of the playing cards, the loneliest and weirdest imp, people say: 'Draw the ghost card' If you don't play the game to the end of the game, and it ends halfway, the ghost in the ghost card will be resurrected, and you will go to the person who holds it......"
Don't tell me ghost stories in such a horrible tone! Will the little ghost come to me tonight, or will he go to Xiaoqin!
So I took the "clown" out of its own pocket, fed it to Obama as food, and let it hold it in its mouth.
Anyway, Chinese folklore, black dog blood is the most evil spirit, although Obama is black and white, but it can barely be regarded as a black dog, the little ghost should not cause any harm to it, right?
"Do you really want to do that tonight?" Xiaoqin squatted at the head of the bed, talking to Zhuang Nimi about something.
Juanny stretched out one of her sickly white arms, plucking something in the air that seemed to be something that only she could see.
"In short, if you miss the opportunity, it will be difficult to appear again," Zhuang Ni's two feet in stockings changed to an overlapping way, "If you are not decisive, you will get nothing." ”
I always feel that tonight will not be very peaceful.