Father-in-law Cao didn't go back to the hotel that night, he was afraid of being repaired by the loudspeaker or me, so he actually found the small house of the flower planter at the foot of the mountain and borrowed the night from Uncle Zhang. Uncle Zhang, who loves money like life, heard that Gonggong Cao was willing to pay the line, so he happily responded to him.

Of course, I didn't know until the next day.

That night, I just received a text message from Cao's father-in-law out of nowhere, "Master, I have a greeting for you", knowing that he was not killed by the loudspeaker, and then I put Obama in Cao's bed and prepared to go to bed.

Speaking of which, the conditions of the hotel attached to the special education school are indeed not very good, there is no air conditioning on a hot day, and only a half-large electric fan on the table can relieve the heat a little.

I turned the fan on the highest setting, then covered my cold-prone navel with a towel, and lay on my back on the single bed, unable to sleep for a while.

It is said that "Ji Sichen, dog vigil, but Obama can fall asleep as soon as he touches the bed, and he makes a lot of snoring and grinding sounds."

Eating too much, right? According to Amy, Obama eats too much and makes all kinds of noises at night like an uncle, and he is usually quite quiet, otherwise Amy would not allow the dog to sleep under his bed.

Under Obama's influence, it was close to two o'clock in the morning and I hadn't fallen asleep.

That's not going to work! If I don't have a good night's rest, how can I help the class carry things tomorrow for the second climb? As a member of the safety committee, if a student is in danger, how can I respond in time?

What's more, what if the $500,000 blue flash butterfly lands on Qin's straw hat again, and I can't catch it because of lack of sleep?

It's enough to make me vomit blood if I fly once, and if I do it again, I'll have to burp on the spot, right?

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard someone knock on the door of his room.

"Ye Lin, can I come in?"

Celery's very energetic voice.

"Can't!" I warily refused, "In the middle of the night, you don't sleep in the same room with Pooh, what are you doing with me!" ”

"But, Pooh grinds her teeth so hard that I can't sleep......"

Damn, Pooh, your tiger teeth are so sharp, you still have to grind, are you planning to evolve into a wild animal?

Moreover, Amy and Pooh slept in the same bed, and they didn't hear Amy complain about Pooh grinding her teeth? Could it be that Pooh, like Obama, eats too much to make this kind of move?

Then I should have thrown Obama into Pooh's room, and let Qin and I, the two noise-tormented victims, sleep in the same room!

As soon as this thought came to mind, it was immediately denied.

If I let Xiaoqin sleep in a room with me, I won't even want to sleep quietly! Xiaoqin, she was stimulated by Pooh's reverse push me, what if she came up and pushed me back!

Even if nothing really happened between us, my room was directly across from the squad leader's room! Tomorrow morning, the squad leader will feel when he sees me and Xiaoqin walking out together! That's not something that can be explained by "brother and sister have a good relationship"!

"You go back," I said, "and if you can't do it, make two earplugs out of toilet paper." ”

"However, they made a special trip to give Ye Lin a gift......"

Xiaoqin said very aggrievedly.

"What gifts? Yourself? If you want to give a gift, can't you wait until it is daylight? ”

"Hmph, don't forget it, classmate Ye Lin." Xiao Qin rarely put up a score in front of me, "Anyway, I like this Swiss Army Knife a lot, so let's keep it for future generations!" ”

Huh? Swiss Army Knife? Is it the black 111mm "Commander" Swiss Army Knife that Brother Melancholy gave me?

The Swiss Army knife contained a light, a cork drill, a corkscrew, a can opener, a taper, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, and a toothpick...... Because it is a Transformer in another sense, it was snatched away by Xiaoqin, and it was snatched away like Optimus Prime!

Suddenly you want to give it back to me? What was Celery's idea?

I thought that the Commander Swiss Army Knife would be with Optimus Prime, and only after my father and Aunt Ren got married, and Xiaoqin and I became a family and lived together, it would be possible for me to find out! Was he released early?

As if I had drunk a whole can of coffee, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep at all, so I hurriedly put on a big shorts over my boxers and opened the door for Xiaoqin topless.

"Ahh Ye Lin didn't have any clothes! Qin covered her eyes and screamed softly, but peeked through her fingers at the muscles of my upper body.

I was afraid that her voice would wake up the squad leader and Gong Caicai in the opposite room, so I quickly pulled her into the room, if I was seen by others, my actions at this time would be quite suspicious.

In the middle of the night, he was naked, and he couldn't wait to pull the female classmate into the room where he lived alone, if nothing bad happened, Uncle Zhang wouldn't believe it.

And even though there was a dog in the room, it couldn't give us a testimony.

By the way, the situation in the room now is exactly the following: dog, male, female.

Anyway, I don't want to make a loud noise to wake up the hearing leader, and I'm going to have a quick fight with Celery (please don't think about it), retrieve the Centurion's Swiss Army Knife as soon as possible, and drive her back to her room.

Xiao Qin, who was wearing a white dress, walked in with small steps, holding a cloth bag in her right hand, and looked so heavy that she dubbed herself as she walked.

"Hey, hey"

Don't pretend! Although you have been at home for three years, your muscles and endurance have been weakened to a certain extent, but even if there is a shot put in that bag, you will not have to work so hard! Isn't it the lead ball, but the denser antimatter!

When Qin came in, she put a heavy cloth bag on the ground, and Obama didn't respond.

I think even if this husky is captured by the dog meat restaurant and boiled in a pot, it will not be discovered until it is almost open.

"Oops! I've cooked it! ”

Definitely that kind of development.

Of course, when Amy finds out who cooked and ate her dog, she will definitely take revenge, and maybe she will use the ancient torture instrument "cannon branding" to torture these people.

After Amy listened to me tell some stories about "Fengshen Bang", she felt that Daji was very creative, and it was a pity that Jiang Ziya, an old immortal, was cleaned up.

I thought that Xiaoqin would make some conditions before returning the Centurion Swiss Army Knife to me, but she simply took out a long, black object from the cloth bag and held it up to me with both hands.

"Ye Lin, this is originally your thing, please take it now......"

The gaze looked sincere, not like it had done anything.

The black hilt is inlaid with a shield-shaped cross, and under the faint moonlight through the curtains, it glows with a metallic streamer, which is by no means a sanitary napkin can be impersonated.

Last time, Xiaoqin replaced the box with a sanitary napkin box with a robot toy, and let me carry it all the way on the subway, which really hurt me!

I grabbed the Swiss Army knife in my hands as fast as lightning and checked it over and over again.

It's genuine, it's not dropped, it's not missing any parts, the small flashlight at the top can still be used, and there's still power in the battery.

I'm ecstatic, although Big Brother Optimus Prime hasn't come back yet, but the Commander Swiss Army Knife has returned to me first, which is worth 30% of the joy of Big Brother Optimus Prime's return, and this is a very good sign, indicating that Xiaoqin's conscience has found out and started to return what he stole from me before.

"That, classmate Ye Lin...... "Xiaoqin, who was stunned when I took the Swiss Army knife from my hand, bent down and took something out of the cloth pocket.

It is a 1,500 ml bottle of mineral water, which is three times the amount of a regular bottle, and it contains a strange liquid with purple bars.

"What is this?" I asked.

"Spring, Spring,

Xiaoqin replied nervously.

Your sister's! I can't wait until tomorrow morning, I ran to the mountainside of Cuisong Mountain in the middle of the night, picked a lot of purple berries and squeezed them into juice, and put them in a mineral water bottle and brought them?

With such a large amount, if it really works, I will die of exhaustion if I drink it! Celery, you're going to be treated like hell too!

"It's useless to have only berries," I said a little humbly, "and even if you don't add the meat and vegetables you barbecue, you should add beer, which is probably the most important ingredient......

"There's beer in there." Xiaoqin bit her lip and said, "Xu Lijun bought it for me." ”

"Huh? Do you dare to talk to a guy? I asked differently, but Xiaoqin didn't answer me, and lowered her head to confuse it.

The excitement of reclaiming the Centurion's Swiss Army Knife has reduced my ability to reason logically.

Even if Xiaoqin needs beer, she can hand a small note for Grandpa Cao to buy, and if she can't find Grandpa Cao, there is no big problem for her to buy it herself.

She still didn't dare to talk to other men of her age, so it was impossible to ask Xu Lijun to help buy beer.

Later, I learned that Xu Lijun was threatened by Zhuang Ni, so he risked being caught by the squad leader to buy beer and bring it back to Zhuang Ni, and Zhuang Ni handed it over to Xiaoqin.

The liquid in the mineral water bottle is all beer!

The purple color that I mistook for came from a purple berry was the food coloring that Juanny put in!

Xiaoqin just listened to Zhuang Ni's idea and wanted to get me drunk!

When I'm drunk, I'll become a good person, and Xiaoqin can do whatever she wants with me!

I'm still worried that the squad leader will hear the voice, but I don't know that Zhuang Ni has done her hands and feet in the disposable paper cup in the squad leader's room, and now the squad leader and Gong Caicai have slept under the effect of an appropriate amount of sleeping pills!

Zhuang Ni is planning to attack the squad leader at night! At the same time, he also encouraged Xiaoqin to attack me at night! I want both sides to "cook raw rice" at the same time!

Just half an hour ago, Xiaoqin was ordered to enter the squad leader's room through the window, and confirmed that the squad leader and Gong Caicai were asleep, even if she sang out-of-tune nursery rhymes in their ears, she was not woken up.

Xiaoqin always felt that only sleeping pills were not safe, in case Zhuang Ni attacked the squad leader at night, the squad leader woke up, wouldn't Zhuang Ni, who was not as strong as the squad leader, be pushed away immediately?

So Xiaoqin took out the climbing rope in the squad leader's backpack and tied the sleeping squad leader firmly to the bed.

In order to completely avoid future troubles, a handkerchief was also plugged into the squad leader's mouth.

The squad leader frowned a little bitterly in his sleep, but did not wake up under the effect of sleeping pills.

"Haha, in this way, you can have a lover and finally become a family!"

At this time, I didn't know that Xiaoqin had done that kind of thing, and I was still hesitating whether to shiyan this bottle of "aphrodisiac" in front of Xiaoqin.