Chapter 112: Brother Baozi vs. Chengguan (2)
It is said that he happily drove three wheels, jumped up, like a land dragon, and went straight over the car in front of him, and got out of the encirclement of the group of chengguan in ten years!
"Oh my god!" When the pedestrians who were watching from afar saw this scene, they immediately lost their voices and exclaimed, and one of them exclaimed in disbelief, "Oh my God! It's not going to be a movie, is it? ”
This shocking leap of happiness suddenly shocked everyone present, and they all held their breath and stared at the scene in front of them with wide eyes.
"Oh my God! He must have springs on his feet, right?! ”
"Hurry, hurry! Did you take a picture of what you just saw?! ”
Everyone shouted excitedly and asked.
"Filmed!" A young man suddenly exclaimed excitedly, he raised his phone in his hand and exclaimed, "I took a picture!" ”
"Huh? Send to me! Brother, hurry up and send it to me, I turned on Bluetooth, and the name is 'I am Li Gang'! A young man on the side said immediately.
"And me! And me! The crowd shouted.
"Good, good! All of them are available, and no one will be missing! ”
The crowd of onlookers was excited, and even those urban managers were dumbfounded, and they forgot what to do for a while.
Seeing happily pedaling the tricycle for more than ten meters away, Brother Kai finally came back to his senses and slapped the driver next to him on the back of the head: "|! Why are you still stunned, don't chase it yet! ”
"Ahh The driver was caught off guard and was hit hard, and suddenly screamed in pain, tilted his head and subconsciously wanted to scold, but immediately realized that it was Kai Ge who hit him, and then closed his mouth, covered his head and ran towards Xingxing.
The rest of the chengguan glanced at the driver brother with a sympathetic face, hey, whoever asked him to stand by Brother Kai's side was considered unlucky! After a second of silence for him, they all ran out of the city in unison.
"You fools! Give me back! "I saw them running out of the city desperately. Brother Kai's anger did not dissipate at all, but became even more annoyed, "Can you two dog legs outrun his three wheels?" Don't hurry up and get on the bus! ”
"Huh? Yes! Be! Brother Kai's angry shout suddenly woke up all the chengguan. They immediately came to their senses, quickly stopped their galloping, turned around, and jumped into the car.
Wait until the chengguan hop on the car. When he twisted the key, Happy had already ridden a hundred meters away.
Seeing this scene, Brother Kai suddenly became anxious: "Damn! Hurry up and chase me! ”
But the car under the seat seemed to be intent on getting along with Kaige, "Stuck and ......" With the sound of the engine, there was no sign of the car starting.
"What's wrong again?" Seeing the driver's bitter face looking at him, Kai Ge's face instantly turned black. "Don't tell me I'm out of gas again!"
"I ...... I don't know what's going on! The hard-pressed driver was so anxious that he was about to cry, "This car is just so good, why can't it start all of a sudden?" ”
"Holy shit! I don't care what's going on with you, don't you hurry up and get me started! Kai Ge roared angrily, and he looked eagerly in the direction where Happy was.
After waiting for so many years on this cold day, I finally waited for this bastard, do you still have to watch the other party slip away from under your nose?!
"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" With a few exhaust roars, the rest of the chengguan cars had already started and rushed towards Happy with a roar.
I saw that the urban management cars in front of me had started. Brother Kai's dark face finally eased a little. He pulled the driver's collar over the side who was looking at the dashboard, ignored the spit splashing everywhere in his mouth, and said viciously: "I warn you, hurry up and get this broken car for me, otherwise, even if you are my cousin's boyfriend." You're welcome! ”…,
"I ...... I know it! The driver was sprayed all over his face by Brother Kai, but he didn't dare to wipe it at all. For fear that it would irritate Brother Kai who was angry, as for the several chengguan team members sitting in the back seat, they shrank back without saying a word. Don't dare to make any moves.
"What are you doing sitting stupidly? Don't get out of the car and chase after it! Kai Ge was furious, and turned his head to the three chengguan team members in the back seat and roared angrily.
"Yes, yes, yes!" The three chengguan team members complained bitterly in their hearts, the person who called himself on the bus was Brother Kai, and now the person who scolded himself for talking nonsense was still Brother Kai, and the errand was not easy to do! But they didn't dare to complain, nodded their heads busily, and then opened the car door and got out of the car.
A cold wind whistled by, and they shrank their heads, and after a burst of grinning pain, they ran wildly in the direction of happiness against the wind.
Now that he knows that the other party is deliberately here to find fault, Happy doesn't plan to be polite anymore, and he must teach them a lesson today.
Therefore, after pulling a little distance from the other party, Happy slowed down the intensity of the pedaling and slowly drew a figure-eight circle on the edge of the field.
"What is this man doing? finally ran out of the encirclement of the chengguan, and actually went around in a circle? ”
"What's going on? What is he going to do? ”
"Ha Lu Ha! This brother is awesome! He's despising those chengguans, right?! ”
In the eyes of everyone, Happy was more like a provocation.
"Boom! Rumble! Rumble! After riding forward for a while, Happy heard the roar of a car not far away, and immediately knew that the other party was chasing after him.
"Hey! Hurry up and stop, you don't want to escape......" Several chengguan law enforcement vehicles quickly leaned towards Xingxing, one chengguan opened the window, opened his mouth and just wanted to shout a few words to Xingxing, but he felt a cold wind like countless blades rushing towards his face, and he was suddenly blown back into the car.
Happy turned his head, and made an international gesture of contempt to the other party - the middle finger, and his face showed a provocative look, and then stepped on the pedal, quickly distanced himself from the several chengguan law enforcement vehicles, and then took the three chengguan cars in a circle in the TV station square.
When agreeing on the action plan before, Kai Ge mentioned to all the chengguan team members that the speed of the other party's tricycle was very fast, no less than the top speed of the car, but except for the chengguan who had experienced the chase battle at the beginning, everyone actually didn't believe it at all.
Can a tricycle be faster than a car? That's, isn't it?
They are more inclined to think that Kai Ge is making excuses in order to chase down lost people.
But at this moment, the chengguan in these law enforcement vehicles have to admit that what Brother Kai said at the beginning was not an exaggeration at all!
Three chengguan cars were roaring and chasing a tricycle, but no matter how the drivers stepped on the accelerator and accelerated, they could never catch up with the three-wheeled vehicle in front of them!
"Oh. Oh, my God! Tricycles beat cars?! In the square, some onlookers did not let out bursts of exclamation, this is not the first time they have lost their voices.
"Oh. Oh, my God! This dude is a! Some even worshipped, "Shenma Schumacher, Shenma Vettel, and Patton, in front of this buddy, they are all scum!" ”
The crowd exclaimed. While holding his breath, his eyes stared at the scene in front of him, and he didn't dare to blink his eyes, for fear that he would miss the wonderful scene.
And those chengguan who were in it were depressed, and the dignified chengguan was tricked to such an extent by a steamed bun seller. Not to mention how aggrieved this is!
"I'm rubbing! It's really evil! One of the chengguan drivers shouted, "Brother Kai, what are we going to do?" ”
"Bastard! A bunch of rubbish! Kai Ge held the walkie-talkie he picked up from under the seat, watched the cars being teased by a tricycle from a distance, and said angrily, "Who told you to follow his ass all the time, split two cars and go around to wrap him up!" ”…,
"That's right!" When the three chengguan drivers heard this, they immediately woke up as if they had just woken up from a dream. After a brief agreement. The two chengguan cars immediately broke away from the team, made a big circle, and surrounded Xingxing from other directions.
Facing the other party's three bread clips, Happy looked unconcerned, and continued to run in circles around the square with a chengguan car.
The other two chengguan law enforcement vehicles quickly bypassed the large circle and completed a detour of the square. Came to the happy front, and then twisted the steering wheel. Steering the car towards the Happy Bag.
"Oops! Now it's happening! The onlookers suddenly became nervous, "He's going to be surrounded!" ”
"Good! Surround him! "I saw this scene from afar. Kai Ge suddenly screamed excitedly, and jumped up from his seat at once, so excited that he forgot that he was in the carriage at this time, and his huge head hit the roof of the car at once.
"Boom!" Kai Ge only felt a burst of Venus popping up in front of him, and his whole head fell into chaos.
At this moment, all I could hear was "Boom, boom!" There was a sound of the engine starting, and the car started at this time!
"Ha Lu Ha! Brother Kai, it's started! The car is up! The driver's brother Ha Lu Ha Da said with a smile.
Brother Kai gave the other party a back of the head and roared angrily: "Call your sister!" Don't hurry up and rush over to me! ”
The driver slapped the back of the head, immediately closed his mouth, and stepped on the accelerator, and the whole car suddenly roared out of the air.
This time, Kai Ge learned to be obedient, and his body was firmly leaning on the seat, so his head did not hit the seat like the previous few times.
"Quick! Hurry! Brother Kai's eyes were staring at the tricycle that was surrounded in the distance, and his face showed a hint of hideousness: "Damn! I'll see how you bastard runs this time! ”
Seeing the two chengguan cars in front of him rushing towards him, Happy did not slow down, but stepped on the pedal hard and sped up.
The entire three-wheeled car shot away like an arrow from the string, and suddenly distanced itself from the car behind it.
"You bastard! How could he still have so much strength?! He looked up at the front, and suddenly found that the direction in which Happy was speeding up was the direction in which his companions were coming, and he was suddenly surprised, "What is he going to do?" ”
The two chengguan cars involved in the bag clamp have also discovered this situation, and they were all stunned, what is the other party going to do?
Seeing the vehicles on both sides getting closer and closer, they couldn't help but panic a little, the current speed has reached eighty yards per hour, plus the speed of the other party, it adds up to more than one hundred and fifty yards, if this collides together, even a tank will have to be crippled, not to mention a few thin-skinned cars made by the island?!
"Bastard! Hurry up and park! When the two sides gathered more than 100 meters, the chengguan driver was the first to panic, and the two drivers stepped on the brakes in unison.
"Squeak!" With a screeching sound of brakes, the two cars continued to slide forward under the action of inertia, marking four black marks on the road, and the air was filled with a pungent smell of burnt rubber.
But by this time it was already a little late to brake, and the speed of the three wheels that he was happily driving far exceeded the opponent's speed of 80 yards!
In one breath, they are already close to each other!
"Ahh No! Through the window, the chengguan team members in a chengguan car saw that the incredibly fast tricycle had arrived in front of them, and immediately showed a look of horror, and the timid closed their eyes even more.
"Whew!" A sound of tearing the air exploded overhead, and after a long time, those chengguan never waited for the imaginary impact, and suddenly opened their eyes in confusion, only to find that there was nothing in front of them! …,
"What about the tricycle?" Several chengguan looked at each other suspiciously, and suddenly found that the faces of the other party showed a look of happiness for the rest of their lives.
"He's in the back!" A city manager looked around and suddenly found traces of a tricycle! In the blink of an eye, the tricycle had already arrived behind him!
"How did he get there?" The chengguan driver suddenly asked, "I obviously saw that he was rushing towards me." ”
"He's flying over your heads!" A voice suddenly came from the walkie-talkie, and in another chengguan car involved in the bag, a chengguan held the walkie-talkie, and his face was full of horror, "He seems to have wings and flies over!" ”
"Ahh Did you see that? See? He can fly! He can fly! The people around the square really witnessed this thrilling scene, and when they saw Happy flying straight over the tricycle on a tricycle, jumping out like a rocket in the air, they immediately went crazy, "Oh! Oh, my God! It's so exciting! ”
He ...... Is he really human? Those chengguan were confused, and they were stunned for a while, and their hearts were full of fear of the unknown.
In their eyes, happiness has been equated with non-humans.
We're just a bunch of unnumbered city managers, not Ultraman, and we can't fight non-human monsters!
"Why are you stupid? People are running away! Why don't you chase it yet?! Kai Ge saw that Happy had escaped from the encirclement again, and roared again.
But there was no sound on the other end of the intercom.
"Rubbish!" Kai Ge roared angrily and smashed the walkie-talkie to the ground, and the walkie-talkie finally couldn't hold it anymore and cracked after withstanding two heavy blows.
"I'm going to get this bastard!" Kai Ge took a few heavy breaths, like a wounded beast, and at this moment, he suddenly realized that the hateful tricycle was actually riding towards him, and his eyes suddenly flashed fiercely.
"Boy, do you want to take my cousin?" Kai Ge said to the driver next to him.
"Hmm!" The driver immediately nodded, "Yes! Dream it! ”
"As long as you listen to me, I will promise to let my aunt marry my cousin to you!" Kai Ge said.
The driver was overjoyed when he heard this: "Okay! Brother Kai, even if it is up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, I will listen to you! ”
"Good!" Brother Kai's face showed a hideous look, "Speed me up and crash over!" ”
"Huh?!" (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )