Chapter 113: Brother Baozi vs. Chengguan (End) Happy Valentine's Day!
It is said that Brother Kai threatened and lured the driver, trying to lure him into crashing into the driver.
Thanks to the driver's senses, he weighed it again and again, and finally hesitated to refuse Brother Kai's request: "Brother Kai, this is going to cost people's lives, I can't do it." β
"Rubbish!" Kai Ge slapped the driver's face, angry and angry, he didn't care that the car was driving at high speed at this time, bent down and raised his legs to squeeze in front of the driver's seat, firmly pressed the driver on the backrest, held the steering wheel with both hands, and stepped on the accelerator fiercely, "Lao Tzu come by himself!" β
"Boom!" As Kai Ge stepped on the accelerator fiercely, the engine suddenly erupted into a low roar, and after a delay of two seconds, the entire black car suddenly shot away like a mad dog in heat.
Happy had already noticed the car, and at this moment, when he saw the other party speeding towards him, his happy eyes narrowed slightly, and his sharp eyes saw the hideous-looking and crazy Kai Ge inside through the front windshield.
The onlookers also noticed the speeding car, and the people who had been paying attention naturally knew that there were also several chengguan sitting on the car.
"Huh? What does that car want to do? Some people exclaimed that instead of slowing down, the car was driving faster and faster as it was about to arrive.
"He's trying to hit me!" Happy to see the hideous and crazy face in the car window, his heart suddenly became clear, a coldness flashed in his eyes, and he stepped on the pedal with both feet and quickly moved away.
"Whew!" The car drove past the two chengguan patrol cars, Brother Kai did not stop for a moment, stared at the blood-red eyes, and galloped towards Xingxing, "Lao Tzu is going to kill you!" β
Seeing that the car where Kai Ge was stopped at all, the rest of the chengguan team members naturally knew that their boss was angry, and they didn't dare to slack off at all, so they immediately stepped on the accelerator, followed closely behind, and followed.
So four cars chased a tricycle and staged a thrilling and rapid race on the "Guang" field.
But. It's not so much a chase as a fun ride on three wheels to tease them.
happily pedaled a tricycle and galloped on the field with four cars. For a while, there was an arc to drive, and a wave line for a while, and when the game was rising, the "8" sub-type hovering was played directly on the "wide" field.
"Brother Baozi is mighty!" Seeing Happy riding a tricycle, he actually played those driving chengguan like monkeys. The hawkers who had been "educated" by the chengguan immediately applauded.
The rest of the audience couldn't help but feel a burst of inexplicable excitement and excitement, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures of this rare wonder in front of them.
"I'm rubbing! This kid is playing with us! Brother Kai roared angrily, picked up the phone and dialed his subordinates.
"It's Brother Kai's call!" The other party's voice came from the microphone, "It's strange, why don't you use a walkie-talkie?" β
Just when the other party was puzzled and wanted to ask. Brother Kai's voice came from the microphone: "Less nonsense!" Lao Tzu's walkie-talkie is broken! β
Brother Kai held the mobile phone in one hand and the steering wheel in the other, and his eyes were staring at the happiness in front of him: "You are very good for Lao Tzu, notify other fools, let me go around from both sides and surround him!" β
"I know!" The other party immediately agreed, and then turned on the walkie-talkie and passed Brother Kai's order out of the air.
The two cars behind then left the group, one left and one right, and began to outflank Xingxing from the periphery.
I saw that two cars had surrounded me. Kai Ge's face showed a hint of satisfaction. As soon as he hit the steering wheel, the whole car jumped into the pedestrian lane.
"Squeak!" A piercing friction sound sounded, and the car driven by Kai Ge was fiercely inserted into the iron fence on the side, and the pitch-black car god was scratched with a shocking deep scratch, but Kai Ge didn't care about these at all, and stepped on the accelerator. The whole car suddenly sped wildly within the pedestrian lane.
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Happy naturally noticed the changes in the other party, and the corners of his mouth showed a slight hint of ridicule: "Do you want to play with the bag?" That's what you want! β
Happy eyes glanced at the car driven by Kai Ge intentionally or unintentionally. Then he folded the faucet, found a direction and rode over.
"Oops! Worst! Brother Baozi is going to be surrounded! The surrounding onlookers suddenly let out an exclamation. The direction that Happy is looking for is the direction that one of the chengguan patrol cars has flanked it!
But immediately someone comforted him: "There is nothing to do, there is nothing to do, have you forgotten that Brother Baozi can 'fly'!" β
"yes!" Hearing this, everyone's hearts immediately relaxed, and they almost forgot that this bun brother can "fly"! Even if you are surrounded, you can fly out of it!
"But ......," someone hesitated for a moment, and said, "You see, the speed of the tricycle is much slower than just now, could it be ......?"
"Ahh Everyone immediately looked towards the tricycle, and sure enough, the speed of the tricycle had dropped a lot!
"Oops! Could it be that the tricycle ran out of fuel?! The crowd was shocked.
"Humph! Finally slowing down! Seeing this scene, Brother Kai's face suddenly showed a hint of mockery and pride, "How about the speed?" There will always be a time when the oil will be exhausted! β
Like other people's thoughts, in Kaige's opinion, the tricycle that Happy pedaled was just a secretly modified tricycle, but no matter how awesome it was, as long as the fuel in the tank was consumed, it would naturally become a turtle in the urn!
Therefore, when the speed of the tricycle slowed down, Kai Ge's heart could not suppress a trace of ecstasy, and a vicious meaning erupted in his eyes: "Little bastard!" I won't catch you this time?! In Brother Kai's opinion, happiness will never escape this time!
Three chengguan vehicles from three directions firmly locked the tricycle in the "wide" field [middle", outside, Kai Ge drove the car to wander rapidly, in the eyes of many people, the tricycle without fuel, has become a turtle in the urn.
"Hey! This brother is going to be bad! The people on the sidelines could clearly see that the speed of the tricycle had dropped to the same speed as a normal tricycle.
Seeing the speed of the other party's car drop sharply, the rest of the city management officers were suddenly full of confidence, the other party is really still a human being! I must have used some secret bouncing device to be able to jump so high!
Thinking of this, they were suddenly shocked, and immediately drove towards the tricycle.
"Boy, you're already surrounded, hurry up and obediently stop me!" When a chengguan saw the tricycle in front of him, he immediately stuck out his head and shouted.
Happy looked at the cars coming from three directions, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and a smile appeared: "Are you surrounded?" I can't see it! β
The voice did not fall. Happy immediately kicked his feet, and suddenly the tricycle flew away like an arrow.
"I'll rub!" Seeing this scene, Kai Ge suddenly realized that he might have been deceived by this guy. It turned out that the fuel of the other party's perverted tricycle was not exhausted at all, and he clearly wanted to let his guard down and escape from his encirclement!
"Don't let him run!" Kai Ge roared angrily and kicked the accelerator with a big throttle. The whole car whizzed past.
"Ahhh Hurry up and speed up! Hasten! Don't let him slip away! The three chengguan patrol cars roared again and again, and rushed towards the tricycle at high speed.
Happy pedaling on three wheels, he glanced at the cars that were blocking him from three directions, grinned slightly, and then turned the head of the car into a bend.
The tricycle immediately changed direction. I turned around from an angle of forty-five degrees.
"Ahh Watch out! He's going to slip away from there! Seeing this scene, the chengguan in a patrol car immediately screamed and slammed the steering wheel, and rushed over after the tricycle.
"Squeak!" The whole car turned too quickly, causing the whole car to tilt to the right, and the left rear wheel was suspended high, driving forward for more than ten meters, and the rear wheel suddenly hit the ground with a "boom" sound.
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"I'll rub!" Several members of the chengguan team in the car let out a burst of frightened scolding. "You're a shit. Drive well! β
The driver apologized to his colleague, but before he could speak, the car took another sharp turn.
"I'm rubbing! You're looking for death! The colleagues were caught off guard, and their whole bodies suddenly crashed into the other side.
"Bad consciousness! Excuse me! It's that bastard who has turned the corner again! The driver immediately said apologetically.
Just as the patrol car had just stabilized its body, the tricycle turned out to make another sharp turn, and the car that was chasing after it also made a sharp turn.
"I'm rubbing! Look ahead, bastard! "Just when the driver couldn't stop apologizing. The frightened cries of his companions were heard in his ears, and the driver looked. Suddenly, his eyes bulged, and there was an extremely frightened look in his eyes: "Ah! β
"Squeak!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!"
Three patrol cars in a screeching sound of brakes. Hit it hard!
"Ahh The crowd of onlookers outside suddenly let out an exclamation, they witnessed the tricycle with two cars constantly making sharp turns, and finally made them both lose their balance, and then the tricycle passed the oncoming third patrol car, calmly out of the encirclement of the other party, while the other three cars crashed into each other one after another.
"Oh! Oh, my God! Be careful! At this moment, another exclamation came, and everyone looked at it one after another, and they were immediately shocked.
The car involved in the bag had come to the front at some point, speeding towards the tricycle, which was so fast that it showed no sign of braking, and at this time, the front wheels of the tricycle had just landed, and the rear wheels were still hanging high in the air.
"Ha Lu Ha! Bastard, I can't think of it, Lao Tzu has long expected you to come to this trick! Brother Kai roared with a hideous face: "Die to Lao Tzu!" β
Kai...... Kai Ge ...... Don't! The driver, who had been pressed under Kai Ge, shouted in a muffled voice.
"Shut up!" Kai Ge elbowed the driver behind him, roared angrily, and kicked the accelerator again.
It's going to be hit!
Some closed their eyes nervously, and even a three-year-old knew what happened when a tricycle collided with a car.
"Squeak-" "Boom! There was a violent crash, and a picture immediately came to everyone's mindsβa smashed tricycle, a bloodied man, or a dead person......
"Oh no!" While some people were screaming in shock, some of the people who opened their eyes and saw all this in front of them let out a loud shout: "Okay! β
All right?
What's the situation?
Those timid people opened their eyes one after another, and suddenly found that the bun brother was riding a tricycle intact, staying leisurely on the side, while the speeding car rolled over and collided with those chengguan patrol cars!
"What the hell is going on?" Those who closed their eyes couldn't help but ask.
"Didn't you just watch it?" The audience on the side was excited.
"I ...... I just got distracted...... "The guy was embarrassed to say that he was cowardly and closed his eyes, so he had to make an excuse to deal with it.
"Hey! What a shame that is! The other party immediately told what had just happened.
It turned out that at the moment when the car was about to hit the tricycle, he took a deep breath, lifted the handlebar with both hands, and jumped directly between his two feet on the tricycle, and the whole descending tricycle took off again and crossed the tricycle!
When Kai Ge witnessed this scene, he couldn't help but shake it, and subconsciously stepped on the brakes, resulting in the whole car skidding and crashing directly into the patrol car not far away.
With the sound of sirens, several police cars finally arrived belatedly.
At the same time, those chengguan walked out of the inner car one after another, with a shocked face.
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"Boy! Don't run! Kai Ge crawled out of the car with a bloody face, his eyes were dead and happy, and he roared.
Seeing the hideousness on the other party's face, a hint of ridicule appeared on his happy face: "I've said it several times, I don't run, I just ride away." β
After that, happily humming a little song, stepping on a tricycle, and walking leisurely.
"Bastard! Don't run! Brother Kai fell to the ground unwillingly, and just wanted to chase after him, but he stumbled and fell to the ground, "Ah! My feet! β
Brother Kai looked down and found that his feet had been flipped ninety degrees!
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Traffic police arrived at the scene and began an investigation.
When they heard that one tricycle had turned four cars around, they all showed a look of crying and laughing, but when two or three people ...... Even when everyone present said this, they realized that the other person was not lying.
They all rang out the mysterious tricycle from not long ago, could it be that guy?
Just as these traffic police officers were full of enthusiasm for an in-depth investigation, they were thrown into cold water.
The traffic police found about 20 witnesses and asked them to describe the appearance of the tricycle, but in the end, they got more than 20 different appearances!
Except for the fact that the genders are unified as male, there is no unity in the appearance!
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All this is nothing more than a farce for Happy.
For Brother Kai, who wants his own life, he feels that abolishing the other party's leg is a lesson for him, and with his current medical skills, he can be healed as long as he rests well for a year and a half.
As for whether they will be in trouble, this is not within the scope of happiness's worries.
On the "Guang" field, Happy spent some of the power of the mountain god to launch the mountain mystery method - born from the heart.
All those who have seen a happy face will paint a different face from the bottom of their hearts, and it may be the favorite person in her heart, or it may be the person he hates the most. As for the true face of happiness, no one will remember it.
PS: I'm sorry everyone, it's been so long, I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day, cherish the people around you with your companions, and work hard for those who are single!
About the mountain god, Lao Mou felt that the plot seemed to be a little deviated, and there were too many descriptions of many dispensable events, watching the subscription getting worse day by day, Lao Mou was also very discouraged in his heart, plus there were many things at home during the New Year, especially his own lifelong events, which constantly intruded on him, so he stopped for a long time.
This is the end of the second volume, and the third volume begins, Lao Mou tries his best to construct a leisurely life, I hope you like it!
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