Chapter 27: The Living Treasure Apprentice and the Master
Speaking of a luxurious equipment that was dropped, I'm afraid that the young lady just now should be unlucky, and if she doesn't do it, she will be fined for copying scriptures and books 100 million times, and singing the Buddha 100 million times.
Originally, at this moment, Master Taiyi Jinxian and Guanyin Bodhisattva were tense, and it was very wrong. His master's temper of protecting the calf was completely due to the fact that there were too many people eating melons at this time, and he didn't do it directly. Do you really want to know that the other party's little boy arrogantly confiscated all his net worth, and he still has to be angry and fight with this fairy sister......
Also, if the leaders of both sides disagree, he and the good-looking little girl will definitely be out of play...... Isn't it over before it begins...... Is the bloody drama of the grievances of the wealthy elders in the human script that leads to the inability of young people to love each other also come to the fairy world......
However, let's not say it at this time, this full set of equipment is all the master's belongings, and I can't pay it back at all. Nezha felt so entangled and depressed for the first time.
This young lady is really good at playing, and she is better than me.
In his ears, he was still chattering with Taiyi Zhenren. Master is good at everything, but he is very verbose.
"Don't be fooled! They like to preach the Buddha the most. One day and night, I have compassion. Why does compassion keep people writing so much homework and doing so much homework every day......
As the teacher knows, Zha'er is a scum like me, she doesn't like to study, and she doesn't like to write homework. They recite the Buddha, read the Buddhist scriptures in the morning, memorize the Buddhist scriptures, and copy the Buddhist scriptures in the evening. Don't carry it, don't give it. It is common to copy the scriptures over and over again. You said you didn't want to exhaust the gods to death?
The most important thing is that they are not allowed to eat meat in Western Buddhism! They are not allowed to eat meat! What kind of gods are they? Don't you have to do whatever you want to be immortals? Are you right, Nezha? Aren't the eight treasure pork ribs delicious? Isn't the mutton hot pot delicious? It's not fragrant to call the flower chicken?"
Taiyi Zhenren said that Nezha was going to cry, no, he was crying.
Fortunately, I didn't have time to apprentice. Otherwise, you will be in the nightmare of "writing homework" and "handing in homework" from now on. Otherwise, you will not be able to eat all kinds of meat and delicacies from now on. It's not that I have to eat meat, but I can't be restricted from eating meat...... This is too dissuasive for Nezha.
No wonder the little boy's little face just now was pointy, and his feelings were hungry and thin. I'm going to save her. But how can we rescue a little boy from a great man like Guanyin Bodhisattva? This stumped Nezha.
It's better to start by helping her shake the pot. Anyway, the master loves his disciples very much, and the immortals in the heavenly court don't dare to do anything to him, and he has a very strong relationship with the powerful Buddha......
"Master, why did my Hot Wheels go out. ”
"Ah, probably not?!, I asked Taishang Laojun to help purify the upgraded natural gas from the shale. Let me help you take a look!"
Taiyi Zhenren immediately squatted down and checked the Hot Wheels device for his lover. Completely ignoring the presence of other immortals, including the Jade Emperor, who were present.
"Oh, forget it, don't do it. The white and tender hands of the teacher were dirty. It's okay if it's broken, I'll help you rebuild a pair for the teacher. Mere trifle. ”
"Master's entire set of equipment seems to have gone out. ”
"Hey, what's going on?! It's not you buddhists who are stumbling blocks, are you? I don't want to worship you Guanyin as a teacher. You can't just rely on being a Da Luo Jin Immortal, just embarrass a child and break other people's equipment. How else do people break into the world, fight monsters, and bald equipment?
I, Taiyi Jinxian, am a reasonable person, and I have always saluted first and then soldiered. Hurry up and hand over my apprentice's equipment to me!! I won't remember the villain, and I won't have to deal with you guys in the Western world!
The air was cold all at once, as if it was about to condense into frost.
Even the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it. But he is the person of Hongjun Ancestor. You can't turn your elbows out. Besides, today's main task is to crack down on Yang Mei Daxian. There has always been factional disputes, and in his position, he can only take care of the overall situation, keep silent, and pretend that there are no factions, and they are all relatives of the Heavenly Court.
The Western world is all about compassion and not sorrow and joy. At this time, he was caught off guard by Taiyi Jinxian's nonsense. It's purely a show to meet a soldier, and it's unreasonable. The Buddha is not a weak person, and he also has the Vajra Thunder Method. It's just that this Taiyi Golden Immortal can't meet the conditions for use.
"By the way, Demon Wandering Tianzun, did you just see where Yang Mei Daxian went?"
Yang Jian, the Erlang God led by the Seven Sages of Meishan, suddenly asked, breaking the embarrassment of the gods and immortals. Immediately, everyone sighed lightly.
A group of people patronized the good show of Nezha, figuring out the subtle fighting methods between the two factions of Buddhism and Taoism, and forgot the main matter of arresting Yang Mei Daxian.
"Emperor Qiyu, when the willow spirit arrives at Yaochi, the vicinity is gone...... The second general and I searched all over the corner, but there was no trace......"
Emperor Zhenwu forcibly restrained his anger in his tone, and said respectfully.
was annoyed by the eyes of the immortals, not to mention that the beloved Zixiao Demon Sword was snatched away by Yang Mei's family, and he was indignant in his heart. Okay, you Erlang God, emphasize that I am "Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable" instead of "True Martial Emperor", I'm afraid I'm not waiting to see my jokes. Today's fall into the well, my Emperor Zhenwu remembered.
"Erlang God, you come to find it!" the Jade Emperor was also very angry. This Yang Mei Bacheng deliberately teased Emperor Zhenwu, and really went to Yaochi to steal fairy fruit delicacies.
"The last general commands!"
I saw Yang Jian open the third eye standing on his forehead, and immediately a pillar of golden light shot out. He raised his head proudly and began to move slowly to find the immortals.
"Emperor Qiyu, it's not good. Yao Chi was smashed to pieces. The water in the pool was drunk, the fish were in the clouds and fog, the lotus flowers were pulled out and thrown everywhere, there was no peach left on the peach tree, and the longevity grass was pulled out to the ground...... The Kunlun immortals were drunk, and hundreds of altars were drunk by him......"
"Ah!!h They all felt distressed. Some pity the wine, some pity the peach, and some pity the longevity grass......
This harmful spirit is too harmful to the heavenly court. The Jade Emperor could no longer restrain his anger: "Lawless! Taishang Laojun, isn't your diamond bracelet also a magnet physique? Emperor Zhenwu, use your soap carving flag. If the sky can cover it, this old monster can't be controlled? I don't believe it, this old monster can still go to the sky! If you immortal monarchs have any way, use it! Remember one principle, except for ancient artifacts, spells, and other magic weapons cannot be used!"
At this time, Nezha suddenly found that behind a group of people, Yang Mei Daxian was sitting on the Nantian Pillar and made a big grimace at him. Then he grabbed his right foot and picked it up intently.
With a roll of his eyes, he immediately had an idea.
"Quick! Yang Mei Daxian is there!"
After speaking, he didn't wait for the immortals to react. Immediately threw the Qiankun Circle, the Fire Spear, and the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover in his pocket at Yang Mei Daxian.
I saw that the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover was rapidly becoming larger, and the flames in the cover were rising, and the flames were raging, and there were nine fire dragons coiled. Immediately, the formation changed, and the samadhi true fire erupted from each dragon's mouth, about to cover Yang Mei Daxian.
This Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover is the treasure of Master Nezha's Taiyi Golden Immortal, who once killed Shi Ji Niangniang, an immortal who has obtained Taoism. This Shiji Niangniang is not an ordinary person, she was originally a stubborn stone in the chaotic period, born outside the Xuanhuang of heaven and earth, after the earth, water, fire and wind, she became an immortal after refining into an elf.
Creation and Taoism are definitely not as good as Yang Mei Daxian. But this Shiji Niangniang is a stubborn stone, and she was originally not afraid of fire. Yang Mei is a hollow willow tree, how can there be a reason not to be afraid of fire? !