The green-faced immortal is naturally Nezha's old father Tota Li Tianwang who surrendered his value and apologized first.

Just because of this kid, he gave face to Guanyin, a high-level Buddhist leader, and asked her to be a master. From a young age, it was he, Li Jing, who owed a favor to the Western world from now on. Speaking from Dali, it is their Sanqing Taoism that gives Buddhism a face, after all, isn't it true that they invite someone to be a master?

From now on, it's because of this kid. I, Tang Tang and Li Tianwang, have to be honest within the Sanqing lineage, and I was caught in pigtails.

Li Tianwang hated it so much that his teeth itched. In fact, since this little demon king stays in his belly, he doesn't want to see him.

This son, not to mention that his mother was pregnant for three years, caused him to be a fairy, and he was forced to cultivate himself and cultivate his temperament, cut off his love and desire, and became a god of few desires. It is said that when he was three years old, he made trouble in the sea and smoked the tendons of the dragon prince and created a catastrophe that was angry all over the world, and Li Tianwang was afraid that it would be a scourge in the future, and he wanted to kill him and pull him down. He was good, cut the meat to return to his father, deboned his mother, won a reputation of filial piety, and was resurrected by Taiyi real lotus root and lotus leaves.

But after all, it's his own son. Mrs. has been pregnant for three years, and her relationship with other children is not the same, and it is very deep. As long as he disciplines Nezha on weekdays, even if he says something serious, his wife will make trouble with him. He's also distressed.

If someone can take the opportunity to discipline and discipline him from today onwards, the hardships he has endured today will not be in vain.

The second greenest face is naturally Nezha.

"Don't, Daddy, spare me!"

When Nezha heard that he wanted to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to be a little boy, he was reluctant in every way. looked pitifully at his master Taiyi Zhenren.

Taiyi's natural face is also so green that it is kelp. He jumped from among the many immortals to Nezha's side at the front and held his shoulders. It means that he will definitely support him.

"I don't agree! Where are you putting my old face like this? What do you mean by this? Nezha is my apprentice. You scolded him for being a rebel and for being uneducated. Didn't you point your nose and scold yourself and scold me for being a master?

It is said in the world that the son does not teach the fault of the father, and the teacher is lazy if he does not teach strictly. Are you blaming me for not teaching well?! Not to mention how there is a reason to worship two masters? Do you mean that our Taoism is not as good as their Buddhism? You have to give me an explanation today!"

"This ......"

King Tota Li was speechless for a while. At this time, I found out that my son had dug a sinkhole for him, and now he was going to bury him completely. A fire directly burned to the entire already delicate Heavenly Court high-level.

Son Nezha's master Taiyi Zhenren is also a difficult immortal. Taiyi Zhenren is one of the personal disciples of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and he is also the most individual, the most famous and the most extremely immortal among the twelve golden immortals in Kunlun. If it is said that King Tota Li is the most calf protector father in Heaven, then Taiyi Zhenren is the most calf protector master in Heaven.

Nezha is the only true disciple of Taiyi Zhenren who is recorded. The name was taken by Taiyi Zhenren, the lotus root fairy was made by Taiyi Zhenren, and the top weapons and equipment of the whole body were given by Taiyi Zhenren. This master gave almost all the household equipment to Nezha as a necessary thing for fighting, and armed the apprentices with a dazzling array of weapons.

It can be said that he loves the disciples and is unreservedly spoiled. Sometimes King Tota Li suspected that he was being green during his working hours in the Heavenly Court. How can a man care more about a little rabbit cub who is not his own son than his own father? Isn't he sick when he is full?

He has always wanted to make a blood confession, but he didn't dare. Because his boss Jade Emperor always persuaded him that all the melons that fell in his field were his own. Not all sons are raised for whomever they raise. Immortals, you have to be a little immortal, you can't be like mortals, and you can't care too much about this problem.

The son is evil, and this master is even more evil. Worshipping a master has nothing to do with him at all. The two made a deal privately.

Nezha can have the virtue of a demon king like today, which can be called a crooked beam at the top and crooked at the bottom. Taiyi Zhenren was the first of the twelve golden immortals to commit the killing ring, first destroying Shiji and then killing Sun Liang Tianjun, opening a precedent for expounding the sect and destroying the official disciples of the sect.

Likes to fight and kill all day long. Especially likes to connive at apprentices to fight and kill. Instruct apprentices to beat people, help apprentices kill people, teach apprentices to harm others, secretly teach apprentices to commit suicide, provoke apprentices to kill their fathers, stop killing by killing, kill flat killing, break cause and effect, and grind the heart.

On the Buddhist side, even the newly promoted immortal Tang monks were proud, not to mention the other Western Buddhas, and they all felt that their faces had risen greatly. They pay attention to compassion, and they have always been very disgusted with the theory that Taiyi Zhenren kills and stops killing, and regards human life as ants. In their view, this is a cult, a fallacious doctrine, and a way to become a demon.

Today, King Tota Li asked his son of the Demon King of the Mixed World to give up Taiyi Tianzun and join Guanyin Bodhisattva, which is definitely a move to abandon the darkness and turn to the light! If the Buddha whispered to Guanyin Bodhisattva, she asked her to quickly express her position and recognize this disciple.

The immortals on the Taoist side, the father-in-law of the land, the birthday star, and the god of wealth, all of whom are smiling and talkative on weekdays, and never stand in line, all show annoyance and blame. Not to mention the Jade Emperor, as well as the old immortals such as the Emperor of the Four Emperors and the Taishang Laojun, their faces are all black into carbon.

The Buddhist scriptures say that Avalokiteshvara has 33 aspects of the Dharma. What appears in the heavenly court today is the statue of Guanyin in white clothes. Her expression was solemn, gentle and kind. Dressed in white, standing on top of a lotus flower, holding a lotus flower in one hand and holding a bottle in the other. Not as beautiful as the young fairies, but she has an outstanding temperament, elegant, dignified, pure, and auspicious. At this time, her lips opened slightly, and she whispered:

"In vain, I can't come yet. ”

Nezha looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva's smile and was stunned for a while. His mind was full of the cute little girl who pursed her lips and smiled. He decided to jump into the fire pit in order to find true love. He no longer dared to look at the master who supported him and loved him so much.

Nezha was about to start the Hot Wheels and bow down in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva. How do you know that he was pulled violently by the real person Taiyi next to him. Falling off the Hot Wheels, twisting his foot and grinning in pain.

Others don't know, but Nezha knows. This, this, this......

Although this Hot Wheels looks exactly the same, it is definitely an impostor. After only two steps, the engine went out.

Nezha is really dumb and eats Coptis chinensis this time, and he can't say what he is suffering from. It's always been him who cheats others. Today, there are still people who have cheated him under their noses.

To say or not to say. said that the young lady should be unlucky. Not to mention that this full set of equipment is all of the master's belongings, and it can't be paid at all. Nezha felt so entangled and depressed for the first time.

Nezha's face turned into a bitter melon. This young lady is really good at playing, and she is better than me.

In his ears, he was still talking about the master. He's a master who is good at everything, but he's very verbose.

"Don't be fooled by her, you don't like to study the most, you don't like to write the most. When they recite the Buddha, they have to read the Buddhist scriptures in the morning, memorize the Buddhist scriptures, and copy the Buddhist scriptures in the evening. I won't carry or eat. It's common to copy a hundred and eighteen times and ten thousand times.

The most important thing is that they are not allowed to eat meat in Western Buddhism! What kind of gods are they? Don't you have to do whatever you want to be immortals? Are you right, Nezha? Husband and wife lungs are no longer needed? Mutton hot pot is no longer needed? Calling the flower chicken no longer fragrant?"

Taiyi Zhenren said that he was going to cry. It's good that I didn't go to apprenticeship, otherwise I wouldn't have to be in the nightmare of "doing my homework" from now on. Since the master loves his apprentices, let's take the opportunity to shake the pot~

"Master, my Hot Wheels are out. ”

"Ahh ”