Chapter 1024: Monkey Boxing Match
"Hey, why did the monkeys in Yunyi's house come to the stage?"
As soon as the two monkeys came up, they immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the audience, and a group of people immediately started to talk about it with great interest, everyone knew how smart a group of animals in Yunyi's family was.
"Ladies and gentlemen, now on the stage are the six-eared girl and the third lady, these two ladies are Wukong's wives, but in order to compete for the position of queen, these two fighters are going to start a boxing match, and winning one side will be recognized by the queen!"
When a group of people were puzzled, suddenly Long Xiaotian walked out of the backstage, dressed in a neat suit, looking like a referee in the boxing ring.
"Hahaha, this is too good to spoof, and it even competes for the queen!"
"Hehe, who came up with this electron, shouldn't it be Yunyi?"
The audience in the audience was immediately overjoyed, and many people turned their eyes to Yunyi's side, and Yunyi was also confused, thinking that this should be a ghost idea that Huo Zhong and her classmates thought of.
"Squeak!"
Liu'er and Xiao San squatted on the platform, looking around indifferently, not cooperating with Long Xiaotian, the referee, nor showing their hostility towards the other party.
Long Xiaotian said for a while, and then brought the two red special fists to Liu'er and Xiao San, and then slapped one hand on the shoulder of a monkey and shouted:
"Now the decisive battle has officially begun!"
After Long Xiaotian shouted, the two boxers Liuer and Xiao San were still squatting there quietly, you look at me, I look at you, no one stepped forward according to Long Xiaotian's order, and they were still squatting there peacefully.
"Hey, Mr. Long, why don't these six ears and the junior fight each other, shouldn't people want to fight at all?"
Seeing that there was no movement for a while, some students in the audience shouted loudly at the top.
"Ahem. The two players are observing each other's weaknesses and preparing to launch a deadly attack, the master must not be sloppy, and one is accidentally injured by the opponent's internal strength and died! ”
Long Xiaotian coughed in embarrassment, and then said seriously.
"Poof! Nima can also come up with such a reason, but I didn't see that Brother Long is still such a talent! ”
Yun Yi suddenly squirted out, and Long Xiaotian on this platform is really good.
The two female monkeys sat next to each other for a while, and Long Xiaotian, who had lost face, took a few steps forward and patted them on the back, and the two monkeys slowly stepped forward and began to 'fight'.
Liu'er gently pushed Xiao Sanyi. Xiao San suddenly fell to the ground on his back to the sky, and Long Xiaotian immediately shouted when he saw this:
"Ah, I didn't expect Liu'er to practice the Nine Yin Divine Skill and knock Xiao San to the ground at once, this is really incredible!"
"Poof!"
The audience suddenly burst into laughter, Nima's compilation is too good at spoofing.
Long Xiaotian was chattering and explaining, and the junior on the stage got up again, and Liu'er, you push me, and I will give you a hand. The two little monkeys fought.
"Look, Liu'er attacked Xiao San with a move of Tianma Meteor Fist, and Xiao San's shadowless magic dodged Liu'er's attack, and then a Lushan Ascending Dragon Tyrant counterattacked Liu'er. Liu'er was hit, but fortunately, Liu'er actually practiced into a golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, and he actually withstood Xiao San's attack"
There is nothing new about the two monkeys fighting on the stage, that is, pushing and shoving. But Long Xiaotian's explanation made everyone in the audience burst into laughter, Nima's explanation was really awesome.
The two monkeys fought for a while, and the little three, who was a little lazy on weekdays, seemed to think that this kind of performance was very mentally retarded. Then he turned around and avoided not wanting to perform, Liu'er was stunned for a moment, it was very inhuman, and immediately chased after Xiao San according to what Huo Zhong taught them on weekdays.
Long Xiaotian immediately blew on the stage, and said in a colorful voice:
"Look, the little three who stole someone's husband fled in the wilderness, but the more brave Liu'er was, determined not to let go of this little three, and personally led Cao Cao's 800,000 army to chase after him"
"Poof!"
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter again, Nima's group of students made it up so much that they even made up Cao Cao's 800,000 troops, which was really a spoof.
Liuer chased Xiao San on the stage for two laps, Xiao San was too lazy to continue performing, and suddenly remembered that when he was training on weekdays, lying on the ground was the end of the scene, and after being pushed by Liuer, Xiao San lay on the platform and pretended to be dead.
"Eh, since ancient times, there has been affection and empty hatred, asking what is the love in the world, and the straight teaching promises life and death"
After Long Xiaotian saw Xiao San lying on the platform, he immediately read the lines with a 'lament' on his face.
"Ahem, cough, Nima's line!"
"It's amazing, it's amazing, it's like this"
Everyone in the audience laughed and fell, and the performance on stage was average, but with this super bull explanation, this Nima was also wonderful.
"Poor mistress, lost his life because of love"
Long Xiaotian said with a compassionate face, and then waved his hand and shouted at the edge of the platform;
"Stretcher team, carry the junior to the hospital!"
As soon as Long Xiaotian's words fell, Xiao Liang and Hei Feng, two big black men, trotted over from the edge of the platform with a stretcher, put down the stretcher when they arrived at Xiao San's side, and then put Xiao San on the stretcher and carried it away.
It seems that all this has been done in a good way, but I didn't expect that as soon as the stretcher was lifted, the two sticks on the stretcher were gone, but the cloth on the stretcher and the junior did not move at all, and the two brown bear ambulances were still trotting towards the edge of the platform one by one.
Such a funny scene completely made everyone laugh, it was really classic.
"Okay, the result of the game is that Liu'er defeated Xiao San, and the champion of this boxing game is Liu'er!"
Long Xiaotian didn't look back at Xiao San, and raised his six-eared small paw with one hand, as if in a regular boxing match, the referee announced that a certain player had won.
At this time, Xiao San, who was lying on the ground, got up, and immediately hammered the sneaky Long Xiaotian behind his back, and Long Xiaotian suddenly screamed and lay on the platform.
"Poof, the little three lost the relationship, and he was still attacking the referee behind his back to be discouraged!"
A group of audience members burst into laughter again, and I have to say that the rehearsal of this show was so exciting, it made people's stomachs hurt with laughter.
At this time, the sound of an ambulance horn came from the horn, and then the two brown bears went and returned, carrying the stretcher and running to Long Xiaotian's side, and then put Long Xiaotian on the stretcher, and then the two brown bears carried the stretcher and left.
It's just funny that this time there was no cloth on the stretcher at all, and the two brown bears still carried an empty stretcher to the sidelines. (To be continued......)