"Disgusting guys are everywhere too!" "Hahahahaha!"

"There is no way for everyone to live a normal life anymore!" “hahahaha！” This time, the laughter even began to be mixed with applause.

"Are you safe to let your cute little one play in a nearby park!?" Zhou Xiao asked rhetorically.

"Of course not!" Of course, the audience in the audience would not answer, so he immediately asked and answered himself.

"Because there are so many weird guys!!" He waved his hand to deepen his tone.

"It's dangerous for a female college student to live outside alone! There's a whole bunch of disgusting guys! When he said this, Zhou Xiao even pointed to a few obviously very young girls in the audience, these girls had already laughed happily before, and when they saw Zhou Xiao pointing at themselves with Xiao Nei, they laughed even more exaggeratedly, leaning forward and backward and not knowing where to throw the word lady in.

"Wait, I have something else to say." Zhou Xiao didn't stop, he continued: "The current society has become a society where it is difficult for young people to have dreams! ”

"Huh? Why did you run to your dreams again? The audience in the audience was a little puzzled, they didn't know that these were all suddenly thought up by Zhou Xiao when there was almost no way out, so it was normal for the idea to be a little out of the way.

"But, I would say, young people like me!" Zhou Xiao stretched out a finger and said.

"Gotta have to dream! Be sure to work hard to make your dreams come true! That's right, there will be times when it feels like it's going to die, and I've had those times when I feel like I'm about to die! ”

"You're going to be dead now, are you!?" The audience looked at Xiao Nei on Zhou Xiao's head and thought in their hearts.

"You must work hard and keep chasing your dreams! zuihou, I'm finally standing here! It became like this! Zhou Xiao said.

“hahahahahaha！” All the audience in the theater finally broke out into the biggest hilar of the day.

And Zhou Xiao breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, just a little off the center, but after a few words, he finally rounded the topic back.

"So, if you feel like you're dying, come talk to me!"

"You're not alone!"

"I'm here, no! There are a whole bunch of people like me! When saying this, Zhou Xiao put the accent on "a lot".

"Zuihou, when the dream comes true, girls, give me little Nene all!! A ............ No, give me two! After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Xiao stretched out two fingers.

“hahahahahaha！”

Zuihou's ending is an obvious straight ball, just a whole paragraph is in the connotation and metaphor, this time a straight ball seems to be very effective, the laughter in the entire theater has been driven, in Zhou Xiao's memory he has never heard such a huge laughter, almost overturning the entire theater roof!

And backstage, everyone was stunned!

Sakaguchi was stunned, Fujiwara was stunned, and Inoue was stunned.

No one could have imagined that Zhou Xiao would hold back another joke at a critical moment!

No one has ever heard of this joke, which makes people suspect that he made it on the spot.

Even if it wasn't made on the spot, this joke is just as exciting, don't look at Inoue as a funny artist, but his vision is still good, in his eyes, this joke is very complete and very exciting. Whether it is the use of baggage, the blank space for the audience to complain, and the overall balance bar, the timing of each breaking point is very perfect, it can be said that even if it is only a joke, Zhou Xiao can sign a contract with the firm!

The value of this joke can be heard in Inoue, how can Sakaguchi, who has been up and down in the entertainment industry for ten years, not be able to hear it, but he couldn't imagine that Zhou Xiao really did it.

Standing on the stage and nervous to death, can you still think of such a joke and finally get full laughter and applause? This is something Inoue never dreamed of.

"It's a feeling...... I'm so happy......" Listening to the applause and cheers around him, his nose smelled a fragrant fragrance, and he was so nervous when he performed just now, and he didn't notice that the little Nene on his head was exuding the fragrance of laundry detergent.

"It's so fragrant......" Zhou Xiao thought a little perverted.

After bowing, he walked off the stage amid applause, whistles, and cheers.

"You kid!" Inoue came up and punched Zhou Xiao in the chest and said, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you can really do it!" ”

Inoue who said this looked very sighing, and even had a little red eyes.

"Yes, I did it, and I finally didn't embarrass you!" Zhou Xiaodao. He himself may not really care if he can go down this path, but on that occasion, of course, if he can, he wants to be able to walk off the stage with dignity, and if he messes everything up before stepping down, it will not be a good thing for this theater, and the audience will probably stop coming here or have objections to the selection of the theater after seeing the bad performance, and Inoue will also have to bear some responsibility when the manager is concerned.

"Humph! Once in a while, it's a good thing! As soon as Zhou Xiao finished speaking, a voice full of jealousy came from the side.

Turning his head and glancing at Sakaguchi, Zhou Xiao smiled easily: "I'm sorry, I walked down completely, and I didn't let you get a chance." ”

"Anyone can write this kind of joke, and a change of scene and occasion may not cause any laughter, don't be too arrogant!" Sakaguchi said inconsistently.

"Oh? Is it? Zhou Xiao smiled even more contemptuously, people are in good spirits on happy occasions, although there are still many, many problems and troubles that plague him, but in any case, the performance just now not only made the people in the audience happy, but he himself was also very happy, so for Sakaguchi's words, he didn't care so much, whatever you want to say, anyway, I did it now, although I didn't want to go far on the road of a funny artist, but at least this paragraph can make me worry about food and clothing in a month or two, as for a month or two later, I have so many things in my head, and if I take out a little bit of it, I'm afraid I can make money that you can't beat in your life.

Would a dragon care about an ant's provocation? No one might think he was a dragon now, but he didn't care, he knew it in his own heart.

"Sakaguchi, I also thought your proposal was good before, do you want to start implementing it today?" Inoue suddenly turned his head and asked.

"What proposal?" Zhou Xiao asked.

"Sakaguchi had a proposal when you were performing, saying that after each performance, the audience would judge whether it was good or bad, and the person with the most haode would take the lion's share when he got the money, and the person with the worst evaluation would not get the money." Michichi Inoue.

"Really? That's a good idea! Zhou Xiao's eyes lit up.

"......" Regarding Inoue's words, Sakaguchi had to be silent.

But in the end, Zhou Xiao only got 5,000 yen, and even if there was really room for operation, the proposal would not be implemented immediately today, on the one hand, after Zhou Xiao left the show, the audience began to leave, and the staff could not have time to collect the audience's evaluation, and on the other hand, this kind of thing had to be notified to the real management of the theater before it could be decided.

However, 5,000 yuan is already very good, and the funny artists in the theater perform twice a week, but normally, Zhou Xiao can only perform at most once a week, because at least seven or eight groups of artists will perform in the Dachuan Theater every week. And with this joke, Zhou Xiao may even perform twice a week. Even if it is once a week, the performance for four days a month will earn 20,000 yen, and considering that he may find some other job or way to make money after today, if he saves some money, he can at least survive.

After receiving the 5,000 yuan handed over by Inoue, Zhou Xiao sighed a little, although he was more familiar with Japanese culture, but he still had the concept of Chinese in his mind when he just crossed over, and the number of 5,000 was not small.

"Although I agreed to your performance in the theater at the beginning, to be honest, I also have doubts about whether you can stay in the entertainment industry, but I am very happy to see your performance today, maybe in the future, you really have a chance to become a big star!" Inoue said when he gave Zhou Xiao money.

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