Sweat is getting more and more, especially after everyone has quieted down, and the forehead is almost covered with sweat in a few seconds!

Quiet----------

Zhou Xiao was frozen on the stage.

What to do? Zhou Xiao was quiet on the stage for half a minute! Within half a minute, he didn't speak, and no one in the audience spoke!

Half a minute later, a few people in the audience suddenly laughed: "This guy can't forget the words, right?" ”

"Or is the joke gone? This level is also embarrassed to come up and perform? ”

"Hey! Is there anything else!? Don't waste your time! ”

"That's it! Even those cold jokes just now can be! ”

Japanese people are polite in formal situations, but as an audience, they are usually harsh at such times, especially when there is no need to pay a price, and some people's words are a bit excessive.

Of course, it is impossible for Zhou Xiao to quarrel with the audience below, and the first problem he has to solve at this moment is still how to get off the stage!

Sweat ran down his cheeks and was a little itchy, and Zhou Xiao reflexively put his hand into the pocket of his pants to find something to wipe it.

The thing his fingers touched was very soft, and without thinking too much, he took it out and wiped it on his forehead.

Once, twice, Zhou Xiao suddenly stopped, he seemed to remember what he was using to wipe his face.

Lowering his hand slightly, he saw what was in his hand.

That's right, it's the little lace Nene who floated to his window at an unknown time!

"Hey, what this guy has in his hand can't be ......"

"It's disgusting! Did he steal it? In that case, you should call the police, right!? ”

"How can this kind of guy come to power? The fast-paced police detain him! ”

The so-called small theater, when the space is outrageously small, the performance is doing anything on stage, and the people in at least the first few rows of the stage can see it clearly. The thing that Zhou Xiao took out may not be clear about anything else, but at least the lace was seen, what else could a common thing with lace be?

Then it's just a girl's little Nenen!

"Did this guy steal it or did he usually wear it himself?" For a while, the audience's thoughts were divided into two such types.

Japan is a nation with a very perverted tradition, and the two are actually similar in the degree of perversion, and the difference is that one is breaking the law and the other is not breaking the law.

As for the explanation, I don't know whose house fell from the window of my own house? …… Will anyone believe this clumsy excuse?

"Wow hahahahaha! What the hell is this kid doing! hahahahahaha! ”

On the stage, Zhou Xiao looked at the little Nene in his hand and was stunned, and in the backstage on the side, Sakaguchi was about to laugh crazy at this time, he didn't expect that Zhou Xiao didn't think he was dying fast enough, and even took this kind of thing out of his pocket, now he is dead!

And Inoue was completely stunned, this kind of super-expansion was simply beyond the operating limit of his own system, and for a while, Inoue was completely stunned.

Zhou Xiao on the stage could only get worse, looking at the lace in his hand, listening to the increasingly loud provocations and roars of the audience, Zhou Xiao forgot what to do!

"No, I've got to figure it out! If I continue like this, let alone become a comedy artist, maybe I'll be imprisoned! And if a police officer or reporter with this in my hand attracts attention and asks where I live, even if I want to explain that I picked it up outside the window, it will be impossible to explain it clearly! Zhou Xiao felt like he was about to go crazy.

"No, I have to calm down at this time, I have to calm down!" Zhou Xiao desperately admonished himself.

Suddenly, his eyes left the small Nene up.

He turned to look at the audience.

"That...... As you can see, I'm a pervert. Zhou Xiao suddenly opened his mouth, and his first sentence made the audience stunned, even watching the lively Sakaguchi and Inoue who were in a downtime.

How can anyone suddenly admit that he is a pervert?

"So I always had a desire to put little Nene on my head." Zhou Xiao continued.

"Gah?" The audience was even stranger.

And Zhou Xiao's tone when he said this kind of thing was even more strange, his face was very serious and almost smiling, as if he was telling everyone something very serious and normal.

"It's my wish to bring little Nene to the general public. However, if you wear underwear on the street, it will cause a commotion and unnecessary trouble. Zhou Xiao continued.

"It's not nonsense." The audience complained in their hearts.

"And if you don't deal with haode's words, it will attract enemies, well, the so-called enemies refer to the meaning of the police."

"Poof." Isn't it strange that someone laughed, obviously a pervert, and he looked so normal, and he called the police an enemy.

"So, what I'm going to teach you today is the best and most natural way to put the little inner on your head in front of everyone! It's actually quite simple! Zhou Xiao said.

“…… Let's not learn. ”

"Take to the streets and push the locomotive out." Zhou Xiao said as he made movements, looking like he was pushing a motorcycle.

"After riding the car, turn the key to on, and then ......" Zhou Xiao first raised one foot and praised the non-existent motorcycle, and then reached out in front of him to make a look of ignition, zuihou opened the small neene in his hand.

And put it on like this...... That's it! While saying this, Zhou Xiao must seriously put the little neene on his head!

The small bow on the front of the little Nene just stopped at his mouth, and the two places that should have stretched out of the thighs were just enough for his eyes to see in the right direction, and he ...... It's as if you really think of little Nene as a motorcycle helmet!

"Eh, eh, !!eh, The audience in the audience exclaimed, accompanied by exclamations, and sporadic laughter.

"It's going to be natural, and the people on the side will see it and think, 'Oh, that's a hard hat.'" That's it. Zhou Xiaodao.

“hahahaha。” The laughter from the audience was a little louder. The so-called solo comics, in fact, what a single person performs is usually a comedy in cross talk, a stupid role in a comic, and the complaints that the characters who praise and complain usually do are usually completed in the hearts of the audience. It can be said that a solo comic is more difficult than a double comic in this regard, because he is equivalent to reducing some of the jokes at the same time, he also has to make the audience's understanding ability take on a greater responsibility.

"But one thing to be aware of, if you ride like this, you will still be caught." Zhou Xiaodao.

"It's not nonsense." Most of the viewers had smiles on their faces, and at the same time, they also complained in their hearts.

"Because you didn't wear a hard hat, you're breaking the law at this point!" Zhou Xiao continued to say righteously.

"Haha." This is unreasonable again, and the audience will laugh because of this.

"But, wait a minute, I think it's a little strange about the law." Zhou Xiao said.

"Gah?"

"Laws made decades ago are still being used today!" Zhou Xiao said as he danced and made gestures in a strengthened tone.

"But crime is getting more diverse and progressive every day!"

"Poof!" Many people in the audience couldn't help it, and they complained in their hearts: "You better take down the little Nene on your head first, and then talk about this!" ”

"The previous law could not punish the current crime!" Zhou Xiao's voice was very loud at this time, and with his firm movements, if he didn't look at his head, he might be mistaken for a lecture on crime prevention.

"What has become of the current society as a result!?" With Zhou Xiao's rhetorical question, his words came to an end. Zuihou's rhetorical question, Zhou Xiao's tone was quite domineering, as if he was questioning someone.

It's just that the laughter in the audience is even louder, and this laughter can almost be called hilarious.

"There's a bunch of very, very strange guys around you!" Zhou Xiao raised his hand again and said.