Chapter 1026: Uncle Nie is half old
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"It's okay, is the meal ready??" Nie Canglong said casually, "I'm dying of hunger......"
"The Mausoleum of the Yellow Emperor has been destroyed, such a big matter, it must not be just settled......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou also came out of the house, "Did the murderer catch it??" ”
"It's dead...... Nie Canglong sighed, and then told him what happened on the alien battleship.
"Even if they still have a little human flavor......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "It can be regarded as a well-deserved death......
"Hmm......" Nie Canglong nodded, but didn't say much.
"Okay, okay, it's ready, let's all come to dinner......" Comrade Li Guiying beckoned everyone to eat, "Our family hasn't eaten together for a long time......
"Xiaofeng, tell your brother to go with your sister-in-law ......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou said.
"Oh......" Nie Xiaofeng hurriedly responded, and then went to call his brother and sister-in-law.
"As for the others, then it's a shout, this is our family banquet, just our family......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at her husband and said.
"Canglong's grandparents, I went to travel in the world of Manchu, so I didn't have time to eat any family banquets......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face was a little ugly, and he glared at his daughter-in-law with dissatisfaction, and said.
"Hmph......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at her husband triumphantly, and then led her son into the house.
The meal was very rich, and Comrade Li Guiying made a large table of good dishes in order to celebrate his son's homecoming.
"Grandma, are you eating??" The little girl looked at the table full of good dishes and swallowed her saliva directly.
"When the little grandpa comes back, let's eat ...... again," Comrade Li Guiying sat next to Xiao Niuniu, gently pinched her little face, and said.
"When will Grandpa come back?" The little girl pouted. "If you don't come back, the food will be cold......"
"It's not delicious when it's cold, isn't it??" Nie Canglong smiled and sandwiched a piece of braised pork for the little girl, "Do you taste the cold, if it's cold, we won't wait for them......"
"Hee hee ......" Xiao Niu Niu was immediately happy, took the braised pork, and ate it deliciously, "It's not cold, it's not cold, let's wait a while......"
"Oops??" Nie Canglong glanced at the little girl in some surprise. "It's not too gluttonous......"
"What's not too gluttonous??" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at his unlucky son, "That's because you don't understand her......"
"If it's not cold, we'll have to wait, and if it's cold, then let's eat together?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said with a smile.
"No, I have to taste it too, what if it gets cold??" Nie Canglong sandwiched a piece of braised pork and put it directly in his mouth, "Sure enough, it's not cold." Then wait a little longer......"
"It's cold, it's cold...... "Xiao Niuniu suddenly became anxious, picked up the chopsticks and was about to pick up the vegetables to eat, "Don't wait, don't wait......"
"Look at your greedy ......" Comrade Li Guiying hurriedly hugged the little girl and slapped her little buttocks. Your aunt and grandmother came back and saw that you ate first, and she still had to beat you?? ”
"Hmph...... "The little girl snorted angrily, glaring at Nie Canglong with a pair of big eyes." If you steal food, your aunt will beat you when she comes back, and it hurts for your aunt to beat someone......"
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smirked. Sandwiched another piece of braised pork and ate it deliciously, "Your aunt and grandmother dare to beat me??" I borrowed their guts ......"
"Grandma, look at him, he eats ...... again" Xiao Niuniu saw Nie Canglong eating another piece of braised pork, her eyes were red with anger, and she twisted her body and complained to her grandmother.
"I said what's the matter with you??" Comrade Li Guiying glared at his unlucky son, "How old are you, you still bully children, be careful that I bully you......"
"Okay......" Nie Canglong put down his chopsticks and looked at Xiao Niuniu with a smile, "Since a certain little food basket is already in a hurry, then I won't eat it for now......"
"Dad......" Nie Xiaolong walked in from outside, and when he saw Nie Canglong, his expression was slightly embarrassed, "Are you back??" ”
"Hmm......" Nie Canglong nodded, "What about the silly girl??" ”
"Hehe...... Nie Xiaolong suddenly became even more embarrassed, turned sideways, and dragged the silly girl from behind, "Here......"
"Dad......" The stupid girl's face was flushed, and she didn't dare to look up in shame, "Are you back??" ”
"Okay, let's go to the table...... Comrade Li Guiying hurriedly said.
"Let's serve it......" Nie Canglong said lightly.
"Alas......" Nie Xiaolong blushed and sat down at the table with the silly girl.
"Dad......" Nie Xiaofeng also entered the house and sat down next to his father, "If you come back a few years early, it would be good, save my brother this tender grass, and let my sister-in-law, the old cow, eat ......"
"Xiaofeng, you owe a beating......" Nie Xiaolong's face turned crimson when he heard his sister say this, and he glared at his unlucky sister through gritted teeth, and said viciously.
"Poof......" The silly girl laughed shyly.
"Okay, let's eat......" Nie Canglong waved his hand and revealed the topic.
"Auntie......" Xiao Niuniu pointed at Nie Canglong and complained to Nie Xiaofeng, "He eats first, you beat him and spank him......"
"I spanked him??" Nie Xiaofeng glanced at his father, "Unless I'm tired of being crooked......"
"Hurry up and eat......" Comrade Li Guiying pinched the little girl's face and said angrily.
"Hmph...... "Xiao Niu Niu pouted, and glanced at Nie Canglong angrily, "Why don't you hit him??" Auntie and grandma are not fair......"
"He's my father, and he's almost ...... beating me" Nie Xiaofeng glared at Xiao Niuniu, "Hurry up and give me what to do, if you dare to talk nonsense, you won't eat it, go to the side and talk about stand-up come......dy."
"Hmph......" Xiao Niuniu snorted twice unconvinced, she didn't dare to say more, but she just glared at Nie Canglong from time to time, obviously quite dissatisfied with this privileged bad guy.
"Come to ......" Comrade Li Guiying raised his glass, "Let's do one to celebrate our family reunion......"
"Mom and Big Mom are not here, what kind of reunion is it??" Nie Xiaofeng pouted and muttered reluctantly.
"Xiaofeng......" Nie Xiaolong glared at his unlucky sister. This little girl, why is she so eyeless?? Don't you see grandma being happy?? actually said such a thing, it is really a pot that cannot be opened.
"If you don't want to eat, give me a ......," Comrade Li Guiying glared at his unlucky granddaughter and said.
"When I didn't say anything...... Nie Xiaofeng stuck out his little tongue, he didn't dare to say more at that time, and honestly picked up his wine glass.
"Your big mother, that can't come, your mother ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "Your mother won't use it in the future......"
"Grandpa......" Nie Xiaolong smiled awkwardly. My mother is busy, she doesn't have time, so you and grandma will take care of it more......"
"I haven't shown my face for ten years, why are you still talking about this?? We don't have this person in our old Nie family......" Comrade Li Guiying waved his hand, "Bring me the wine, let's make this ......"
"I don't have alcohol, I don't have alcohol......" Xiao Niu Niu suddenly made a fuss.
"You little brat, you are not allowed to drink......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at Xiao Niuniu and said.
"I'm not part of our family, am I?? Why don't you let me drink?? "The little girl is quite uplifting.
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled. poured a glass of fruit wine for Xiao Niuniu, "Of course Niuniu is from our family......"
"Hee-......hee-hee-hee......-hee
"Your ancestors gave it to you. I won't say anything, just this one cup, dare to drink more, you be careful of your ass and balls......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at Xiao Niuniu. Said.
So, everyone drank a glass of wine together, even the silly girl. Although she is pregnant, the current wine is brewed from pure grains, and the smell of grains is rich, and drinking wine is not only harmless, but also beneficial to the body.
"It's not as good as the wine before...... Nie Canglong drank a glass of wine, smashed it, smashed it, and said.
"In the past, it was called alcohol ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou enjoyed it quite a lot, "now this is called wine ......"
"Drinks are for people to enjoy......" Nie Xiaolong smiled, "I have also drunk the wine before, the taste is too bad, the main thing is spicy, except for spicy, I can't taste anything......
"Nonsense......" The stupid girl secretly pinched her husband, "You can't taste it, it's because you can't drink......"
"Oh......" Nie Xiaolong would have realized at that time, and smiled, "Yes, yes, I shouldn't have squeezed my father with my grandfather, didn't I forget??" Dad is not eloquent, and if I join forces with my grandfather, I will make my dad speechless......"
"Giggle......" The silly girl covered her little mouth and laughed at that time.
"I'm not good at speaking??" Nie Canglong shook his head slightly, "You ask silly...... Ask your daughter-in-law, am I eloquent......"
"Dad's eloquence is of course good......" Silly Niu'er nodded again and again, "Dad doesn't say it, as long as it says, it can make you speechless, you don't know how to go, Dad's fist is so big, if you dare to talk to Dad, you will be beaten......"
"Who have I beaten?? It's like the real thing...... "Nie Canglong is not happy, this daughter-in-law dares to blatantly smear herself, it really makes sense."
"Okay, okay......" Comrade Li Guiying was happy to see his eyebrows, "hurry up and eat, the dishes will be cold in a while......"
"It's not cold, it's not cold, you go on......" The little girl can't even close her mouth when she eats, "I love to listen to you......"
"Eat slowly......" Nie Xiaofeng glanced at Xiao Niuniu, "Eat fiercely, it's easy to be full......"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......mmmm
"Oh, we're a big family, it's really good......" Comrade Li Guiying was in a good mood when he saw a table of people, "It would be better if Xiaofeng brought back another object......
"Grandma, what do you say I'm doing?" Nie Xiaofeng was a little unhappy, "I'm not in a hurry......
"How can you not be in a hurry??" Nie Canglong glared at his daughter, "When the girl is older, she has to get married, you are twenty years old, you are the eldest girl......"
"My criteria for choosing a mate are very simple, whoever can beat you with a head and face will marry him......" Nie Xiaofeng pouted and said.
"For the happiness of my girl. I'm out of my mind......" Nie Canglong took a deep breath, "Mom, you help keep an eye on it, and if you see which young man is suitable for you as your grandson-in-law, you can bring him to the family and let him beat me, and I won't fight back......"
"Dad......" Nie Xiaofeng immediately became angry, "You hate it, you are cheating, if you let grandpa know this kind of behavior." He's going to have to arrest you and lock you up in a hut ......."
"The ...... of the eldest girl's family" Comrade Li Guiying glared at his granddaughter, "What about eating here......?"
"Anyway, I won't marry ......," Nie Xiaofeng said angrily.
"If you don't marry, don't marry......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Anyway, it's already a land immortal, and if you don't marry someone, that's it......"
"Makes sense," Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "If you don't marry, you won't marry, I've always opposed the idea ......of a little mortal like your mother, we are land immortals." Marriage is a matter that only mortals have, Xiaofeng does not marry, I firmly support it......"
"Grandpa, you are really my good grandfather......" Nie Xiaofeng was happy at that time. I love you to death......"
"It's also ......," Comrade Li Guiying sighed, "We are just such a granddaughter, if we really get married and become someone else's family." I can't bear to ......."
"You can't say anything about letting her marry......" Nie Canglong's face was quite serious, "Our family is a big family, let's not talk about whether there is a right family." Just this dowry, we can't be less, you two think about it, if we give less, people will say that we are stingy and don't pay attention to our daughters, if we give too much...... Our family's property is not blown by the wind?? Why should you give it to someone with a foreign surname......"
"Dad......" A black line appeared on Nie Xiaofeng's head at that time, "You are so vulgar......"
"Your father, I'm already past the age of living by ideals......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Even if I don't marry, this property has my ......" Nie Xiaofeng pouted and said angrily.
"The two of them are separated, how can there be yours??" Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "Not only is there no yours, but even your brother's ......"
"I agree......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou laughed evilly, "Son, I especially agree with you when you say this......
"What's the use of agreeing??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "My family property is all obtained by my ingenuity and hard work, and among them, you haven't helped at all......
"You, you, you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned red at that time, "You little rabbit cub, our father and son haven't separated yet, theoretically speaking, everything is mine, including you, I tell you, if I don't agree, you will beat me up for the rest of your life......"
"Get out of the way......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at her husband, "What do you disagree with??" This family is mine, you say to yourself, if it weren't for me, would you have such a good son?? If you didn't have my son, would you have such a good grandchild? ”
"Could it be that without me, you would have such a good son??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said with a dissatisfied face.
"In front of my granddaughter-in-law, I'll save you some face, don't say nonsense, in a word, without me, there would be no my son, without my son, there would be no my grandchildren, this is the truth, do you dare to refute it??" Comrade Li Guiying said quite domineeringly.
"I'm too lazy to take care of you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sandwiched the chopsticks dish, "I eat the ...... vegetables"
"Xiaofeng, since your father said it so clearly, then grandma won't force you to get married, although there are many planets in our family, but if you really give hundreds of planets, grandma will feel distressed......" Comrade Li Guiying said with a smile.
"What do you say......" Nie Xiaofeng pursed his lips, "No matter what you say, I just don't marry, am I Nie Xiaofeng the kind of person who makes people hot-headed when they get excited??" I was in the big mother's lecture hall, but everyone who took the whole class was ......"
"Ahem......" Nie Canglong choked on his saliva when he heard his daughter's words, "What did you say??" Everyone's beautiful cultivation?? ”
"That's right......" Nie Xiaofeng smiled proudly, "I'm the only one in our issue who graduated with a full score......
"Hehe......" Comrade Li Guiying was happy, "My granddaughter is smart, I have heard that the exam is difficult, and those who can get a full score can be ...... out of a million."
"Mom......" Nie Canglong suddenly became anxious, "What do you know?" This so-called lady is beautiful...... Let me tell you this, the so-called lady show is actually ......"
"What's it??" Comrade Li Guiying frowned, "What do you mean??" ”
"Let me tell you this, I met a lady today, she first forced Qin Si to marry, robbed her daughter of a man, and then saw me, and she had to marry me......" Nie Canglong said through gritted teeth.
"Hee hee ......" the silly girl was happy, "Dad's demeanor has not diminished back then, and it is very normal to charm a middle-aged woman......"
"What nonsense??" Nie Xiaolong pretended to glare at his daughter-in-law, "Dad, this is Uncle Nie, and the charm is still there......"
"Puff ......" Nie Xiaofeng burst out laughing at that time, "Uncle Nie, haha......ha
"Xiaolong, don't say that about your father......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned red, and it was easy to hold back his laughter.
"Mom......" Nie Canglong didn't pay attention to his son and father at all, but looked at his mother seriously, "Do you now understand what kind of quality the so-called ladies are?" ”
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