Chapter 1027: The Same One
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"Big Mom said that women are a vulnerable group, and in order to achieve their goals, they will do whatever it takes, which is the basic means for women to protect themselves......" Nie Xiaofeng said confidently.
"I think what Xiaofeng said is very reasonable......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "Everything is about the rules, our girls will suffer......"
"That's what I mean......" Nie Xiaolong nodded, "I think the eldest mother's education of her sister is still relatively successful......
"Mom......" Nie Canglong glanced at his mother, "I think you are a little bit babbling, otherwise, you will also go to Xiaojun to learn how to be a lady of everyone??" Li Yan'er is the same, learn to learn, don't pressure yourself with many skills......"
"Ga ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was dumbfounded at that time and swallowed his saliva, "I don't think it's necessary, your mother has such a good son as you, can you still make your mother suffer?" Isn't this scientific, do you know the truth?? ”
"I think so too, Li Yan'er has a father-in-law like you, who dares to bully her??" Nie Xiaolong also hurriedly said.
"I'm going to be everyone's girlfriend......" the little girl shouted.
"Do you know what everyone's girlfriends are??" Comrade Li Guiying wiped the oil stains on the corner of the little girl's mouth, "If you want to be everyone's lady, you won't be able to eat meat when you eat in the future......"
"Huh??" Xiao Niuniu was dumbfounded at the time, looked at the good dishes on the table, and then at Nie Canglong, "Then I won't be everyone's lady, if someone bullies me in the future, grandma, can you let your good son help me?" ”
"Puff ......" Comrade Li Guiying laughed when she heard the little girl say this, and dared to be everyone's girlfriend because she didn't deal with her unlucky son, and she was afraid that no one would give her a head when someone bullied her.
"Don't worry......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou patted his chest, "Someone dares to bully you." Grandpa didn't do it, he dared to bully our family's baby Niuniu, it's just boring......"
"That's right......" Nie Xiaolong also nodded hurriedly, "Who dares to bully us Niu Niu??" ”
"The second girl next door bullied Niuniu, she robbed Niuniu's lollipop...... "The little girl began to sue.
"It's just a lollipop...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou waved his hand, "What's the matter, if you want to eat lollipops in the future, just tell grandpa that it's enough......"
"What if the second girl robs it again??" The little girl bit her finger and said.
"Don't bite your fingers...... Comrade Li Guiying pulled the little girl's hand down." How dirty it is......"
"If she robs it again......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou muttered, "If she grabs one, you will give her a hundred, and we will use lollipops to kill her......"
"If she pulls while eating, how can she hold on to death??" Xiao Niu Niu said innocently.
"In everyone's ladies' lecture hall, there is a course on how to support children...... Nie Xiaofeng spoke, "For example, you can sign a contract with her, as long as she can eat a hundred lollipops in one go." You don't take her money, and if she can't eat a hundred in one go, then charge her double the amount for each one, and so on. Whether she can eat a hundred or not, she will never snatch your lollipop again......"
"Isn't it just that you don't eat lollipops??" The stupid girl was dumbfounded, "Eighty percent of the future will not eat any candy......"
"It's too ruthless...... Nie Xiaolong's head began to break out in a cold sweat.
"I think this is a beautiful girl. It's still very useful......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the stupid girl, "Yan'er, what do you say??" ”
"Anyway, I'm definitely going to train in the lecture hall for two years......" Silly Niu'er said with a look of fascination.
"Don't......" Nie Xiaolong suddenly wailed. Yan'er, don't be like this, okay?? We have something to say, but you must not go to extremes......"
"No......" Silly Niu'er shook her head, "The day before yesterday, I quarreled with the third sister-in-law of the next door, and people scolded people without the same, I turned it over and over again, just those few words, there was no lethality at all, if I had been trained by my mother-in-law, would I have let the third sister-in-law bully me like this??" ”
"When the time comes, let's go and ...... together" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately happy, "As long as I return from my studies, no mother-in-law will dare to bully me in the future......"
"How can a mother-in-law dare to bully you??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, "Thank God if you don't bully your mother-in-law......"
"What do you mean??" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at the time, "You mean to say that I bullied your mother, right??" ”
"Isn't it??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes widened, "My mother made you bully and didn't dare to go home......"
"Is that what I was bullying for??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "Don't put any shit on my head, your mother doesn't go home, it's a honeymoon trip with your father, these two are not ashamed, I'm really ashamed of them, how old are they, and they still play romance......"
"If you don't bully her, can she go on an extraterrestrial trip??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said angrily.
"Grandpa......" The silly girl glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "You may really misunderstand, the old man and the old lady are not for grandma to squeeze away, last year, I also saw them in the White Cloud House, guess what??" The old lady has a big belly, and when she sees me, she covers her face and runs away, you say, I'm a land fairy, and I can't recognize people without looking at my face?? ”
"What are you talking about??" When Comrade Nie Shenzhou heard his granddaughter-in-law say this, his eyes widened at that time.
"Ha Luha, dare to give birth to a son...... Comrade Li Guiying was happy at the time, "I had a big belly last year, and now I must have given birth, and I don't know if Lu Dao is a brother-in-law or a sister-in-law, tsk......"
"Why didn't you say it earlier??" Nie Xiaolong glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law and said.
"I saw that the old couple of them hid in the White Cloud House, and they definitely didn't want us to know the truth, so I didn't dare to say ......," the silly girl whispered.
"Ha Lu haha...... Nie Xiaofeng was happy, "I hope it's an aunt ...... grandma"
"What's there to do with my aunt?? Second Grandpa is so ......" Nie Xiaolong pursed his lips and said.
"In my opinion...... "The big eyes of the silly girl glanced at everyone's faces, "The old lady's belly, it's definitely not one, I estimated it at the time, good guy, older than when I was pregnant." That's exactly two laps bigger......"
"Hehe...... Comrade Li Guiying immediately became happy, "Your mother is capable ......"
"Get out......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law and said.
"You don't care about your mother at all as a son, let's look at me as a daughter-in-law......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled, took out a tablet, and then connected to her mother-in-law's video call.
"What's the matter??" The old lady was obviously much younger, and there was a lazy smell on her body.
"Mom......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled like a flower, "What are you busy with Dad??" ”
"Is there anything to do?? We're having dinner here...... the old lady was visibly impatient.
"Your grandson is back, I just want you to come back for a reunion dinner......" Comrade Li Guiying said with a smile.
"What are you talking about??" The old lady was immediately excited. "You said Canglong is back??"
"Of course......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded with a smile, "Come back quickly, bring Canglong and his five uncles......"
"What five uncles, just the same ......" The old lady glanced at her unlucky daughter-in-law, and then her face changed, and she gritted her teeth in shame and annoyance, "How do you know what to do??" It must have been told to you by the mouth of the Xiaolong family, this little girl, waiting for me to go back. See if I don't tear her mouth......" and turned off the video call.
"Congratulations Xiaofeng, your wish has come true...... Comrade Li Guiying glanced at his granddaughter with a smile, and then looked at his grandson. Congratulations Xiaolong, your wish has come true......"
"Grandma......" The silly girl was a little anxious, "You can save me, the old lady knows that I told the secret." She still can't kill me?? ”
"Don't worry......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "If she dares to bully you, you will take your stomach against her." See who's bullying who......"
"Grandma, I feel that you don't need to go to your big mother for training, you are already everyone's lady, this trick is really amazing......" Nie Xiaofeng blatantly patted grandma's ass.
"Suddenly there are more uncles and aunts, it feels really amazing......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Especially since this uncle and aunt are still two little children......
"Where's my eldest grandson??" The old lady walked in from outside with the child in her arms, "Where is my eldest grandson?" ”
"Grandma......" Nie Canglong hurriedly got up, "You're here, I almost miss you......" said that, he hugged the little boy in her arms, "Is this my uncle or aunt??" ”
"Uncle......" the old lady blushed a little, "your aunt is at your grandfather's......"
"Where's my grandfather??" Nie Canglong looked outside the house, "Didn't he come with you?" ”
"Your grandfather still has something to do, and he can't get out, so ......" The old lady glanced at her daughter-in-law with some embarrassment, "Your grandfather will have to come back in two days......"
"Excuse me, huh?" Comrade Li Guiying immediately laughed evilly, "The dead wood is in spring, and the old cow has cubs, this is a great joy, why hide it?" ”
"Li Guiying......" The old lady's face turned black at that time, "Do you believe the old lady......"
"Ha Lu Ha ......" Comrade Li Guiying immediately laughed at Ha Lu Ha Da Lu, "Mom, you are too modest, you are not old at all, can the old lady have a baby? ? It's only two ...... in my life."
"You shut up for me......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law and beckoned to his son, "Bring your uncle over and show me ......"
"Okay......" Nie Canglong hurriedly handed his uncle to his father, "You look exactly like you when you were a child, you deserve to be your brother......
"You've seen what I looked like when I was a kid??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son and said.
"In a dream for a thousand years, I know what you looked like in your last life......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and pulled the old lady, "Grandma, take a seat......
"Eat them all??" The old lady looked at the mess on the table, and she was a little dissatisfied, "I dare to ask someone to call me back, just to laugh at my ......"
"It's all Niuniu's food, but we haven't eaten at all......," Comrade Li Guiying said triumphantly.
"Grandma said nonsense, you all ate it, but Niuniu didn't eat it......" Niuniu stopped doing it, "Grandma." I don't believe you touch Niuniu's belly, it's still flat......" said and straightened up his round belly.
"That's ......" the old lady smiled and touched the little girl's belly, "Niuniu didn't eat anything, is it that when the old grandmother was away, the grandmother abused you??" Don't worry, you tell the old grandmother, the old grandmother will give you ......"
"The second girl snatched my lollipop, can you help me beat her??" Niu Niu is full of resentment towards the second girl who robbed her lollipop. Never forget revenge.
"The old grandmother only beats the adults, not the children......" the old lady smiled and said.
"Oh......" Niu Niu pouted, "It seems that I can only use a lollipop to kill the second girl......"
"Mom, what's my brother's name??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou hugged his younger brother and played, and asked.
"Nie Immortal......" the old lady said casually.
"Uncle is called Nie Immortal, is my sister-in-law called Nie Immortal??" Comrade Li Guiying said with a wicked smile.
"How do you know about Lu Dao??" The old lady glanced at her unlucky daughter-in-law in some surprise and said.
"Puff......" Comrade Li Guiying burst out laughing at that time. Is it really called Nie Xiangu?? It's a good name, it's deafening, it's prestigious......"
"What are you laughing at??" The old lady glared at her hapless daughter-in-law, and then at the silly girl. "Yan'er, why is your mouth so loose??"
"I'm ......" The stupid girl blushed and stood up, holding her big belly. Walked up to the old lady, and then straightened her waist, "You beat me......"
"Your grandmother taught you, right??" The old lady glanced at the silly girl. I couldn't help but sneer.
"What do you mean I taught her??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled her eyes, "Does she still use me to teach?" This is a skill that can be ...... by any woman."
"I'll remember this fight for you today......" The old lady glanced at the silly girl, "When you give birth to the child, we will settle the general account......"
"Grandma, what can I do??" The silly girl immediately looked at Comrade Li Guiying for help, and said eagerly.
"What's this??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "When you give birth, won't you hide?" When your belly gets bigger, you're ...... again."
"That's a good idea...... the old lady nodded hurriedly, "If you're pregnant, I won't be able to beat you......"
"Then I won't give birth again...... "Silly Niu'er pouted, "Grandma gave birth to one, and my mother-in-law gave birth to two, why did I give birth to endlessly??" ”
"Isn't your old lady still alive??" Comrade Li Guiying said with a wicked smile.
"Count this in my belly, I'm also a child, if you want me to give birth again, you elders have to set an example......" Silly Niu'er hurriedly said.
"Hmm......" As soon as the silly girl's voice fell, the old lady covered her mouth and ran out of the house.
"Oh he......" Comrade Li Guiying looked out of the window, and immediately was happy, "It seems that the old man is planting jade in the blue field again, Comrade Shenzhou, you are about to have more than one nervous brother, or a half-fairy sister......" As he was talking, he suddenly felt sick to his stomach, then covered his mouth and ran out.
"It seems that your stomach can't stop......" Nie Xiaolong glanced at his daughter-in-law, couldn't help sighing, and said.
"My life, why is it so bitter......" The stupid girl suddenly wailed.
"What is bitter??" Comrade Li Guiying came in and gave a stupid look, "I made the milk taste disgusting, do you think I'm like that old woman, so shameless??" ”
"You speak carefully......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law, "What old woman, old woman??" That's our mother'......."
"Yes, yes......" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "That's our mother, you won't be an only child in the future, do you have any feelings, Comrade Nie Shenzhou ......"
"I want to beat you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "You said you...... I don't even know what to say about you, let me tell you, my mother will come in later, if you dare to be weird again, you will wait for me......"
"Waiting for what??" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "Waiting for you to praise me and send me a certificate of merit??" ”
"Mom......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Such a small matter, it won't be ......"
"What's the trifle??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "You have two more elders for no reason, is this still a trivial matter?" Be careful that those two old things don't hurt you in the future......"
"How old am I??" Nie Canglong smiled helplessly and said.
"Okay, okay......" Comrade Li Guiying waved his hand, "I won't tell you, you bastard boy is in the same group as those two old things......"
"If you don't say it, you won't say it......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "Actually, my grandfather and my grandmother are so shameless, you and my father are not ashamed, I am the eldest son in the family, I think I can accept ......"
As soon as Nie Canglong said this, Comrade Nie Shenzhou and Comrade Li Guiying made a big red face together.
"Dad can accept it, so naturally we have no opinion......" Nie Xiaolong laughed evilly.
"My brother has no opinion, so naturally I have no opinion......" Nie Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"I have an opinion...... "The little girl quits, "I don't agree with ......"
"You little brat, do you know what we're talking about?" Nie Xiaofeng glanced at Niuniu and said with disdain.
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