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"I'm not afraid to tell you, if you dare to pinch my Xiaoqing to death, I will dare to pinch you to death, do you believe it or not??" The girl glared at the man and said.

"If you don't believe it, you have to have the strength to pinch me to death......" Nie Canglong shook his head with a smile, "With your little strength, you may not even be able to pinch peanuts, let alone me......"

"You look down on me, aren't you just peanuts?? I crushed even the walnuts, let alone the peanuts......" the girl said unconvinced.

"I don't believe it......" Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously, how energetic the girl was, he knew too well, he couldn't carry it on his shoulders, and he couldn't lift it in his hands, that is, she was talking about.

"What's the use of you not believing?? Anyway, I'm telling the truth, so why don't we make a bet?? The girl gave the man a blank look and said.

"Bet on what??" Nie Canglong asked.

"Bet on singing, if I can crush the walnuts, you can sing me a brain-dead song of the Flower Band, and when you sing, you have to perform song and dance, which is the kind of ...... that is so cute to jump" The girl thought for a moment and said.

"It's too vicious, isn't it??" Nie Canglong's face changed at that time, what is the Flower Band? ? That's the legendary professional household of pretending to be tender, a group of young men jumping on the stage, making people look at that worry, in fact, if they can host children's programs, it would be quite good.

"What?? Don't you dare?? The girl raised her eyebrows and said disdainfully.

"What's not to dare??" Nie Canglong really couldn't stand her being so excited, and couldn't help but turn his heart sideways. "What if you can't crush it?"

"If I can't crush it, I'll sing Fan Xiaoxuan's song, and you can ......order her song casually," the girl said. It's just a lot of pride.

"There are also dance performances??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, he really hadn't seen a girl perform singing and dancing, at most, he practiced his voice in the song room, and he didn't practice well when he practiced, and deliberately turned the tune to the edge of the sky, let alone dancing, maybe he would have a good eye this time.

"Take ......," the girl nodded and said seriously.

"That's good. Wow, I'll fight with you,......" Nie Canglong immediately nodded.

"You're done, you know?? Last night, I got a few thin-skinned walnuts from Lan Lan's house, and even the walnuts were crushed to pieces...... the girl immediately laughed evilly.

"Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry to ......" Nie Canglong reached out and touched it in his arms, and when he came out again, he already had two more big red walnuts with a thick pulp in his hands, "It was also yesterday, when we watched the play in the afternoon." When I saw someone throwing two walnuts on the roof, I let me take the sheep......"

"Huh??" The girl looked at the two walnuts that the man touched, and her little mouth opened wide at that time. I even missed this point, to say that the thin skin of the big walnut. She pinched one, but this text played with walnuts. Even a strong young man can't crush it.

"Ahh Nie Canglong smiled and handed the walnut to the girl, "What's polite??" Pinch it, pinch it and don't let you pay ......"

"Little green snake, you hate it, you bully me......" The girl's little mouth was high, and her beautiful big eyes were round, glaring at the man angrily.

"You said it yourself, you can not only crush peanuts, but also crush walnuts, now is the time for you to show your might......" Nie Canglong said with a smile and handed the walnuts to the girl again.

"Look how dirty these walnuts are, I don't touch such dirty things......" The girl said with a look of disgust, pointing to the walnuts with a thick pulp.

Since you have self-knowledge, then find an excuse to push it, this article is a plaything, naturally the thicker the pulp, the better, but the benevolent see the benevolent, the wise see the wise, although this pulp is a good thing, but it is a person to play with, look at the pair of red-skinned big walnuts in front of you, you can imagine, how long do you have to play to make such a thick pulp?? The thicker the pulp, the dirtier the thing, in other words, as long as the pulp is not made by yourself, it makes sense to dislike it. …,

"Is this thing dirty??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl with a smile, "The thing in my hand, but there are not even bacteria, how can it be said that it is dirty??" ”

"These two gadgets, at a glance, you can tell that they have been rubbed for decades, sweaty palms, blowing nose, peeing, wiping buttocks and the like, who knows what they are stained?? I don't touch ...... anyway," the girl said with a look of disgust.

"If you say that, I think it's dirty......" Nie Canglong felt that these two walnuts were a little hot when he heard the girl say this.

"So......" The girl suddenly became proud, "I will definitely not pinch such a dirty walnut......"

"And what about these two walnuts??" Nie Canglong didn't want these two things anymore, "Such a dirty thing, why don't you throw it away?" ”

"No, my dad isn't dirty, when I see my dad, I'll give him a gift......" the girl said with a grin.

"Then you can take it......" Nie Canglong handed the walnuts to the girl again, and said with a sincere face.

"I don't touch them, I think they're dirty...... "How good are girls?? How is it possible to fall for a man?? The little brain shook like a rattle, and the little hands were behind him.

"Didn't you say you were going to give it to my father-in-law?? Of course you took it......" Nie Canglong insisted on asking the girl to put it away, "If I keep it and give it to him when the time comes, there will be other ways to say it, in fact, I am quite happy to give it to him by myself......"

"Then you can give it to him with your own hands, but my father will definitely not accept them, and when the time comes, you will give them to me, and I will give them to him, and he ......will take them," the girl said with a grin.

"It's too fine...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh and put away the walnuts, "In terms of IQ, I let you fall eight streets......"

"You're so polite, you're not bad, you finally know how to use your brains......" the girl said triumphantly.

"Xiexie compliment, I'll go get you walnuts now. I don't know where to put the thin-skinned big walnuts?? Nie Canglong said with a courteous face.

"Playing tricks with me again......" The girl looked at the man, smiling like a little fox, and her little hand reached into her arms, and when she came out again. There is already a walnut the size of a ping-pong ball in my hand, "It's a pity that I'm a bit more skilled, and I carry this walnut with me......"

"I suspect that the thing in your hand is not a walnut, I want to check it myself......" Nie Canglong frowned and said with a suspicious expression.

"When I crush it, won't you check it again??" The girl glanced at the man, "I promise." Walnut kernels are fragrant, so you still want to eat ......"

"That's not good, now even eggs are fake, let alone walnuts. If I don't check it, even if you really crush that unknown object, I will definitely not admit it......" Nie Canglong shook his head again and again and said.

"You're so shameless...... the girl's eyes widened, and there was a hint of strange color in the man's gaze. It's like looking at an alien, when did this guy get so tricky??

"Hehe, xiexie compliment......" Nie Canglong directly regarded the girl's words as a compliment, and smiled quite proudly.

"You're going to be in the future. I don't have to worry about you're going to lose......" The girl shook her head and sighed.

"Listen to your tone, how do I feel that you are my mother??" Nie Canglong was a little depressed. Listening to this tone, there is a clear feeling that the child has finally grown up.

", you ......," the girl gave the man a blank look. When I see your mother in the future, I will call her sister, call your father brother-in-law, and your grandfather uncle......"

"Your ass is itchy, isn't it??" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, "It's okay to take advantage of me, and dare to take advantage of my mother, my dad, and my grandfather??" Why don't you call my grandfather my brother ......"...,

"If he doesn't mind, I'll be fine......" The girl nodded very seriously and said.

"I'll fight with you......" Nie Canglong roared angrily, and as soon as he pounced, he pounced on the girl and pressed her firmly under him.

"What are you doing?? Help......" The girl screamed in fright.

"Scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you......" Nie Canglong pressed the girl under him, controlled her two arms, and kissed the girl's little mouth with a wicked smile.

"Bad ......" the girl screamed and turned her face sideways, avoiding the man's bloody mouth, "I came to see you pitiful, I was going to let you go, you can sing me the flower band......"

"Huh??" Nie Canglong pretended to look at the girl in panic, and his body straightened up like a spring, "Flower Band?? His face turned pale at that time, as if he had encountered the most terrible thing in the world.

"Hum hum hum ......" The girl saw the man's panicked expression, so she sat up proudly, smiled and pinched the thin skin of the big walnut in her hand, but then, her face changed, and she looked into the palm of her hand, the original big walnut turned into a walnut kernel, not only that, but even the thin skin on the walnut kernel was stripped away, and it was white like a human brain.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Nie Canglong laughed evilly at that time, "How about it, thank me, I'll peel the walnuts for you to be clean, it turns out that the thing you were holding just now is indeed a walnut ......"

"Despicable...... the girl glared at the man, "you are so despicable, your behavior is condemned by public opinion." ”

"The current network is no longer usable, even if it is human flesh, it is not possible......" Nie Canglong will be afraid of the condemnation of public opinion?? Don't say that the Internet can't be used now, even if the Internet can be used before, he doesn't care about these, in fact, being famous is a good thing, how many people put themselves on the board in order to be famous, and sold them as meat??

"Hmph......" The girl smiled coldly, glared at the man with her big beautiful eyes, put the walnut kernel in her mouth and chewed it, and her little hand reached into her arms again, "When I am just a walnut??" Little brother, you're joking too much......"

"Really??" Nie Canglong laughed even worse.

"Huh??" The girl touched it in her arms, her face couldn't help but change again, and her eyes began to fire when she looked at the man, "You actually crushed my walnuts......" said, grabbing four or five white walnuts with her little hands. Pulled out of his arms.

"No way, I'm a living Lei Feng, helping others is the foundation of happiness, it has always been my motto......" Nie Canglong smiled more and more proudly. He took out two red walnuts and slowly kneaded them in the palm of his hand, making a kerakala sound.

"What do you have to be proud of??" The girl glared at the man, "I told you a long time ago, I would never pinch that pair of dirty walnuts ......," she said, and stuffed a few walnuts into her small mouth and chewed them angrily.

"Then you just admit defeat......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl triumphantly, and the walnuts were kneaded more vigorously. Anyway, I haven't seen you dance yet, so I think I'm going to feast my eyes on it today......"

"You think beautiful...... "The girl's cheeks flushed, and she glared at the man with shame. I will never let your vile and dirty ideas come true......"

"What?? Want to go back?? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "You should know that it's not easy to play tricks on me......"

"Foolish?? My aunt and grandmother don't have these two words in their dictionary......" The girl glared at the man with disdain and said. …,

"That's okay......" Nie Canglong smiled and sent two walnuts to the girl. We're just waiting for you to make a big splash......"

"Xiaoqing......" The girl had a dark face and called Xiaoqing quite calmly.

"Let's say okay first, you can only pinch it yourself, Xiaoqing is not a ......" Nie Canglong heard the girl call Xiaoqing. I thought the girl was going to ask Xiaoqing to help, anyway. If Xiaoqing helps, let alone a walnut. Even if it's a shot put, it can be crushed.

"I'm going to do something so tasteless?? Let's make this bet, but it is established under the premise of fairness, justice and openness, if I ask Xiaoqing to help, you will not be convinced, if you are not convinced, you will not do your best when performing the show, and it will lose the effect of entertainment......" A sneer appeared on the corner of the girl's mouth.

"Huh??" In Nie Canglong's heart, somehow, an ominous premonition appeared.

Xiaoqing's little brain poked out of the girl's collar, and then the dragon's mouth opened, and a big round walnut made it spit out, and it fell gently and skillfully into the girl's palm.

"Hey, hey, hey, I've been guarding against you villain...... girl smiled evilly, gently pinched the walnut, and with a click, the thin-skinned big walnut shattered.

"You are playing tricks......" Nie Canglong's face turned pale at that time.

"Sample, fight with me, you are still tender......" The girl proudly stretched out her little hand to the man, "Do you want to verify the authenticity of this walnut??" ”

"You bully people......" Nie Canglong had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, when he met such a fine daughter-in-law, the future life would not be very good, at least hiding a private money or something like that, it was not very realistic.

"What are you afraid of?? Isn't it just a show? In fact, the songs sung by the Flower Band are quite good, and they often hum a couple of sentences, which can make people feel rejuvenated......" the girl said with a smile.

"Xiaojun, I was wrong...... Nie Canglong is a hero who knows current affairs, and he is a true dragon who can bend and stretch.

"Do you still need to say this??" The girl looked at the man with a smile, "Hurry up, now I am the only one to enjoy the performance, but after a while, Sister Bai and the others will come out and enjoy your performance, but I am not the only one......"

"Be accommodating, the little one knows it's wrong......" Nie Canglong's poor girl begged for mercy.

"No......" the girl shook her head vigorously, "I know that it is not easy to play tricks on you, but I know that it is even more difficult to cheat on me than with you......"

"People are wrong, why don't you feel sorry for others??" Nie Canglong put down his body and pitifully coquettishly played with the girl.

"You don't disgust me......" The girl's goosebumps came out, "I can warn you, people who disgust me usually don't end well......"

"Wife, you are too ruthless...... Nie Canglong's big eyes were watery.

"Huh......" The girl's diaphragm trembled, rubbing her goosebump-covered arms through her sleeves, "You are dead, you know??" You've managed to make me sick......"

"I managed to make you sick??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, looking incredulous, "How do I feel that you are wronging me??" ”

"I almost ......threw up just now," the girl glared at the man, "Now, as the winner of the gamble, I order you to complete the gambling contract as soon as possible, or I will use my own way to force you to fulfill the ...... of the gambling contract."

"Jun, how can you be so ruthless??" Nie Canglong made a bitter face and pleaded with a wailing voice, "I'm your husband, don't you feel the gloom on your face when you see me lose face?" ”

"No ......" the girl shook her head unmoved at all, "Seeing you embarrassed, I feel that all the pores of my body are dilated, and my mood can only be described in one word, that is, cool ......"

"Don't, right??" Nie Canglong cried with a sad face, "Xiaojun baby, Xiaojun baby, Xiaojun sweetheart, you just spare your husband this time, I promise that there will never be a next time......"

"I'm disgusted...... the girl shuddered involuntarily, her arms clasped tightly in front of her chest, and her delicate body curled up slightly.

"Then you spared me??" Nie Canglong heard that the girl's voice was very good, and there was a hint of coquettishness, and he couldn't help but rekindle his hope.

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