Chapter 457: Teacher Goat

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"It's impossible to spare you, don't even think about it......" NV child's words extinguished all the man's hopes, "You better prepare for the show, friendly reminder, before the show, it's best to do a warm-up exercise, after all, this child is more active, the range of movements is larger, if you stretch your old bones, it won't be very good......"

"When did I become an old bone?? You are slandering, I decided, I won't sue you for slander, and I won't give you a show, how about the two of us even?? Nie Canglong deliberately pretended to be serious and said. [Just look for novel material]

"Is there such a beautiful thing in this world??" The NV kid began to pout.

"Okay, please......" Nie Canglong began to be coquettish again.

"I'm sick to death...... "The two little hands of the NV child rubbed their arms vigorously, and their little faces were a little blue.

"If you don't agree, they will disgust you to death......" Nie Canglong threatened.

"You just disgust me to death, I won't agree......" The nv child stared at Nie Canglong with big eyes and glared angrily, I have never seen such a shameless person, a big man, he actually cheated if he lost a bet, it is not as good as Sister Bai, Sister Bai of others lost, and she took off her inner kù.

"As a man, he can rely on gambling, this character is really embarrassing......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's voice came over, and then, Yun Zhongzi Dao Changfeng's figure reappeared on the back of the big buffalo.

"I said it's your business?? You old bull nose and what?? Are you still ashamed?? Why are you absolute?? If you have an idea, you have to implement it. You'd better hurry up and leave......" Nie Canglong was unhappy when he heard the cool words of the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist, and the words he said were quite choking.

"Hum hum ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang didn't say anything, but Xi Ōng had a twisted beard smile. Because he knew that someone would support him.

"The Taoist also told the truth, how can you speak to the Taoist like this?? It's too rude, I haven't learned to respect the old and love the young?? Qin Xiaojun really supported Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, in her opinion, this old bull's nose was obviously speaking to her, so she naturally had to defend one or two, if it made the supporters feel cold. If something like this happens in the future, people won't be able to support it.

"Of course I've learned, but this old bull's nose is disrespectful to the old, and it's really not respectable......" Nie Canglong is willing to talk nonsense with NV children. Pulling and pulling, he forgot about the bet just now, that is what he wants to see the most.

"Talking about something else, you still want to change the subject?? Let's not care if the chief is worthy of respect, you have completed the bet first. As long as you finish the bet, I have time to discuss with you whether the Taoist chief is worthy of respect, and I can even set up a discussion group to mobilize the masses to discuss together...... "Qin Xiaojun is obviously not a fool. Men are not given a chance to change the subject at all.

"Baby Jun, are you really so ruthless??" Nie Canglong really had nothing to do. A pair of eyes looked at the NV child affectionately, and there was a faint heartache in his eyes. It seems that I can't believe that NV children are really hard-hearted. [Just look for novel material]

"You don't come to this set of ......" The nv child made the man's face red, his eyes flickered, and his head lowered slightly, as if he wanted to avoid the man's gaze.

"Xiaojun baby ......" Nie Canglong saw that his affectionate offensive seemed to have some effect, and couldn't help but call out affectionately, "Do you really have to squeeze me like this?" How can you bear it......"

"Xiaojun, forget it, Canglong is not a person who can't afford to lose, he just wants to see if you have him in your heart, will you give up some principles for him......" Yunzhongzi Daoist laughed evilly on the side, he didn't know much about Qin Xiaojun's xìng grid, because Qin Xiaojun was boundless, with his IQ, and even with his experience, he couldn't see her clearly, but there was one thing he knew very well, that is, this girl would sometimes be more shy and hard-mouthed, just like "Smiling Proud Jianghu" Ren Yingying is a little similar, she obviously likes it in her heart, but she just doesn't admit it, even if everyone can see that she is deceiving herself, well, this everyone, including fools, nerds and other mentally retarded people. …,

"How could I have him in my heart??" Qin Xiaojun really followed the script of Daoist Yun Zhongzi and left, "Still give up principles??" He thinks about himself too much, right?? It's not that she can't detect the intentions of the old cow's nose, but this kind of self-deception has almost become an instinct, in the past four years, if there is no such instinct, eighty percent of the two of them even have children, in fact, this instinct is called reserve, and the self-love of NV comrades depends on this.

(Ahem,I'm more advocating this.,NV people.,It's better to be a little reserved.,In the end,Although the foreign wind blows the skirt of the Chinese nvxìng,But any Chinese male xìng,Or like the more traditional nvxìng,Of course,If the gay men come to jiāo with the mentality of playing hooligans,Of course, the windier sāo, the better.,As long as you're not sick.,You don't mind stepping on a few boats at the same time.,Such an NV person.,At least don't feel distressed when you have enough to kick it away.。 )

"Xiaojun, you can't say that, Canglong should be sad......" Yunzhongzi Daoist made a peacemaker and persuaded the NV child.

"You old bull nose, I think Lao Tzu is stupid, I don't know what the hell you wanted??" Nie Canglong was angry at that time, and pointed to the nose of Lao Niu's nose, "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you, your face is full of peaches??" ”

"Look at it, Lao Dao is obviously speaking for you, why don't you know what to do??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said with an aggrieved face.

"You still say, don't you??" Nie Canglong's face was dark, his eyes instantly turned red, and the sword light flickered endlessly in his pupils, and he could rush out at any time and tear the old cow's nose to pieces.

"Don't say it, old Dao shut up......" Yunzhongzi Dao Chief Na Cheng thought that Nie Canglong's reaction was so big, and his face changed at that time, and he hurriedly stretched out his old hand and covered his mouth.

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong snorted coldly, and then the sword light in his pupils dispersed.

"Are you still tǐng going to bully people??" The NV kid began to pout.

"Am I a bully?? This old bull's nose plays us like monkeys. He should be taught a little lesson......" When Nie Canglong's eyes looked at the NV child again, the face of his pupils had returned to normal, and the person became hippie and smiled, "Why don't we fix him." Actually, when I looked at the beard on his chin, I felt disgusting, like a goat teacher......"

"Teacher Goat??" The NV child was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at the cloud Zhongzi Dao Chang and looked at it carefully.

"Didn't you have a goat teacher in your textbooks when you were in elementary school?" Nie Canglong felt incredible, Mr. Goat, in the primary school of that year, it was all the rage.

Goat Teacher. It's just an old goat who teaches lessons to the little animals, well, wearing glasses, quite an old pedant. As for the primary school Chinese textbooks that appeared in the last century, as for which volume is in the first grade, students who have kept the primary school textbooks can find it by themselves.

"Of course there is, wow, but how do I feel about this old bull's nose, no, no. It's an old Taoist, why doesn't it look like a goat teacher?? The goat teacher still has horns......" Qin Xiaojun looked at the Daoist of Yunzhongzi and raised his own question.

"Look at what you said, you want the old Taoist to grow horns. This one...... Because of the species, it seems unrealistic. Besides, I didn't say that people have to be like goat teachers. I'm just saying that his beard looks like a goat...... teacher" Nie Canglong looked at the old Taoist elder and sneered.

"Hmm......" The NV child couldn't help but nodded, "The goat teacher is a white goat, and the old Taoist is a black goat...... Phew, the Taoist is a human, but he looks black, not a black goat......"

"You two ......" Yun Zhongzidao's mouth trembled angrily, if he couldn't see that the NV child was taking revenge on himself at this time, then he had lived in vain for nearly a hundred years. …,

"Look at you, the old Taoist is high blood pressure...... The nv child's big black eyes rolled around, and he gave the man a big look, "When you perform the show for a while, just let the Taoist appreciate and appreciate it, and relieve the soaring blood pressure ...... for the Taoist

"This ......" Nie Canglong broke out in a cold sweat on the back of his spine, and after so many idle stories, how could he think that the NV child hadn't forgotten about the gambling contract, and he couldn't help but have an ominous premonition in his heart, maybe he really couldn't run away this time.

"That's it, you have to perform with your heart for a while, you have to know whether your performance is attentive, but it carries the cerebral blood vessels of the Cloud Neutron Daoist, if the cerebral blood vessels of the Cloud Neutron Dao Leader burst, but it is the evil you created...... Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.

"What does this cloud neutron long cerebrovascular have to do with me??" Nie Canglong immediately began to cry out, "The Dao Masters of Yunzhongzi have lived for almost a hundred years, even if they die, it is not a funeral......

In other words, the death of this old man is indeed not a funeral, because it is a good death and a good death, so the relatives of the deceased are generally treated as happy events, except for wearing linen and wearing filial piety and crying two voices, it is not much different from getting married and marrying a daughter-in-law.

"Why isn't it a funeral?? The Taoist can still live to be 9,900 years old, so calculated, the Taoist will not leave now...... "Qin Xiaojun can settle accounts, and he can live 10,000 years old, so when converted into a hundred years old system, isn't a hundred years old equal to one year old?? In general, one-year-olds will walk less.

"Do you really raise the Taoist chief as a turtle??" Nie Canglong stared at the beads in his eyes and said pretending to be dissatisfied.

"Where?? Did the Taoist chief say that he can live to be 9,900 years old, plus his current age, isn't it 10,000 years old?? Qin Xiaojun pouted and said with a look of grievance.

"He's not even a hundred years old now......" Nie Canglong pulled at the age of Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief, in short, as long as he can make the NV child forget about the gambling contract, he dares to talk about any topic, now everyone's strength has improved significantly, it is very normal to be deaf and clear, if he really performs the show, he will ensure that everyone can have fun and talk for a lifetime, such a shameful thing, he will not do it, of course, if Qin Xiaojun promises him to get the certificate immediately, he will do it.

"That's nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years old??" The nv child counted the age of the Daoist in Yunzhongzi, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, and looked at the old Daoist with a pair of beautiful big eyes, "The Taoist layman won't be surnamed Wei, right??" ”

"Of course not. How do you think the old Taoist surname is Wei?? "Daoist Yunzhongzi is calm, the more you want to make me angry, I just won't be angry, no matter how angry you are. The old way should be a play.

"Nine thousand years old, the surname is Wei Ma......" The NV child said with a smile.

"Wei Zhongxian??" Nie Canglong looked at the NV child in some surprise, and then at the Daoist of Yunzhongzi, "The Daoist is really not surnamed Wei??" I remember you saying that you have a lot of household registers......"

"There are indeed a lot of old Taoist household registration books, but there is no ...... surnamed Wei" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang's face was a little dark, Wei Zhongxian, that is the legendary man of the hour, the eunuch of the Great Tomorrow Qi Dynasty. It has left a strong mark on history, but of course, due to its physical reasons, this sè color is somewhat negative.

If it is said. He is a well-deserved protagonist in the martial arts during the Anti-Japanese War of the Republic of China, then this great eunuch is the well-deserved protagonist of the whole of China in the Great Tomorrow Dynasty. Those are all super bulls who call for wind and rain.

"Is there anyone with the surname Li??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Daoist Yunzhongzi, blinked his eyes, and asked. …,

"There must be, I think he remembered. What Zhao Qian, Sun Li Zhou, Wu Zheng, and Wang have ......" Nie Canglong nailed the words before the old Taoist could speak. Don't let the old Taoist have a chance to change his words.

"That's right, I heard that Wei Zhongxian's real name is Li Jinzhong. After entering the palace, he changed his name to Wei Zhongxian, and it seems that the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years old of the head of the Yunzhongzi Dao may be hereditary...... "The nv child smiled and slapped the board, and set xìng, hereditary?? Where did it come from?? Of course, it was hereditary from the 9,000-year-old.

"Old Dao is not angry...... "Elder Yunzhongzi Dao's face was dark, and smoke came out of the top of his head, but his tone became more and more peaceful, "Old Dao is not angry at all......"

"Dao Elder is so cultivated...... Nie Canglong gave a thumbs up to the old Dao Chief, "If someone says this about me, I will definitely be anxious with him, not only am I anxious with him, but I also have to scold him back with more vicious words......" As he spoke, a pair of dragon eyes looked at the old Dao Elder with encouragement and anticipation.

"Hehehe......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled calmly, "The heart of the old Dao is wider than the universe, there is nothing that cannot be accommodated, how can it be possible to deal with a child??" I began to curse in my heart: If it weren't for the fact that your fists were clenched and ready to hit people at any time, the old way might really let you scold Gu Yi.

"Little Green Snake, are you going to talk to the Taoist chief??" Qin Xiaojun looked at the man's leaping appearance, and his big eyes narrowed.

"Of course......" Nie Canglong's righteous and awe-inspiring tǐng raised xiōng chamber, "Dao Chang is the master of the masters, and you are actually said to be the descendant of Wei Zhongxian, isn't this an insult to Dao Chang Lǒ??" How did the eunuch come to the son?? Isn't this a certain nvxìng elder who is talking about the elder in a corner?? ”

"What's that??" The NV child glanced at the old Taoist's darkening face, and asked quite cooperatively.

"Do you still need me to say it directly?? If I say it, it won't sound good......" Nie Canglong glanced at the nv child and said.

"If you don't say, how do I know??" The nv child glanced at the face of the old Taoist chief, and the black face had begun to turn purple, obviously on the verge of an outburst, and he couldn't help but start sneering in his heart, playing smart in front of me, you can't be angry with you old thing.

"Do you really want me to say it?? If I say it, the damage to the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader will be incomparable, and it will destroy the world......" Nie Canglong began to talk nonsense, and his face made a serious appearance, just like the leader who spoke at the meeting.

"You see that you are pulling this big circle, you just say it directly, anyway, the heart of the Taoist is wider than the universe, and I won't bother with you as a child, don't talk about it, forget what you should say......" The nv child glared at the man with dissatisfaction and said.

"What should I say??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but ask a little puzzled.

"You ask me, I ask who is going??" The NV kid couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"That's ......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, frowning and contemplative, "What was I going to say just now??" ”

"What's that......" The NV kid began to remind him.

"What??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, and looked at the NV child in some surprise, "How do you say this without a head??" ”

"What's headless??" There was a black line on the little face of the NV child, "What you were going to say just now is, what is that......"

"That's what's that, why are you still asking what is that??" The expression on Nie Canglong's face became even more confused.

"Play stupid with me, don't you??" The NV boy glanced at the man, "You won't take advantage of this opportunity to have amnesia and forget about the show together, right??" ”

"Do you remember?" Nie Canglong wilted at that time.

"How could I forget such a meaningful thing??" A smile tugged at the corner of the child's mouth, and he glanced at the old Taoist elder out of the corner of his eye, and saw that the old cow's nose began to watch the show with great interest again, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes slightly, "Let's not talk about the performance program for a while, let's quickly talk about what a certain nvxìng elder of the Yunzhongzi Daoist is......"

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