"Too ...... That's great! ”

Just when the male parents on the playground were stunned by the class leader's mother, Xiaoqin suddenly popped out with such a sentence.

Huh? Could it be that Xiaoqin, you found that the squad leader's mother was too beautiful and was mentally abnormal? Don't! I'm going to take you into the Science Happiness Sect and deal with their Neuropathic Sect Master! You're going crazy first!

"The boobs of the squad leader's mother...... Not as big as my mom! It seems that the squad leader's lead over me must be temporary, and I will definitely catch up in the future! ”

Xiao Qin plucked up confidence and said.

Have you been looking at someone's boobs for a long time? Hooligans! I didn't even go to see the class leader's mother's boobs! A picturesque beauty, by your sentence "The boobs are not as big as my mother", immediately ruined the atmosphere of appreciation! You did it on purpose! You must have done it on purpose!

Because Xiaoqin said this, I went to see the squad leader's mother again, and my eyes always unconsciously aimed at people's chests, and at the same time, I was also recalling the size of Aunt Ren's bra in his backpack when he fought fiercely with the underwear thief......

I'm already a complete pervert! YY female classmate is just that, actually in YY female classmate's mother! Xiaoqin blames you! Give me back the pure mode of appreciation!

"You only see people's breasts, don't you see people's temperament?" I couldn't help but question Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin looked at the sky with both eyes, "Isn't Ye Lin satisfied with having breasts?" What is Temperament? Is it OK to eat? ”

Whose meaning in life is just breasts! You must be jealous! It's like the other matriarchs in the square, who are jealous of the class leader's mother who has such beauty!

Anyway, the wish to meet the class leader's mother has been fulfilled, and I pulled Xiaoqin and walked out of the school gate together against the crowd of parents.

After a while, Aunt Ren will also come, if I can't help it then, I will compare which of the two mothers' boobs is bigger, and then be caught by the squad leader during the visual inspection...... My life will end at the age of 14.

If you think about it, the class leader's mom doesn't have a key role in my current to-do list, and I wanted to meet her purely to satisfy my curiosity.

My current task list is:

(1) Rescue Amy from Ai Shuqiao (2) Promote the marriage of Dad and Aunt Ren (3) Protect myself from hanging up due to heart disease or other reasonsIn order to complete (1), I received another branch mission, which is to break into the Science Happiness Sect, steal their causal algorithms, and provide blood samples to Ai Shuqiao on time to do research.

(3) is the premise of everything, if I hang up, it will be a great blow to Xiaoqin and Amy, although the squad leader has threatened to kill me with a shotgun several times, but if I don't die at her hands, she will probably feel very sorry.

At present, the second one, to promote the marriage of Dad and Aunt Ren, is at a very critical step, after a series of events, the relationship between the two of them is more delicate, and today's parent-teacher meeting, they will sit next to each other like me and Xiaoqin, and it is a great opportunity to warm up the relationship!

With good wishes in my heart, I asked Xiaoqin if she wanted to come to my house today.

"Prepare dinner with me! Then our parents have a parent-teacher conference and let them come over and try our craft! ”

Xiaoqin was naturally overjoyed and agreed, and went with me to a nearby supermarket to buy a lot of semi-finished products, and also ran into Amy, who secretly came out to buy potato chips.

"Huh? What are you doing with the maid Qin, dead man? Amy clasped her hands in front of her chest, and her face was narrow, "Look at you sneaking, you must be doing something bad!" ”

"How so?" Xiaoqin stepped forward and touched Amy's head, and the touch of the soft blonde hair made her enjoy it very much, "I'm now a 'kind-hearted childhood sweetheart comic cat maid'!" Never do anything bad! If Sister Amy needs any help, just ask for it! I'll give my life to help you! ”

Amy twisted her neck and broke free from Xiaoqin's caressing, "Huh! I don't bother to accept your inferior life! ”

Then she pointed to the top of the shelf, "Take down the top potato chips for Miss Ben!" Do it with honor and gratitude! ”

I've always suspected that the tally clerk at this Walmart supermarket has a grudge against Amy, and he always puts the brand of potato chips that Amy eats most often on the highest shelf, so that Amy can't reach it even when she is up.

Even Celery had to lift her feet slightly to take down a can of potato chips and give it to Amy.

On the surface, Amy was "not too interested" and "reluctantly" accepted it, in fact, I understand the excitement in her heart, the pleasure is similar to a boy carrying his parents behind his back and downloading a **.

After holding the chips in her arms like a baby, Amy still stared at Qin and me as if we had something to do that we hadn't done.

"Is a can of potato chips not enough?" I asked with a smile, and then reached for more chips for Amy, and handed them one by one without crossing my feet.

Xiaoqin next to her looked very disappointed and muttered:

"I was preempted by classmate Ye Lin, otherwise, a can of potato chips can be counted as a silver star, and three cans of potato chips are three silver stars, and in the future, I only need to send potato chips to Sister Amy's sister every day......"

Stop dreaming! You're just helping Amy with the chips! Even if it's to encourage you, it's nice to give you a total of one silver star! There is no benefit to eating potato chips every day! If you give Amy potato chips every day, I'll deduct your stars instead!

Anyway, Celery's star list became ★★★ ☆.

I suddenly thought of a little and asked Amy: "Isn't there a parent-teacher conference in Qingzi School Park today?" ”

"Open!" Amy directly tore the sealed tin foil of the potato chips and ate them unscrupulously in front of the tally clerk.

"Penthos went to the parent-teacher conference for me, so I had a chance to get out and buy potato chips...... Usually Pooh runs errands for this job, but today she doesn't know where to go crazy and her phone doesn't turn on......"

Huh? Is Pooh bothered by the parent-teacher conference? Because I am not sure if my parents will hold a parent-teacher conference for me, I am more worried that my parents will quarrel at the parent-teacher conference and make me lose face?

It's okay to be at ease for the time being, thanks to Xiaoqin's efforts, Daddy Xiong and Mama Xiong should be able to control themselves at least today and won't make trouble a second time, right?

Amy ignored the supermarket staff and other customers' gazes and continued to stuff the chips into the cherry mouth.

"I wanted to get him out to buy potato chips, but it was halfway there, and he was almost picked up by a rogue to sell scrap, and then he fired an anesthetic needle and shot the other party down, and finally got this thing done......

In a short time, Amy ate the first can of potato chips, and she casually threw the empty can on the ground, without the slightest intention of taking the empty can to the cash register to settle the bill.

"Hey!" I stopped, "It's very uncivilized for you to eat potato chips directly in the supermarket!" Empty cans of potato chips canned after eating cans can't be thrown away casually! This checkout also uses ......"

"I came out in a hurry, and I didn't have any money with me."

Amy said lightly, then opened the second can of potato chips and continued to eat without changing her face.

"If you don't bring any money, you can go to the supermarket! Your behavior is ...... Belong to stealing, do you know! It's going to be recorded on camera! ”

"What's the matter?" Amy didn't slow down her eating chips at all, "004 and 005 are catching up anyway, so it's good to let them pay when the time comes." ”

Speaking of this, Amy smiled evilly, like a black-bellied Barbie doll, and whispered proudly:

"In fact, Wal-Mart's cameras don't work all the time, some of them are broken, some of them are purely decorations, and some of them have blind spots...... I've stolen things from Walmart and gas stations in the U.S. and I've never been caught......"

I was so angry that I choked, "You...... You local tyrant, why do you need to steal!? What did you steal? ”

Amy's eyes looked at the ceiling and she had half a potato chip in her mouth as a memory.

"Erasers are stolen in supermarkets, lighters are stolen at gas stations...... Like, it's fun to fight with cameras. ”

"You can afford a helicopter, steal rubber and lighters, and have a bird to use!"

"Cut, it's just a dead manservant, can you handle it! Miss Ben is happy! ”

"I'm your brother, of course I can take care of it!"

"Since that's the case, then it's better to trouble your brother to pay the bill." Amy dropped the unfinished half can of potato chips on the floor, "Why isn't it so crispy?" Damp, right? They should have called their manager out and scolded them......"

"You eat other people's potato chips without money, and you still have to scold other people's managers!" I said angrily, "If you hadn't met me and Xiaoqin, how were you going to pay the bill?" ”

Amy took a can of potato chips in her hand, looked at the camera on the ceiling, and walked over to what was probably a blind spot for the camera.

"Hmph, if you can't finish eating, find a way to stuff it into your clothes, supermarket goods below 50 yuan are generally not magnetic, and you won't be found without demagnetizing at the cash register......"

Nima, this is a repeat offender! My sister actually loves to steal things in the supermarket! I know there's a lot of pressure in the entertainment industry, but you don't have to release the pressure like this!

"Haven't you ever thought about what you'd do if you got caught?"

"Isn't that a double fine?" Amy said with contempt, "Double of zero is still zero, this is not the United States, not so many people know me, don't worry about being photographed by the paparazzi......"

"Hmph, and once I was caught, I immediately pretended not to know Chinese, and the supermarket staff would think that I was a foreign guest who had been separated from my parents, and placed me behind the service desk, not only would they not snatch the potato chips in my arms, but they would also take the initiative to pour mineral water for me, and I would just wait comfortably for Peng Thos and them to come over, and it would be a ......."

"Listen to you, you've been caught in China! Don't they know that you can speak Chinese? Can't you send an English-speaking staff member to educate you! ”

"In case I meet the kind of clerk who doesn't speak English well......" Amy unashamedly shared her little story of stealing, "and I'll change to Russian!" Anyway, you Celestial Empire people can't tell the difference between Russians and Americans! ”

So Amy, do you still speak Russian! Because I had a crush on the Russian sniper Vasya when I was a child, I loved the house and Ukraine, and it didn't take much effort to learn Russian!

My sister is a master of the three Chinese! In comparison, my English scores are even more inadequate! Don't stop me, let me die in the English-Chinese dictionary!

The problem is Amy, you are obviously not short of money, but you go to great lengths to find the dead corner of the camera, and according to different needs, sacrifice three Chinese languages as a shield - are you worth it to steal a can of potato chips!

"What do you know, dead manservant? Why are you looking at me like that? Amy was unconvinced, "Many actresses in the circle do this!" I'm not the only one! ”

In terms of the popularity ranking of ===== divider =====, the biggest change yesterday was: the book friend "I'm crazy about bricks" established a Xiaoqin Party official account called "Qinyi", and then used this official account to vote for 1210 VIPs to Xiaoqin, and also stamped 2 100 yuan stamps...... So Xiaoqin's total votes soared from 20,000 to 33,000, and the gap with the squad leader also changed from more than 10,000 to more than 6,000.

In short, there is such a thing as a party official number, and the Xiaoqin Party is ahead of the squad leader party, although the scrap iron doesn't quite understand what the "public account" is for, but it sounds so powerful......

In addition, in Group B, the forced rabbit has been killed to the second place, because the first place is Xiao Juan, who did not officially appear, so Group B followed Obama's ascension to the top, "people are not as good as dogs", and created the tragic legend of "people are not as good as robots", sure enough, the era of Skynet and Terminator is coming?