Amy gave an example, and I learned that among Hollywood actresses, Korean actresses, and even Chinese actresses, there are a small number of people who suffer from "kleptomania", and often steal some small goods of low value from hotels, airports, and gas stations, and then throw them away in order to destroy the evidence.

It's completely harmful to others and not to yourself! This is to relieve external pressure, the resulting pathological behavior!

In the "Global Science" magazine subscribed to by my father, an article specifically talked about this problem, and American experts said: Some people have kleptomania to divert external pressure, and some people have kleptomania because the concentration of serotonin in the brain is particularly low, which can easily lead to depression and weakened self-control.

"Hmph, I stole something, this supermarket should be honored!"

Amy was not ashamed, but proud.

Bastard! I don't have the kind of sister who steals in the supermarket! Xiaoqin has just started to change her ways, are you going to embark on the road of crime again!

Although in essence, many times it is just a double price to buy worthless goods, but this does not change the criminal nature of this kind of behavior! Weishenme's righteous sister and real sister don't give me peace of mind! Amy, you don't have to be trained too! Should I also pull you into the "Sister Tune" group and implement a star list system for you?

As soon as I had this impulse in my heart, I was immediately suppressed by reason.

It's dangerous! Amy is different from Celery! The reason why I was able to implement the star list system for Xiaoqin and lead her by the nose is because Xiaoqin is very satisfied as long as she pats her head and hugs! She also wants to save up to 10,000 stars so that she can redeem her girlfriend's qualifications and return to her girlfriend's position!

Amy: No! If Amy is asked to correct her bad behavior and do good deeds to accumulate stars, she will definitely not be satisfied with exchanging stars for small tricks such as headshots! Don't think about it, you must have to redeem quite excessive demands! And not to mention saving 10,000 stars like Xiaoqin, even if you save 100 million stars, Amy can't upgrade from a real girl to a girlfriend! Since there is no hope of escalating, how can I convince Amy to accept my femdom!

With deep thought, I gave up on my plan to train my two sisters at the same time, and pulled Amy to the cashier to pay for her three cans of potato chips.

Amy grabbed a box of chewing gum from a nearby shelf and slipped it in the pocket of her vest, trying to get by.

"What are you doing? Take it out! ”

Qin spoke responsibly for me, and then her hands passed under Amy's armpits, immobilizing Amy from behind, and I effortlessly pulled out the gum from Amy's pocket.

"You don't have to pay me! I don't want it! I don't like chewing gum in the first place! ”

Amy angrily kicked and kicked under Celery's control, and I easily dodged her attacks and handed the gum to the cashier to scan as usual.

"If you don't eat me, I won't have much money anyway."

As soon as he came out of the cash register, he was confronted by 004 and 005, and a thin old lady with a crutch, the old lady's face was wrinkled like a walnut, and she was whipping the buttocks of two bodyguards with a crutch at a very high frequency.

"You don't have long eyes when you walk! Hit my old bones! Can you afford to knock me down? Yes? ”

After a little questioning, I found out that Amy deliberately pushed the accompanying 004 and 005 on the old lady, so that she could sneak into the supermarket and steal potato chips.

Amy, you die! Can the old lady of the Celestial Empire touch it! The old man can't touch it! Be careful to make you lose to the end, and turn the helicopter into a soymilk machine! There is no resemblance between the two except that they have rotating blades!

Fortunately, this old lady was in good spirits, her bones were amazing, although her mouth was toothless, and some people believed that she was a hundred years old, but there was an attitude of a hidden master implied in it.

It's not me talking nonsense! Just look at how fast she whips 004 and 005 with her crutches!

Hit the buttocks of the two bodyguards in an instant, and then before his aging body lost balance, he withdrew the crutches, and the whole action was like flowing water, all in one go, and like a storm, it ran continuously for N years, and there was no momentum to stop.

Nima, this is the Juhe swordsmanship! 004 and 005 were originally not good at Chinese, but now they meet an old lady who doesn't know what to say, and she is so anxious that she can only speak English!

"You two shit!" Amy pointed at 004 and 005's noses and scolded, "I can't even do it with an old lady!" If she is entangled, she can just dig the pit and bury it! ”

"You yellow-haired girl is so ruthless!" The old lady paused heavily on the ground with her crutches, her face wrinkled, and she said with a big look and a small look, "It was you little girl who pushed me just now!" You take me to the doctor! ”

Although his voice was sharp, he didn't cry and make a fuss, and he stopped slapping 004 and 005's ass with the intention of stalking the other party.

004 and 005 were covering their buttocks, and they were frowning and not knowing how to end the matter, and they saw Xiaoqin behind me again, and their faces suddenly turned pale, and they each separated a hand, while covering their buttocks, they also protected their crotches, for fear that Xiaoqin would use "broken egg strikes" on them.

"You want to see a doctor, don't you?" Amy said to the old lady unkindly, "I happen to have a personal doctor, and you can watch his day's work, from the front, back, and from the side, until you are satisfied!" ”

It's a play on words! Amy, you deserve to be CET-10! The old lady doesn't want to "see" the doctor, but wants to see a doctor!

As a result, the old lady's reaction was even more unexpected than I expected, she frowned, her eyes lit up, and she asked, "Is the doctor a handsome guy?" ”

"No," replied Amy without hesitation, "a strange uncle who doesn't even have a beard to shave every day." ”

"Then I won't look at it." The old lady thumped her back and coughed twice, "Instead of looking at a doctor who is not a handsome guy, I might as well go home and watch the replay of "Full House". ”

Then, very unexpectedly, the crutch leaned back, and did not want to compensate, turned and walked, walked a few steps and stopped, opened a mouth that had no teeth, turned back to Amy and smiled dryly:

"Little girl, your family has a big business, and it's true that others can't compare with it...... But don't be too bullying, they all say, 'Be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future', right? ”

I thought the old lady had something to say, and just wanted to ask, but her feet were like the wind, and the crutches and two legs were coordinated, as if a person was born with three legs, and disappeared from our vision in a blink of an eye.

"She seems to be a practitioner," Xiaoqin whispered behind me, "but I haven't heard of such a powerful old lady in the martial arts circle of Dongshan City, and I can't see her path......"

So, is it an elderly female martial artist who came to Dongshan City for a tourist? At such an age, there is no one to accompany you? And what's so fun about Dongshan City? Could it be that he came to meet Xiaoqin's grandfather, the old man with martial arts?

"This old lady is so strange......" Amy held her delicate little chin, her blue eyes full of doubt, puzzled.

"Such a haode opportunity, but you didn't knock my bamboo pole? Originally, I planned to give her as much as I could, if she didn't go too far......"

Because the old lady was used by Amy as a prop to get rid of 004 and 005, and made a great contribution, Amy, who successfully ate potato chips, wanted to be rewarded for her deeds.

After thinking for a moment, Amy smiled to herself.

"I'm probably too old and have a problem with my brain! No matter what! It's ridiculous that I thought this old guy could have the normal thinking of a young man! ”

"Don't make remarks that discriminate against the elderly!" I vaguely felt that this old lady was not small, "How do you say a sentence?" By the way, 'old people used to be children, but children don't necessarily become old people'......"

"That means you might die halfway through." Qin explained as she drew a snake behind me.

"Cut, don't scare me with this!" Amy shrugged off, "I don't want to live to her age!" If I had become a wrinkled walnut like her, I would have shoved my head into the microwave and turned on the switch to commit suicide! ”

I think to some extent, there are more misconceptions in Amy's mind than Xiaoqin, all of which are taught by the damn Ai Shuqiao.

Therefore, it is necessary for Jihua to implement it on Amy as well, but I don't have enough incentives to attract Amy, so it is difficult to expand it for the time being, so I can only remain patient and wait for the time.

After 004 and 005 picked up Amy, Xiaoqin and I also went home, rested for a while, and began to prepare dinner together.

The semi-finished products sold in the supermarket, such as spiced shredded beef mixed with ingredients, and frozen tofu with fish sauce, are easy to cook.

"I want to show off in front of Uncle Ye~~~ I must tell Uncle Ye that I made these dishes alone, okay?"

Xiaoqin put on an apron and begged me.

I nodded: "Since you insist, then let you do it alone, I'll only be responsible for steaming the rice." ”

"I'll make the rice, too!" Xiaoqin was stunned and didn't let me do any work, and then her tone softened:

"As long as, as long as Ye Lin regards cooking and cooking as a good person, remember a half-star or something......

It turns out that I'm still thinking about the star list! Xiaoqin is like being obsessed with online games, insisting on not going offline to brush up on experience points.

"Then I'll give you a silver star! Not an example! I can also make semi-finished products myself! ”

(*^__^*) Hee Hee ...... "I got a star again, and happily stir-fried in the kitchen, sometimes the strength is too much, which will cause the oil star to splash out, and she will scream.

In order to welcome Aunt Ren to my house for dinner, I cut first and then played, ready to make all the meals, and then called my father and asked him to call Aunt Ren.

At that time, Aunt Ren heard that her daughter was already at someone else's house, and the meals had been prepared, so there should be no reason for her to refuse, right?

I estimated that the parent-teacher meeting was almost over, so I sent a text message to my father, asking him to ask Aunt Ren to go home for dinner, but my father didn't reply to my text message for a long time.

10 minutes later, I couldn't wait, and was about to call to ask my dad what was going on, but Xiaoqin answered a call from my mom.

Aunt Ren told Xiaoqin that after the parent-teacher meeting today, she was a good sister on the street who she hadn't seen for a long time, and she was going to go to catch up with the two of them, and she might not go home at night, so let Xiaoqin get some dinner by herself, and then go to bed early.

Before Xiaoqin's phone call ended, I received a call from my father, and my father's first sentence was to me:

"Xiaolin, I'm not going home today, I met a good buddy I haven't seen for a long time, and the two of them are going to drink some wine together to ......"

What a liar! You two are going to open a room! What the hell happened at the parent-teacher conference that made you two rush to open your room as soon as you leave school!?