[295] What a pervert
That night, Director Cao called me from a very noisy place and asked me if I had gotten Amy's underwear, and he had prepared a bank card with 20,000 yuan, which could be paid with one hand and delivered with the other at any time.
"Isn't it too little?" Director Cao said, "If it's Miss Emiel's underwear that she just took off, let me pay 30,000 yuan!" ”
No, don't seduce me anymore! The 20,000 yuan alone has been bewitching my pure heart! Recently, I have been afraid to meet Amy, on the one hand, I am busy, and on the other hand, I am afraid that I will not be able to resist the temptation of money, and I will use all kinds of means to steal my sister's little underwear!
And Director Cao, you don't feel distressed about spending sponsors' money! If it goes on like this, a few pairs of underwear should lose all the funds for filming! Do you want to apologize at the end of "Bloody Battle in Jinling", saying "Most of the cost of this film is used to buy Lori underwear, so the props produced are simple and the stunts are rough, please forgive the audience", such words!
told Director Cao that I couldn't do it, but Director Cao was so bad because of the noise.
"Haven't you done it yet? Then please keep up the good work, and be sure to bring Lori's panties to Uncle Cao! ”
Then a woman's unsatisfactory voice was inserted: "Who is it?" Don't talk on the phone when you're dancing~"
Was it in a ballroom! I'm going to recruit ** actresses again, isn't it? Director Cao, be careful and be caught by the anti-pornography team again!
Director Cao dealt with the woman twice, and told me again not to forget about the underwear, and then hung up the phone.
In order to distract myself from thinking about the piece of fabric between my sister's legs, I ordered a pineapple cucumber from downstairs, and after I had destroyed it all, I turned on my computer and started running an online store.
"Popeye" left me a message saying: "I'm waiting for Miss Model's plain panties, my little heart is pounding!" ”
"Coriander stuffed buns" happened to be online, and he sent me a thumbs-up emoji:
"The leopard print tights are very strong, and the thong is even better! But I think it's a bit expensive to buy......"
I replied, "It's hard to buy a lot of money, isn't it, dear?" And the model lady is more shy, she will wear a thong next time, I don't know what year and month it will be. This shot shocked the audience, and no one dared to bid again...... Those who failed in the competition are now hugging their heads and crying! ”
In fact, Popeye is the only one who loses the competition, but there is no business and no treachery, right? And the person who is willing to spend more than 1,000 yuan to buy original underwear, I wonder that his money is definitely not hard money.
The coriander stuffed bun said that what I said was reasonable, and he was ready to continue to buy the model's personal belongings to show his sincerity, until he moved the model to go to the room with him.
I thought to myself: When you see the "personal object" between the crotch of Miss Model, you should vomit blood and die.
But no matter how you say it, he is also a big customer, and he has the rare attribute of "people are stupid and have a lot of money", so I fooled him tightly and slapped him a lot of sycophants.
Not long after, a new customer contacted me, it was an ID that I had never seen before, and his name was "Uncle Fireball".
Huh? It is said that if a man is still a virgin at the age of 30, he can become a magician and learn all kinds of magic, including "Fade Technique", "Cold Field Technique", "Spare Tire Technique", "Good Man Aura", "Stepping Stone Aura", "Mind ML"...... In contrast, the Fireball Technique is a very useful ultimate.
This senior can learn the high-level fireball technique, I'm afraid he is a 40-year-old, or even 50-year-old powerhouse, right? Please bow down to me! It's such an honor to be able to talk to seniors! I was going to go on the path of a magician as well, but at that time, I thought, if the muscular Sparta learns magic again, wouldn't it be a double cultivation of magic and martial arts?
Uncle Fireball squirmed at first: "I heard that ......"
“?”
"I've heard from Popeye that your online store seems to be running a special business......"
Huh? Did Popeye tell his friends about buying plain underwear? I didn't let him advertise for me! How do you feel that our online store is like some kind of secret club, where regular customers introduce newcomers to achieve the purpose of confidentiality!
I sent a smiling emoji: "What do you want to buy?" ”
Uncle Fireball was silent for a while, and finally replied ruthlessly:
"I also want to buy the original panties of the model lady! I fell in love with her as soon as I saw the photos on your online store! Can you tell me her name? ”
"I'm afraid it won't work," I replied, "Miss Model's name is a private message, and I don't have this right even though I'm the owner of the store, but it doesn't delay me from buying plain panties :)"
Well...... Maybe more people will come to ask Miss Model's name in the future, do you want to give Shu Zhe a stage name?
Uncle Fireball looked a little disappointed that he couldn't get the name of Miss Model, but when he heard that our store did have an original underwear business, he cheered up again.
"Hehe, in that case, I'll pick these 'White Rose Sexy Panties'! Ask the model lady to wear it for three days, and it would be nice to do some more sports! I like the smell of girls' sweat the most! ”
Damn, just a few words familiar with me were revealed! is worthy of the seniors, the level of the pervert seems to be higher than Popeye!
I took a look at the "White Rose Sexy Panties", which were similar in price and shame to the "Black Silk Translucent Cutout Panties" ordered by Popeye, and the two were friends with surprising tastes.
The difference is that the "White Rose Sexy Panties" is a lace-up panties, as long as it is like untying a shoelace, gently pulling from both sides, the palm-sized panties will slide off the body, which can be said to be the best flirtatious, very yellow and violent.
In other words, Shu Zhe wears this kind of underwear for outdoor activities, will he accidentally fall out! That's a big deal!
But thinking about Shu Zhe, who is lazy and doesn't participate in any physical exercise, I don't take it seriously.
Uncle Fireball added another 300 yuan, and after buying the "White Rose", he didn't go offline, but chatted with me.
"Shopkeeper, have you ever thought about expanding your business?"
I became vigilant: "Miss Model doesn't sell her body and doesn't come out of the stage." ”
Uncle Fireball smiled: "That's not what I mean, I mean, the same Japanese perverted goods store, but it will sell girls' bath water, or saliva!" ”
Already default to us being a perverted merchandise store? I've already started asking me to be on par with my counterparts in Japan, should I have what they have?
It's easy to say bath water, but I don't have a bathtub at home! The saliva is too disgusting! Although Shu Zhe is definitely willing to sell......
"The shopkeeper? Is it still there? Actually, I just came up with a great idea......"
"Have you ever heard of a fetal brush? It is a brush made by parents from the baby's fetal hair, so that the purpose of commemoration can be achieved......"
"Well, if the model's hair could be made into a pen......
I was stunned, "Are you talking about hair?" ”
Uncle Fireball: "Hehe, shopkeeper, don't pretend to be stupid, you know it." ”
It dawned on me, and I was terrified.
Is Nima the hair of that place! Do you want to make a brush out of that kind of hair? When I take the materials, what should the clerk at the fetal brush making shop think of me! And even if I'm willing to sell it, Shu Zhe hasn't even grown hair at all!
Uncle Fireball, you're so perverted! You have instantly surpassed Popeye and coriander stuffed buns to become the most perverted of the three customers of the current perverted merchandise store!!