【296】 Three-ball cup
When every day is busy, the days pass very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it is a hopeful Friday, and tomorrow is another holiday.
After the morning radio drill, Shu Zhe called me to the back of the boiler room and handed me the black silk translucent panties in a crisper bag.
"This thing is so tight," Shu Zhe complained, "maybe it will affect my development!" Brother Ye Lin, do you charge more money from buyers~"
What kind of words are you talking about! I'm not messing with you! If you want to grow, you need to play more sports! You see, your sister has the same genes as you, isn't it very well developed!
And listening to what you say, as long as you have money, it doesn't matter if it affects your development? What's the use of you taking so much money! Are you going to sit on the pile of money and drink your wife's oral liquid in the future?
When I handed the "white rose" to Shu Zhe, he said "huh".
"It seems that there are quite a lot of perverts! If this continues, won't my sister have to wash my underwear? No, I have to deliberately stain my underwear and throw it out from time to time, otherwise my sister will be suspicious......"
Have you decided that you want to wear women's panties all the time? Do you even care about shame and development? If you know that my sister's underwear is worth 20,000 yuan, you will definitely have red eyes, pounce on it like a mad dog, and then be shot to death by a bodyguard!
I thought he would be picky about his laced panties, but after he took the 300 yuan I gave him, he didn't say anything, and just chewed gum and went to the bathroom.
Looking at Shu Zhe's thin back and frivolous gait, I suddenly realized: This kid is not wearing underwear now!
Compared with ordinary underwear, lace-up underwear is not only easy to take off, but also easy to wear, Shu Zhe must have felt that this underwear is very convenient, so he didn't complain.
I just hope that there won't be any accidents, and it would be nice to let such a sexy "white rose" slip out of Shu Zhe's trouser legs.
I was worried that the lace-up panties would fall off Shu Zhe's body at an unexpected time, but I forgot to put the recycled black silk panties in my school bag, and kept them in my pants pocket.
Listening to the fat-headed and swollen-faced father-in-law Cao, the school is about to search for prohibited items on a large scale again, and he has an inside line of the student union, which may be accurate information, and I put this thing in my trouser pocket at least to feel at ease.
"Why does your face look more swollen than yesterday?" I asked.
Father-in-law Cao sighed sadly: "Don't mention it, the big speaker thinks I bought lychee acid, and beat me again after school......"
You really deserve it! Who told you to call people dinosaurs! Those who played the modified version of "Red Line Area in the School" rushed to get the loudspeaker with a posture of 0, not for anything else, but to block guests! A perverted prostitute who specializes in blocking me and making people in wheelchairs!
Carrying a pair of erotic panties to the blackboard to answer questions, and carrying a pair of erotic panties to the dining hall to eat, made me feel very nervous, like a drug dealer in the Golden Triangle.
Just carrying it with you is so flustered, Shu Zhe, what kind of mood do you have when you wear this kind of thing to be your three good students!
Has it become a transvestite? Does wearing it evoke a sense of difference? I really can't understand the creature of the pseudo-mother!
Coming out of the cafeteria, I saw Xiong Yaoyue kicking a tree trunk with a sneaker and putting a band-aid on her knee.
"Hurt again?" I casually greeted her, "What did you do ......?"
Xiong Yaoyue looked up and saw that it was me, and her eyes were suddenly filled with joy from the bottom of her heart.
"Ha ......"
"Häagen-Dazs! Don't repeat it! Can't I take you to eat it now! ”
Hearing that I was finally going to fulfill the agreement, Xiong Yaoyue jumped in front of me exaggeratedly, inserted the five fingers of her right hand into the middle of the short hair that was blown by the wind, and said with a smile:
"What's so embarrassing about that......
Are you still embarrassed! I haven't been called by my real name for a week! If I don't ask you again, you're going to change your name to Häagen-Dazs!
There are Häagen-Dazs stores everywhere in Beijing and Shanghai, but Dongshan City is a small place, I recalled for a long time, only to remember that in the Henderson Commercial Building, it is diagonally opposite where I bought DQ ice cream for Amy, and there seems to be a Häagen-Dazs counter.
Asked Xiong Yaoyue if she would like to take advantage of the one and a half hours left in the lunch break to go to the Henderson Commercial Building near the subway station, Xiong Yaoyue said that as long as she was invited to eat haode, she would go with me from all over the world.
It seems that Xiong Yaoyue and the big horn are of the same sect! Writing rice bucket is read as a foodie, a long-standing sect! It's just that the big horn usually sits in one place to eat for a long time, but Xiong Yaoyue moves at the speed of light, eating all the stalls passing by non-stop, and because of the huge amount of exercise, she can't get fat when she eats like this!
It was about a one-stop distance, and Xiong Yaoyue ran at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
Xiong, Xiong, you slow down, wait for me! I just finished eating, and I'm going to be angry when I run so hard! It's no good to run first, don't think about competing with people anytime and anywhere!
In front of the revolving door of the Henderson Building, Xiong Yaoyue continued to run with her legs high on the spot in order to wait for me.
Entering the mall, I found the Häagen-Dazs counter on the 6th floor, and standing in front of the counter, I felt the saleswoman of the DQ ice cream parlor not far behind me glaring at us with almost hateful eyes.
Don't want customers to buy from competitors? Is it to compete for a certain turnover list of commercial buildings, or to make a bet with the other party? Even so, don't use the same expression as a resentful woman! In this way, maybe some people will think that you are my wife, and Xiong Yaoyue is my junior!
If Xiong Yaoyue is a junior, she must be a junior who has a lot of conscience and will save money for others.
After she found out that the price of Häagen-Dazs ice cream had increased significantly, she actually proposed not to eat it.
"Hey, hey!" Xiong Yaoyue pointed at the counter with her finger with extreme dissatisfaction, as if the wooden salesman on the opposite side had the power to modify the price.
"'Monte Carlo' and 'Black Forest', the two sundaes, why did they rise from 58 yuan to 64 yuan! And my favorite three-ball cup, which actually rose from 56 yuan per serving to 65 yuan per serving! You're robbing money! ”
Huh? I don't remember Haode Xiong Yaoyue, do you remember the price of ice cream so clearly? It seems that this is a necessary skill for foodies, no matter how low the talent is, you have to force yourself to learn it!
The male salesman was a little embarrassed and said:
"The company adjusts the price, and I can't help it, why don't you consider this 'Aiqing Boat of the Sea'? It went from 68 yuan to 70 yuan, which is not too much......"
Xiong Yaoyue pursed her lips, "There is no aiqing between me and him, what's the matter with eating 'aiqing sea boat'!" ”
Ah, I know you're telling the truth, but don't be so loud, don't say it in front of so many people coming and going! This time, everyone thinks I'm a poor spare tire, and I was taken out by the goddess in my mind as a wallet!
Xiong Yaoyue thought for a while, then turned her head and said to me:
"Let's stop eating Häagen-Dazs! Go and eat the DQ opposite, the DQ is cheaper! ”
DQ's saleswoman immediately showed the most beautiful haode smile on shijie, making you feel sorry for the facial nerves she used to make this smile if you couldn't buy a ton or two of ice cream.
I am a person who attaches great importance to credit, and since I promised to invite Xiong Yaoyue to eat Häagen-Dazs, other brands are not in my consideration.
What's more, Tuo Shuzhe's blessing, the recent online store has made amazing profits, and I have more money on hand, and I can still afford to be generous occasionally.
So I vetoed: "No, don't eat DQ, I'll only ask you to eat Häagen-Dazs today." Do you like three-ball cups? Salesman, just give me that! ”
The saleswoman at the DQ counter immediately removed her smile and replaced it with a refrigerator face, and I thought that if she knew my birthday, she might go home at night and perform the wooden man nail technique, cursing me for suffering from slashing and chopping with a knife.
As for it! I just bought ice cream from your competitors, and Amy and I bought yours last time!
Xiong Yaoyue was quite embarrassed with a three-ball cup worth 65 yuan.
"Don't you eat it yourself? Divide your ball, right? ”
I shook my head, still feeling the last time I ate ice cream to my nose, and the phrase "divide your ball" sounded a bit weird.
With her mouth wide open, the silky ice cream gradually dissolved in her mouth, and Xiong Yaoyue showed a simple and satisfied smile from a foodie. At this distance, I could see the little tiger teeth in her mouth.
"I ate other people's things for nothing, and the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life!"
Although I knew that Xiong Yaoyue frequently made thunderous words, this sentence still choked me enough.
Anyway, you don't eat for nothing, do you? It's because I didn't fulfill the duties of the sports committee well, and I still let you be responsible for collecting sports equipment for everyone, so I have to apologize with ice cream, right? Why have you forgotten all your reasons?
"It's quite expensive, but it's still enough for three balls!"
Xiong Yaoyue commented, I don't know what she thought, she suddenly laughed and coughed, and the ice cream mixed with foaming stars sprayed me in the face.
Ignoring me who took out a tissue to wipe her face, Xiong Yaoyue covered her stomach and smiled:
"The name of the three-ball cup is so obscene! One more ball than me! ”
This...... What a strange joke! And are you sexually harassing yourself!
Then she looked at my crotch again, "Don't be complacent, you only have two balls, you can't compare to it!" hahahahaha
Who is proud! Not only do you eat my ice cream, but you also sexually harass me! You're laughing with another burst of sleet! I...... I'm going to need to get some more tissues......
I went to take out a paper towel in my pocket in a daze, and I took out the black silk underwear sealed in the fresh-keeping bag as a paper towel.
Although I immediately stuffed it back again, Xiong Yaoyue's eyes were sharp and close, and she had already seen it clearly.
She froze for a second or two, then suddenly smiled and put her arm around my shoulders and led me to the inside of the circular hallway, where she sat side by side with me on an aluminum bench.
After eating the rest of the ice cream in two bites, she slapped my thigh and said with a smile:
"Unexpected...... Unexpectedly, you are not only gay, but also a sufferer! ”