Chapter 867: Death Hole

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"That's right......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded, "I almost fell for this kid's evil ......"

"Qin Xiaoniuniu, let me tell you, aren't you cheating on me? The next time you call for help, don't you see if I'm coming to save you......" Nie Canglong glared at the girl and said through gritted teeth.

"Come on......" Comrade Li Guiying sneered, "What kind of person you kid is, I know better than you, don't say that your daughter-in-law shouts for help, she is just a thorn in the roots, you can be on fire......"

"No, there is no ......" Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, "Can I be so unproductive??" It's not scientific......"

"I don't think it's scientific......" Comrade Li Guiying sighed, "Why do you say you are so unproductive??" You can't live without your daughter-in-law?? You live for your daughter-in-law, right? ”

"If you don't live for your daughter-in-law, then what's it for??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said.

"......" Comrade Li Guiying's face turned black at that time, "You don't care about me and your father at all??" ”

"I don't care about ......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "Daughter-in-law, it represents the son, with a daughter-in-law, there will be a son, with a son, life can continue, I have grown so big, just to see you hurt me, as for my grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, this is not easy to say......"

"Are you going to say that??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, "I quite agree, even if you pass the test......"

"Is this still passable??" The girl immediately pouted, "How did you teach such a beastly person??" Teach by example?? I'm disappointed in you, you know? ”

"You don't have a mother, you don't understand...... Comrade Li Guiying sighed, "This person wants his children and grandchildren to live well, and his children and grandchildren are hope and the future." It's the continuation of life......"

"Can you please stop hitting me so badly??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Can you stop being so annoying??" ”

"Okay, okay......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled proudly, "I won't hit you anymore......"

"Ahem......" Nie Canglong coughed twice, "I said, if it's okay, let's go back to dinner......

"What to eat??" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at his unlucky son angrily, "I'm so full of anger that I can't eat anything......"

"Who you off??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and asked a little puzzled.

"Who else but you?? Is it easy for Mom to raise you so big?? If you have a daughter-in-law, you will forget your mother......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at his unlucky son with dissatisfaction and said.

"Didn't you pass the test just now??" The girl was happy. "Dare to be affectionate is to make people poke in the dead hole, what they say against their hearts??"

"Ahem...... Comrade Li Guiying suddenly became embarrassed, and coughed lightly twice, "What a dead hole, why can't I understand it at all?" ”

"I've used this trick a long time ago, you change it to a fresh ......," the girl pouted and said.

"It doesn't matter if it's new or not, it's easy to use...... "Comrade Li Guiying pouted." I just borrowed it for a while, it belongs to the nature of a play ticket, and I got it if I made do with it......"

"What the hell?? Why don't I understand?? Nie Canglong said with a blank face.

"You're pretending too, aren't you??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"What am I pretending??" Nie Canglong was suddenly even more dazed. That confused look is exactly the same as the real thing.

"My sister pretends, that's cute, you pretend. That's obscenity, I said do you look in the mirror?? The girl pursed her lips and said with a sneer.

"I really don't understand......" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes. I just said it casually, in order to fool my mother, I feel that she is very good to our grandparents, and grandparents, anyway, it is better than me......"

"This little bastard, the old lady is really sad this time...... "A black line suddenly appeared on Comrade Li Guiying's head.

"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice, "What's that, this son thinks like this, hehe, it's bad enough......"

"Haha......" Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly, "I just said, whose child won't fool his mother??" Don't fool mom's children, they are all mentally retarded, don't you say, dear mother......"

"It's your mother's stinky ......" Comrade Li Guiying was about to burst into foul language, but he felt that if he really said this foul language, eighty percent of his sons would not be hurt mentally, but would make himself bruised all over his body.

"Stinky what??" The girl immediately became happy, "It's not refreshing at all, hurry up and say it......"

"Get out of ......" Comrade Li Guiying darkened his face and glared at the girl angrily, "I've never seen someone you hate so much......"

"Hahahahaha......" The girl suddenly hahadaxiao, "Interesting, so interesting, scolding yourself, the first time I heard ......"

"You don't have a mother, of course you can't hear it......" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes and said with a sneer.

"You ......" the girl's little face darkened, "you laugh at me, don't you??" ”

"yes, just laughing at you, what's wrong??" Comrade Li Guiying glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law and said menacingly.

"It's okay, I'm not angry...... the girl took a deep breath, "I feel pretty happy compared to someone who is thankless and has a hot face and a cold ass......"

"You ......" Comrade Li Guiying's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, "I tell you, you have angered me, it will not benefit you at all, you also know that you will definitely fall into my hands in the future, and when you fall into my hands, I hope you don't cry......"

"Huh??" The girl blinked, "Why can't I understand what you're saying?" What the hell are you talking about? ”

"Can you have a new trick??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"What's new??" The girl pouted, "This is my original, okay??" ”

"Okay......" Comrade Li Guiying took a deep breath, "I'm not angry, when you have a child, you can understand my mood at this moment, what is this called??" This is called the Heavenly Cycle. Retribution is not happy, it's not that you don't report it, it's not time to come......"

"Xiaojun, don't worry, when we have a son, if he dares to lie to you, I will help you beat him......" Nie Canglong patted his chest and took over the arduous task of educating children in the future.

"His dad is really a gorilla......" Comrade Li Guiying looked at his unlucky son with a disappointed face, sighed, and said.

"Orangutans are better than monkeys, right??" The girl covered her little mouth and giggled. "At the very least, it's a bit of an orangutan in terms of body......"

"Huh??" Nie Canglong frowned, "What do you mean by that?" Why can't I understand something? ”

"It's not that you don't understand, it's that you don't understand at all......," the girl pouted, "I'll tell you, do you think your mother is angry with you for fooling her??" ”

"Isn't it??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said in some surprise.

"Of course not...... the girl rolled her eyes, "you also said that you won't fool your mother's children, they are basically mentally retarded." If you say that, your mother must have fooled your grandma, everyone is each other, what's so angry about this?? ”

"Then I really don't understand......" Nie Canglong shook his head. What the hell is going on?? ”

"When did you get it??" The girl is quite good at finding faults, "You really don't understand it in the first place......"

"It's ......" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Hurry up and solve my doubts, let me die and understand......"

"Then I'll let you die......" the girl cleared her throat. At first, you said that your mother was better to you than your grandparents, and your mother was quite ashamed. Right......"

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong nodded, "That's what you said about the death hole, right??" ”

"That's right......" the girl nodded, "This dead hole poked out, and suddenly your mother had nothing to say, and then, what did you say??" You say you're talking nonsense, your mom treats your grandparents better than you, what does that mean? Your mom thinks she's better for you than for your grandparents, but what about you? You don't even feel it at all, how can this make you embarrassed to be a mother?? If it were me, I would have to die in this little pavilion with a heartbreak......"

"Let me die...... Comrade Li Guiying immediately cried and pretended to hit the pillar of the pavilion, "Don't stop me......

"Don't worry......" The girl pursed her lips, "I will take care of your son, I will treat him as my own son, and I will definitely not discriminate against him because of his IQ......"

"Mom......" Nie Canglong was suddenly shocked, "You broke the pillar again......"

"I said you ......" Comrade Li Guiying didn't bump anymore, with a black face, looking at this pair of dogs and men and women, yes, this is no longer his son and daughter-in-law, oh, one doesn't save him when he sees death, and the other is distressed by the pillar, is there such a thing as you? ?

"What's wrong with us??" The girl smiled proudly, "We're tired of this kind of trick for a long time......

"Have we played??" Nie Canglong was quite sincere, glanced at the girl, and said with some surprise.

"Shut up...... the girl glared at the man, "can you fight for a little bit??" When the son of a gorilla, you have an addiction, don't you? ”

"I'm not ......" Nie Canglong was quite embarrassed, "Aren't I simple??" ”

"But you're too simple, aren't you?? If you can't speak, can you nod your head?? You cooperate with me, I xiexie you ......" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong nodded, "What you say is what you say......

"The gap in IQ is too big......" Comrade Li Guiying looked a little awkward, and looked at the girl with an embarrassed face, "I don't know where you two come from the common language......"

"Who has a common language with your son??" The girl rolled her eyes, "I'm not an animal trainer, and I don't have any common language with gorillas......

"If you say this, I will never nod......" Nie Canglong glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law and said.

"It's okay...... the girl nodded, "It's not incorrigible......"

"How??" Comrade Li Guiying immediately puffed up his chest proudly, "My son is smart, right?? ”

"Smart ......" the girl nodded vigorously, "Your son is too smart......"

"How do I feel like you two are not saying good things??" Nie Canglong's face was black at that time. "Am I really that stupid??"

"Don't worry......" Comrade Li Guiying looked at his son with sympathy, "Guo Jing is so stupid, don't you marry Huang Rong anyway?" God advocates the way of balance, Xiaojun is extremely fine, and the husband he marries naturally has to be stupid to the extreme, and the child born is a normal person, there is no better match in this world than the two of you......"

"If you can marry Huang Rong, you can be Guo Jing when you are Guo Jing......" Nie Canglong immediately became happy.

"Sister......" The girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "Didn't I tell you??" I'll take care of your son. Hurry up and hit it......"

"I said......" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "Can you stop being so crowded??" Do you do that? Such unforgiving, this is my mother'......"

"It's still a son...... Comrade Li Guiying was immediately happy, "This daughter-in-law is not as good as her own daughter......"

"Did you hear that??" Nie Canglong looked at the girl triumphantly, "My mother can see it, it's still me who ......."

"How's you going??" The girl pursed her lips and said disdainfully.

"Our mother broke the pillar, and I'm the son of my own son. Am I embarrassed to let her pay for it?? If it were you, who was your own daughter-in-law, you would definitely be embarrassed......" Nie Canglong said triumphantly.

"......" Comrade Li Guiying's face was as black as the bottom of the pot at that time, this unlucky son is really his grandmother's...... It's not a thing.

"Sister......" the girl pouted. You don't have to worry about crashing, if it's broken, you will never be allowed to pay, isn't it just a pillar?? What's the big deal?? If it is broken, it will be replaced by ......"

"Why is my life so bitter...... Comrade Li Guiying sat on the ground. I slapped my thighs and cried bitterly.

"This ......" Nie Canglong was immediately dumbfounded, "The strength of this spiritual attack has exceeded my endurance limit." I'm still ...... Withdraw......" he said, turning his head to run.

"What are you running??" The girl grabbed the man, "She's pretending, her son is so capable, it's too late for her to be beautiful, what's wrong with her life??" Isn't this scientific, you know? ”

"That's right......" Nie Canglong nodded immediately, "If she has a hard life, is there still a happy person in this world?" ”

"That's it......" the girl nodded, "So, she is pretending, the crying child has milk to eat, let me tell you, when she cries like this, do you have a feeling of weakness??" ”

"How do you know??" Nie Canglong was immediately surprised, "I'm really weak-hearted......"

"You wanted to run just now, if you don't have a weak heart, what are you running??" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"That's right,......" Nie Canglong nodded, "You still observe carefully......"

"Then do you still have a desire to compensate her for slowly growing in your heart??" The girl pursed her lips and said.

"This ......" Nie Canglong touched his chest, "It seems to be a little ......"

"Can you two stop pretending like that??" Comrade Li Guiying couldn't stand it anymore, "It's okay if you want me not to cry, you have to compensate me ......"

"Look......" the girl was immediately happy, "I just said, when she cries, she just wants to feed......"

"And how do you want me to compensate you??" Nie Canglong looked at his mother cautiously and said.

"It's very simple...... Comrade Li Guiying snapped his fingers, "Just two requirements, if you meet me, I won't cry, if you don't meet me, let me tell you, my mouth grows on me, I want to cry and you can't stop ......"

"You say......" A black line suddenly appeared on Nie Canglong's head, "Your omnipotent son listen......

"First point, this is very simple...... Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl, "You have to have a French wet kiss with your daughter-in-law, less than two hours, let me tell you, your mother can cry blind you believe it or not??" ”

"Rascal ......" The girl's little face turned red at that time, and she turned around and was about to run, "I'm going to dinner, I won't tell you......"

"Where are you going??" Nie Canglong grabbed the girl, "When I wanted to run just now, you grabbed me, and you want to run now??" No way......"

"Little green snake, you don't have a face, I still have a face......" The girl suddenly became anxious, "I tell you, if you provoke me, I will be unkind to you......"

"I didn't say shameless...... Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "You ran away, what should I do alone??" My mom didn't cure you, didn't cure the gorilla?? ”

"It's ...... too" The girl thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "Then I'll be your companion......" As she said, she looked at Comrade Li Guiying, "If you don't agree to the first condition, hurry up and say the second ......"

"If you don't agree to the first one, then don't agree, but on the second condition, you have to promise me twice as much to compensate me for the loss of the first condition...... Comrade Li Guiying is quite good at negotiating.

"You say......" the girl said noncommittally, raising her eyebrows.

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