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"I'm just talking about ......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl, "What I just said, the main meaning is that since you know that my son has not been weaned, then you must have breastfed him??" ”

"Can you say this in front of your uncle??" The girl suddenly became anxious, "Even insinuations can't be made, you are so out of tune......"

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was suddenly unhappy, "What did I say about me??" What are you feeling weak?? You're a big girl with yellow flowers, do you have milk? ? I'm telling you, it's you girl who is not healthy in her heart, don't you know?? Nowadays, children use bottles to breastfeed, do they understand the bottles? ? I found out, you must have let me inadvertently poke the death hole, otherwise, you wouldn't be so weak-hearted, you told me, you and my son are not ...... Well?? ”

"You talk nonsense...... girl's little face turned red at that time, "you are all nonsense, me and your son are like shallots and tofu ......"

"Mixed together??" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately happy.

"What do you mean by mixing it together?? It's innocent......" The girl screamed.

"You two are not innocent, don't you know in your own hearts??" Comrade Li Guiying smiled ambiguously, "Don't worry, I won't laugh at you, your uncle and I are very enlightened people, anyway, we all have to buy tickets, whether to buy them before getting on the bus or after getting on the bus, we don't care at all......"

"I'm going crazy...... the girl said helplessly, covering her face.

"Crazy what??" Comrade Li Guiying gave the girl a blank look, "You just can't pass the level in your heart, now you are living together unmarried, and you buy a ticket or even don't buy a ticket after getting on the bus first, isn't that much??" Why are you so hypocritical?? ”

"Disgusting ......" the girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying with disdain, "I'm disgusted......"

"Oh??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes lit up, "Girl." You like to eat Hunan food, don't you? ”

"What ...... said," the girl rolled her eyes, "my hometown food, of course I love to eat ......"

"That's right......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded vigorously, "If you are disgusting, it means that you have it, you love to eat Hunan cuisine, it means that you are pregnant with a girl, Hunan cuisine is mainly spicy......"

"Oh my God......" The girl glared at Comrade Li Guiying and began to grit her teeth, "Why are you so not a thing??" ”

"What??" Comrade Li Guiying's face was black at that time. "What you say, is that a daughter-in-law supposed to say??"

"Who is your daughter-in-law??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Aren't you my sister?" ”

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying frowned, "I'll tell you, now that you have it, then we won't be in a hurry, let alone the dowry, the dowry doesn't satisfy me, you don't want to enter our house." You're no bigger than me now, and when the time comes, don't blame me for opening my mouth over the dowry......"

"What are you talking about??" The girl blinked her eyes and looked at Comrade Li Guiying blankly. "Why don't I understand at all??"

"Pretend to be ...... with me" Comrade Li Guiying pouted, "I'll tell you, it's useless for you to pretend, if you don't follow my sincere daoqian." I can't finish this......"

"I don't understand......," the girl shook her head vigorously, "I don't understand what you're saying." Do you have one now? That's too fast, right?? I just got you the ring, why did you have it?? Could it be that it has been held back for decades, and once it is released, it will be out of control? ? ”

"I'll tell you......" Comrade Li Guiying's face turned red at that time, and he glared at the girl viciously, "Don't be stinky and beautiful with me now, you also know that women are grudges, and when you fall into my hands, let's settle the account ......."

"Hmph......" the girl smiled coldly, "I'll wait, when the time comes, I'm afraid you will forget ......"

"China's recorded history is 5,000 years, and I tell you, I have to remember your 5,00......0 years," Comrade Li Guiying said through gritted teeth.

"Uh......" The girl's smile suddenly stiffened, "What's that??" Do we really have such a big hatred?? ”

"Of course......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded heavily, "Let me tell you, I am a woman among women, and I hold grudges the most......

"It's not good...... the girl shook her head, "Sister, how can we say that we are also good sisters, you can reduce it a little, five thousand years is too much......"

"More than 5,000 years??" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "In my long life, 5,000 years is a fart......

"Cut a little, give face, who are the two of us??" The girl grinned and said.

"That's it, I'll give you a face, four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years......" Comrade Li Guiying waved his hand boldly and generously and said.

"Ahem......" The girl coughed twice and cleared her throat, "Sister, you don't understand what I mean, I mean, let you subtract a little, it's from the number of five thousand, you think, five thousand is a four-digit number, you subtract a zero, five hundred years is not short......"

"What can I do in 500 years??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "At least a thousand years......

"A thousand years??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Give my sister a face, nine hundred and ninety-nine years, listen to this number, how auspicious, ninety-nine-nine, long and long......"

"That's right......" Comrade Li Guiying frowned, and couldn't help but nodded, "It's nine hundred and ninety-nine years......

"Haha......" The girl was immediately happy, "Then I'm not afraid of you, Comrade Li Guiying, let me tell you, you are very annoying, hypocritical, stingy, and lose your temper at every turn, do you know??" You don't look good at all, you obviously have a daughter's body, but you have a man's appearance, tell you, you are ugly to death, do you know? ? ”

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately angry, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, what do you mean you??" ”

"Bullying you......" The girl smiled proudly, "I'm addicted to bullying, let me tell you, I wanted to bully you for a long time, looking at your usual stupid appearance, it's disgusting to watch." What else would you do besides pretending? Obviously he has a bear waist, and when he walks, he is still weak and willow supportive, he obviously has a big cake face, but he also pretends to be a shoehorn, you look at your breasts, they are hanging down to the top of your feet, and you are embarrassed to come out and be embarrassed, you look at your ass again, it looks like a cutting board. Look at your thighs again, even if the elephant sees it, it's ashamed of itself, and then look at your neck, my mother, it's thicker than your waist......"

"Ah......" Comrade Li Guiying suddenly screamed, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, I fought with you ......" and pounced towards the girl.

"Help...... the girl screamed, "someone." Come on, help......"

"What's wrong??" Nie Canglong's figure appeared in the gazebo, with a hint of nervousness and panic in his expression, "What the hell is going on??" Where's the hell?? ”

"Just in time......" The girl saw Nie Canglong appear. Immediately, he pushed Comrade Li Guiying away and ran behind the man in a puff of smoke.

"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips and looked at his unlucky son with a look of grievance, "Your daughter-in-law bullies her mother." You'll have to give your mom an explanation, and if you're not satisfied, I'll tell you. You're not my son......"

"Aren't you already the mother of the little green snake??" The girl shouted behind the man.

"Son, listen to ......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at the girl, "Is this what a daughter-in-law should say?" ”

"Didn't you just say that? If you want to remember me for 999 years, you will trouble me now, are you too untrustworthy?? Let me tell you, it is natural for women to have no credit for men, but women have no credit for women, that is a matter of quality, do you know that you have no quality? ? The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying with a provocative face and said.

"Ahem......" Nie Canglong coughed twice, "Xiaojun, before talking about others, wipe your ass clean, do you just talk to women?" Do you fool Sister Yuan and them less?? ”

"Where the hell are you??" The girl immediately became angry and pinched the man fiercely, "I am a woman among women, can I be like an ordinary woman??" ”

"Look at what you said......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "You are a woman among women, you have four milks??" If you have four milks, I will admit that you are a woman among women......"

"You've only grown four ......" The girl was immediately angry, "I said how can you talk without words, it turns out that you are a woman among women......"

"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying took a deep breath, "I tell you, your daughter-in-law attacked me, if you don't give me an explanation, I tell you, from now on, I will not be your mother, and you will not be my son......"

"Then you give me back the Chaos Pill......" Nie Canglong stretched out his hand towards his mother.

"Here comes again...... Comrade Li Guiying's face darkened at that time, "So, you don't recognize me as a mother??" ”

"That can't be helped......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "Your coercion method is too bad, and you will definitely not be allowed to succeed......"

"Okay...... Comrade Li Guiying took a deep breath, then took out a small bag and threw it under the feet of his unlucky son, "Give you the Chaos Pill ......"

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, looked at the small bag under his feet, and then at his mother, "Did you really give it back to me??" ”

"Hmph......" Comrade Li Guiying snorted coldly, and turned his head coldly, "What kind of Chaos Pill is you, I'm ...... hot."

"Open it up and take ......a look," the girl encouraged behind the man, "count the number, maybe someone is greedy for a few......

"One less, that's the one I ate, and I'll return it to ......you when I have the conditions in the future," Comrade Li Guiying said lightly.

"That one doesn't count ......" the girl pursed her lips, "I suspect you have several ...... hidden."

"Then you should order better, order carefully......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly and said.

"I don't need you to say it...... I know" The girl picked up the small bag, opened the mouth of the bag, and poured out the pills inside to count.

"Are you really??" Nie Canglong's face was black at that time, and he snatched the small bag, "Can you rely on a little bit of music to do things?" ”

"It's not reliable if I click on it??" The girl rolled her eyes, "I'm telling you, this bag is a lot lighter, I'm sure your ex-mother definitely hid ...... privately."

"What's the ex-mom??" Nie Canglong's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. "What's wrong with my mom hiding two of them?? Wouldn't you just not see it?? ”

"Who hid it??" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy, "A little bit, a little bit yourself, if you have one less, I will compensate you for ten ......"

"Then ...... a little bit" Nie Canglong nodded and opened the small bag, "It's about my mother's innocence, and it must not be ambiguous......"

"You are really your mother's good son...... Comrade Li Guiying's face turned red at that time, "Mom has such a good son as you, it's really his grandmother's pride......"

"Really??" Nie Canglong put the bag in his mouth. Shaking it slightly, in an instant, a large number of small mud balls were poured out of the bag, "With a mother like you, I'm really proud......"

"Hehe...... Comrade Li Guiying smiled embarrassedly, "Son, your mother is smart, right??" ”

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded, and nodded vigorously, "Mom." You're so smart, and I'm pretty proud, at least in terms of IQ, you're at the bottom......"

"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying's face suddenly pulled down. Are you kidding your mom?? ”

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "What I said is true......"

"But why do I think you're laughing at your mother??" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly and said.

"He's just laughing at you......" The girl arched the fire on the side, "I can prove ......"

"Hey......" Nie Canglong was suddenly unhappy. pinched the girl's face, "You're quite good at sowing discord??" ”

"Get out of ......," the girl slapped off the man's bad hand, "You dare to say that what you just said wasn't the opposite??" ”

"It's definitely not a counter-story. I swear by the lamp......" Nie Canglong said confidently.

"So, I'm sure you're laughing at my sister......" the girl said, pouting.

"Why??" Nie Canglong was not happy, "Why are you so sure??" ”

"Yes...... Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl, "Why are you so sure??" ”

"It's very simple......," the girl held out a finger, "First of all, my sister is smart, there's no doubt about it, right??" ”

"I don't object to you saying this at all......" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows and said with some pride.

"The second point is that someone is stupid...... "The girl's gaze fell on the man, "and that's undoubted, right??" ”

"Is this this??" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at his son, "Although I don't want to admit it, but that's the case, so let's ...... it."

"I ......" Nie Canglong was speechless for a moment, this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law seem to want to unite, this singing and harmonizing, the cooperation is quite tacit.

"Zuihou, and most importantly......," the girl sighed, "how can a smart man give birth to a stupid son?" Is your spouse really not a gorilla? ”

"Uh......" Comrade Li Guiying was stunned for a moment, "it seems...... That's really the case......"

"That's why your son said that in terms of IQ, there is a bottom......" The girl said in a clear manner, it was a fine word, and no one could refute it.

"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying sneered and looked at his unlucky son, "Have you grown??" When you laugh at your mother, you know how to beat around the bush and engage in roundabout tactics?? You're not simple......"

"I really don't mean that......" Nie Canglong was about to cry, "Mom, you have to believe me, don't listen to the villain's slander......"

"Who do you say is the villain??" The girl's little face was dark, she glared at the man angrily, and said through gritted teeth.

"You ......" Nie Canglong glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law, "It's all you, just say some crooked reasoning and take my dear mother to the ditch ......"

"Your mother is so smart, can I take her to the ditch??" The girl was immediately angry, "Can you think before you speak??" You can say such illogical words?? Are you confused?? ”

"Ahem...... Comrade Li Guiying coughed twice, "Son, Xiaojun is right, your mother is such a smart person, can you let people take the ditch to the ditch?" Go through the brain before you speak......"

"I'm ......" Nie Canglong was about to cry, "You are a villain Yuan Xianchen, Mom, your dynasty won't be able to support it for long......"

"Sister......," the girl sighed, "it's no longer a game between you and your unlucky son, it's risen to the level of a man and a woman, he's trying to subvert your dominance in the family, are you sure he's not the striker sent by your gorilla??" ”

"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes became extremely sharp at that time, "You and that gorilla ...... Phew, it's your dad, what did your dad tell you before you came?? ”

"I asked my daughter-in-law to call for help...... Nie Canglong's head was full of black lines, "Can you grow a little longer, you can believe what others say......"

"Isn't that obvious??" The girl immediately clapped her hands, "He's provoking the relationship between the two of us, think about it, we are now a game between men and women, so the two of us are born together, is there anything more obvious than this to sow discord??" ”

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