【896】 Seven Heroes of Winter Mountain
Generally speaking, people do things that violate the law and discipline, and they always don't want others to know their identity, such as robbing a bank and wearing stockings or something, but these seven guys who broke into the classroom of the third (3rd) class of junior high school reported that they were the Seven Heroes of Dongshan and came from the glorious Dongshan City Mental Hospital.
Is it seven neuropathies to dare to love! It's time to see when they're performing their debut!
However, as a group of ethical psychopaths, the seven of them, like Fang Xin, disdain to use the vulgar names given to them by their parents, but use different code names for each action.
Regarding the action of storming the school and taking hostages, some people proposed to use the code name "big baby, second baby, third baby, fourth baby, all the way up to the seventh baby", but it was unanimously opposed by others.
"Xiao Li, you have watched too much "Gourd Baby", right? Don't drag us down to your level! Why don't you say that the seven sheep in "Pleasant Goat" are used as code names! ”
The youngest, but there are also 27 or 8-year-old Xiao Li aggrieved: "Although there are indeed seven sheep in "Pleasant Goat" plus the village chief, the beautiful sheep in it are ewes!" None of us are women......"
"Who said that the beautiful sheep is a female sheep?" The leader of the Seven Heroes of Dongshan raised his eyebrows in a white suit and said, "The sheep village is full of sheep, and the ewes have no horns!" The beautiful sheep sheep has horns, so it is not a ewe! At most, it's just a pseudo-girl who likes to wear women's clothes! ”
"Then there are no pseudo-mothers among us!" Xiao Li was still not convinced, and then he dragged the beard of the gas canister and spoke:
"Forget the codename! Hurry up and tear down the public toilet at school! It is facing my house and affects our family feng shui! I lost money in stock trading because of this smelly toilet! ”
The two eyes were blood-red, so that no one doubted, as long as his wish was not fulfilled, he would not hesitate to detonate the gas canister with the cigarette in his other hand.
"You didn't take your medicine today, did you?" Xiao Li, who had just been deflated on the issue of code name, gave him a blank look, "You want to demolish the toilet, it was before you were imprisoned in a mental hospital!" Twenty-eight is far away from your home! How can it affect your home's feng shui? ”
"What? Isn't it for the purpose of demolishing the toilet today? "The admission time is relatively short, and I may not have a good memory because I am taking neuroleptic drugs, and I look at the white suit in confusion.
"Of course not to dismantle the toilet!" Bai Sui said categorically, "We're going to fly to Hawaii today......"
"Boss, don't you want to mention Hawaii?" Several other people said in unison, "Your boss was selected by guessing boxing, if you do this again, let's guess boxing again!" ”
"Hmph, I will win the re-guessing boxing!" Bai Xifu sneered, "Then Jihua revision, our purpose today is to force Ye Lin out and see if this student who Fang Xin often talks about really knows Fang Xin's weaknesses...... Then fly to Hawaii! ”
Others deliberately ignored the half sentence of Zuihou in the white suit, and said one after another:
"Yes, before Fang Xin appeared, we were the rulers of the Dongshan Mental Hospital, and all the doctors and nurses revolved around us!"
That's just because you're sick, right? What is there to be proud of!
"As a result, after Fang Xin was transferred to the hospital, with his diploma from a foreign university and his knowledge of chaotic mathematics, he actually openly taught other patients in the mental hospital, and even some doctors and nurses were fooled by him, which is really a great shame!"
"Yes, ten years ago, when the cafeteria was arguing about the sword, seven of us didn't argue with Fang Xin, and we lost face in front of the fans......"
"Hey, not ten years ago, ten days ago!"
The person who spoke in front of him glared, "I live like a year in this mortal world, so a day is a year for me, do you have an opinion!" ”
While the seven psychosis were arguing, the class leader was the first to assess the current situation and the dangers faced by the teachers and students.
The seven people who broke in were undoubtedly mentally ill, and they were all very ill, but because of the unpredictable behavior of the psychopaths, they were no less dangerous than the seven terrorists, and they must not be rashly stimulated.
"Everyone is in the same place," the squad leader said in as low a voice as possible, "what you were doing before will continue to do now...... Sun Yu! You put your phone down! Now is not the time to call the police! ”
At that time, the people who were trapped in the classroom included the class leader, Teacher Yu, Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue, Mu Zhongming, Big Horn, PHS, Gong Caicai, Sun Yu, a total of nine people, among them, when Teacher Yu understood what was happening, he immediately turned pale with fright, and he wished to turn into a butterfly and fly out of the window, completely failing to play the role of stabilizing people's hearts that the head teacher should play.
It's no wonder that he is a timid teacher, even more so after being beaten by a problem student in a certain class, and it is often Shu Sha who acts as his head teacher on weekdays, and this is even more true at this time of crisis.
Except for the frightened homeroom teacher, most of the other students were very calm, firstly, because these psychotic words and deeds were ridiculous, which greatly reduced their threatening power, and secondly, there were many otherworldly people among these students.
Xiao Qin, who held a rag in her hand, said to Xiong Yaoyue unhurriedly: "It's really bad! Will Ye Lin come to save us? ”
The language content looks worried, but the expression on the face is not.
"The war between these psychopaths, what's the matter with Yelin?" Xiong Yaoyue also complained, "I still plan to participate in the team activities at the end of the day!" ”
Mu Zhongming, who was supposed to be on duty with me, is a Buddhist, and his third uncle and grandfather are the orthodox heirs of the "Pure Land Sect Makaka Ye Lineage", which can be described as having a deep origin, profound Buddhism, and has seen through life and death, and does not like things or feel sorry for himself, at this time the classroom has been controlled by seven crazy mental illnesses, and he is still sweeping the floor tepidly.
"The four are empty, Amitabha Buddha ......" He calmly became like this, which made the squad leader ashamed.
Gossip is a loudspeaker and PHS, and they are born to be reporters, they were trapped in the classroom as hostages, and they were a little scared at first, but later found out that the other party was mentally ill, so they ignited the soul of gossip in their chests, one began to update their Weibo in real time, and one began to observe the seven people opposite with the perspective depth of X-rays, trying to find a pair of BL combinations that could still be seen.
"How about the white suit and Xiao Li? One is paralyzed and the other is awkwardly ......"
Regarding the gossip partner's proposal, the loudspeaker just nodded perfunctorily, and then started the first Weibo update:
"Live broadcast as a party! Nine teachers and students are abducted by seven mentally ill people in the classroom, how will the situation develop? ”
What the loudspeaker didn't expect was that the first person to reply was Zhuang Ni who secretly paid attention to him, although it couldn't be seen from the text, but Zhuang Ni, who didn't come to school today, seemed to ask in a frenzied tone: "Is it true?" Is the class president among the students who have been hijacked? ”
"Of course it's true, you know I never tell lies on Weibo." The loudspeaker replied, "If it weren't for the squad leader presiding over the situation here, I wouldn't have the leisure to post on Weibo...... Also, when did you pay attention to me, how did I not know? ”
"I'll be right away!" Zhuang Ni didn't answer the loudspeaker's questions about concern, and seemed to grab a utility knife and hit the road.
Although there are many people who are calm, Gong Caicai can't calm down no matter what, something like this that only happens in movies has scared her three souls and seven souls, and it seems that only a petrified empty shell has been left in her seat.
Sun Yu, who was greedy for life and afraid of death, was also a member of the "Not Calm Party", he didn't think it through, so he turned his back and called the police, and naively thought that in this way, the mentally ill would not be able to see it.
The white suit led people into the classroom, locked the door, pushed the desk, and issued a hijacking declaration, the students in the corridor had already heard it, naturally someone called the police, but Sun Yu, as a hostage, wanted to call the police, which was a snake to add to the picture.
Sure enough, I saw that the mentally ill Xiao Li showed a fierce light in his eyes, deceived himself and went straight forward, and between the rabbit and the falcon, he had already grabbed Sun Yu's neck with both hands.
"Don't try to call the Avengers! Also, give me back the beautiful sheep! ”
Shouting out the so-called lines in his mouth, Xiao Li pinched Sun Yu so that his face was red, his eyes rolled white, his tongue stuck out of his mouth, and he almost passed out, but at the moment when Sun Yu was about to die, Xiao Li's face changed again, and he began to rescue Sun Yu, and at the same time cried out:
"Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang! You've been with me for most of your life, but I didn't expect a white-haired person to send a black-haired person......"
This terrifying scene made those calm people not calm anymore, thinking that the thinking of the mentally ill is really out of the universe, making it impossible to guess what they are thinking.
"Don't hurt!" Bai Sui scolded Xiao Li Dao, "You will lower us to the level of manic psychosis, we are intelligent psychosis, keep this in mind for me!" ”
Next, the white suit twisted the ten fingers together, looked around the classroom, and said with a grim smile:
"As long as you hand over Ye Lin, you will be fine, otherwise...... No one wants to come with me to Hawaii! ”
The squad leader cautiously kept a distance of three or four meters from the other party, and replied, "Ye Lin didn't come to class today, it's useless for you to hurt us." ”
"Yes, yes!" Squatting down, Teacher Yu, who was hiding behind the podium table, echoed very unproductively.
Sun Yu was pinched half to death by Xiao Li, covering his neck and lying on the ground unable to get up, while Gong Caicai on the seat next to him still maintained a petrified state of self-protection.
At this time, the fire alarm bell in the school rang deafeningly, probably a student or teacher in the hallway, trying to use this method to get everyone out to evacuate quickly, so that the explosion of the gas tank would not cause more damage.
This is not unfounded, since we were in the third year of junior high school, our classroom has also moved to the third floor, not far from the science lab, where all kinds of chemicals and even hydrogen tanks are stored, and if they are affected by the explosion, the consequences are really unimaginable.
The noisy alarm bell and the footsteps of everyone running out of the teaching building seriously stimulated the emotions of the seven mentally ill, Xiao Li grabbed the neck of Sun Yu, who had just woken up, and shouted: "What did the pangolin zuihou say!?" ”
When Sun Yu was pinched and unconscious, Xiao Li began to rescue him again, and shouted with a crying voice: "Don't die, follow me back to White Camel Villa!" Your mother and I are in love! ”