During the exchange of information with Professor Bai, I suddenly thought that my opportunity for today's "Heartbeat Q&A" was useless, so I took advantage of Professor Bai's toilet to ask a question.

"Xiaoqin, will you be happy if my father and your mother get married?"

It's rare that I'm serious once, and I plan to use the "Heartbeat Q&A" program to simulate Xiaoqin's future views on this matter.

However, after 5 seconds of silence, the virtual celery replied to me like this:

"Not happy! weishenme will the two of them get married? Ye Lin, are you kidding? You must be kidding! ”

Huh? It seems that Xiaoqin does not support our parents' marriage? Does she care so much that our relationship will become a brother and sister?

I wanted to continue the virtual Q&A with Xiaoqin on this issue, but the opportunity to ask questions once a day has been used up, and since I am already in the dormitory building of the Science and Happiness Faculty and am talking to Professor Bai, I think it doesn't matter if I simply switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone to the backdoor mode and hang up for three hours to get an extra opportunity to ask a question.

However, I did a little mental arithmetic, and suddenly found that Professor Bai said that he would send 8 questions every day for 24 hours, and there was a super cheat in it.

That's from 21 o'clock to 24 o'clock zuihou three hours,Since the number of questions in "Heartbeat Q&A" is not accumulated like a mobile phone monthly subscription to the Internet,It will be cleared the next day,Then the 8th chance that will be given away in a second of zuihou on the same day,It's simply a gift that is deducted.,It's too late to ask questions.,It's even worse than a Chinese communications company!

After Professor Bai came back from the toilet, I reported the bug to him and expressed my solemn protest.

"Huh? Didn't you receive the message I sent you? Professor Bai was slightly surprised, "Regarding the 8th opportunity to hang up and give away, I have sent a message to you to specifically explain that since that opportunity was given away at 0:00 the next day, it was classified as the next day's question opportunity, and it will not be given away immediately." ”

I found Professor Bai's avatar on "Heartbeat Q&A", and after double-clicking, I found that Professor Bai had sent me an explanatory message, but I didn't notice it.

Having said that, even if on the interface of "Heartbeat Q&A", Xiaoqin, squad leader and Gong Caicai, these three people are virtual, they are also virtual girls, everyone focuses on the virtual girls, and ignores the real old man, isn't it a normal thing?

Since I took a leave of absence today, I actually received a greeting text message from the above three girls.

In chronological order, Xiaoqin's first, Xiaoqin didn't see me when she arrived at school at 7:40, and immediately texted me to ask where I was, and I would be late if I didn't come to school.

Would I say that I was hanging Su Qiao's underwear on the air conditioner outlet to dry at that time? Fortunately, I held back last night, otherwise I would not have felt qualified to reply to Xiaoqin's text messages.

Since I hadn't contacted Grandma Su at that time, I didn't know the specific arrangements for the day, so I texted back to tell Xiaoqin, saying that I had something to do today, and I might not go to school, let her study hard, and don't lower my self-requirements because I wasn't around.

It didn't take long for me to call Xiong Yaoyue to help me ask for leave, and soon after Xiong Yaoyue helped me ask for leave, the squad leader's text message came:

"I heard you stayed up late at the Internet café last night? If it's true, you're too irresponsible for your own body! ”

It wasn't so much like a greeting text message, but it was like a reproach text message, because the squad leader knew that I was suffering from a heart attack, so he thought that my going to an Internet café to stay up late was like a suicidal act.

I replied to the squad leader: "Don't worry, not next time." "At this time, I received a text message from Gong Caicai.

"Ye Lin, I firmly believe in my heart that if I can come to school, I will be able to recover my spirit and come to school soon, I hope you will rest as soon as possible."

They completely regard me as a member of the Science Happiness Sect! Even if the law of attraction is true, most students will not believe that they can go to school, but that they need to take time off.

I thought that I could take advantage of Su Qiao's incident today and be lazy and not go to school, but at half past five in the afternoon, I got an extremely shocking news - seven people rushed into the classroom of the third (3rd) class of the 28th Middle School, hijacked the students who had not had time to leave after school, and asked me to go over to see them by name, and they would release them.

What kind of planes! This kind of revenge for the society rushing into the campus actually happened in our school! And revenge society weishenme wants to find me head! I'm messing with someone!

I was leaving the Science Happiness Sect and was walking home, and I learned about it from a phone call from Xiong Yaoyue, and at first I thought Xiong Yaoyue was joking.

"You can't lie! It's exaggerated enough for one person to rush into a school, how can it be possible to rush into seven people at once? ”

"There really are seven of them! They came in disguised as parents who came to pick up their children! Xiong Yaoyue looked very anxious on the phone, "Now the police have blocked our school, because those gangsters have gas canisters in their hands, and they threaten that if you don't meet them quickly, they will detonate the gas canisters and kill the hostages!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue is usually unreliable, but she is not one who can make such bad jokes, especially her eager tone does not seem to be pretending.

As if to prove that Xiong Yaoyue was telling the truth, the next second, Xiong Yaoyue's mobile phone was snatched by a person next to her, and then a familiar serious male voice said to me:

"Ye Lin, I just arrived at the scene, but these seven people are your criminal accomplices, right? Is it because of the uneven distribution of the spoils that I find you trouble? Anyway, you hurry here, it's important to rescue the hostages. ”

It was the voice of Officer Ma of the Anti-Narcotics Brigade, as long as there was a case related to me, whether it was his area of responsibility or not, he would intervene so as not to miss the opportunity to collect evidence of my crime.

As I got more information, I realized the seriousness of the situation and immediately took a taxi to the school.

From the mouth of Xiong Yaoyue, a direct witness, I roughly sketched the outline of this hostage-taking incident.

Today is Thursday, September 12th, zuihou a class is the class teacher Yu's English class, after the class bell rang, everyone has picked up their schoolbags and walked out, only a small number of students stayed because of duty and other reasons.

It stands to reason that today's students on duty should be me with student number 30 and Mu Zhongming with student number 31, but because I didn't come on leave, Xiong Yaoyue was very happy to replace me on duty, and the squad leader did not object.

When everyone walked out with their schoolbags on their backs, the class leader was standing next to the podium table, discussing with Teacher Yu the specific arrangements for the evening self-study on the 16th, and the other people left in the classroom were Xiaoqin, who volunteered to be on duty with Xiong Yaoyue, and Sun Yu, who pestered Gong Caicai with a dead face, and asked Gong Caicai if she wanted to go to the movies with her on Saturday.

Since the whole class searched for the blue flash butterfly like a red-eyed zombie on Cuisong Mountain, Gong Caicai said the sentence "500,000 US dollars is only equivalent to 3 million yuan, and it is not worth it to have an accident for these money", Sun Yu has been thinking about making a strong start, and must chase Bai Fumei Gong Caicai before entering high school, so as to realize the value of his life.

Of course, Gong Caicai has always listened to her parents, her parents forbade her early love, and the school has "100 Prohibiting Close Contact between Boys and Girls", so she will not agree to any of Sun Yu's dating requests, although Sun Yu is not ugly, but he always likes to behave in front of girls, giving people the impression of being very frivolous, and the school grass Shen Shaoyi is really a heaven and an underground, in the current situation, even if Shen Shaoyi comes to chase Gong Caicai in person, Gong Caicai will not agree, let alone a Sun Yu?

The class leader was also very disgusted with Sun Yu's approach, and she was about to reprimand Sun Yu after talking to Teacher Yu, but at this moment, things changed unexpectedly.

The loudspeaker and PHS, who had already walked to the door of the classroom and were about to leave, were blocked by seven adult men, and then they were pushed back.

After the seven people entered the classroom, they immediately took out the haode battery car lock prepared in advance, locked the front and rear doors of the classroom, and blocked the door with a desk.

"Don't move! We've got you in control of it! The leader, a tall, thin man in a white suit and tie with a sickly pale face, shouted to the rest of the room.

Xiong Yaoyue, who was holding a broom, was startled, she looked up and saw a bearded man behind the white suit, holding a gas canister taken out of the rain bag in his hand, and a cigarette in his mouth, and immediately scolded her mother in her heart.

I see rumors on the Internet every day, saying that someone rushed into the school to cut students somewhere, but I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to my mother! There were seven people at once! What kind of dissatisfaction do they have with society?

"That's right! We're already in control here! Bai Sufu reiterated it, and what surprised ** at this time was that except for him and the beard, the remaining five people jumped to the front, these five people who were different in height, shortness, fat and thinness, actually imitated the opening actions of the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple in "God of Food", Xiong Yaoyue felt that they didn't imitate it, but it was a little similar to the Kinyu special forces in "Dragon Ball".

"Ahh "Phew!" "The ...... of martial arts in the world"

The performance of these five people made everyone in the classroom look stupid, and the class leader and Teacher Yu, who were closest to them, were also dumbfounded.

When they finished their whirring performances, the leading white suit glanced at Teacher Yu proudly, as if to show how capable his subordinates were, and then he cleared his throat and shouted:

"From now on, everyone will obey my orders - I will order the route to be changed and I will fly to Hawaii!!"

The five people who had just performed group exercises stopped doing it as soon as they heard it, and said gossipily:

"Boss, this is not the same as saying haode! Didn't we come to Twenty-Eight Middle School to make trouble in order to find Fang Xin's weakness! Can't fly to Hawaii! ”

"yes, yes! Boss, you're thinking about going on vacation to Hawaii again! This classroom doesn't have enough fuel, and it is estimated that it will not be able to fly to Hawaii! ”

"That's ......" Bai Sui easily accepted the argument that the classroom was not full of oil, he waved his finger and said again:

"Let that student named Ye Lin come out to see me! I must pry Fang Xin's weakness out of his mouth! We can't let Fang Xin press on the heads of our Dongshan Seven Heroes! We are the rulers of the Dongshan City Mental Hospital! ”