PS: Let me report first, Liu Tianxian and Liu Yifei are preparing to appear in the background, will everyone scold me?

"We, the people, are so happy today......

Humming a song in his mouth and holding a handful of colorful foreign exchange in his hand, the dashing brother returned to his room refreshed.

Closing the door, he moved his body at will, and then the whole person fell on the bed with a strange scream, and hahadaxiao began to count the money.

Although this amount of money is not much, at best, it is a total value of 100,000 yuan, but who calls it all foreign exchange?

Didn't someone say that?

Earn your own money, that's not called Ben! If you have the ability, you can make foreigners' money!

And now, someone is excited about this amount of money, precisely because he has earned foreign exchange for the first time in his life.

Haha, brother should be a bull fork now, right? Staying in a hotel for breakfast, almost a casual effort, I earned almost 100,000 yuan of foreign exchange, if this is not a cow fork, then who can be a cow fork?

The dashing brother proudly sorted all the banknotes, and then began to count the money. He has already decided that the money will not be used, after all, it is the foreign exchange he has earned back for the first time! Why do you want to leave a souvenir!

Don't say it, these foreigners are basically not stingy, and when they are happy, almost everyone gives a proper tip, more directly than 500 US dollars, and less about 200 US dollars.

In this way, on average, nearly 40 foreigners, they directly contributed about 110,000 soft girl coins to Brother Chic, which can really be regarded as a high-priced performance.

To know. The average ticket price for a New Year's concert in Vienna is only a few hundred euros. But that's what countless symphony lovers all over the world flock to hype. Otherwise, where would the ticket price be so high?

Moreover, the duration of the Vienna concert is a few hours long!

And what about Brother Chic? He was good enough, and he only performed for less than 30 minutes (the real performance time), but he asked for the equivalent of $300 a ticket, which is the most expensive performance ticket in history, and it is no wonder that other domestic audiences scolded him for being black-hearted!

In fact, they don't know that someone's heart is still secretly sighing! Because it is for the sake of the general lack of prosperity of the countrymen. That's why I didn't collect money from everyone!

After being happy for a while, Brother Xiao put away all the money, and then, he sat on the edge of the bed and said: "System, everything is ready now, let's start the official recording!" ”

This time it's a good thing, the Achiever system doesn't continue to chirp, it very neatly ingests someone's consciousness into the system space.

So the next moment, Brother Chic appeared directly in the recording studio where he had come once two months ago.

"Don't you all have to play with your own mouth? Let's get started! ”

The strong man of the system sits on the console outside the recording room. shouted in the ear of the dashing brother with headphones.

"Okay, then let's try the song "We Are All the Same" first! I decided that the song would be accompanied by guitar + piano. Then add a few small chords, which should sound pretty good. ”

Brother Chic has obviously been prepared for a long time, so at this moment, he directly gave a relatively convenient song to try it out.

The strong man of the system nodded disapprovingly and said: "Everything is up to your heart, this system is only responsible for quality, if you don't reach the excellent, don't think about passing the test easily!" ”

"Oh my day, don't play that super difficult again!"

Brother Chic was still a little excited, but now the temperature dropped quickly, because he was broken the system once, and the number of NG times is simply unbearable!

"One of the advantages that successful people must have, that is, keep improving!"

The strong man in the system didn't seem to see someone's bitter melon face, and said very bluntly: "This is your debut album, although every song included in it is a classic in itself, but if there is a problem with your recording, then the classics of the songs will be greatly reduced." ”

After a pause, the strong man of the system continued to say expressionlessly: "So, you must be prepared to do it all over again, and at least dozens of times, this is excellence!" ”

Nima! How many times do each song replay on average? And is it at least?

Brother Chic almost fell, if he really did this, wouldn't it take him nearly a day to get each song done?

You know, recording a song is not a shout and repeating it immediately, the singer also has to spend time making various adjustments, various summaries, and generally have to rest for a few minutes before continuing to start recording!

Brother Chic said with some fear: "Big brother, I don't want to make this ventriloquist soundtrack anymore, let's play it by myself and then synthesize it!" ”

Your sister,I don't know how many times I'm going to be NG just by singing and recording.,If it's NG continuously when ventriloquist accompaniment.,That song will almost take 2 and a half days! It's too difficult.

"This is impossible, every successful person must keep his promises!"

The system mercilessly shattered someone's wishful thinking, and waved his hand very domineeringly: "Okay gamer, you have too much nonsense, now it's officially started!" ”

Brother Chic: "......"

――Dividing Line――

Just when someone was forced to officially start recording records, the United States, which was tens of thousands of kilometers away from him, began to happen at this moment, a kind of viral outbreak and spread.

And this explosive and sprawling thing is: Tang Xiao's performance video from China.

In people's subconscious, they all have the idea of wanting to do something that others pay attention to, which Chinese call limelight, and foreigners call it expressiveness.

When you were a child, you got a new toy, and you thought about causing the surprise and envy of your friends;

When you grow up and you buy new clothes, you want to get praise and attention from those around you;

And in the same way, when you see a good movie and hear a beautiful song. You will also take the initiative to promote him. Just to get the affirmation and follow-up of friends.

"The future shijie heavenly king tang. The video is short, although it is not a movie, and although the starring person is an Oriental, it doesn't matter, because its content is novel enough to shock people.

If you don't think the levitation magic is new enough, then. What about double levitation plus super spins?

If you think that knocking down a glass with a fist is just an accident or accident, then what about him knocking down a whole row smoothly?

And the same is true of ventriloquism, many Americans at BBOX have seen it by chance, but how have they ever seen an imitation of the saxophone and super perfect?

Arguably, everyone who clicked on this video. At first, I was a little unimpressed, just like James, and even wanted to turn it off directly. However, as long as they read a short paragraph, it is so good, and if they don't finish reading it, they will drop it, and there are really few of them.

Yes, as long as everyone starts watching, it's definitely all watched with screaming and excitement.

Of course, good things should be shared together, especially the joy and happiness of not having money.

In this regard, Americans and Chinese are obviously similar, and everyone wants to inform their relatives and friends so that they can also share this feeling of being shocked.

The main thing is that you don't charge money for watching this video! Just find a computer and connect to the Internet to enjoy it, how nice is that? It's so happy and money-saving!

As a result, at least half of the people who watched the video took the initiative to use instant messaging such as MSN and QICQ to send excited messages and links to all their online friends, and it was highly recommended that everyone should watch it.

"Susan, this is a wonderful video, if you don't watch it, you will definitely regret it!"

"David, this is a god-like performance, especially your favorite kung fu performance, it's amazing! Come and see it, buddy. ”

"Andrey, your saxophone can be discarded, because this guy can play better than you without an instrument, if you don't believe me, you can watch this video! It's sure to leave you stunned. ”

……

No one gets a penny of promotion money, and no one feels that they have fallen into a conspiracy, and everyone is spontaneously, excitedly, and wantonly spreading, a video about the magical Oriental.

MSN, Facebook, Yahoo Forum, AOL, ......, where there are people, there are people who leave messages, and the more crowded the place, the more relevant comments and comments.

Americans generally have a strong desire to express themselves and have always been happy to attract attention because they believe that the attention of others is a way to show a sense of existence.

So it is conceivable that when these young people with a strong desire to express themselves see such a magical and amazing video, they don't take the initiative to promote it, it's simply impossible.

At 21:00 on August 26, 2006, Washington time, it was a very ordinary time period, not a major holiday, and there were no important events and awards celebrations to pay attention to.

However, because of the group of young people, an online video has quietly entered the sight of more and more Americans.

Even if this is a video starring not Caucasian, but starring Xiaosa, a handsome Chinese guy.

"Oh God! Did his capture of the United States begin? ”

As the filmmaker, disseminator and owner of this video, the obese Yankee John never turned away from the computer.

At the beginning, every time the video added a click, every time a comment was added, John would wave his fist very happily, and even shout daxiao, but when each refresh began to add hundreds of clicks and several comments, he gradually calmed down, and just suppressed the joy of success as much as possible, in order to completely explode at a critical moment.

He didn't start to refresh the web page, but skillfully continued to advertise and promote on the Internet, paste, publish, paste, publish, ......and post, and after this lasted for more than half an hour, he finally couldn't hold back the desire in his heart anymore, and clicked to refresh the page tremblingly.

Then, I saw him cover his heart, his eyes turned into bull's eyes and quickly became bloodshot, and he couldn't help but shout "God, did he start the invasion of America", all because the number of plays on the computer has been changed to: 411158 times. (To be continued......)