Chapter 213: For the sake of the chest, I was poisoned by Brother Chic

An ancestor once said: Art knows no borders.

Many people must have heard and seen this sentence, but there must be many people who disagree with it in private.

For example, how many yellow and white people really know how to appreciate the totem art of Africans?

In the impression of the American Yankee James, there are only two kinds of deepest impressions he has of China, a big country in the East: Chinese kung fu and made in China.

Needless to say, Made in China is completely caused by the same trademarks that can be seen everywhere in life and appear more and more.

And Chinese kung fu, that's because when he was a child, he was influenced by his peers and went to see several Bruce Lee movies, so he knew that Chinese kung fu was very powerful and could be defeated by one against ten.

In addition, his impression of China does not have a deep understanding, and his understanding of Chinese only stays at the impression of serious study, hard-working, like to save money and honest communication. This is because when he was in college, there were some Chinese students around him.

Yes, in James's eyes, neither China nor the Chinese have much attention, even if the right-wing shili in the United States always publishes the China threat theory in newspapers and television, attacks China, etc., even if the Wall Street Journal, a newspaper with huge influence, is always publishing news of China's rapid economic growth, but so what?

He wouldn't have to pay attention to a country on the other side of the world, and with this spare time, he might as well tease his dog and play two games with his son.

That's right, although Americans have the largest number of large newspapers that can be distributed worldwide. But ordinary Americans, on the other hand, usually don't pay attention to things outside of the United States. Even they only care about the news near their hometown. For example, a neighbor lost a dog, and a water pipe burst on a certain street, which can be called trivial things.

What is even ridiculous is that many Americans actually regard Saddam as a Kuwaiti and do not understand where the Taliban regime is, which fully reflects the character of Americans who do not care about the world.

It is precisely this habit that when James finished drinking most of the beer, the video buffering on the computer was finally completed. And when it started playing, he petrified.

"Bastard, what is this guy doing? Weishenme protagonist is Asian? ”

Seeing the yellow man with a smile on his face, who seemed to be a little handsome, and was talking, James almost subconsciously wanted to speed up the progress.

He doesn't think that a yellow person has anything worth watching, even if he thought it was mysterious and magical Chinese kung fu back then, he doesn't like it so much now, because he has read the reports, and those are all fake. It's all exaggerated.

His hand had just clicked on the touch zone of the notebook, and he didn't have time to move the mouse pointer. But there was a sudden pause, because---a good-looking, but fierce-breasted white woman appeared!

Men's urine sex is almost the same, and beauties with fierce breasts are equally popular all over shijie, because most men love this kind of beauty that they can't control with one hand.

"Okay, let's see what you can do!"

For the sake of this fierce-breasted beauty, James withdrew his fingers, held the beer glass with interest, and looked at it with a little expectation.

So, he saw the breasted beauty check the Oriental man's hand, it was clean and normal, nothing.

Then, he saw the scene of grabbing the mobile phone in the air that was not magical, but it looked very dazzling.

"How did he do it? Is it another editing? ”

James sat up straight, because the magic trick aroused his curiosity, and he felt that he could not miss the great performance that followed.

Yes, James at this moment, he is already looking forward to it, and he wants to see if this handsome oriental guy can perform more wonderful magic tricks.

The results did not disappoint him, as he saw the magic of the phone floating, and it was also two phones floating together and spinning at breakneck speed.

"God, is this man a great magician?"

James looked back and saw that his son was standing beside him at some point, pointing at the computer screen and yelling.

He smiled but didn't bother to answer, because the video was still playing, and he also saw the other foreigners at the performance, and everyone was applauding excitedly, it really didn't look like it was rehearsed!

Seeing this, James wisely pulled the video back, because he remembered that at the beginning of the video, this handsome oriental guy seemed to have introduced himself, but he ignored it.

"Hi all American friends, good morning! My name is Tangxiaosa, my surname is Tang, my name is Xiaosa, I am a Chinese star, I hope you can enjoy my show. ”

At this moment, James finally understood that the original performer was Brother Chic, he was a Chinese star, and it was recorded live in front of many Caucasians, and there should be no such thing as false editing.

"I speak English really well, at least I don't need to read the subtitles for headaches!"

James and his son watched it with relish, and the father and son couldn't help but applaud as the video played, forgetting that this was an Oriental performance, because magic is a magical art, and it is equally popular in the whole shijie.

"Dad, this guy is amazing, how can he make his phone float and spin? Is he really magical? ”

"Man, you have to remember that magic is just magic, and for us viewers, it's magical because we don't understand the mysteries, it's definitely not magic!"

James admonished his son with a smile, and then he took a deep breath, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he shouted, "This can't be! ”

His son likewise shouted, "How is that possible? ”

weishenmeHow will they be surprised? Because the handsome Chinese guy on the video said: "You can take a look, I won't touch the table, I won't touch the cup." I would use the wind pressure from my fist to push the glass off the table. ”

That's right. It's this sentence. It was this sentence that shocked both James and his son, because they never thought that Liliang of the fist could be so strong that he could push the glass with just his fist.

James is a top student who graduated from a prestigious university, and he knows very well how perverted explosiveness it takes to do so. It is precisely because he understands the difficulty of this method that he seems so out of shape.

Isn't it magic to push the cup without touching the body of the cup and relying only on the wind pressure brought out by the fist?

It was in the extreme surprise of the father and son. They saw that Brother Chic successfully completed the performance, and also saw that under the speed of 32 times the video slowdown, Brother Chic's fist did not touch the cup.

"God, who would dare to resist his fist?"

James was almost insane, and he shuddered and pulled the video bar back, then watched the video again.

The result is self-evident, both father and son jumped up, with fanatical passion in their eyes, and shouted to watch the magical performance of Brother Chic 10 times in a row, sweeping the glass with his fist.

"Dad. Is this Chinese Kung Fu? My son's face was very cute, but his eyes were unusually serious.

"Dude. I do not know! ”

James shook his head and said, "Maybe, maybe not, but I have to admit that his fists are really powerful, maybe he can kill a bison or even a brown bear with one punch!" ”

"Will he come to the United States? I want to ask him for autographs and group photos, I want to get all his information and news, he has become my idol! The son said very seriously.

James laughed: "Man, you may see him soon, because with my intuition, his performance video will definitely be popular all over the United States, because even we are blown away by him, others must be the same, and when the time comes, there will definitely be reporters looking for him and interviewing him, or even inviting him to perform in the United States." ”

"I'm going to have to go and see him perform, and I'll announce it to David and Vivien, and I hope we can go together!"

"Okay kid, that's for later, let's continue to watch his wonderful performance now!"

James didn't dare to agree to this casually, because he wasn't sure if he would have free time at that time, if he had time, he would definitely be willing to take his son with him, but if he didn't have time, of course he wouldn't agree to his son.

After all, he's only 7 years old this year.

Compared with the magical magic and shocking kung fu performances, the ventriloquist performance of the third show is slightly inferior.

Of course, this inferiority is only compared to the first two shows, and if you really compare it with ordinary cabaret performances, ventriloquist performances can still be regarded as magical.

In particular, the ventriloquist of the chic brother is different from that of BBOX lovers, but there is some similarity and a little taste, but the pursuit of perfection.

For example, James, when he closed his eyes and listened, he found that the ventriloquist performance of the dashing brother was simply a real saxophone blowing, not half-baked, just with that taste? Head.

"Dad, how can his mouth be so powerful? It's like you're really playing a musical instrument. ”

With questions written all over his face, he shook his little head and said, "If I could be like him, I would never have to learn an instrument again!" ”

James opened his eyes, touched his son's head with a smile and said, "Boy, this is a rare talent, you can learn how to play the saxophone in the future, it just so happens that your artistic skills will also be tested when you are admitted to college." ”

The son nodded as if he didn't understand, but his eyes looked at the dashing brother who was "playing" without blinking, and after a while, he suddenly said, "Dad, don't we give him a score?" Shouldn't such a great performance be seen by more people? ”

James looked at his son in amazement, and said a little nervously: "Are you familiar with this website?" ”

You know, there are a lot of videos on this website that are inappropriate for children, and he is really afraid that his son will secretly use the computer to watch it!

"No, I just heard Vivian say it's fun, there are a lot of good performances on it!" The son replied honestly.

James smiled reassuringly, nodded, and said, "I don't see the option to score it, but I can send it to all our friends and invite them to watch this video together." ”

At this moment, James obviously didn't know what kind of repercussions his actions would cause, and he didn't expect that his actions were actually typical virality.

During this period of time, a virulent virus named Tang Xiao quietly scattered all over the United States, and with every American who came into contact with it, it spread silently but inexorably. (To be continued......)