Xingxing came just in time, I chatted with him for a few words, and asked him if he could help me lure his aunt away.

"My aunt? Oh, I remember! She seems to be the dean of your school! Look at my head, I haven't even mentioned it to you! ”

Xingxing made an apologetic expression.

"Well, I don't need to mention it, I know now, you just find a way to lure her away, and I can get out of the café."

"What, Brother Ye, your school, do you even have to take care of the students coming out to eat?"

Xing Xing looked indignant, feeling that this was too una**.

"It doesn't matter if one person comes out to eat, but it doesn't matter if two people come out to eat."

The Dean of Teaching, apparently unaware that I knew Xingxing, now saw me talking to his nephew, looking both surprised and wary.

Xingxing also noticed that there were two sets of cutlery on my table, and a small folding umbrella on Shusha's side.

"Huh? Brother Ye, did you come out to eat with your female companion? Where is she? ”

I was about to point under the table, but when I thought about it, I felt that it was inappropriate.

"Don't worry about it, anyway, the dean is staring at us like this, we can't go, it's time for you to show your skills!"

The torture star made a mistake.

"Brother Ye, my aunt has a very bad temper, usually even my dad can hide, let it go, you let me find a way to lure her away, I will really ...... for a while"

"What's so hard? You say you're in the toilet and you see a 28th grade boy smoking! ”

Xing Xing stroked his palm and said, "Good idea! Brother Ye, you are really wise and brave! Little brother, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly......"

I think he still has time to slap me on the back at this time, and Lang is just wasting time, so he makes a motion to get up and beat him, which means to make him hurry.

Unexpectedly, my feet moved, and I don't know whether I stepped on the squad leader's hand or hair, so that the squad leader screamed "ah".

I screamed that something was wrong, got up halfway through, and sat back down immediately.

Xing Xing had a puzzled expression: "Brother Ye, why did your female companion run under the table?" Could it be ......?"

I was anxious, lest he would say anything inconsequential, so I glared at him fiercely and scolded angrily:

"Ask what to ask! It's so unfavorable for you to do this little thing! Do you want to cut people with me in the future! ”

As soon as he heard that I would take him out to cut people in the future, Xingxing's eyes lit up, nodded at me, and hurriedly ran back to the dean.

I don't know exactly what Xing Xing told the dean of teaching, anyway, after the dean listened to his words, he followed him in the direction of the men's toilet in disbelief, and looked at this side without giving up when he left.

As soon as the alarm was lifted, I immediately lifted the tablecloth, grabbed the squad leader's hand, and pulled her out.

The squad leader was like a diver who had been holding his breath underwater for too long, his little face was pale, panting heavily, as if he had a lot to say, but he couldn't say anything for a while.

I wasn't going to listen to her complain, the night was long, and I pulled her to the exit.

"Umbrella! Umbrella! ”

The squad leader pointed to the folding umbrella on the table, and I walked back and grabbed it, and continued to pull the squad leader towards the exit.

"Slow, slow, my legs are numb! Every step hurts now! ”

I rarely heard the class leader speak in a pleading tone, and I was tempted to slow down, but if the head teacher returned, it would be a waste of all my work.

So I scared the squad leader:

"I don't care! If you don't go faster, I'll take you and leave! ”

The squad leader seemed to be very frightened by this proposal, she frowned, and with a stubborn and unyielding expression on her face, her pace immediately picked up.

It's just that with every step, my brow twitches, and it seems to be really painful.

I finally walked out of the revolving door of the café, and it was still raining outside, but it was already sunny compared to Fang Cai.

I saw that the squad leader's feet were almost recovered, so I let go of her hand and walked out into the drizzle alone.

She was stunned, but my hair and shoulders were already wet, and even if I gave me an umbrella at this time, it wouldn't do much.

"I'm leaving, this kind of light rain is just right for me, squad leader, go home by yourself!"

I turned my back to her and raised my left hand as a farewell.

"Ye Lin!"

The squad leader shouted at me from behind, but hesitated for a moment, as if he didn't know what to say.

"You...... Are you really going to cut people? ”

I could barely hold back my laughter, the joke I told Xingxing just now, she actually took it seriously.

But there is no point in explaining here, anyway, I am a hopelessly violent person, and I don't intend to change the impression that the squad leader has of me.

So I replied in my usual rogue tone:

"Yes, if you don't cut people for three days, your craft will be wasted, so you have to study and practice diligently! Tomorrow I have to take my little brother to grab the land and collect protection money! If you can't collect protection money, what will you do to treat you to dinner! ”

The squad leader's voice trembled:

"It turns out that you invited me to eat, did you use the money you robbed......

There was an accusation in her tone, as if I had poisoned her food.

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with her anymore, so I didn't answer her and walked away in the rain on my own.

After walking more than ten steps, I heard the squad leader's voice full of resentment shouting in the distance:

"You bastard! I don't care about you anymore! You'd just die under someone else's machete! ”

Don't care about me anymore? Thank goodness you mean what you say.

Humming a little song, I walked home in the drizzle.

This Sunday, Amy and I had agreed to go to the set to watch her film, but Penthos called me in the morning to inform me that today's filming was canceled because the set was damaged by the torrential rain on Saturday.

Feeling that the old man was working against her, Amy threw a big tantrum and threw teddy bears all over the bedroom, and by the time Penthos called me, she was already asleep on her bed.

I can't see how the movie was made up close, and I feel a little regretful in my heart, but there is a long way to go, and there will always be opportunities in the future.

Weekends are always unusually short for students, and in the blink of an eye, it's Monday again.

Because there was a flag-raising ceremony, I wore a school uniform, and Xiaoqin should also learn to be smarter and wear a school uniform to school, right?

But the school uniform was on, and she arrived later than me.

And his face was like ashes, covering his abdomen as if he had been shot, and he greeted me sitting in the seat weakly:

"Ye, Ye Lin, I can still see you before I die, and I have no regrets in this life......"

Saying "plop" and fell into his seat, he hadn't gotten up in the first two classes.

I didn't talk to her because I was afraid of any traps she had.

She only came back to life a little in the third class.

"Ye Lin, did you know that it was raining on Saturday?"

“……”

"After the rain, the boss thundered!"

“……”

"I'm worried about you, so I called your home, but no one answered, you have to go out on a rainy day?"

I should have been having dinner with the squad leader when Xiaoqin called, but I can't tell her, otherwise I won't be able to do anything.

"Classmate Ye Lin, let me tell you, don't go out on a rainy day in the future, you will be killed by thunder!!"

Qin warned me very seriously.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Why should I be struck to death by lightning? I didn't do anything bad! ”

I just had a meal with the class leader, and you're not my girlfriend, so why do I feel sorry for you? Besides, that meal didn't increase my friendship with the class leader in the slightest! Now my reputation with the squad leader is still cold!

Xiaoqin drew circles on the desk with her fingers, and said with a sad face:

"The lightning is really scary, one of my grandfather's friends was killed by lightning!"

"Huh? What's going on? ”

I'm a little curious, Aunt Ren was born in a martial arts family, and Xiaoqin's grandfather is Aunt Ren's father, so he must also be a martial arts master, right?

"Hmm...... I heard from my mother that my grandfather's friend was also a martial arts senior, and he once made a bet with his grandfather that he was fast enough to dodge lightning, so he strode outside with an iron rod on a thunderstorm day, and was killed by lightning......"

Your sister! What kind of martial arts predecessor is this! It's terrible to be uneducated! And why didn't Xiaoqin's grandfather stop this friend? Doesn't he know that man can't be faster than lightning?

"Xiaoqin, what kind of bet did that martial arts senior make with your grandfather? How desperate is it? ”

"Well, it seems to mean that if he dodges the lightning, let my grandfather marry his daughter, which is my mother, to him as a daughter-in-law......"

It turns out that this martial arts senior wants to be a cheap son-in-law! You let a friend who calls you a brother marry his daughter to you, you really say it! It's Lolicon, right? In the era of Xiaoqin's grandfather, there was Lori control!

Fortunately, he was killed by lightning, otherwise Xiaoqin would be the daughter of that old guy, and I don't know how brain-dead she will be when the time comes!

As she spoke, Xiaoqin's expression became more and more strange, sometimes fearful and sometimes painful, as if an invisible invisible man had stabbed her.

She trembled, and the table resonated with her, moaning as if she was about to die.

I don't know if she's really uncomfortable or pretending, so I can only watch her from the side.

Finally, she let out a long breath, wiped the fine beads of sweat from her forehead, and bent over the table like a shrimp, her face facing me.

I couldn't read the expression on Xiaoqin's face, some were happy, some were shy, as if they were secretly happy, and they seemed to be about to come in disaster.

She blushed and said to me:

Ye Lin...... I'm a real woman from now on......"