【076】 Emergency Evacuation Shelter
The squad leader's words were quite inflammatory, and I was a little moved.
Although I know that letting a bad student in everyone's eyes be the sports committee is the usual recruitment method of the head teacher.
The squad leader wants to recruit me!
But if you think about it, is it any harm to me? In your spare time, wouldn't it be interesting to teach the basketball rookies in the class?
It seemed that he saw the brilliance in my eyes, and the smile on the corner of the squad leader's mouth became stronger.
"How? Think about it. If you become a member of the class committee, I will manage it......"
Speaking of this, the squad leader suddenly stopped talking, frowned slightly and bit his lower lip, as if he had said something that he shouldn't have said.
I suddenly realized that Shusha was trying to call me in the right way!
If you become a sports committee member and join the class committee, you will have to be responsible for maintaining order with the class leader when you go out to exercise. When it comes to sports meetings and other events, I have to be busy with this and that behind the squad leader's buttocks, which is not at all as simple as I thought, taking people to play basketball every day!
I almost fell for Shusha!
Do you want to order my addiction once? You really want to think of me as your other brother! You're too controlling!
I rejected the class leader's offer, and she felt that the reason why I refused was simply because I had accidentally said something superfluous, so I sulked and went to drink the juice.
By this time, both of them were almost full, and there were still dishes left on their plates. I boredly picked up a shrimp dumpling and put it in my mouth, listening to the sound of rain outside the window.
Although the rain has been a little lighter, it has not stopped, and I don't know how much time I will spend in the café.
Shusha suddenly lowered her head and made a gesture like she was dodging bullets in the trenches.
I asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”
"Teach...... Dean of Students! ”
"What? How could that owl aunt come to such a place? You're out of sight, right? ”
I followed Shusha's gaze, huh? What a dean!
With her hands behind her back and her eyes above the top, she sat on a two-person platform by the window, no more than 10 meters away from us, as if she were the leader of this café, led by a young man. The young man sat across from the dean with a smile on his face.
If I take a closer look, isn't this young man a torture star? How did this second person get mixed up with our dean?
I listened intently to what they were saying.
Xing Xing said: "Auntie, look at the second aunt's shop, the decoration is not bad, right?" ”
The Dean snorted, "That's it! ”
Huh? How is the teaching director the aunt of Xingxing? So this café was opened by the dean's sister? No wonder she is also putting on a leadership stand here!
Xing Xing said again: "Auntie, I see that the rain is about to stop, you can sit here for a while, drink some tea, and I'll go to the toilet." ”
After saying that, I went in the direction of the bathroom.
The dean was the only one left on the stage, and she was holding a teacup and blowing while carefully observing the other customers around her.
This is a habit she has developed over the years, if she is forbidden to spy on others, I believe that within 5 minutes, she will be uncomfortable, her limbs twitch, foaming at the mouth, and she will die.
Shusha was rightly worried about being seen.
The dean's thick glasses reflected the light, like a large high-wattage searchlight, mercilessly scanning everything in the café.
If the dean sees the two of us together, I'm not afraid, Shusha can't speak.
Originally, there were two troublemakers like me and Gonggong Cao in the second (3rd) class of junior high school, Shu Sha was degraded by the teaching director because of this, and now she was caught eating with me, I don't know what ugly things she will say to her face!
The teaching director may say with a mocking face: Shusha, Shusha, no wonder you dare to manage everyone in the second (3rd) class of junior high school, but you can't control Ye Lin! It turns out that you two are secretly Chen Cang, dating here!
The squad leader must have been so worried, so his body fell lower and lower on the table, and he was so nervous that he didn't dare to breathe.
"What are you afraid of? Squad leader, we are not afraid of shadows, what can we do if we are discovered? Anyway, I have a clear conscience......"
I patted my chest nonchalantly, and it made a bang.
The squad leader seemed to be dissatisfied with the fact that I had made a superfluous noise, and glared at me viciously.
Huh? What are you staring at me for? Do you have a guilty conscience?
The dean suddenly stood up with a "whoosh", and everyone at the table next to her was startled.
Then, still with a teacup in hand, he scanned the crowd in the hall with class hatred, slowly and carefully, not intending to let go of anything suspicious.
It's about to scan us.
"Ye Lin, you, you get under the table!"
In a hurry, the squad leader actually came up with such a bad idea.
There is indeed room under the table to hide a person, and with a long tablecloth as cover, it is also a way to do it.
But I'm not afraid of the dean, so why should I condescend to run under the table to avoid her!
"I don't drill, I want to drill you! You're wearing a school uniform and your hair is so long, you're so much more conspicuous than me! ”
While he was saying these two words, the Dean of Education scanned the 15-corner sector again, and was only 1-1 way to see us.
When the squad leader saw that he couldn't move me, he was angry and hated, and protested against me by making a gesture of wanting to knock on the table, and then gritted his teeth, lifted the tablecloth, and went underneath by himself.
As I said before, there was little space for the two-person desk, and even less space under the table, and the squad leader almost fell down as soon as she got in, and she reached out to grab something to restore her balance, but accidentally grabbed my trouser legs.
"Hey, familiar to familiar, squad leader, don't take the opportunity to take advantage of me!"
I felt that my trouser legs were twisted hard by the squad leader, but they didn't let go, maybe there was really nothing else under the table to grasp.
I wondered what the squad leader was in under the table, so I lifted the tablecloth on my side and looked between my legs.
Seeing the light projecting, the squad leader raised his head slightly, looked at me directly, and asked me to quickly put down the tablecloth.
But the embarrassment of the squad leader really made me have to look at it a few more times.
Forced by the small space under the table, the squad leader could only squat with great difficulty, the posture was as uncomfortable as it was, and her hair was long, in order to prevent her long hair from dragging to the ground, she picked up her long hair with one hand and placed it on her knees, and with the other hand there was nowhere to hold it, so she had to grab my trouser leg to prevent falling.
What embarrassed her the most was that she managed to maintain this fragile balance, only to find that her face was facing my crotch.
Especially when she looks up at me and makes eye contact with me, this scene can't help but remind me of some plots in H comics.
“3……”
The squad leader's face sank, and the countdown began again.
“2……”
I playfully put the tablecloth down to avoid an unexpected attack.
The dean's gaze also happened to arrive at this time.
She was stunned when she saw me, gritted her teeth in hatred, and wanted to skip me to continue scanning, but found two sets of utensils on the table.
Apparently curious about who my companion was, she simply sat back in her chair and pretended to drink tea, but kept her eye on me out of the corner of her eye.
The squad leader's muffled voice came from the tablecloth: "Is it safe outside?" ”
"No, the dean of education has been on the bar with us, and has been staring at our table, you just come out, it's useless to hide any longer."
"She's been staring at here? Then I can't go out! ”
"Afraid of what? No matter what the dean asks, all the blame will be on me! ”
I seem to be righteous, and the dean doesn't dare to offend me anyway.
The squad leader was even more anxious.
"If the dean asks me if I want to go under the desk, how will I answer?"
"Push it on me, too! Let's just say that I let you drill it! ”
The squad leader was silent for a while.
"Ye Lin, are you afraid that the world will not be chaotic?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"I want to listen to you? Why do you let me drill and I'll drill it? ”
"Huh? You let me drill it at first! I have to ask you why? ”
At the moment of the great enemy, the two of us quarreled on our own.
When the dean saw me talking to the table, he lifted his black-rimmed glasses with a suspicious face.
Xingxing, who came out of the bathroom, had a constipated expression on his face, and as soon as he looked up and saw me, he said "Huh" and trotted two steps to me.
"Hey, isn't this Brother Ye? You're really here! ”