With deep concern, I let Amy into my room, and the futon was replaced with a new one.

She was so unhappy that she picked and chose my room, either because the space was small or rustic, and she insisted that I tear off the Sylvester Stallone poster of "First Blood", saying that the bitter uncle's face made her have nightmares when she saw it.

I put on the same bitter face as Stallone and told her that the matter was non-negotiable, and that the tough guy's house should be plastered with a tough guy poster.

On the floor of the big house, I also cleaned up the mess of adult products, but fortunately not many were dismantled by Amy, and the rest can be sold as usual.

I've never slept in a double bed in a big house, because I always felt that this bed exuded an eerie atmosphere, a living testament to my father's broken marriage, an accusation of my mother's betrayal of Aiqing, and a constant reminder of the changeability of women.

Today I have no choice but to reluctantly sleep here for one night, hoping that I will sleep until dawn and not have nightmares.

Amy, the little bastard, walked around the living room naked after she had taken a shower and beckoned me to come over and dress her.

"You have hands and feet yourself! Wear it yourself! ”

I yelled at her through the door.

She saw that I refused to come out anyway, so she changed into a red and white nightdress, with bare shoulders, bare feet, and a large area of skin exposed.

The clothes that had been changed from Amy's body were thrown on the floor in a mess, the pearl white dress, the pink and white striped over-the-knee socks, and even the bra and panties, which had no intention of hiding them in front of me.

These "original" clothes, especially the underwear, Lolitcon like Director Cao will definitely pay a high price to buy them, right? The underwear thief who is still active today may also be interested, plus the American stalker...... With so many perverted clothes staring at you, doesn't it matter if you take them off on the floor of my house casually!?

Amy stood next to the outlet of the TV, picked up my half-used hair dryer, and roughly dried my wet hair.

Yawned while blowing, she is easy to get sleepy at her age.

Maybe it's my delusion, Amy seems to be a little more mature after taking a shower.

What's changed? Growing taller? Impossible, with another lip gloss applied? It doesn't seem to be ...... either. Oh! It turned out that the hairstyle had changed! She had spread out her double ponytail in order to wash her hair, and now her blonde hair was hanging down naturally, making her look 1 or 2 years older, and it was not surprising that she was mistaken for a student of the same grade who was Xiaoqin from the side or back.

But once you see her face, the big blue eyes that occupy almost 1/2 of the face, and the naughty little nose, and the thin light pink lips that will laugh immediately when something funny happens, you will understand that she is still the little Lori who has not grown up, but she has temporarily changed her childish hairstyle and wants to hide herself among adults.

The head rope that was originally used to tie the double ponytail, each with two red candy ball-like decorations, is now worn by Amy on the wrists of both hands, and it looks quite playful and cute.

Shortly after she entered my room, I heard the sound of a hard box pulling from inside.

Can't you be honest for a while! You're rummaging through the boxes under my bed, aren't you? One of the boxes contained 20 photos of Xiaoqin! I finally sealed the haode with duct tape! Don't open the seals and let them out to endanger the world!

I rushed through the door to see Amy crouching on the floor, in front of her half-dragged old cardboard box from under the bed.

I looked over her shoulder, fortunately, it wasn't a photo of Xiaoqin or H comics, but it was full of fighting props such as throwing sticks and finger tigers, all of which were given to me by the campus boss of No. 28 Middle School when he graduated.

"Manservant, why do you use such a primitive tool!"

Amy is dismissive of the previous campus boss's collection.

"If you have any tough enemies, I can ask Penthos to get you a pistol!"

Don't say such discordant words! You enemies of socialism! I don't even use these cold weapons, what do I need a gun for? Is it used to fight the squad leader's shotgun? No kidding! I have no shooting training, I can't even pull the safety when I give me a gun, and the pistol and the shotgun are not in the same range at all, and the squad leader still shoots me first, there is no suspense!

"Don't rummage, go to bed!" I said to her worriedly, "You can see too, there's nothing new under my bed." ”

I said as I kicked the cardboard box full of cold weapons back, and Amy didn't stop me, apparently she wasn't interested in anything like that.

Amy grimaced at me as she rolled out her dead fish eyes, then sat down on the bed and threw her slippers off her feet.

"I can't sleep, tell me a bedtime story!"

"Okay, how about the book 'American Imperialists Are Paper Tigers)?"

"What's that? Is it a book similar to Hitler's Mein Kampf? Hum! If you don't want to tell me a story, sing a lullaby! ”

She lay on the bed with two white porcelain-thin legs, as if I wouldn't notice it, and changed her position every few moments. Because it was raining outside, the ventilation function of the air conditioner was turned on by Amy, so the room temperature is not too high now, and her nightdress obviously does not play a role in keeping warm, but the towel placed next to her is dismissive.

"I'm incomplete! Besides, haven't you ever made a record? Isn't it okay to play your own songs on your phone? ”

"I hate listening to my own songs the most! It's all scribbled by the lyricist my mother found! What 'rainbow-colored soap bubbles', 'carefree childhood' or anything like that...... Childhood, your sister! I will be scolded for not doing my job properly when I blow a soap bubble, and my childhood is a hell full of all kinds of advanced education and temperament training! ”

"Hmph, those idiot-like fans are still cheering with glow sticks in the audience...... One day I'm going to yell at the audience during a live performance and let them know what I really think! ”

Amy let out a sigh of grumble and blew a lock of hair on her forehead.

"You can't sing, so show me a trick."

"I'm not going to do tricks."

Amy waved her hand impatiently.

"Any trick you can do! It's just a valet anyway, and I don't have much hope for you. ”

"No just won't!" I've had enough to endure Amy's vexatious fussing.

“…… You can also perform jerking off. ”

What the!? What do you say, you underage girl! Even the squad leader was a little twisted when he said this word, but did you say it so unabashedly like "hello zaijian"!

Amy squinted at me arrogantly, "Hmph, what's all the fuss about?" At your age, shouldn't you always hide in your room and? ”

"I've known for a long time that men are like male dogs, like my Obama, and when he comes into heat, he doesn't even let go of my slippers -- by the way, Penthos's left leg is his regular sexual partner. Although you are only a manservant, you can barely be regarded as one of the men, come, send an estrus to the master! ”

Who's the male dog? Who will be in heat! And estrus is not worth watching at all! I heard that you debuted as a pure girl in the United States, and if fans heard you casually say such vulgar words, they would be so sad that they burst into tears, right?

Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, Amy said disdainfully: "You're so shy, are you still a virgin?" ”

Don't look like you're amazing! Aren't you a virgin yourself? When did this identity start to be despised by others! Ancient Chinese children's urine can still be used in medicine! I can drink some water and buy medicinal herbs for Tong Ren Tang, can you do it!

Seeing that I acquiesced to this, Amy smiled happily on the bed.

"You're useless! Or is it that the Celestial Empire is backward because of education, are you all like this? ”

"Hey, hey, I can attack you, but you can't attack my motherland!" I looked serious, "You received a great, glorious, and correct American education, so why are you also a virgin?" ”

"Who, who said I was a virgin!" Amy's face turned crimson all of a sudden, and she stammered and quibbled, "I—I've had a lot of experience for a long time!" ”

She pretended to be calm and wrenched her fingers, "Once, twice...... No, it's too much to count, I just counted the number of people, and I often ...... with 3 people No, it's 5 people doing it together! A virgin like you is a scum with zero combat effectiveness in my eyes! ”

You just brag, your mother won't even let you drink Coke, will I believe that she let you have promiscuity?

And who has zero combat effectiveness, who is scum! You're seducing me in a different way, you're doing something very dangerous, you know? Although I have no experience in this kind of thing, the experienced Penthos told me: If I didn't resist doing it with you for the first time, you would have hemorrhaged to death! His grandmother, is this a homicide or suicide! If you die in the news about this kind of thing, it may intensify the national contradictions between China and the United States!

Didn't you American soldiers rape and kill a 6-year-old girl on Okinawa? If I hadn't held back tonight, you would have known how the people of Okinawa felt tomorrow!