"Bed!?"

Do you think it's Wu Zetian greeting the face? If you say this kind of thing, your face is not red and your heart is not beating, your shijie view is not in the same dimension as me!

Amy tilted her head and looked at me strangely.

"What? Don't you understand? This is my newly learned ancient text, which means that you should stand aside and protect me and go to bed! Don't you want to? ”

Who taught you the ancient language! Even if it's a physical education teacher, it shouldn't be so outrageous! So you asked me to stand guard by your bedside? There should be a limit to summoning people! I have to go to school tomorrow!

I kicked the slippers on the ground back to Amy, so that she could be self-reliant, go wherever she wanted, and don't keep thinking about letting others carry her.

Amy pouted, tugged at her slippers, and shook the ponytail behind her head in the direction of my bedroom.

Without asking, he opened the door to my room, turned on the light, and looked at the furnishings in my room with great curiosity.

Needless to say, the huge movie posters of "Jingwumen" and "First Blood" must be in full view, except for the ordinary single beds, there are all kinds of easy-to-get fitness products.

Hey, hey, hey, you're a little polite, okay! I don't want anyone else to know about their hobbies and privacy, especially you!

"You still watch Stallone's films, are you an old grandfather?" Amy paced into my room with her little hands behind her back like a leader, and the sandbag that had fallen in the middle of the bedroom caught her interest.

"Huh? This thing seems to be fun......" A curious fire ignited in her eyes, and she clenched her fists like a boxer, and shouted "Die, bastard!" At the same time, he punched the sandbag hard.

"It hurts!" Amy's injured right hand was bounced back by the sandbag, and the canvas sandbag filled with padding remained motionless, as if mocking Amy's stupidity and weakness.

"You can't touch it." I'll follow from behind.

"Nonsense! I'm going to fight! Amy struggled with the unconscious sandbag, and after several punches and kicks to no avail, she held the sandbag with both hands, like a swing, and then died!

She was really done, and the sandbag swung back slightly, as if it had been shaken by Amy.

"Hahahahaha, how's that! Miss Ben is amazing! Amy crossed her hands and smiled triumphantly.

"Oops!!" The sandbag quickly bounced back and hit Amy right in the face and possibly in the nose.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Amy crouched on the ground with her sore nose covered, but the position she chose to crouch in was extremely inappropriate, and the sandbag that swayed like a single swing quickly swung back, this time grazing the back of Amy's head.

So she threw herself on the floor with a bang in her eyes.

I burst out laughing, Amy was stupid, she didn't have any motor nerves.

She was on her knees for four or five seconds, and just as I was about to go over to help her, she jumped to her feet with a look of annoyance and anger on her face.

"How dare you hurt Miss Ben! I'm going to sentence you to death! She pointed to the sandbag and shouted, "Kill all the doors!" Destroy the Nine Clans! ”

Speaking of anger, he raised one foot and planned to kick it again, but after thinking about it, he was probably afraid of being counterattacked by the Jedi with sandbags, so he had to put his foot down again.

"Manservant, I bought this sandbag!" She said with a serious face.

"Huh? What do you buy it for? ”

"Buy it back and let Penthos and the other bodyguards fight it, so that I can be angry for me!" Amy looked at the sandbag, with a sense of anticipation that revenge would be avenged.

"Not for sale! I use it every day! And I'm used to it and don't want to change to a new one! "I flatly refuse.

"Every day?" Amy looked at me suspiciously, then at the punching bag, "Does that mean hit it every day?" ”

After thinking about it for a moment, Amy continued:

"That's not bad, you're also my manservant, so it's better to treat it as if you were punishing it instead of me!"

"You haven't hit it today, have you? Fight now! Hit now! I'm going to see you hit it! ”

Amy was so anxious that she stomped her foot.

Every day after dinner, I had to punch hundreds of punches at the punching bag, and it felt nice to sweat, and it felt more fulfilling than writing homework. I don't have a reason to interrupt my daily schedule casually, Amy wants to see it, so I let her watch it on the side.

I took my t-shirt off my head to reveal the tight black vest underneath, and it was a nice feeling to tighten my muscles and it would fill me with fighting spirit.

Amy consciously stayed away, not wanting to be hit in the head by the sandbag again, and she stood in the corner and cheered with excitement on her face.

The knees are slightly bent and the shoulders are sinking.

"Whew" punch!

The sandbag was knocked flying by me, almost hitting the chained ceiling.

The momentum of its fall, coupled with a left hook, spun it around, and the chains made a metallic crashing sound, but it sounded unusually pleasant to me.

Triple hit! If this blow hits someone in the abdomen, it will definitely send me to a juvenile detention center.

For some reason, I was in better shape than usual today with a sandbag, as if I was really teaching Amy a lesson to the bad guy who bullied Amy.

Maybe I was too hard, too fierce, and I only hit more than 30 times, and beads of sweat appeared on my arms and shoulders.

So I gathered up and stood up, held the sandbag that came back, and ended today's training early.

Amy stood with her hands some distance apart, as if she wanted to applaud me, but she was fascinated and forgotten.

"You stink!" After waiting for a long time, she actually came to such a sentence. "Huh?"

Amy covered her little nose, "I'll only let you execute the sandbag, who made you sweat!" Now the men in the house stink even more! You bathe me! ”

As she spoke, she put her hands on my back and pushed me out of the bedroom, and although she didn't have much strength, it made me itch.

"Wash yourself up!" She said, "Don't look at Penthos who is not good-looking, but he pays great attention to personal hygiene, and you can't be left behind as my manservant!" ”

Nonsense! He's a or a 0, who wants him if he doesn't pay attention to hygiene! Not only does he take a bath often, but he may also wear cologne!

Zuihou I told Amy to sit honestly in front of the TV and eat potato chips, not to go around and rummage things, and I went to the bathroom to take a shower after she agreed.

When I came out in a T-shirt and shorts, I found that the TV was still on, but Amy was gone.

I went to my room full of fire and looked for it, but no, my father's study was empty.

There was a strange "buzzing" sound through the door of the big house.

With a bad premonition, I opened the door of the big house.

As I said before, the big house used to be my parents' bedroom, but since the incident that ruined my father's life, no one usually sleeps, and half of the room is used to store goods.

Goods from the Happy Valley Love Shop.

More than 200 boxes of adult products.

Because Dad had just distributed goods to customers, a few boxes that had been placed in low places were opened.

Now these boxes have been turned over even more messily, and a lot of unsightly men and women have been scattered on the floor, obviously not Dad's handiwork.

The "buzz" was still loud, and I desperately cast my eyes on Amy on the big bed.

She leaned back against the pillow, half-lying and half-sitting in a very comfortable position, holding a pink vibrator in her hand, vibrating violently on the tips of her fingers, it was newly unpacked, and she had two batteries in it and was studying how to use it.

Holding the vibrator in one hand and the controller in the other, holding both hands in front of your eyes, you can't take your eyes off the text description on the back of the controller.

Nima can't play with this thing! How could I have forgotten that the big house is full of such shameful things! It's a good idea to cover it with a curtain beforehand!

Seeing me come in, and her face was full of Shijie's doomsday expression, she didn't care, first laughed evilly twice, and then said:

"The manservant's family used to do this kind of business! The last time I heard you say 'Happy Valley Sex Toy Store' on the phone, I guessed one or two, and sure enough! ”

The expression on her face was even more smug than the fact that Holmes had solved a hundred mysteries.

"Y-Don't play with that! Put it down for me! ”

I had a fever on my face and shouted at Amy.

"Why can't I play?" Amy pouted, "I've seen this thing in my mother's drawer, just under the drawer where the pistol is hidden, and when I used it as a meteor hammer to play with the cat, my mother scolded me and punished me for playing the piano for two hours more than usual!" ”

Thinking of this history, her face turned gray.

"Isn't it just a toy for adults? What's the big deal! I can play whatever you can! ”

As she spoke, she put the vibrating vibrating egg on her chest.

Don't put it! After studying the traditional Chinese manual that you are not familiar with for a long time, have you finally guessed the correct way to use it? If my father knew that there was an underage girl lying on his marriage bed, using the goods from our online store, what would he think?

I strode forward and snatched the vibrator with my hand.

Amy's face suddenly appeared with the empress being offended by the soldiers.

"Who told you to snatch it? I just feel a little comfortable! ”

Comfortable, comfortable feeling? You Americans are so open! There's no girl's shyness at all.,Come to my house.,Is it purely to pursue pleasure?

"A little crispy and numb ......" Amy reminisced about the afterglow of the moment, and her face suddenly flushed, but in my opinion, most of it was out of excitement, and there was very little shyness.

"That's how it should be!" Amy jumped up to take the vibrator back from my hand, "Give it to me!" Playing with this toy has been a dream of mine since I was a child! It's one of the 100 things I have to do in my life! You're not my mother's minion, leave me alone! ”

Furious, I turned off the vibrator and unloaded the battery and threw it on the floor.

"I said it, let you watch TV well, don't rummage things! These goods have been unpacked by you, how can you sell them! ”

I put on a reproachful face.

"Sell it to me!" Amy laughed and stretched out her finger to sweep around the room, "I want all the boxes!" Tomorrow I'll let them move back for me, and I'll play one by one! ”

Play with your sister! In addition to women's equipment, there are also men's equipment, gay equipment, lesbian equipment, and perverted equipment...... You buy all of these back, are you going to open yin's messy body! Have you suffered from sex addiction at such a young age, like other celebrities in the United States!

"You...... You don't want to sleep in a big house! You sleep in my room, I'll sleep here! ”

"Stingy!" Amy snorted and jumped out of the double bed, and as I passed by me, I noticed that she had another unopened vibrator in her hand, which she carefully held in her hand and hid behind her ass, trying to sneak it away from me.

I slapped the back of her hand, and she let go of her hand with a wail, and the plastic box containing the vibrator fell to the ground.

"These things aren't for you!" I reprimanded her and told her that seeing her unrepentant appearance, I felt that I should change my perspective.

"Uh-huh, Amy, in fact, these adult toys are only used by losers, and they are not suitable for successful people like you."

"Huh?" Amy was novel to me, "Do you mean that Mom punished me because I was ashamed to see her collecting a failed person's toy?" ”

"Almost!" I said perfunctorily, "Anyway, don't touch these things again, or you'll be tainted with the smell of a loser!" ”

Amy sniffed her hand worriedly, and after making sure there was no loser smell on it, she looked up a little reassuringly.

"So, what toys should successful people play with?" She asked suddenly.

"Huh?" I wasn't prepared.

"Successful people, successful people......" Amy frowned and thought for a long time, and finally suddenly realized that she clapped her hands together happily.

"Hahahahahahahaha- I'm so smart! Successful people don't need toys that imitate the human body, successful people play with real people! ”

She pursed her lips greedily and looked at me in the same way as she looked at potato chips in the supermarket and at vibrators.