[653] Besieging the Bright Top
I had just put on a black tight vest and had barely had time to find donkey jerky for Obama when I heard the sound of tires scraping against the ground and the roar of engines at the door of the hotel, near the back door of the special education school.
Huh? Could it be that the loudspeaker's food Weibo really has so many fans? She passed a few photos last night and wrote a dozen words of travel experience, which attracted so many tourists? Amazing! I heard that the so-called "Weibo class" can resist forced demolition, and the bottom can call on fans to boycott Japanese products.
I was curious to go out and watch the excitement, only to find out that it wasn't like that at all.
As soon as I stepped out of the door of the hotel, I found that the two entomologists, one old and one young, were wrapped in bandages and sat in wheelchairs scolding each other!
"You little bastard!"
"You old stick!"
"Don't call people indiscriminately, you have to scream! It's good this time, it attracts so many people who want to get rich! β
"Why are you only allowed to call me a son, but not a brother! Besides, I'm about to catch it, but if you pounce at my feet, we'll roll into the ravine! β
"Nonsense! How can you get this little bunny butterfly baby baby butterfly! β
"*** grandma ......"
Leaving aside the two seriously injured numbers, behind them, 17 or 8 cars were parked, including vans, jeeps, motorcycles...... The number continues to increase.
Most of the people who got out of the car were full of meat, although they all held insect nets in their hands, or even bigger fishing nets, but those who didn't know saw it, they would never think that they were here to catch insects, but rather to participate in the hooligan jousting tournament and run for the glorious title of "the first hooligan in Dongshan City".
"I heard that as long as you catch butterflies, you will have 500,000 yuan?"
A bald man with a mustache clutched the large fishing net in his hand and said menacingly.
"Isn't it! That's a lot faster than collecting protection money! β
"It's not 500,000 yuan, it's 500,000 U.S. dollars! I heard that the exchange of US dollars to RMB is 1:6...... How much is 500,000 multiplied by 6......"
Elementary school students don't know how to ask questions! Sure enough, I can only do the promising job of a hooligan!
After receiving the news, the people who came to participate in the search and butterfly hunting operation were basically idle people over 20 years old, and they gathered more and more, crowded the front door of the hotel, and desperately asked two entomologists about the characteristics of the target butterfly.
"Is the blue one fine? I dye a normal butterfly blue with blue ink, can I mix it up? β
"Fuck you! You think foreigners are stupid! β
"Old man, you are so injured that you can't catch butterflies by yourself, why don't you let your son, who knows butterflies, act with us, and divide the bounty equally when the time comes?"
After a very wise rascal made this request, the others also began to fight for the old entomologist's son.
The little entomologist, the college student who had just worked, although he was also seriously injured, he called many brothers, so he was in his own right, and he was bound to win the blue flash butterfly.
"Anyway, is it really worth that much money? I found on Taobao that some blue flash butterflies are sold for 300 yuan! There are also doubts.
Brother Ren, you have been trapped! The kind of flawed ordinary blue flash butterfly specimens should be shipped free of charge for 200 yuan!
"That's right, it's worthless, you can go!" Some people want others to quit the competition.
"Fourth, are you stupid? I heard that the kind of butterfly on Cuisong Mountain is a subspecies of blue flash butterfly, which is tens of thousands of times more expensive than the ordinary blue flash butterfly! β
"Where's it?" The fourth child still didn't get the hang of it, "Why add a 'subspecies', it's worth so much money?" β
"You don't believe you stupid, and you don't want to think about how different a misprinted stamp and banknote can be from a normal one? weishenme so worthy? Scarcity is expensive! β
"The Boss is right! Fourth, you just think so, if you are a 'human subspecies', do scientists have to arrest you to the research institute and study it all day? β
The four were shocked: "How do you know that I am a human subspecies!?" β
I'll it! This hooligan not only has a low IQ, but is also a hooligan with secondary diseases!
All kinds of strange people gather in Cuisong Mountain, this rhythm is going to have an accident! Our students in the second (3rd) class of junior high school are still watching the scenery and eating barbecue at the hilltop camp at this time, and they don't know anything about the upcoming butterfly hunting army!
took out her mobile phone and was about to call the squad leader, so that she had already taken precautions, but at a glance, she found that from the two black Mercedes-Benz cars, five young people wearing high-end mountaineering clothes and crooked faces came down.
ββIf it's not the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, who else can it be?
"What are you guys doing here?" I yelled in anger.
Xingxing, who was walking in front, was the first to find me standing at the door of the hotel, and in surprise, he immediately ran over with his brothers to say hello to me.
"Brother Ye, why are you here!"
"Are you here to catch the blue flash butterfly? Brother Ye is so efficient, look at your leisurely appearance...... You were here last night, weren't you? β
I did think about catching the blue flash butterfly yesterday, but I saw it run away from my eyes.
There was once a rare butterfly that flew in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more painful, if God gives me another chance to start over, I will say three words to the butterfly that flew away: "Ya Yan butterfly." "If I had to trade this butterfly for something, I would like it: 500,000, dollars.
I saw that the five tigers of the Criminal Department each brought insect trapping nets, which were quite advanced and professional, and I couldn't help but stretch out my hand to them and say:
"Is there anything superfluous? Lend me one of the excess! β
"Yes! There is a superfluous! Xing Xing hurriedly offered the insect trapping net in his hand, "Brother Ye wants it, even if he doesn't have it, he has to say that he has it!" β
I held the aluminum alloy telescopic rod of the insect trap net, and asked: "How many of you are rich second generations, weishenme also came to join in the fun, come to Cuisong Mountain to grab the blue flash butterfly?" β
"Brother Ye, look at what you said!" Xingxing scratched his pockmarked face, "We are at the upper middle level in Qingzi Academy, and we are much richer than us!" β
"yes, yes! Even if we have money, our parents belong to them, where are they willing to give us $500,000 at once! β
"And this matter is now spreading all over the city, so many people come to rob it, in case we rob it, wouldn't it be a very face-saving thing? When the time comes, Dao'er will praise our heroic deeds, and Brother Ye, you will also have a light on your face! β
The five tigers of the criminal department laughed, as if they felt that coming to Cuisong Mountain this time was a matter of great benefit.
"Do you know how to swim?" I asked suddenly.
"Huh?" Xing Xing wondered, "How can you catch butterflies and still be able to swim?" Does this butterfly live in water? β
"Oh, it's a 'subspecies', it's amazing!"
"Could it be the 'Atlantis' butterfly?"
I knocked on the telescopic rod of the insect trap net in my hand to silence them, and admonished them with the majesty of the eldest brother:
"Don't look down on nature, although Cuisong Mountain has been developed as a tourist attraction, it is still very primitive and dangerous due to the small flow of visitors!"
Maybe I borrowed some lines from the squad leader, but the five tigers of the criminal department don't know about it anyway.
"If you have to go up the mountain to catch the blue flash butterfly, I won't stop you......"
The five tigers of the criminal department looked at the insect trap net in my hand and smiled at each other.
"But ......!" I raised my voice, "Give me safety!" If you can't swim, don't go near the water's edge! Cliffs and deep ravines also give me a place to stay! β
To let them know the serious consequences of negligence, I pointed to the two bandaged entomologists who were still scolding each other on the wheel.
"You little ****!"
"You old ****! I'm **your grandma's**! β
The five tigers of the Criminal Department were very inspired after seeing them, and they all said that they would definitely pay attention to safety and would not fall into the mummy-like situation of the two of them.
At this time, the wise rascal, who had told the old entomologist that he wanted to cooperate with his son, began to inquire about the lodging of the hotelβhe was ready for a long battle.
Hearing that there was an accident at the back door of the school, the principal of the special education school and two security guards who came in a hurry were so shocked that they were sweating when they saw so many vicious-looking people gathered in front of the hotel.
"Y-what are you going to do!" The headmaster struggled to muster his courage, and the two security guards in the back also nervously held the rarely used batons on their waists.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid," the wise rascal persuaded him, "we are insect lovers, and we have heard that rare species have emerged on the Cuisong Mountain, so we have come here." Excuse me, is there any room available at this hostel? β
The principal raised his glasses and frowned, "Yes, yes, but just in time for the student field trip, half of them are already full, and there are only about 11 or 2 rooms that can live in the rest......
"Then give me 6 rooms first!" The wise scoundrel immediately handed over a stack of bills, which was considered a deposit for accommodation.
"Huh? I want 6 rooms at once, and you don't let others live! "The competitors protested in the back.
The wise rascal smiled contemptuously, "First come, first served, I'll leave you half of the room, that's enough." β
"Ah, boss, I want two!" At this time, the competitor who reacted called the principal "boss", and waved the banknote and rushed to stuff it into the principal's hand.
"Don't give him the room! Give it to us! Another person squeezed in, "I'll pay double the accommodation fee!" β
"I'm out three times! I'm going to rent for a month! I'll pay for the accommodation now! β
People from all walks of life, who are bent on making a fortune, stuff money into the hands and pockets of the glasses principal, who is so embarrassed that his expression is like an overly popular stripper in a nightclub.
Nima! It's really like Shu Zhe said, as long as it is said that there are super valuable rare butterflies on Cuisong Mountain, a large group of money fans will come and snatch up the hotel rooms attached to the special education school!
It's a prophecy! It's just that Shu Zhe's suggestion is to let us make up rumors, the current situation is true, and since the blue flash butterfly subspecies is worth 500,000 US dollars, it will be extremely fierce at that time!
My classmates at the top of the mountain will be fine, right? This is equivalent to the Nine Great Sects besieging the Bright Peak!