[652] Huashan on the sword
After Xiaoqin rescued Ah Xing ashore, I lifted his two feet upside down to control the water in his stomach, and the squad leader told me across the stream that I should take the drowning person's abdomen on his knees and face down to control the water, I think my method is very effective, so I don't think so.
As the saying goes, "the face is thin", so relatively, the ugly and obscene are generally more solid.
It's like Father-in-law Cao's physical strength is not good, and he is often beaten, but he has not been killed once. (Not once!) Ah Xing was rescued by my big head rushing to the ground, and after being rescued by Xiaoqin and me savagely, he looked dull and saw through the red dust.
"You still don't want to ask for the phone number?" I talked to him tentatively, and in case he became dementia due to this stimulation and prolonged lack of oxygen, I had to contact Dr. Yu Suiliang to treat him.
"No, don't ask!" Ah Xing shook his head like a drum, "It's too dangerous to ask for a phone number, it's not as safe as the activation code and extraction code, I'll be honest in the future......"
Well, I also know that masturbation, children can be taught, I shouldn't have become an idiot, and the future of the motherland will be handed over to you!
Xiaoqin hid behind me, wringing out her wet clothes as much as possible, and Ah Xing looked at Xiaoqin again, and her gaze was no longer "a shy beauty", but a "prehistoric tyrannosaurus beast".
Even the three girls on the other side of the river who caused trouble began to quietly talk about Xiaoqin's rights and wrongs.
"I didn't find out before, it turns out that Xiaoqin is so scary when she gets angry, doesn't it mean that she is weak and sick?"
"is worthy of Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart, and the degree of brutality is comparable......"
"The two of them are so compatible, why do they recognize brother and sister? Let's just get married......"
I want you to take care of it! If it weren't for the front of the squad leader, I would have scolded you for crying! Let's see if you dare to play like this next time!
The squad leader whispered something to the three girls, as if to tell them not to alienate Xiaoqin because of Xiaoqin's occasional emotional out-of-control, these girls who called themselves "Three Youths of Dongshan City" listened to the squad leader's words at this time, and said that that that something would never happen.
"Thanks to Xiaoqin, we didn't become murderers, it's too late to thank her!"
"That's it! As soon as we heard the squad leader, we learned that Xiaoqin was angry because she suffered from severe androphobia! We're not boys, how can we make Xiaoqin angry? ”
"That...... Xiaoqin can't participate in physical education class, it turns out that when she was a child practicing martial arts with her mother, did she get injured? It's so pathetic......"
Despite the good intentions, the squad leader is estimated to have told more lies today than in the whole of last year.
After I called Gonggong Cao back and asked him to send Ah Xing down the mountain, Xiaoqin really began to ask the squad leader for the secret recipe for breast enlargement.
"I'm sorry......" the squad leader said with a blushing face, "I don't have that kind of secret recipe, it was the emergency situation just now that I had to lie to your ......"
The squad leader and the other three girls came around from a single-plank bridge upstream to meet us, and the three girls surrounded Xiaoqin and asked long and short questions, in addition to thanking her for going into the water to save people, they praised her for swimming Jishu well, and asked her if she could teach herself kung fu or something.
Xiaoqin ignored the fact that her clothes were still wet, separated everyone, and directly reached out to the squad leader to ask for the secret recipe for breast enlargement.
That's why the squad leader said apologetically.
"Squad leader, you're too bad!" Xiaoqin pouted and said, "I obviously have a secret recipe for breast enlargement, but I don't tell others, I just care about getting bigger!" It's not enough to talk...... Hum! ”
The class leader was just about to explain, when the other three girls surrounded the class leader again.
"Huh? Squad leader, do you have that kind of secret recipe? Tell us okay too? ”
"Yes, yes, don't eat alone! Squad leader, you are already so beautiful, even if you tell us the secret recipe, we will not rob you of a man! ”
"Class leader, as long as you tell me the secret recipe, I will volunteer to wipe the classroom windows for a semester!"
The squad leader was surrounded by Xiaoqin and the "Three Youths of Dongshan City" in the middle, and he was embarrassed to ask me for help because of the special topic.
I held Obama for the time being, and the dog collar was back around his neck.
After teaming up with me, Obama probably thought that I was extraordinary, at least a good meat shield, so he became very arrogant, and even if a dragonfly flew in front of him, he would grin twice.
Gonggong Cao came back to escort his "righteous brother", and asked Ah Xing in surprise: "Why is my brother here?" Obama yelled at him.
At that time, Ah Xing also hugged his fist at Gonggong Cao and said: "Brother Xian doesn't know, that e-book "Pickle Girl Guide" is very harmful, I just want to learn how to talk to ......"
Before he could finish a sentence, Obama jumped high and wanted to bite them, so frightened that the two lewd men ran down the hill with their asses running down the hill.
Obama, who had no intention of chasing after him at all, made an expression of "Lao Tzu is hanging like this" on the spot, and he was satisfied.
"Xiaoqin, don't worry about the secret recipe yet," the squad leader finally broke free from the crowd, "Your shirt and pants are all wet, and it takes a lot of physical strength to jump into the water to save people, why don't you let Ye Lin send you back to the hotel first, change your clothes, and then have a good rest?" ”
Judging by the squad leader's expression, she originally planned to send Xiaoqin down the mountain in person, but as the organizer of the wild trip, she couldn't leave her post without permission, so this glorious task had to be handed over to me.
Not only did she want me to send Xiaoqin down the mountain, but she also asked me to send Obama down the mountain, because she felt that she had too much time to play with the dog, and her playthings were discouraged, which led to the opportunity for the female classmate to take advantage of it and swim secretly behind her back, and almost had a big accident.
It's rare to have a dog who is not too afraid of himself, but he has to endure the pain and give it to me to take charge, and the squad leader's eyes are full of responsibility, and he also shows a very reluctant look.
"Squad leader, this is Amy's dog, there will be a chance in the future." I comforted her and said, "Next time I go to Qingzi School Park, you can go with me to see the dogs." ”
The squad leader didn't answer me, probably because he was worried that he would not be popular if he came uninvited on Amy's side, right?
After instructing the other party to pay attention to safety, Xiaoqin and Obama and I went all the way to Xiangxia, and the class leader and three other girls went all the way to Xiangshang, and divided into two teams.
When we returned to the hotel, it was only about 10:30 in the morning, the heat of the sun was gradually rising, and Xiaoqin's wet clothes were already half dry.
Still, she went to take a shower and get new clothes. Although the hotel attached to the special education school was supposed not to provide hot water at this time, I discussed with the principal that I could pay for the hot water separately and wanted to make a special exception.
The principal said that I, like Peng Tousi, are philanthropists who have donated to special education schools, and it is impossible for me to collect money from me and happily boil hot water for Xiaoqin alone.
Anyway, Xiaoqin and I didn't get enough sleep last night, and today we participated in such a physically demanding thing as saving people, and after Xiaoqin took a bath, she was wearing civilian clothes and lying on her bed and fell asleep.
"Oops, my straw hat ......"
Xiaoqin only realized that she was missing something on her head at this time, probably when she was saving people, and she didn't know where she left it, right?
"Forget it, if you like straw hats, I'll buy you another one when I go back." I sat on the edge of Xiaoqin's bed and comforted her.
In fact, Xiaoqin lost her straw hat, and I felt more distressed than her.
It doesn't matter if you have a straw hat, it's not a proof of One Piece anyway, but the unknown chemical paint on the straw hat has once attracted rare blue flash butterflies to fall on it!
It's not an ordinary blue flash butterfly, it's a blue Moorish Armenian butterfly, also known as the "Ya Butterfly"! In the foreign "Butterfly Collectors" forum, there are rich businessmen who have enough to eat and want to pay 500,000 US dollars to buy it!
"Ah~~~~~~ so sleepy~~~~~" Xiaoqin lay on the bed and yawned, "Ye Lin is also sleepy, right?" Why don't we sleep together for a while? While my classmates are all on the top of the mountain......"
Xiaoqin's words do not mean to be seductive, but simply hope that I will sleep side by side with her like I did when I went up the mountain this morning, and she seems to have me by her side and will sleep very peacefully.
It's not good to be stable! If you get into the habit of falling asleep when I'm around, do you have to sleep together every day!
One time it was thundering outside, and Amy came over from the neighboring house with a pillow, hoping to sleep in the same bed with me...... Later, I slept quite peacefully! Does a loved one's bloodline have the effect of calming nerves?
Don't use me as a pillow and a sleeping aromatherapy! In the future, the two of you, a real sister and a righteous sister, will you have to be by my side to fall asleep! I'm the one who needs the pillow the most! You're so close, how can I hold a pillow! Is there one on the left and right, and use the two of you as a pillow?
Xiaoqin whispered to me, gradually unable to open her eyelids, and made a pitiful gesture of wanting to hold my arm.
There's no way, lend her an arm to hold for the time being, and then recycle it when she's asleep.
Obama was chained under Pooh's empty bed, and when I signaled that it wasn't allowed to make a noise, it nodded, then opened its mouth wide again, signaling that I should feed it to buy it.
I didn't have the dog snacks prepared by the squad leader, "Texas Beef" sticks, so I pointed to what was on the table, probably half a plate of melon seeds that Pooh had eaten.
Obama looked disgusted and didn't buy it.
I recalled that Grandpa Cao's backpack seemed to have some donkey jerky, so I planned to go back to my room to look for it, lest Obama be hungry and bark and wake Xiaoqin.
As a result, Xiaoqin pulled my arm in her sleep and didn't let me go, I thought about it, so I had to take off my class uniform and white T-shirt and let Xiaoqin hold it instead of my arm.
Qin crumpled my T-shirt into her arms and seemed to be still sniffing it, and her brow, which had been slightly furrowed by the withdrawal of my arm, gradually relaxed.
I opened the door lightly, and went back to my room shirtless to get my clothes and jerky, but I didn't realize that the seemingly peaceful atmosphere in the hotel near noon was only a thin layer of illusion.
The real situation is: yesterday, the two entomologists who were fighting with each other each other, each looking for someone to help them catch the blue flash butterfly, but this morning, the news leaked out, and on the dusty dirt road, more than 40 cars have been madly driving towards the usually unvisited Cuisong Mountain, about to start a bloody storm around the $500,000 bounty......