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"I said, are you disgusting?? The person who said it had no appetite......"

"That's it, I've never seen such a disgusting person like you, if I can't eat it for a while, you old men will pack it for me......"

"Packed up?? It's all neighbors, even eating and scooping, how funny?? Do you want a face?? ”

"Stupid, you can't tell what she means?? It's because of the shame that she let those thick-skinned ones pack, I think it's pretty good, and when I go back and pack, I want a ...... too."

"That's not bad, let's just take the banquet and take it home to eat......"

"I agree, copy the mat and take it home for the elderly and children to eat......"

"People didn't say that they didn't care about the food of the elderly and children, as for that??"

"How not?? After eating today's meal, the copied dishes can be eaten tomorrow, and the elderly and children need nutrition the most......"

There are also women in the team, at first I heard the men talk too obscenely, and I wanted to scold them twice, but as I spoke, I said that the copy of the mat came up, and the copying of the mat, as the name suggests, is to pack the whole mat that has not been touched, in the red and white ceremonies, this is the most shameless and obscene behavior, of course, as long as there is a person who carries the black pot, this is what people love to do.

When a group of old men heard the conversation of the women, they began to break out in a cold sweat one by one, if they really copied the banquet at the wedding banquet under the threat of these women, then they would have no face to be human in front of Lao Bian's family in the future, and they looked at each other. There was a very tacit understanding to speed up the pace, and hurry away from these women, so as not to let them give them some tasks that embarrassed them.

"Alas, aa, you go slower......" One woman noticed the men quickening their pace. I couldn't help but shout.

Slow down?? Fools are slow...... When the old men heard this, they muttered in their hearts, and instead of slowing down, they trotted up.

"Run, run, unless you can run to the edge of the sky......"

"You didn't cure you if you ran?? We didn't cure you, that Xiao Zhao can cure you......"

"Hey, bunch of fools, where can you run?? Even if you are an ostrich. And show your ass and balls......"

A group of women strolled around unhurriedly, looking at the embarrassed appearance of the old men, and they all took it as a joke.

The sky was bright, and it was getting brighter quickly. It is this time from the gate of the community to the door of Lao Bian's house, the sky is already bright, the sun is still on the horizon, but the whole sky has been illuminated as blue as a wash, today. It's another good day.

Bian Lanlan's house was already full of people, and when the newcomer appeared, the firecrackers that had been waiting for a long time sang the most heroic song, breaking his bones with his own powder. Bring a festive atmosphere to the whole wedding, in the sound of firecrackers. The newlyweds walked into the living room and finally began to worship the church.

The living room is furnished into a main hall. The eyes are all red, the two big red futons on the ground are quite poor workmanship, at first glance it is temporarily sewn, as long as it can be used on the line, if you want to use it in the future, then there will be plenty of time in the future, and then it will be finely trimmed, in the middle of the hall, it is the god of heaven and earth, the god of the old Bian family, and the gods of the old Bian family are also impressively listed, in fact, the new daughter-in-law has entered the door, and the matter of the gods and goddesses in the future will fall on her, so that she can familiarize herself with the business in advance.

The old Taoist has the experience of being the master of ceremonies, in his methodical command, in full view of everyone, the newlyweds knelt down on the futon, and completed the whole ceremony respectfully, just like Zhang Haitong got married, the brilliance of God shone on the newlyweds again, the two hair grew crazy, tangled together, and became a veritable married couple, this scene, but let the onlookers have awe, in this world, there are really gods. …,

After the newlyweds were sent into the cave room, the groom carried the weighing pole to the bride and picked a hijab, drank a glass of wine, and began to feast the guests.

"It's all married??" Qin Xiaojun was playing in Bian Lanlan's house, the firecrackers were not over, and she couldn't sleep.

"It's over, let's go down to dinner, shall we?" Nie Canglong said.

"I don't want to eat ......" The girl frowned sadly when she heard the man say to eat, covering her stomach, "I ate too much at night, I want to relieve my hands......"

"And no one is stopping you......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If you want to go, you can go......"

"I'm afraid that someone will ...... in the toilet," the girl was a little embarrassed.

"You're not going to knock first, are you?? He won't eat you if someone is ......" Nie Canglong was speechless, haven't you relieved your hands before? ?

"What if it's a man?? The ...... he sat on I'm not going to sit ......," the girl said, pouting.

"Bring the newspaper and put on the ...... before you sit," Nie Canglong said.

"No......" the girl shook her head vigorously, "the newspaper is too dirty, and it will be printed after sitting for a long time......"

"Then lay out a blank sheet of paper without words......" Nie Canglong squinted at the girl, his eyes swept over her lower abdomen, are you really panicking? ? If you're really panicked, why don't you care about words??

"Then you're not going to find me a blank paper??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said.

"Toilet paper ......" Nie Canglong took out a roll of toilet paper from his arms and handed it to the girl, "You can use as much as you want, you are polite......"

"Where did you come from??" The girl took the toilet paper and looked at the man with some confusion, such a big lump was hidden on his body, but he didn't find out where he was protruding before, where did he hide the toilet paper??

"You don't care about this...... Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "Anyway, this paper will definitely not turn into stone, and it will definitely not be your ......"

"I hate ......" The girl's little face turned red, and she glared at Nie Canglong angrily, "If you talk nonsense again, I will ignore you......"

"Yes, yes, yes. I'm not going to say anything, it's all right?? You'd better hurry up and go, otherwise you'll have to get some pants in a while......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Get out of ......," the girl glanced at the man angrily, "you go and prepare water." Flush the toilet in a moment......" he said, and went out of the house and into the bathroom.

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong was happy, and was about to get water, when suddenly there was an extra person in the house, this time it scared Nie Canglong, this person turned out to be Yuan Da Immortal with pear blossoms and rain, grandma's. Who can make Yuan Da Immortal cry?? It's so talented.

"Canglong, Bian Lanlan bullied me......" Yuan Siyu threw himself into Nie Canglong's arms and cried.

"I said, Bian Lanlan bullied you. What does it have to do with me?? Nie Canglong wanted to push her away, but Yuan Siyu's arms were tightly wrapped around his waist, and he couldn't push it away for a while, so he couldn't help but feel helpless.

"She's your little wife......" Yuan Siyu cried, and his snot and tears rubbed against Nie Canglong's chest. Maybe it's still not funny to rub like this, zuihou also blew it, that slimy ...... It's all on the man's shirt.

"Can you stop disgusting me??" Nie Canglong's diaphragm was full of goosebumps, and he could clearly feel a warm and moist feeling on his chest.

"No, I can't. You have to help me beat her up,......," Yuan Siyu said crying.

"Okay, okay, I'll help you beat her up. You hurry up and let go of me, I'm going to shock you with nausea......" Nie Canglong trembled all over. Growing up, he had never been so disgusting. …,

"I won't let go, if you let go, you'll run away, you go and beat her now......" Yuan Siyu's body twisted in the man's arms, and the fullness of his chest continued to squeeze on the man's chest.

"I can warn you, if you don't let go, I'll be rude to you......" Nie Canglong's face immediately darkened, and he was 100% sure that Yuan Siyu was deliberately tempting himself.

"You are really in the same group as your little wife......" Yuan Siyu raised her head, her face was full of tears, her blue snot was sticky, pulled into a silk thread, one end hung under her nose, and the other end hung on her cheek, and as she raised her head, she trembled a few times, looking extremely disgusting.

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong's disgusting stomach twitched, but when the acid water gushed to his mouth, he finally held back, "I'll count to three, if you don't let go of me, I'm really not polite to you......"

"One, two, three, I'll count you, if you don't take revenge on me today, I'll rub my snot into your mouth......" Yuan Siyu cried and said.

"You really don't think about it anymore??" Nie Canglong's mind involuntarily remembered the slimy, salty, like the smell of freshly boiled stew, and his stomach couldn't help but start tumbling again.

Yuan Siyu didn't speak, looking at him with two big eyes, his expression was extremely firm.

"Today, I have to ......" Nie Canglong's face twitched, and he was about to say cruel words and clean up Yuan Siyu, when he suddenly smelled a very familiar smell at the end of his nose, and his nose involuntarily shrugged and sniffed the smell carefully.

"I don't care what you have to do today, if you don't avenge me, I'll rely on you......" Yuan Siyu cried and said unreasonably.

"Sniff ......" Nie Canglong's face suddenly leaned down, approached Yuan Siyu's face, and sniffed lightly.

"You...... What are you doing?? Yuan Siyu caught Nie Canglong's sudden move a little off guard, his little face turned red, he forgot to cry, lowered his head and said shyly and timidly.

"Sniff ......" Nie Canglong sniffed, his brows furrowed, and his face approached Yuan Siyu again.

"Do you want to ......" Yuan Siyu could already feel the feeling of the man's male breath spraying on her lips, her breathing was obviously short, and her big eyes were slightly closed.

"I want to??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and then his head was raised, "What did I think??" ”

"You ......" flew away without even smelling the taste of the meat in his mouth, not to mention Yuan Siyu's disappointment, his expression was extremely resentful.

"What's wrong with me??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, his expression full of disdain.

"You're just a wooden ......" Yuan Siyu's little mouth pouted, with the snot and tears on his face, how disgusting it looked.

"Yes, I'm just a piece of wood, how can I compare to your Chef Yuan??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and stretched out his fingers. Gently rubbing the snot hanging on her cheek, "I said, can you wash the stew off your face??" Don't you feel disgusting? ”

"I don't think so, I feel pretty ......" Yuan Siyu followed Nie Canglong's words. I missed my own little tricks in one fell swoop.

"How's it going??" Nie Canglong sneered.

"It's not a good ......" Yuan Siyu let go of the man, "I just want you to help me beat Bian Lanlan." ”

"Beat Bian Lanlan??" Nie Canglong grabbed Yuan Siyu's ear, and then twisted it vigorously, "How do you want to beat Bian Lanlan and close my clothes??" ”

"It hurts, it hurts, I'll wash you, can't I wash you?? I'll wash you inside and out, underwear and underwear, spare me......" Yuan Siyu screamed in pain. Repeatedly said good things to men. …,

"Spare you??" Nie Canglong twisted it again, "You stole the stew on the red case, don't talk about eating it, you even dare to wipe your face." You say you're invincible?? ”

"I'm a loser, I'm a loser, good husband, spare me......" When Yuan Siyu begged for mercy again and again, he didn't forget to take advantage of men.

"You still dare to take advantage of me??" Nie Canglong was furious, and the hand that twisted her ear used a little more force. Almost twisted her ears around, "Do you not want your ears anymore??" ”

"If you want to want it, spare me......" Yuan Siyu jumped up in pain, "I won't let you fall for Bian Lanlan......"

"Weishenme doesn't beat her anymore?? I think she's quite underwhelmed......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly. Said.

"Then you just go and beat her, it has nothing to do with me. It's a personal act for you to beat her......" Yuan Siyu hurriedly cleared herself.

"I'll just say that you instigated me to beat her, and then let her come and beat you......" Nie Canglong said.

"Anything. What you say is what, it's a good ......" Yuan Siyu smiled flatteringly, and was about to call her husband good, but was glared at by a man, and the words behind him were held in his throat, and he didn't dare to spit out.

"Doesn't you think you have a long memory??" Nie Canglong looked at Yuan Siyu, and his eyes narrowed, "Do you want me to teach you?" The hand that pinched Yuan Siyu's ear began to exert himself.

"No, no, I mean it's smooth, I have a very ......good memory" Yuan Siyu hurriedly begged for mercy, "Let me go, I will never call you a good husband in the future, I will call you a good brother......"

"Are you still going to be ashamed?? Are you older than me? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said.

"Then I'll call you good brother, good brother, let go of my sister......" Yuan Siyu said again and again.

"Your name is good brother?? Can you beat me? You're really embarrassed to call out...... "Nie Canglong is not happy, he has always been the material to be a brother, who dares to call himself a younger brother??

"And what do you think I should call you??" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly.

"You should call me ......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but froze, and for a while, he didn't know what to let Yuan Siyu call himself.

"What's it called??" Feeling that Nie Canglong was a little short of words, Yuan Siyu asked after him, and he was proud in his heart, if you don't have any words, I won't ask yet, I just know that you have no words, so I asked and let you bully me.

"You just call me by my first name, the kind with a first name and a surname, the two of us are not that familiar......" Nie Canglong was a little annoyed and angry, and said.

"How can you be so kind to someone??" Yuan Siyu pursed his mouth, and his big eyes were watery.

"Why can't I do this to you?? How old are you?? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said with a disdainful expression.

"I'm not a junior??" Yuan Siyu looked at Nie Canglong pitifully and said.

"You love the oldest, it has nothing to do with me......" Nie Canglong was not fooled at all.

"You ......" Yuan Siyu pouted at the man with a resentful face, "Why are you so ruthless??" ”

"Men, they are all tough guys, how can they be soft-hearted??" Nie Canglong let go of Yuan Siyu, took two steps back, and gently took off the Hanfu, leaving only a white mid-lan.

"It's too fast......" Yuan Siyu watched the man suddenly undress, his little face immediately turned red, and he hung his head writhingly, like a water lotus flower that was too shy.

"Hurry up ......" Nie Canglong's face darkened, and he threw the Hanfu with a smell of green onions to the ground, "You used Lao Tzu as a rag, hurry up and wash Lao Tzu ......"

"Oh, and there is no washing machine, so people won't wash it......" Yuan Siyu didn't move, now is the time when Nie Canglong is wearing the least in front of her, if you work hard, maybe you can strip him naked? ? You can't be stupid to do the laundry, washing clothes and stripping men, that's a bad grade.

"Don't play tricks with me, what kind of fabric are we made of?? Put it in the water and it will be clean, you don't even need to put laundry detergent, don't tell me, you don't even know this, right?? Nie Canglong looked at Yuan Siyu with some disdain and said.

"People just don't know it......" Yuan Siyu glanced at the man shyly, a cunning flashed in his eyes, and he flew towards the man.

Bang......

With a sound, Yuan Siyu threw herself into the air, and the little brain that was about to pounce into the man's arms happened to hit a wooden hanger behind the man, and the huge liliang directly smashed the hanger to pieces, so she couldn't help but scream in pain: "Hey, it hurts me......"

"I knew you weren't holding back your fart, so I'm waiting for you......" Nie Canglong's figure appeared next to the bed at some point, and he was looking at Yuan Siyu with a mocking face, "You, don't pretend to be in pain, let's hurry up and compensate for other people's hangers......"

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