Chapter 471: Educational Methods
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"It's too bad...... Sister Bai glanced at the girl, and then shook her head slightly, "You have something to do with the chicken's fart, I'll tell you about it......"
"What's the use of saying?? Can you let everyone know? Do you have what it takes? Qin Xiaojun said with a disdainful face. k update
"I don't have this ability, but Siyu does, although Siyu may not have the courage to say that I will do work for her......" Sister Bai smiled coldly and said.
"Let's not talk about this, let's talk about this......" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Sister Bai deeply, then smiled brightly, picked up the stick, and said.
"What about me??" Sister Bai smiled smugly and asked.
"Your business??" Qin Xiaojun's face showed a hint of surprise, "What's the matter with you??" ”
"It's okay...... Sister Bai couldn't help but nod with satisfaction, "Let's continue to talk about spanking......
"Okay......" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Nie Canglong and beckoned to him, "Don't you want me to spank your ass?" Hurry up and pout, I promise to satisfy your ......"
"I'll make room for you...... Sister Bai kicked on the ground with a slight strain, and the whole person sat on the chair and slid backwards, just to make some space.
"I said, let's not bring this, okay?? There's no such way to bully people, right?? Nie Canglong was not happy. Are you such a bully?? No. It's not bullying, it's just an insult.
"What you asked for yourself is not that we bullied you......" The girl smiled and said.
"Pierce your hands...... the little girl stretched out her little hand and touched the stick, "It must hurt to hit the ass......" said and raised her little face to look at the master, "The master won't beat the master......"
"Hey, my apprentice really didn't raise ...... in vain," Nie Canglong was moved to tears.
"It will hurt to beat the master, let the girl fight for you......" The little girl looked at the master with a sincere face and said.
"Expelled from the division, expelled from the division......" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time. This little girl is really shameless.
"Hahahaha......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but daxiao, looking at the man's eyes, there was mockery and ridicule, "This apprentice is really not in vain." Knowing that he feels sorry for his master, how can he be expelled from the master with such a haode apprentice? ? ”
"You must be expelled from the sect......" Nie Canglong's eyes glared at the little girl viciously.
"Who's going to expel you??" Wang Xueying came in from outside with a porcelain basin, holding a few spoons in her hand, and put the porcelain basin on the table, "This is what the proprietress asked me to bring over, saying that it is tofu soup, I think it is chili soup, you can taste it......" said, dividing the spoons one by one. With a spoon left, he poked into the porcelain basin, scooped it hard, scooped out a large piece of tender old tofu, and then swallowed it into his stomach, and began to stick out his tongue, "Ha, spicy ......"
"It's tofu brain, right??" With soup to drink, Qin Xiaojun won't make things difficult for men. Picked up the spoon and scooped a spoonful, "Crystal clear, it looks pretty good, just this appearance, it's quite authentic......"
"Really??" Nie Canglong also scooped it. Then he looked at it and swallowed it in his stomach. Immediately, a spicy taste spread in his mouth, and the tender taste didn't need him to chew at all, and it slid directly into his throat, "Not bad, this taste, this taste, absolutely, I have never eaten such a delicious tofu soup in my life......"
"That's it, it's a classic of our Hunan cuisine, it tastes like jelly......" The girl became proud and sucked the tender tofu from the spoon into her mouth. …,
"I've been to a Hunan restaurant before, but I've never heard of such tofu soup in Hunan cuisine. Wang Xueying tasted it for a long time, feeling that this taste was quite strange, and couldn't help but say in surprise.
She used to be a glutton, and she had eaten a lot of the eight major cuisines in China, but she had never heard of this kind of tofu soup sold in Hunan restaurants.
"The food is all in the folk, this kind of tofu soup, to put it bluntly, is a street snack, have you ever seen a Hunan restaurant selling snacks??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Wang Xueying.
"This ......" Wang Xueying was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "I just think, why is such a delicious thing not sold in Hunan restaurants?" Are those hotel owners stupid? ”
"The reason is very simple...... Qin Xiaojun smiled faintly, "This tofu soup is cheap, and it can be eaten at street stalls. Moreover, this kind of tofu soup, there are many people who can make it, but there are not many people who can do authentic it, after all, this can't make a lot of money, it's quite tiring to be busy, it's too cost-effective, just talking about supporting a family, few people are willing to learn, think about it, on a roadside stall for five cents a bowl, will you go into the restaurant to eat? ? ”
"The main thing to do this is to grind tofu, now that there is a machine, how tired can you be??" Sister Bai also scooped up a little tender tofu, sucked it lightly and tasted it, "It's really good, the tofu is tender, and the ingredients are good......"
"You know a fart, that is, a foodie......" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Sister Bai, "You think making tofu soup is so simple??" I'm not afraid to tell you, this grinding tofu is particular, it must be ground with a mill, and it must be ground by a machine, and it will never come out of this flavor......"
"It's too mysterious, don't believe it......" Sister Bai shook her head, "It's all tofu, how can there be such a big difference??" ”
"Don't believe it, it's just so mysterious...... Qin Xiaojun said quite surely, "I remember when I was a child, I ate a bowl at the door of my grandmother's house, but then the person who sold tofu soup fell over the mountain and died, and I haven't eaten that kind of tofu soup again, either the tofu is wrong, or the ingredients are wrong......
"Is this authentic today??" Sister Bai asked.
"Okay......" The girl scooped up a little more tender tofu. I savored it. I couldn't help but nod.
"Alas, the pace of modern society is too fast, and many folk stunts have been lost...... Sister Bai sighed and said.
"Master, mother, sister, you all talk......" Since the little girl ate the first bite of tender tofu, her spoon has not stopped, eating one bite after another, and her little face is full of red oil.
"Hehe...... Nie Canglong laughed, "You little thing." It's really greedy enough, let's talk, you take the opportunity to eat all the tofu?? ”
"I love to eat ......," the little girl said very admittedly.
"I also love to eat...... Nie Canglong still likes to tease with this little guy and tease children. Many people can enjoy the superiority of IQ in the process of teasing children, and of course, there are many people who are accidentally embarrassed by children.
"My little ......" the little girl moved out of a serious way.
"What's wrong with you're small?? The child just eats less......" Nie Canglong said.
"I'm young, you're big, you have to let me, haven't you learned Kong Rong to make pears?? I've learned it all, it's the story of Sima Guang smashing the cylinder to save the children. The little girl began to tell the master allusions.
"Puff ......" Sister Bai was eating tender tofu, and when she heard her daughter's explanation, she squirted out a mouthful of tofu at that time.
"I said you look at it......" Nie Canglong waved his sleeves, and the tofu scum that was originally sprayed towards the table. At that time, it was sent aside by a strong wind, "It's all sprayed with tofu dregs, how can people eat??" ”…,
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it......" Sister Bai wiped the corners of her mouth in embarrassment, and the muscles on her face began to twitch, the allusion told by her daughter was so surprising to her that she couldn't help but start sighing, the end of the world, did you say you can't come back decades later? ? Let me train our daughter to be a comedy star first. With my daughter's funny talent, there was no problem at all in the last Spring Festival Gala.
"Yaya, who told you the story of Kong Rong Rang Pear??" Qin Xiaojun had a small face, and asked in a deep voice.
Enlightening and educating her by herself, this Kong Rong can't afford to carry the black pot of pears. How can I say that I am also a top student of Peking University, if I carry this black pot. I won't have a face to see people in the future.
"Grandma told me about it......" the little girl said very honestly.
"Oh......" Qin Xiaojun breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good...... It's not good, your grandma told the story wrong......"
"Eighty percent is when the child's grandmother told her a story, Kong Rong let the pear first, and then didn't tell her to change the story, so she told the story of Sima Guang smashing the cylinder together...... "Sister Bai didn't care, as long as you read a little story like this in the future, you can figure it out yourself."
"Therefore, this children's education must not be sloppy......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but sigh, "Otherwise, the child will be led astray and regretted for life......
"Seriously, right??" Sister Bai really doesn't think it's a big deal, adults fool children more often, this has almost become a fine tradition of the Chinese, weishenme Chinese like to intrigue and fight? ? That's the good education of parents since childhood, which is also related to the Chinese official standard, teaching children to intrigue from an early age, which is to lay the foundation for him to enter the officialdom in the future.
"How can it be serious?? Do you know how children are educated abroad? Foreign parents, once they agree to their children's affairs, they will never regret it......" Qin Xiaojun said sternly.
"No wonder foreigners are easy to suffer when doing business with Chinese, dare to love their education problems, children, you have to educate her more cunning than a fox......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.
"Who told you that foreigners are easy to lose money when doing business with Chinese??" Nie Canglong glanced at Sister Bai in some surprise and said.
"The ones you see can make Chinese money, first of all, the two sides are in different positions, generally foreigners have an advantage in congenital conditions, the main thing is, we need their jishu, they need our market, in this way, of course, they can make money, but the position of the two sides is the same, then the situation is different, as long as it is not for foreigners to take advantage of jishu, Chinese can pit foreigners to death......" Sister Bai said, pinched a piece of stinky tofu and put it in her mouth, chewing slowly.
"Someone has done it...... "Qin Xiaojun is not satisfied, when you eat, especially when you are not eating alone. How can you start? How else do you let others eat??
"What about when you eat bear meat?? Didn't you do it too?? At that time, I had just gotten up in the morning...... "Sister Bai shot back unceremoniously.
"I'm ......," the girl's face flushed. That's different, I'm picking good things......"
"It's really different, I've pinched the one I eat, and you've pinched all the meat......" Sister Bai pouted.
"I won't tell you, and then I'll talk about the problem of death......" The girl changed the subject.
"It's hard to say about the problem of pit death...... Nie Canglong shook his head, "What you said are a small number of people, most of them can't pit foreigners due to their academic qualifications......"
"It's not that you can't pit, it's that you can't ......pit it," Sister Bai shook her head, "I just remember an aunt who sells melon seeds." A bag of melon seeds was stunned and cheated a Yankee for 1,000 US dollars, but the Public Security Bureau asked the public security bureau to go back again, and fined the aunt 5,000 yuan for this. The aunt drank pesticides, but fortunately she was saved in time, otherwise it would be another life......"...,
"I haven't heard of it...... Nie Canglong shook his head, "Where did you hear that??" ”
"That aunt is from our village, and my mother's ...... from that village," Sister Bai said.
"Alas......" Qin Xiaojun sighed, "Don't talk about this, people are foreign friends and have privileges, although we have an advantage in IQ, it is useless if we don't have an advantage in bones......"
"Alright. Let's move on to Yaya's education......" Nie Canglong also sighed and said.
"How are you going to educate?? Native or foreign?? Sister Bai asked.
"Of course it's local, Chinese, you have to use the Chinese education method, otherwise, in the middle of a group of Chinese, if you are stupid, you don't have any heart and eyes, and there are no bones left that can't be eaten??" Qin Xiaojun said as a matter of course.
"......That makes sense," Nie Canglong nodded, "Then let's ...... according to our locals." He looked at the little apprentice with a solemn face, "Yaya, get ready to be tested, don't let the master down......"
"Well...... "The little girl should be quite ignorant, in fact. She didn't know what was going on, Master said it so solemnly. It must be a big deal, in other words, children are like this, there is a kind of eagerness to prove themselves, and they always want to do something big, so that adults are impressed.
"Deceive people are deceived first, silly daughter, you are ready to be a monkey......" Sister Bai sighed and began to mourn in silence for her precious daughter.
"Weishenme wants to be a monkey??" When the little girl heard her mother's words, she couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Being played by others as a monkey ......" Sister Bai glanced at her daughter and said angrily.
"Give me bananas? Give me bananas to eat and let me play ......" The little girl said quite admittedly, isn't it?? I used to play with monkeys in the zoo, so I had to give people bananas to eat? If you don't give bananas, people will ignore you.
"Hahahaha......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but laugh, this little apprentice is really interesting, it is simply a pistachio among pistachios.
"Children are interesting...... Nie Canglong smiled, "often playing with children, it is easy to maintain a young mentality......"
"No, I feel like I'm a few years younger......" Qin Xiaojun followed Nie Canglong's words and nodded, "Just like when I was in elementary school, I also took care of a three-year-old little sister who received protection money, a lollipop ......"
"You're too powerful...... Nie Canglong's head began to sweat, a little girl actually went to collect protection money?? It's incredible, is this something that a little girl can do??
"At that time, there were a few bad boys who were bullying that little girl, and I took her protection money, so I had to protect her, so I asked Xiaoqing to bite them all......" Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.
"It sounds like a paid righteous and courageous ......," Sister Bai raised her eyebrows and said.
"Paid righteousness and bravery, that is also righteousness and courage, the teacher gave me a big red flower, and the principal gave me a big mistake...... "Qin Xiaojun said quite admittedly.
"Why did the teacher give a big red flower and the principal give a big demerit??" Wang Xueying was puzzled, the teacher rewarded, the principal punished, no matter how the teacher looked, there was a sense of provocation to the principal.
"The teacher rewarded me for my bravery, and the principal punished me for bringing dangerous creatures into the school, and secretly told you that the little girl I protected was our teacher's daughter, and she was very good-looking, second only to ......me," Qin Xiaojun said.
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong laughed, "I'm afraid that if the little girl you protect is not your teacher's daughter, you won't be rewarded for your eight achievements in righteousness and bravery, and the teacher will have to let you call your parents ......"
"If I were a teacher, even if it was my daughter who was protecting, I would definitely let you call your parents, and it would be too dangerous and terrible to take a snake to school...... Sister Bai said.
"Is our Xiaoqing scary??" Qin Xiaojun raised his eyebrows, glanced at Sister Bai from the corner of his eye, and asked with a sneer.
"No......" Sister Bai hurriedly shook her head, "It's not terrible at all, Xiaoqing is a creature, it's a great blessing for people to be able to take a look......
"You're pretty good at sycophants??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Sister Bai and said with some surprise.
"Isn't this forced to be helpless?? Anyway, it doesn't hurt my conscience, so I can tell the truth......" Sister Bai smiled and said.
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