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"Master, this is not the pair of chopsticks you just now......" The little girl glanced at the master, and then at the master, and couldn't help but say crisply. 1――

"Huh??" The girl was stunned for a moment, looked down at the chopsticks in her hand, the length of the chopsticks dyed and discolored by the soup was one-third of the whole chopsticks, and when she picked up the dishes, she was sandwiched in small bites, and it was impossible to make the soup reach one-third so high, after all, this is in a restaurant, or a fellow's shop, you can't gobble it up, let the fellow see the joke, right??

"Maybe I'm mistaken, right??" Nie Canglong laughed evilly, raised his chopsticks and looked, "Make no mistake, look at it, these chopsticks are my ......"

"Huh??" The girl looked at the pair of chopsticks in the man's hand, and the soup was dyed in half, and she couldn't help but wonder in her heart, "It's the same??" What's going on?? ”

This is really puzzling, why do you eat so sloppily??

"Master's chopsticks are thick and thin, and Master's chopsticks are generally thick...... "Little girl doesn't care where the soup is dyed, people start directly from the physical shape of the chopsticks."

"Wow...... the girl slammed the chopsticks on the table, the little girl moved to the chair on the side, stood up, and glared at the man, "You dare to fool me......"

"No, no, I'm just ......" Nie Canglong was so frightened that he waved his hand again and again, his eyes were empty and he glared at the unlucky apprentice, this little girl is really too fine, too thief, don't you say it's chopsticks? ? And it's a disposable chopstick, why do you remember it so clearly??

"What are you??" The girl roared.

"It's nothing......" Nie Canglong immediately drooped his head, "I admit to beating and punishing, you can watch and deal with it......"

"Huh......" The girl breathed a sigh of relief, letting the man do this, and the anger in her heart was really smooth, "You wait for me, you see how I clean you ......up" threw the chopsticks away, and pulled a pair from the chopstick cage.

"Hee-hee......" Nie Canglong grinned. Stretch out your chopsticks to pick up the vegetables and eat, "Didn't I say that?" I admit to beating and punishing. You clean up as you please, and there is absolutely no complaint......"

"Throw the chopsticks away......," the girl glared at the pair of chopsticks in the man's hand, which had been her own not long ago.

"What a pity to throw it away?? You know, it's not easy for a tree to grow into a tree. How can you casually abuse ......" Nie Canglong didn't want to throw it, and if he instigated it a few more times, he would kiss indirectly.

"It's a pity that I threw it away, so people can see what a joke?? It's like I haven't eaten in eight days......" the girl said angrily.

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled. "I really didn't pay attention to this ......," he said, throwing away his chopsticks, and then drew another pair of chopsticks.

"Hmph......" The girl snorted coldly, pouted her little mouth, and glared at the man viciously while eating vegetables.

"Hee-hee......" Nie Canglong also looked at her without showing weakness, and smirked twice from time to time.

"Hehe......" Sister Bai laughed out loud when she saw that the two of them were finished. You two don't flirt......"

"It's all your daughter......" Nie Canglong glared at Sister Bai. What are you saying she's okay and yelling about?? Doesn't she have sharp eyes?? How do you educate your daughter?? ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you have to figure it out, I don't care about teaching this daughter, teaching her is your master's business......" Sister Bai immediately said unceremoniously.

"I feel that my apprentice is quite good, and I know that I am in the same group as my master......" Qin Xiaojun still has a positive attitude towards the little apprentice. That's absolute loyalty to my wife, but I'm not sensible. Fortunately, this is your master's chopsticks, if it were someone else's. When you say that, doesn't it make your wife upset?? Still, this kind of loyalty is well worth promoting. …,

In other words, with Nie Canglong by his side, with his carefulness, she is also good at using other people's chopsticks.

"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong grinned, took a red pepper, and sent it to the little girl's mouth, "Master rewarded you with eating a red pepper......

"Don't eat ......" The little girl quickly twisted her head to the side, squinting at the master, "Master is ...... bad"

"If you don't eat it, Master won't like it......" Nie Canglong said with a blank face.

"The master eats ...... for the girl" The little girl raised her head, looked at the master, and begged.

"Hmph......" The girl glanced at the man and couldn't help but snort coldly.

"I'll eat, I'll eat......" Nie Canglong immediately retreated and put the chili pepper into his mouth.

"Count your acquaintance...... the girl glared at the man viciously, then took a piece of braised pork and sent it to the little girl's mouth, "This is the ...... that my wife rewarded you"

"Ahh......h

"You two are really interesting, when you used to go to school, you also ate together??" Sister Bai sandwiched a piece of bacon, and her big eyes swept around the two of them, these two people are a happy couple, and they are happy wherever they go.

"Who eats with him?? It's always funny, it's funny......" The girl glanced at the man, and said angrily.

"What's so funny??" Sister Bai is still quite interested.

"Don't say anything else, let's just eat eggs, people peel the eggs and swallow them whole......" The girl rolled her eyes when she said this.

"The eggs aren't big, so it's not a big deal to swallow them whole, right??" Sister Bai is a little puzzled, isn't she just eating eggs? ? When you meet the one who eats neatly, it's not a big deal to swallow it whole.

"The point is...... Someone almost choked on an egg......" The girl said this, and the muscles on her little face began to twitch, obviously trying to laugh and holding back.

"Huh??" Sister Bai couldn't help but open her mouth wide, with a look of disbelief.

"Don't you know, after people swallow the eggs......" The corners of the girl's mouth twitched twice, and she glanced at the man, and the man looked extremely ashamed, and buried her whole face on the table.

"What happened after that??" Sister Bai asked curiously.

"Don't say it, don't say it......" Nie Canglong begged in a low voice of shame.

"And then they ...... like that," the girl jumped to her feet, then turned her face up, and gently stroked her neck with one hand, and made a sound in her throat.

"Hahahahaha......ha I laughed to death, it turned out to be swallowed raw...... "At first, I thought I would swallow the whole egg in my mouth, then chew it and swallow it again." Dare to love is such a raw swallow.

"It's still in the school cafeteria, you don't know how many people were watching ......" The girl sat back in her chair with a hint of a smile on her lips, "and the more is still to come." People swallowed it for a long time and couldn't swallow it, and then they spit out the eggs......"

"Don't say it, don't say it, please......" Nie Canglong fell on the table.

"Don't you really say it??" The girl smiled smugly and glanced at the man.

"Tell me, what happened after you spit it out??" Sister Bai urged again and again.

"After spitting it out. People are staring at the eggs......" The girl spread out one hand and made a gesture of holding the egg, learning Nie Canglong's expression at that time, "Today I finally verified a truth, the human voice and eyes are much thinner than the asshole of chickens......"...,

"Poof......" Sister Bai sprayed at that time, and then she couldn't suppress Daxiao, and her whole lungs seemed to explode when she laughed, which couldn't blame her for laughing too low. It's that this little couple is so interesting.

"You don't know. At that time, the most tragic scene in the history of Peking University happened......" The girl's face showed a trace of sadness.

"Did someone think he was too disgusting and beat him up??" When Sister Bai heard that there was a follow-up, she couldn't help patting her chest, stopped laughing, and gasped.

"That's not ......," the girl shook her head slightly, "but thirty students are unlucky." I was drinking porridge at the time, and accidentally the porridge got into my trachea. I was rushed to the hospital, along with two elderly professors. Xiao's cerebral blood vessel ruptured and was sent to the emergency center for rescue, for which someone was punished by the school for a major demerit......"

"What's going on?? I've heard of it, I've heard of it...... "Sister Bai had an impression at this time," it seems to be very popular, what is it called...... "I can't remember what title I had at that time, when I first went online, I didn't care much about this brother and that sister, I just thought it was a sensationalism."

"Chicken fart...... " the girl said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's the chicken's fart, the GDP brother, it turns out to be Canglong, it's really unbelievable......" Sister Bai looked at Nie Canglong, and her big eyes were squinted into crescents.

"Slander, naked slander, when did I say chicken fart......" Nie Canglong blushed and protested loudly.

"Yes, yes, yes, it wasn't the chicken's fart brother at first, I remember there was a rice flower behind the chicken's fart?? Mi Huaer is the brother behind the chicken, and the daring is the asshole brother of the chicken, which makes people harmonious, I was surprised at the time, which brother dares to link it to GDP? ? I see, hahahahahahaha......" Sister Bai said this, and she couldn't help but daxiao again.

"I make people laugh, are you beautiful??" Nie Canglong glared at the girl who was laughing with him, and said with a grin.

"What does it have to do with me?? I'm just taking a picture of you performing acrobatics and uploading it to my space, and I'm not the one who gave you the chicken......" The girl immediately said with an innocent face, but her big eyes were full of cunning.

"Then you are also the culprit......" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "You see how I will clean up your ...... later"

"What?? Still want to rebel?? The girl raised her eyebrows and said.

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head violently, "I just want to shout so that everyone in the world can hear that Qin Xiaojun, the flower of Peking University, let the chicken's fart brother take down the ......"

"You dare to ......" The girl's little face changed color at that time.

"I don't dare to ......" Nie Canglong smiled slightly, "I am so bold, I really don't dare to ......"

"I warn you, I won't forgive you if you dare to shout, I promise ......," the girl said, looking at the man with a wary face.

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smiled evilly, "Yes, yes, yes, I promise you, I will never shout, my name is ......"

"Don't call ......," the girl said, glaring at her big eyes.

"This is a bit difficult for a strong man......" Nie Canglong pretended to shake his head and said quite cowardly.

"If you dare to say it. You'll just wait for me......" the girl said as she glared at the man.

"Cut ......," Sister Bai rolled her eyes, "Xiaojun." You just let him say, you are not a celebrity, who knows who Qin Xiaojun is? ? ”

"Whoever should know knows it......" The girl glanced at Sister Bai, of course she knew what Sister Bai meant. seems to be helping himself to speak, but in fact, he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. …,

"As long as everyone in the world doesn't know about it, it's not a big deal......" Sister Bai smiled and said.

"It's nothing that the people under the whole know it, I only care about the people who should know it......" The girl glanced at Sister Bai with a smile. Said.

"Then I can't help it, you two can discuss......" Sister Bai met the girl's smiling eyes, and her heart was weak, so she retreated at that time and focused on the dishes on the table.

"It's okay if I don't scream, do you have to give me some favor??" Nie Canglong saw that the girl had achieved a phased order, and he was afraid that the duck in his mouth would fly, so he couldn't help but start to put forward conditions. Actually, to talk about it. It's best to let the girl take the initiative to make compensation, but Sister Bai's defeat and retreat, the girl's momentum has risen, this situation is unlikely to happen, and the girl must not be linked to the criminal Manchu government, and she will have to cede the land and pay compensation if she wins the battle. That's what only the brain-dead do, and the Manchu Tartars are all evolved from barbarians. It's understandable that you're brain-dead, but how can a high-achieving Peking University student be brain-dead? ?

"Pros??" The girl smiled coldly. "What benefits do you want??"

"Is this this?? You look at it, give more and give less, as long as it satisfies me......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Do you want a slap??" The girl's big eyes narrowed into crescents, and her pupils continued to radiate a fierce light.

"It depends on where you hit it, if it's a slap in the face, then don't do it, if it's a spank, I can't say that I really have to enjoy it......" Nie Canglong is not afraid of the girl's eyes, now it's different, it's the time to negotiate, even if she has a weak heart, she can't let her see it, otherwise she will definitely lose.

"Spanking, are you either??" The girl laughed, revealing two white front teeth, and her smile had a miserable smell in it.

"Don't want it, don't want it, I don't want it, resolutely don't want it......" Nie Canglong suddenly shuddered, he is now a land immortal, although he doesn't know what the girl thinks in her heart, he can feel her ill intentions, taste it carefully, it seems that there is a bloody smell in it.

"Don't want it??" The girl laughed, the corners of her mouth curled, and her expression was indescribably proud.

"Don't ......" Nie Canglong nodded violently, and the frequency was like a chicken pecking rice.

"Alas......" the girl pretended to sigh, took out a red stick from her sleeve, and gently put it on the table, "I even have the props ready, and I retreated without you......"

The cob is the corn cob, and the cob is the thing in something, like a melon and the like, and some places in the north are called corn cobs and cobs.

"Uh......" Nie Canglong saw the stick and the pot that the girl touched, and immediately sweated like rain, as long as the stick and the butt were linked, it was generally easy for people to associate the purpose of this thing......

"It's too vicious......" Seeing this stick, even Sister Bai, who had made up her mind to eat well, couldn't help but interject, "...... that will bleed"

"Have you tried??" The girl glared at Sister Bai and said viciously.

"Do you still need to try this?? Just imagine it......" Sister Bai said with a red face.

"You have a lot of imagination...... girl said fiercely.

"It's okay...... Sister Bai smiled, "I just feel a little cruel......"

"But the advantage is that the price is high-quality, and if you buy a root of boiled corn, you can give it away for free...... Qin Xiaojun said with a sneer.

"Won't it be strong?? What should I do if I break inside? Sister Bai grinned and said.

"Pure natural things, the quality is still guaranteed......" Qin Xiaojun said confidently.

"Oh, that's good......" Sister Bai nodded, "Do you want me to take Yaya to avoid?" Some of the footage doesn't seem to be suitable for children to see......"

"You're quite thoughtful, just let her senior sister take her to the car in a while......" The girl raised her eyebrows and smiled faintly.

"I don't want to watch it either, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat for three days after watching it......" Sister Bai's face showed a hint of confusion.

"What about when you fired the cannon?? I didn't see you couldn't eat......" The girl pouted and said.

"Why are you like this?? It's not over yet...... "Sister Bai looked embarrassed, the old demon of the black wind is an eternal injury in her life, not only physically hurt, but also mentally hit the body, you say so many people, why did you lose the adult yourself? ?

"No way......" Qin Xiaojun smiled faintly, "Who made your posture impress me the most?" I'm afraid I'll never forget it in my life, and I'll take it out from time to time in the future to talk to people and deceive a little applause......"

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