Chapter 385: Kangxi is here (1) encounters the arrogant Xiao S
"Kangxi is here, and what I invite today is ...... Please come with me once again to welcome superstar Mr. Tang Chic! ”
After a burst of intense music ended, Cai Kangyong, wearing a black gentleman's hat, a suit and leather shoes, and a civilized stick in his hand, sat on a chair and bowed slightly and said a welcome speech.
Suddenly, in a burst of cheers and applause, sitting next to him, wearing a suspender shirt and a miniskirt, Xiao S, who looked very sexy, also owed with a smile on his face, and quickly took over and said: "And his friend, super beauty, Miss Guo Biting, the little diva of the advertising industry!" ”
At this time, the camera camera shifted to a group of sofas opposite the two hosts, and on the sofa sat a chic brother who was dressed casually and handsomely, and he smiled and waved to everyone.
Next to him is Guo Biting, who is wearing jeans, a long-sleeved T-shirt, long hair, and a little light makeup, and the whole person looks very pure and beautiful, she also smiled and beckoned.
Beauty is always very popular, Guo Biting also received unanimous applause from the audience, and the cheers were not small at all.
"Eh, have you noticed? Today's two of our guests are very couples! ”
The one who can say this kind of thing is definitely not Cai Kangyong, who is a scholar, but can only be a crazy and open-minded little S.
She crossed her two snow-white beauty~ legs, and said in a very funny surprise: "Really, it's very like eh, and the clothes she wears are like couples' clothes, what do you think?" ”
She seemed to be asking her partner, Cai Kangyong, but the camera focused on a man and a woman sitting together.
Facing the camera lens, Brother Chic shook his head helplessly. And Guo Biting covered her mouth and chuckled. Neither of them reacted much.
Joke. have decided to be on the show "Kangxi is Coming", how can they not take some time to learn about this show? And what kind of virtue the host is, it is impossible not to understand.
Therefore, he is both ready to be troubled, and he also knows the scale of this show.
Cai Kangyong has always been gentle and elegant, and said: "S, I think this topic should be left to zuihou, otherwise." If Tang Xiaoshi and Guo Biting leave the field halfway, we will lose a lot! ”
"Ahhhhh......h
In the helpless shaking of the two parties, the audience at the scene once again burst into happy laughter, and the dashing brother finally spoke: "Two hosts, can you not be like this?" If I really have an affair with Tingting......"
"What do you call her?"
Cai Kangyong asked suddenly, his face seemed a little serious!
Xiao S also asked, "You call her Tingting?" ”
I rub, can't you call it like that?
Brother Chic glanced at them in confusion, and then looked at Guo Biting, who was also confused, and couldn't understand what was wrong.
"My nickname ......"
"Pause!"
Guo Biting was about to explain, but Xiao S interrupted. and stood up from the chair, and then walked in front of the dashing brother in three or two steps. Then he suddenly stretched out his hands, grabbed his shoulders at once, and said in a hurried tone: "You call Tingting again!" Hurry up! ”
I'll go, what kind of thing is this?
Someone was really messy, a little stupidly looking up at the pair of plump heads on Xiao S's chest, he was about to break open her palm, but this jiashi, he was really embarrassed to start, otherwise, if he was not careful, he would touch the pair of breasts in front of him.
"Hey, S, you're going too far!"
At the critical moment, Cai Kangyong said with a smile: "You are not the only one on this shijie whose nickname is Tingting, are you too domineering?" ”
"Well, you can't really be so excited for that reason, are you?"
After listening to Cai Kangyong's explanation, Brother Chic looked at Xiao S who was very unhappy with some tears and laughter, and he really admired her funny talent.
Sure enough, it is a well-known host who can easily be funny when he has the opportunity~ women!
And Guo Biting, who was next to him, also fell on the armrest of the sofa with laughter, and her beautiful long black hair was about to hang down on the floor.
"You know what? When I was holding his shoulder just now, I was actually thinking about a question all the time! ”
After returning to his seat and sitting down again, Xiao S said to Cai Kangyong with a calm expression, and he looked very excited between his eyebrows.
"Is it convenient to say it and let everyone listen to it?" Cai Kangyong showed a look of "I'm interested".
Xiao S licked his sexy lips, glanced at someone with a smile on his face, and then said with a squint~ smile: "I'm thinking, a macho man like him who is full of strong muscles, if Guo Biting is really with him, I'm afraid he will tear the sheets when he does some sports!" ”
Poof~ I'll go!
Someone on the sofa immediately sprayed, sat up straight all of a sudden, and looked at Xiao S who was throwing flattering eyes at him in disbelief, and couldn't believe that she would say such a red fruit ~ love joke.
Your sister! Is the topic of tearing the sheets something you can talk about casually on TV?
What's more, the heroine is still Guo Biting, and she is even more present in person!
It is no exaggeration to say that this sentence is simply thunderous, and it suddenly blew up the hairs of the dashing brother who was caught off guard.
God is pitiful, he has been on a lot of variety shows and radio interviews in the past month, but who dares to be so fierce in mainland programs? How can the scale be so big?
Don't look at the many shows he has been on, but really counted, all the shows are actually routine, because the questions asked by the host are basically old questions, and they don't even need to use their brains, just like a template.
As a result, he has adapted to the scale of the mainland, and he really feels a little unbearable now, because no one knows if the "color ~ female" host Xiao S will ask more embarrassing questions?
In fact, at this time, Guo Biting, who was next to Brother Chic, was even more embarrassed, because Xiao S's words were really too explicit and reverie, tearing the sheets, who doesn't know what it means as an adult?
It is no exaggeration to say that if Guo Biting, who was almost ashamed, could kill people with her depressed fire, Xiao S, who was laughing coquettishly, would definitely be frustrated even if she had 100 lives that were not enough to die.
At this moment, the scene was also full of exclamations and laughter, and it can be seen that everyone didn't expect Xiao S to be so violent, and gave the two big stars a dismount at the beginning, which made both of them stupid.
About three seconds later, seeing that the two guests were about to get off the stage, Cai Kangyong, who was the 'rhythm controller', immediately spoke: "S, you are too anxious, don't think I didn't see it, you were actually ready to give Tang Xiaosa a loving hug just now, right?" Whenever a handsome or super-MAN male guest arrives, you will play this trick. ”
"Hey, why are you revealing me again?"
Xiao S slapped Cai Kangyong's shoulder fiercely, winked at someone who was stunned, and then really stood up amid the cheers of the audience, walked in front of the dumbfounded chic brother with cat steps, stood still with his well-proportioned legs slightly apart, and said: "Tang Xiaoxiao, I have long wanted to experience your powerful embrace, do you dare to fulfill my little wish today?" ”
"Whoa......"
The audience was heckling and screaming, but the dashing brother had no idea of joy at all, if it weren't for the fact that he was recording the show, he would almost have stood up and jumped behind the sofa all at once.
Your sister! Do you dare not to be so coquettish and arrogant? If your legs are spread a little more, my brother can see your little Nenei, if you are not wearing jeans, isn't this a special brother who looks foreign?
That's right, as a super healthy man, but he was wantonly provoked by Xiao S, who looked good~, and as soon as he looked up, he saw her bulging twin peaks, and when he looked down, he could see her mystery, so it was impossible not to react, right?
Fortunately, he was wearing jeans today, and if he changed to trousers, he couldn't guarantee that he would not pull up the crotch of his pants and make a bag.
He was embarrassed, but Xiao S had to take half a step forward, and a pair of breasts were almost touching his head, and said coquettishly: "You treat me as your female fan!" Don't you dare to hug it? ”
I'll go! What is there to dare to do?
Someone was furious in his heart, and reacted suddenly, if he didn't show a little manly temperament, according to Xiao S's urine sex, she would definitely stalk today to show her charm, because there are really too many things about her "sexual burning" male guests.
Like Wu Yanzu, Chen Guanxi, Zhou Jielun, Luo Zhixiang, Yan Chengxu, Zhou Yumin, Fei Xiang, Liu Dehua...... and so on, they have all been subjected to Xiao S's three major tunes~ tricks: "groping pig hands", "sitting on thighs", "princess hug".
Well, since you're going to play open, then brother let it go!
Lao Tzu is not an innocent little virgin again, are you still afraid that you will not be able to eat me?
After thinking about it like this, under the gaze of the audience, I saw him stand up suddenly, and then with a wicked smile, he hugged the proud Xiao S into his arms, one hand tightened her back that was exposed, and the other hand seemed to have inadvertently landed on her buttocks.
And, the big hand that fell on Xiao S's buttocks also pinched it quickly, and at the same time, his sphincter tightened, so that something that was already bulging in the crotch of his pants directly turned into a steel pipe, because of the height, it happened to be impartially on the lower abdomen of Xiao S, who looked distracted, so that she opened her mouth in shock, and a trace of complexity flashed in her eyes.
At that moment, there was silence, but then whistles and screams rang out. (To be continued......)