Chapter 386: Kangxi is here (2) Xiao S's troubles
To be honest, as a mother-level woman who has already experienced the life process of pregnancy and childbirth, Xiao S really will not be afraid of being eaten tofu, or being provoked by male guests during the show~ Tease, on the contrary, she is happy to enjoy this ambiguity, because that means that her charm is still undiminished, doesn't it? What else is there to be afraid of in a super mature woman?
Young beauties like handsome guys, but grandma prefers muscular men, but she likes both, as long as she is handsome enough or has a great figure, then she is happy to provoke~ tease.
And today's male guest Tang Xiaoshi, he is undoubtedly the perfect fusion of handsome and robust, the most attractive factors for men, to an extreme, because no matter the skin color, body or face shape, how handsome you look!
Moreover, his fame is not inferior to that of the old king, and even more fierce than the king.
Just imagine, when encountering such a JP 'target', how could Xiao S, a bold teacher, not be impressed? If you don't do something, then I'm sorry for the title of "Wild Mature Woman Little S"!
It was not bad at the beginning, but she forced Tang Xiaosa into a corner in a few clicks, and by the way, it also made Guo Biting, a little beauty, red-faced, and didn't even dare to say a word, which can be regarded as a full demonstration of what is called Xiao S's hotness and boldness.
However, what she never expected was that someone who was about to raise his hand to surrender actually dared to hug himself easily, and he even dared to pinch his buttocks.
Well, after doing the show for so many years, there are countless handsome men among the stars who have flirted~ played, and it is not that they have not met daredbreakers, so it is not unacceptable to be pinched on the buttocks.
But the point is. A majestic cylinder was actually attached to his lower abdomen. That kind of volume and hardness really shocked her!
Is this livestock? Can you feel so good in jeans?
Xiao S was really trembling. Not afraid, but because there is an urge that is suppressed deep inside.
Your sister, this woman's figure is still very material! is worthy of being a breastfeeding child, this chest is indeed much bigger than Liu Yifei, Zhang Shaohan and Guo Biting, although it is not as perfect as the legendary 34D, but how can the C cup be there.
To be honest, once a man puts aside the defenses and concerns in his heart, once he goes crazy. That's really scarier than an open woman.
Just like someone, he not only retaliated by pinching Xiao S's buttocks, deliberately lifting his buttocks to show her the scale of the stick, and even quietly moved his body, and felt the fullness of the chest of the bold hostess in his arms with his chest, and then suppressed the fire burning in his heart, and let go of Xiao S with a smile, and said very heartily: "Your figure is also very good!" It's really not like I've just given birth to a baby, so keep it up! ”
"Haha, how's that. S, you should have felt how strong Tang Xiaoshuang is, right? ”
Cai Kangyong is still sitting on his bar stool. After hearing Brother Chic's jokes, he immediately said with a smile in the audience's coaxing: "If you are satisfied, then shouldn't we also enter today's topic?" This is the first time he's coming to our treasure island! ”
Xiao S glanced at someone, and the scanning line of sight obviously paused a little somewhere in him, and then walked back with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and said very generously: "What I want to know most now is, how do his muscles work?" Weishenme would be so well-proportioned? I think there must be a lot of big-bellied men who want to know about this, right? ”
"That's right, for example, I am!"
Cai Kangyong touched his lower abdomen, and said frankly and helplessly: "Men have three major troubles when they reach middle age, baldness, big belly, and then bad kidneys. ”
His humorous summary directly made the audience at the scene sigh of admiration, especially those middle-aged people nodded with deep feelings, Xiao S then asked with a smile: "Then what about which of these three troubles do you occupy?" Didn't you get it all, did you? ”
"Hehe, it's okay, it's just that my belly is a little bigger, and I can't lose it!"
Of course, Cai Kangyong can't admit that his kidneys are bad, men must have good kidneys! Even if he's gay, that's a man!
As for baldness? As a public figure, especially a host, it is even more impossible for him to admit this, because it really hurts his personal image, isn't it?
"Well, the first topic of the day is, how effective is a man's body!"
Xiao S finished reading the theme, snapped his fingers, and immediately found Guo Biting, who had not said a word so far.
She smiled and asked: "BeaHayden (Guo Biting's English name), you entered the entertainment industry in 2000 by participating in a beauty contest on the streets of Ximending, and then until 03, you were a graphic model for fashion magazines, and later starred in the MV of "Doctor", you have successively served as the MV heroine of many kings and queen-level singers, right?" ”
"Yes, that's right, that's how my development path is!"
Guo Biting's voice is as soft as ever, coupled with the pure dress of the whole person like the girl next door, she can always give people a feeling of pretty, which is more attractive than Xiao S's coquettish and bold personality.
Who doesn't like a man who doesn't love pure beauty? Although the taste of mature women is stronger, the aftertaste value is not high!
"So you should have worked with a lot of excellent male stars, right?" Xiao S asked.
Guo Biting thought for a while, blinked her eyes and said honestly: "It's not much, well-known male stars are 'Dr. Chen', TENSION group, Mayday group, as well as Tang Xiaosa and Lan Zhenlong and Yan Kuan, the others are all male models!" ”
Cai Kangyong said: "It's already very good! You have already cooperated with the energetic people in the three circles of film and television songs, which can prove how strong your development potential is. ”
"That's right, I'm a little envious of you, they're all very attractive male stars!"
Xiao S didn't care at all and confided in his special hobbies again, and said that he liked handsome men and stylish men the most.
And after saying this sentence that made Guo Biting a little overwhelmed, she also asked curiously: "BeaHayden, which of these male stars do you think has the best figure?" Which one do you like best? ”
I'll go, it seems that Xiao S likes to ask some rumors that make female guests unspeakable, and it's true!
Although Brother Chic was smiling on his face, he felt a little depressed in his heart, because he was here to promote the record today, but Xiao S, the hostess, always put the topic on lace news, which made him feel speechless.
Guo Biting blushed slightly and bit her lip, but she didn't know how to speak.
To be honest, talking about a man's figure in public is really not something that a female star like her who is not deeply involved in the world should do, because no matter what, this is a very image-destroying thing.
Therefore, she seemed very hesitant, a pair of crystal lovely ears were red, and she opened her mouth, but she couldn't speak, so she could only glance at Tang Xiaosheng next to her with a look of help, hoping that he could stand up and help herself.
The cold scene is obviously not the will of the program team, but after less than three seconds, Cai Kangyong interjected with a smile: "S, you can't look at Guo Biting as a grandmother like yourself, she doesn't even have a boyfriend, it is currently the period of rapid development of your personal career, do you want to harm her?" ”
"What?"
Xiao S smiled exaggeratedly: "How can you say that about me? Is it only allowed for men to talk about our women's figures, and we women can't talk about you men? ”
After she finished speaking, she said to Guo Biting, who was relieved: "BeaHayden, you really should learn from me, otherwise, you will be too weak and have no deterrent effect!" ”
I'm rubbing, if every woman is as bold as you, then we men don't have to worry about cuckolding every day?
Brother Chic really wants to complain so bluntly, because he himself likes more subtle, gentle, and self-conscious beauties, who wants to see his woman flirting with other men?
At this moment, someone subconsciously struggled for Xiao S's husband, because he suddenly thought that seeing Xiao S harassing male stars from all walks of life with such lust~ squints, wouldn't his husband be so angry that his heart contracted?
"WELL, THIS TOPIC IS PASSED!"
Seeing that Guo Biting was so "rotten wood cannot be carved", Xiao S had no choice but to give up the topic, and instead looked at Brother Chic and said: "Tang Xiaosheng, the quality of your record is indeed very top-notch, I personally like it, but I have a question I want to ask, will you Weishenme find Liu Yifei to sing "Little Dimples" instead of Guo Biting?" Did you work together earlier? In your heart, isn't she as beautiful as Liu Yifei? ”
Whoop......
As soon as this provocative question was thrown out, the audience immediately cheered, and the audience cheered one after another, Cai Kangyong was smiling, but Guo Biting was stunned at first, and then stared at someone with a stunned face with beautiful eyes, wanting to hear his answer.
it! This woman is really hard to deal with!
Someone was in pain, really stabbed by this sharp question.
However, he is not a variety show rookie after all, and the reaction speed of his head is not slow, he reacted quickly after being slightly stunned, looked at Guo Biting with a smile, and said sincerely: "Although I haven't heard Tingting sing, I think it shouldn't be too bad with her voice, and she does have the strength to cooperate!" ”
After a slight pause in Guo Biting's smile, he continued: "But it's a pity that my record is in a hurry, and it really can't be too procrastinated, so I will naturally choose Miss Liu Yifei, who has just released the record, and most importantly, she does have two small dimples on her face, which is a female singer who is very in line with the requirements of the song, so the reason you said is not valid!" ”
Bang Bang Bang ......
The audience burst into applause, Guo Biting smiled with satisfaction, and Xiao S curled the corners of her mouth meaningfully. (To be continued......)