The "five killings" Internet café elementary school students were beaten later became a well-known after-dinner conversation in Dongshan City, because the process was so hot.

According to eyewitness recollections, at that time, I saw the mother of the red scarf god, the middle-aged woman, walking into the Internet café viciously, with the momentum of God blocking and killing God, and Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, so that the network administrator and cashier widened their eyes and did not dare to stop it.

The red scarf god was occupying his classmate's machine, masturbating League of Legends vigorously, as if he was still typing (mocking us), and his mother came from behind, grabbed his hair all of a sudden, and pressed his head on the keyboard with a bang.

"Holy!" The red scarf god subconsciously scolded, which made his mother even more angry, so his subordinates kept knocking his son's head on the keyboard more than ten times.

This is Weishenme, we see a lot of chat gibberish here, and the adventurers under his control also go crazy and mess around with skills, and are soon taken down by Pooh, who seized the opportunity.

"Don't study hard! Just know how to play games! You can play the game for a lifetime! ”

The middle-aged woman scolded while beating, and the classmates of the red scarf god saw that the situation was not good, and they were afraid that their parents would also come to the door, and they scattered one after another.

The red scarf god who was stunned also understood that the person who beat him was the mother of the mother, and after several close contacts with the keyboard, his miserable face was already stained with the two keycaps that fell off the keyboard with "S" and "B".

The middle-aged woman didn't spare her son when she beat her son, and this Internet café was a black Internet café, so she was afraid of being reported, so even if the middle-aged woman damaged the Internet café equipment, no manager dared to come up to stop it.

"Mom, why are you beating me!" The red scarf god is also a man, he was hit so hard, he didn't cry and beg for mercy, and he even talked back to his mother.

"I just don't like to study! What's wrong with playing a lifetime game? I can be an esports champion in the future! You and Dad hurry up and treat me well now, or I'll have money in the future......"

The middle-aged woman was already in a state of red anger, and after listening to her son's strong words, she suddenly became angry, and her cerebral blood vessels were about to burst.

"You bunny still dare to talk back!?"

A middle-aged woman, who was strong and strong, grabbed her son's hair and one of his arms, and lifted her hands up - "Hey! ”

This trick is very similar to the alchemist's "over-the-shoulder fall"! In an instant, he dragged his son up from the seat of the Internet café and fell to the floor!

The red scarf god sat on the floor with gold stars in his eyes, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the middle-aged woman opened the bow left and right, and slapped her son more than 20 times!

A thousand hands are like palms! It is said that this is one of the seventy-two Shaolin stunts, and only the master of Fang Zheng in "Smiling Proud Jianghu" has used it! Middle-aged women are so handsome!

The red scarf god was beaten by a stinky beating, and finally returned to his true colors as a primary school student, he cried and wanted to escape, but where could he beat his mother's magic skills?

The middle-aged woman's eyes lit up, and she used the panda man's warrior monk's "Crane Neck Kick"!

A roundhouse kick with a slowdown! The elementary school student was kicked in the buttocks, and in an instant, he rolled into a gourd and rolled into the corner of the Internet café, leaving only the residual blood and not moving.

"Auntie! You can't hit your son so hard! Nearby, a man with a tattoo on his arm and yellow hair on his earrings opened his mouth to persuade.

Although from the outside, this guy seems to be a gangster in mixed society, but when he was glared at by a middle-aged woman, he immediately lost his temper.

"Can you handle it? My son was born to me, and I will fight if I want! And this bastard is beaten! I think his father beat him with a folding stool, and he didn't have any! ”

Damn, dare to ask this elementary school student his father, is it the eighteen bronze people of Shaolin Temple! You husband and wife mixed doubles, and you have already beaten your son into an atomic little King Kong with copper skin and iron bones!

Before the middle-aged woman's voice fell, the elementary school student quietly got up from the corner! Get up and run! It was really pretended just now! used the "fake death" skill to empty the hatred of the boss, leaving Qingshan without worrying about running out of firewood!

It's a pity that the boss he met today is too powerful and too intelligent, and the title is not for nothing.

[Middle-aged woman's deep breath] [Middle-aged woman's endless rage] [Middle-aged woman's bloodthirsty rage] [Middle-aged woman's relentless raid]!

A series of fierce continuous moves,Unreservedly poured on the buttocks of elementary school students,The god who is in the masturbation game,Straight out of the Internet café,Face to face down on the dusty street。

"Mom, you want my life! I picked it up, right? I definitely picked it up! "The elementary school student can still shout when he falls to the ground, his ability to resist blows is really not covered.

"We're picking you up? Someone wants you to throw this thing on the street!? The middle-aged woman bent down and grabbed one of her son's legs, and dragged him all the way home, causing passers-by to watch.

From the middle-aged woman entering the Internet café to the time she dragged her son away, it was only three or five minutes in total, but the fierce action that can be called a martial arts movie deeply shocked everyone present, in comparison, they felt that the warriors in the game with golden helmets and armor were not as handsome as before.

At the same time, because the red scarf god and his teammates were all scared away, the other party had a rare phenomenon of "all hands hanging", and the golden blitz team won a big victory.

"Hahahahahaha, it's so painful!" Amy was laughing so hard that the pajama suspender was about to slip off her shoulders, and I frowned and quickly helped her up.

"What are you doing, manservant!" Amy gave me a fierce look, "I said I would give you a reward for tian's feet, but I didn't say that I would give you a reward for touching your breasts!" ”

Who's going to touch your breasts! I'm afraid your boobs will be exposed! And tian's feet are obviously not a reward but a punishment!

"What the hell is going on?" While controlling the line of troops, delaying the time when the opponent's base was demolished, so that Amy could pick up the head, Pooh asked in surprise, "Ye Lin, you Weishenme will know, they must have a problem within 15 minutes?" Did you use hacking software to get them down en masse? ”

I said "hehe" twice, and didn't give a clear answer, of course I won't use hacking software, and at this time I didn't know that the red scarf god was fucking beaten, but I roughly guessed that he was taken out of the Internet café and couldn't fight anymore.

Later, when I heard that the elementary school student had been punished by a middle-aged woman, half of his face was beaten like a cursed troll, and I couldn't help but let out a sigh.

Ladies and gentlemen! If you encounter an idle player while playing League of Legends in the future, don't be too angry! You know, some people hang up for a reason! For example, the phone called, the water boiled, the rice was mussy, I was scratched by a cat, I was bitten by a dog, I was kicked by a pigeon...... It's all possible! Especially the operation is very haode, primary and secondary school students suddenly go offline, eighty percent are caught by parents! Some parents have a combat power of up to 40 million! All you need is a "white crane with bright wings" starting hand style, and you can scare your child into peeing!

All in all, this game was first depressed and then raised, and Amy got the highest number of heads since her "career", and she was so proud that her nose was about to become longer like Pinocchio.

"You're doing a good job!" Amy said outside through the microphone, "Thanks to me and the valet's leadership, everyone other than Pooh doesn't have to worry about being fired for the time being!" ”

I think Amy said that, although it shows that she is close to Pooh, but once again making Pooh special among his teammates, in the long run, may isolate Pooh.

So I gave Amy a round and said, "Everybody's playing well!" Pooh, if you're a little later, you can take everyone to supper! How much it costs, just come back to Amy for reimbursement. ”

"Haha, there's a supper!" The horse-faced high school student cheered in his chair, "Long live Miss Amy!" Long live Vice Captain Pooh! It's worth our hard work! ”

Fan Chuan also stood up from his seat and moved his stiff arm, "It's pretty good to have a beer skewer nearby, otherwise let's go there later, right?" The French meal wasn't bad, but I still wanted to eat skewers and drink beer while the night breeze blew......"

"I'm fine," Pooh said with a big grin, "anyway, if I go home early, I'll have to listen to my parents arguing, and I'll have a beer with you!" ”

As soon as these words came out, except for Fan Chuan, who had found true love, the other male team members in the activity room looked at Pooh with a little ill-will, and some people joked:

"Pooh, you are the youngest in our team, a girl goes out drinking with a group of our old men, if you get drunk, we will help you back, don't wronged us to take advantage!"

"Come on!" Pooh dismissed, sneered and showed the tiger teeth in his mouth, and swept around the male team members who were coaxing, "Grandma has never been drunk since she started drinking at the age of 10!" You weak people, who dares to fight with me, I will definitely fight him under the table! ”

Although Pooh has the special identity of Amy's best friend, first, her strength is indeed second only to Ren Peng, and secondly, she has no shelf, so looking at this rhythm, she has a lot of friends.

Putting down Pooh and the team to study tactics and play practice matches, Amy in the throne room suddenly asked me with a solemn expression, as if Columbus had discovered a new world:

"What? Can a 14-year-old drink alcohol in the Celestial Empire? The legal drinking age in the United States is 21 years old! ”

I scratched my head, wondering if the United States was too conservative or China was too open.

"Although it is now written everywhere that 'this store does not sell tobacco and alcohol to minors', the actual implementation is very lax, and the restaurant will not care if there are minors drinking at the table."

Amy, who was sitting on the throne of the jade scorpion, seemed to have received some kind of blow, and it was as if she saw a new door open in front of her.

"In California, if you sell alcohol to people under the age of 21, you will be fined and your liquor license will be revoked, and you will be imprisoned!"

That's right, I once saw a news on the Internet, saying that there was an FBI who deliberately went to a restaurant without his ID to buy alcohol, and said that he would go to the car to pick it up immediately, and as a result, he used "fishing law enforcement" to trap the restaurant and waiter, so that restaurants in the United States did not dare to sell alcohol to death for people who did not show their driver's licenses, ID cards, and passports, even if the other party had crow's feet on his face (in case it was old and decrepit).

Of course, most Americans, when they were 17 or 8 years old, hid at home and secretly drank alcohol, and no matter how much the FBI likes to fish for law enforcement, it will not catch residents' homes.

But with Ai Shuqiao's strict management of Amy, she won't even let her drink Coke, let alone let her touch alcoholic beverages, right? Amy must have never drunk a drop of wine!

How? I suddenly found that the Celestial Empire was extremely lax in the management of underage drinking, so you want me, my brother, to help you cover and even help you buy alcohol?

No kidding! I'm not going to let you drink! You're so crazy when you're sober, wouldn't you be even more lawless when you're drunk!?

===The dividing line of the popularity rankings=== Recently, with the continuous voting support of the book friend "Egami Feng [true]", Su Qiao entered the last seat of Group A with a total of 531 votes (Group A has 500 votes as the dividing line), and the date of reappearance is not far away.

In addition, the "cat that catches the tail" voted for 24 flowers and gave half to Pooh's parents, so Daddy Bear and Mom Bear were both honored on the list.

However, this has also led to more and more people in Group B, and the bar chart of the post bar is almost unclear, and it seems that I have to set up Group C in addition to Group A and Group B, because there are too many characters on the list with family members.

From now on, those with a total of less than 50 votes will be classified into Group C, and Shusha's father is separated from Shusha's mother for this reason (a moment of silence), but the top of Group B is still the same as the rabbit, and the newly established Group C, the top of the list is the president of the HHH Club......