"All of them?"

At the beginning, I glanced at the QQ panel on Shu Zhe's mobile phone and found that there were more than 100 people in the group of "offline"! Have you ever cheated all 100 elementary school students? You're a public enemy of elementary school students!

"How the hell did you get 100 people?"

"No, there are no pit 100 people!" Shu Zhe said awkwardly, "At that time, not every downline successfully stole the dog, and there were only 2 or 30 people who completed the transaction with Luo Ning, and I just took some intermediary fees from it......"

"In other words, those 2 or 30 people were all cheated by you? You get more agency fees than their labor fees, right? ”

"Bad luck is dead," Shu Zhe complained at this point, "Luo Ning and they are too stupid, I don't know who leaked the news and let the elementary school students know that I took more money than them, but they all said that I cheated them and wanted to settle accounts with me - fortunately, I didn't leave my real contact information, and they didn't have a place to look for me." ”

The QQ number of "Jebe" was later abandoned, probably for this reason.

"What? Brother Ye Lin, you weishenme suddenly became interested in this matter? ”

"If only you answered my question. Let me ask you, among those elementary school students who feel that you have been cheated, are there any who are particularly good at playing League of Legends? ”

"What game?"

"League of Legends!"

"I haven't heard much of it...... Shu Zhe really doesn't like to play computer games, but I didn't expect him to even know League of Legends.

"It's commonly known as 'masturbation'!"

"Ahh Shu Zhe suddenly realized, "There are a lot of boys in our class playing that, and we have organized a team......

"I don't care what happens to your class! Tell me quickly, among those elementary school students you've pitted, are there any who are very good at masturbation! ”

"Brother Ye Lin, you really have a ...... when you mention it like this That guy's QQ number is called 'King of Demacia Slingshot', and in his QQ space, there are messages from all kinds of classmates begging for apprenticeship and hugging their thighs. ”

"Jebel is SB", "Elementary School Student", "Masturbation God", "Slingshot", "Playing the Streetlight"...... All the information came together and allowed me to identify the other person.

It's really "not that enemies don't get together"! You just broke the street lamp in front of the 28th Lieutenant Colonel yesterday, and today you ran into my sister in a game game!

I don't care how Shu Zhe cheated your labor fees, anyway, if you steal the pet dog in the community for extra money, it is an illegal act in itself, and you deserve to be cheated for money!

Broke the street lamp last night.,Gong Caicai was blind.,Today in the game to scold Pooh and my sister is SB? Die! Don't think I'm going to get used to you if you're a schoolboy! I'm not your parents!

"Shu Zhe, do you know the contact information of this 'King of Slingshots'? It is best to contact offline contact, mobile phone and other ......"

Although it is a primary school student, it is not excluded that there are mobile phones with them, and many parents are worried that their children will be lost, so they can be equipped with a mobile phone with simple functions to determine the location of the other party at any time.

"Huh? I don't have that guy's mobile phone, but I'm just surfing the Internet right now, so I'll check the records I left before, and it seems that I have the phone number of the Internet café service desk he often goes to......"

Shu Zhe is really a conspirator, although the QQ number of "Jebe" was abandoned by him, but the valuable information collected in the past was still left on the network hard disk by him, so that in case there is a need in the future, it can be queried and accessed at any time.

I waited a few minutes, and through the bathroom door, I heard Amy let out another terrible scream, I am afraid that her ice phoenix has been killed again, and this time it has not succeeded in resurrecting from the dead.

If I can find the contact information of the "King of Slingshots", that is, "Jebe is SB", I am ready to call and harass him, whether it is simply to scare him, or to coerce and lure, it is important that this "red scarf god" cannot concentrate on the game, so that the Golden Blitz team can achieve the final victory, so that Amy's mood can be better.

But Shu Zhe looked for a while and told me apologetically: "Brother Ye Lin, I remember wrong, the black Internet café he frequented didn't leave a service desk number, but I have his mother's mobile phone number here, I don't know if it's useful to you......"

"Huh? How did his mother's mobile phone number end up in your hands? ”

"I also forgot, elementary school students are not vigilant, and a lot of information is said casually......"

That's the same, let's take it today, when "Jebel is SB" played the first game with Pooh, he claimed that he "usually used a slingshot to hit the street lamp to exercise accuracy", and casually told people who didn't know him about his illegal behavior on the Internet, which is indeed too tender!

After getting the fucking mobile phone number of the elementary school student, as well as the name of the Internet café of the dark Internet café he frequented, I was overjoyed, terminated the call with Shu Zhe, and immediately dialed the mobile phone of the mother of the LOL god.

"Auntie! Your child is playing a game with his classmates at the 'Five Kills' Internet café! Looks like I didn't even eat dinner! Hurry up and take care of it! ”

As soon as the call was connected, I immediately shouted to the other party as "some well-known well-wisher".

"What!? This little bunny is going to play games again after school!? The middle-aged woman on the other end of the phone suddenly became angry, "I failed the exam last semester, and tricked me into going to study at the same school, but I went to the Internet café to play games!?" See if I don't clean him up! ”

I forgot to ask who I was, so I hung up the phone, presumably in a hurry.

It seems that this middle-aged woman knows where the Internet café where her son frequents is! Maybe it's not far from your own home! Now there's a good show to watch!

I put my phone back in my pants pocket and came out of the bathroom, biting her lip angrily at the sight of Amy biting her lip at the black-and-white game screen.

"Don't worry," I said confidently to my sister, "you let Pooh and them fight steadily, as long as they don't lose for 10~15 minutes, the enemy will extinguish the fire himself." ”

Amy was skeptical: "How can you be sure of such a thing?" Who did you call in there just now? Don't you love me anymore? ”

"Give me back a question sentence from zuihou! What's the point of adding it here! Anyway, you only need to hold on for 15 minutes at most and you'll be able to win! ”

I eagerly made this promise to my sister, but I was not sure that the middle-aged woman would be able to rush to the Internet café where her son was located within 15 minutes and find him out in public.

"What if you can't win after 15 minutes?" Amy asked aggressively, "How can you atone for deceiving me then?" ”

As she spoke, she lifted Erlang's legs and shook her white little feet in front of me.

"Then it's decided! I'll let Pooh hold them for 15 minutes, and if they can't win after that, you'll make amends to me! ”

"Who's up to you!"

Amy pressed the turn on button on the headset's microphone, "Listen! From now on, go on defense for 15 minutes! It doesn't matter if you don't have to kill! Miss Ben has a clever idea! ”

When the team members heard this new order, they all breathed a sigh of relief - with their strength, it is more than enough to defend their own base, as long as Amy does not go to the front line to make trouble, and forces everyone to attack blindly, then it will be a steady and steady fight to the late stage, and it will still be a sure win.

"Hmph," Amy looked at me with an unhappy look after giving such an order to the team.

"I've blown out your big words, the situation has not changed, how faceless I am! Shouldn't you get down on my knees to comfort my sister's wounded heart? ”

As he spoke, he tilted his chair and lifted a pair of jade feet towards me.

I insisted with not too much confidence: "In 20 minutes at most, the opponent will definitely collapse......"

"15 minutes is 15 minutes! Not even for a second! Amy said brutally, "If the situation hasn't changed for 15 minutes, you can kneel down for me!" For loli control + foot control like you, this is not a punishment but a reward! ”

I didn't talk to Amy anymore, but nervously observed the situation in the game, and the time that passed by made my heart gradually become anxious.

The "Five Kills" Internet café won't be far from the home of a middle-aged woman, right? What if you get there by car? What if the red scarf god wasn't caught by his mother within 15 minutes, wouldn't it be self-defeating for me?

If you had known, you wouldn't have said too much, even if it was 20 minutes! Now in this situation, once the time limit is reached, Amy is going to force me to Tian her feet, although I definitely won't agree, but Zuihou is afraid that it will have to be replaced with other conditions, which is another troublesome matter.

On the other side, the red scarf god manipulated the expedition Ezreal, and found that the four people on the opposite side changed their desperate momentum just now, and began to shrink under the tower, thinking that the other party was afraid of being beaten by himself.

"Hahahahaha, master, I'm a real master, I'm scared of your souls, right?"

"Come, Daddy! Call Daddy, and I'll let you go! Anyway, these numbers are also my classmates', and they lost points to you, and they have nothing to do with me! ”

"Huh? No one was fooled? I was still waiting for you to call your father, and then blow up your sons......"

Although this elementary school student Jishu is tall, he speaks extremely cheaply, and he challenges the limit of the other party's patience again and again.

"I can't take it anymore!" Pooh yelled, "Defend yourself, I'll kill him!" ”

"Don't be impulsive!" After motioning for Amy to turn on the head-mounted microphone, I raised my voice and said outside, "There are only 4 of us on the front line, and you don't know when he will switch planes with his classmates, even if you kill the explorer, it may not be controlled by him!" ”

Fan Chuan was also persuaded on the side, and finally Pooh temporarily dispelled the idea of stepping forward desperately.

"So we're just waiting?" Pooh still disagrees.

"Wait 15 minutes," Amy interjected, "There are only 10 minutes left, and when the time comes, the valet will have to give me a ......."

I was shocked to think that this sentence was sent by Amy for everyone to hear, only to realize that Amy turned off the microphone after saying "10 minutes", and the rest of the words were just for me, scaring me by the way.

"What happens if you wait 10 minutes?" The members of the team were puzzled, but they could only follow the established policy.

Seeing that Pooh was provoked but did not rush up, the schoolboy was even more proud.

"I haven't done anything yet, why did you fall? Don't be so timid~~~ Can you play with the master for a while? Because the tuba is too powerful, everyone will give up resistance when they see me, and they can only play the trumpet! Is my trumpet so scary as well? ”

"Alas, it's really lonely to be invincible in the world! A genius like me is really not something you ordinary people can fight against, should I give you a hand? ”

"By the way, since you look down on elementary school students, then you must all be big brothers and big sisters? I'm a schoolboy who doesn't speak much, and if something upsets you - you jump out of the computer and hit me! ”

"Wow hahaha, I jumped out of the computer if I had the ability and pressed my face on the keyboard fhA*WEGfqgwae*gSouewOGtw83495w4ytiop3t0982345#%#"

Seeing the gibberish of Zuihou's half-sentence and the adventurer's sudden move in the direction of no enemies, I was overjoyed: it seems that the elementary school students have rushed to the Internet café!